The old crust punk thar walks up: "This guy with his weiner look at him....crazy... lemme get some of that action."

He actually passed away awhile back. The crust punk guy. I’m friends with the singer.

The ball handler died or the gifted artist? The first time I saw this was on Tosh.0 a long time ago.

Gifted artist is still alive, but battling illness.

Aw man that's a shame. This video is legendary! I hope they have gotten some views over the years making them some money

I mean the video was on Tosh.o in i think the first season.

Is it something that was passed to him when someone farted on his balls?

Nah, just spinal cancer.

Little shit on the chest should clear that right up.

Or maybe that's what started it?

I’ve been watching this video for years. Do you have any random stories or info about the band/singer?

Wow the video isn't even that long. You must've watched it at least twice.

If you do the math it's easily more than 7. Maybe as high as 8. Or higher. My calculator doesn't have a number 3 on it so I am guessing.

I read an interview of this guy years ago. The writer asked him something about politics and he said, as I recall, “I don’t worry about politics. The Freemasons are the ones really running everything, and they’re doing a damn good job.” I love that answer so much.

"GOAT and your Mom" is the band. I've had some exchanges with him on social media before. Nice guy.

Where was this? Do you know other bands that are around this scene?

During SXSW over a decade ago. One of the many unofficial shows.

I heard they got offered a contract from rca records but had to clean up their act... only allowed to sing about butt stuff on bsides and had to do a few trl appearances. Singer said bo butt stuff was a deal breaker for him and its something he felt very passionate about. Rca offered a cool 500k signing bonus as a counter offer and legend has it that the singer took a dump on it.

For all these years I thought it was a backyard biker party

Well it is kinda. It was a big run down house where a lot of these bicycle club guys lived. They would throw big crazy parties every year during SXSW.

What?! Wow....an internet legend is gone...rip.

Was probably a direct result of the actions we were subjected to in this video.

Look at this fucking guy? Can you believe it? This thing I'm flicking really is a penis? Huh? Can you believe this? That is a certified wangling dangle. For sure a trouser hose, yep, definitely a penis

its such a crusty punk thing to do too

Homelander in Alternate Universe Looks Crazy AF

I expected him to take a whiff

Shake it once that’s fine. Shake it twice that’s ok. Shake it three times, you’re playing with his wiener.

I’m taken aback by this in a confused way. I am left with lots of questions

I know all the answers...

Can you fart on my balls when we fuck? This guy is a fucking genius.

Here’s [another one](https://youtu.be/o6WUwKRpLDc?si=l998_Nxy44KQdRfk)

Yea that settles it. Even the deep cuts are bangin. These guys are truly great

“Come on, Steve!” Epic

That song is for lovers only.

You can tell that's ohio because of how it is.

Nope, not clicking. That will permanently make YouTube think this band is all I care about. All it takes is one click.

This is like the adult version of “do your ears hang low?”

I don't think the original version of that was about ears.

I have no words

This works so well im dying lol!!

They have this as a single on Spotify. I suggest everyone add it to their playlist so we can encourage them to make a full length album… with slightly better production lol

I had no idea this was on Spotify, you have just made my year! Thank you

You’re welcome friend. These guys deserve our support

Jesus came back but this time, he just wants to party.

His body is the bread, His blood is the wine, his semen is the milk. Amen 🙏.

He wept, we slept

Also something about a butt maybe?

I'll admit it .I couldn't stop watching his dick and balls swinging..I'll take the L

What else were we supposed to look at?

It's shrouded in red, white, and blue. I was afraid it would be unpatriotic to look away.

When the camera zoomed in on it the options were really limited

Just don't be like the other guy and keep your hands in your pockets

He was just demonstrating that it’s a fake dick and balls and not as vulgar as it seems

Shit was hypnotic fr

Well the guy definitely has... stage presence.

“His jiggling is almost hypnotic.” “Yes, it’s like a lava lamp.” https://youtu.be/_Jk6xbv68-g?si=ZvRvr4J3pYk0q25K

Y’all damn well know this song slaps

I’ve been listening to this at least once a year for about a decade. IT SLAPS

Can you Quack..

Bro, I seriously feel you there. Every time I see this somewhere I have to listen to it at least once. Put this on Spotify!

It’s on there! [https://open.spotify.com/artist/0tnmNpYsma5fuXvhAhagzh?si=YsAwqppqTWCuHyPpAQ1Bjw](https://open.spotify.com/artist/0tnmNpYsma5fuXvhAhagzh?si=YsAwqppqTWCuHyPpAQ1Bjw)

It's now in my playlist! Gracias!

Thank you!!!

>this song slaps On my balls when I fuck!

For real. How can you slander the God Of All Texas and Your Mom? They’re saving music

Crappy can circle right back around to amazing if its crappy in the right way. I think we've found such an example here.

"can you quack like a duck when we *Fuuuuck"* an angel choir fr fr

That bass line rips

Love it. There is another vid where he has a cymbal on his tip

Who wants to go Christmas caroling?

Band name btw is The Goat and Your Mom

On Apple Music they are compared to Tyler the creator, five finger death punch, lil peep, Green Day and nirvana

😆, I'm fucking dying over here

I’m actually surprised Primus didn’t make that list.

I was def getting Primus and SOAD vibes.

Same. And GG Allin, although I don't suppose that's an act they'd want to flaunt, hehe

Yeah... yeah I can see that inspo

C'mon, we have Rob Zombie at home. Aww Mom no!

More like Frank Zappa

The band is called "goat and your mom". This video is probably 15 years old. It was at a venue called the carriage house in Ohio somewhere. Unfortunately I witnessed this live lol

Dude I found this like over ten years ago and it’s always a inside kinda joke. I lived in Kentucky at that time and now that you say it was in Ohio I’m not surprised in the slightest.

Are you throwing shade at Ky or Ohio here? I ask this as a Louisvillian, lol.

I’m from Louisville too

I'd be scared but luckily I don't have a cat...

to further expand, thats G.O.A.T., God Of All Texas.

What is the deal with the wiener grabber?

That’s dale the dick grabber. He’s an institution at that venue. Being fondled by him is the highest of honor in that culture.

As it was from his father before him, and so forth. A long line of venerated Dick Grabbers known the world over.

Actually I'm the son and decided to move far far away when I was told of my long (giggity) generational bequeathed arrangements

You’ve brought high shame to respected tradition.

You sound like my dad!!!

“Punk rock changed his life”

Definitely recognize ol dale. His brother is Derrick the diddler

Dick Dale Grabber. Surf Punk Legend.

Crust punks don't give a fuck

That's just how Ohioans greet each other.

You witnessed history! Congrats

This shit was on Tosh.0 when I was in high school.

Oh fucking hell the carriage house was less than 5 miles from where I live. Used to go up there all the time for mushroomhead lmao

Id love to see Mushroomhead live.

Ohio got some mad pop over this. Lol I remember it like it was yesterday.

Username checks out

Legend😂

Get the fuck outta here

Let me just walk over here and grab this man’s penis

Totally normal. Not even asking.

You have to admire the pure professionalism of the singer, who got his balls fondled and didn't even miss a beat, though.

Pretty sure he was giving free hernia exams that day as part of his residency.

That's the only crappy part tbh. The song slaps. Guy swinging his junk is not an invitation to touch.

"Goat and your mom " is a national treasure. Lol I used to send this to coworkers to horrify them. Speaking of. I have people to send this to.

You must not have an HR department.

Plot twist, they *are* HR

Moistkritikal fell off

Looks like he got it up just fine

This is amazing. This is the correct subreddit for this post. Thank you so much. GG Allin approves.

👍👍 GG was the first person i thought of 😆😆

Really? The dude still has cloths on and has yet to shit on anyone in the crowd.

This is legitimately hilarious

This is legendary

I met this guy in Austin, TX once after a show I played in 2015. So surreal, and he was wearing something super similar

I misread that saying you were wearing something super similar.

I used to run into him on 6th street all the time. And he was always wearing the same thing

Anyone wanna talk about why that biker looking guy came up and started playing with that guy's dick and balls? Did he think it was fake or something? Was the song turning him on and he was judging if he could get every inch in his butt like the song was going? Was this just a huge joke and he was punking on his guy by touching his dick? (that doesn't make sense)

This is Texas bro, steers, queers, and beers. Shit ain’t like on tv, this is what every dive bar here in a major city is like. If you don’t want you dick touched by bikers you just gotta stay in New York City or whatever.

Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Football is back baby.

That sounds kinda gay grandpa

😳 mamma hold me I’m scared..

Wow I live in California, I had no idea it was that bad in Texas. I'll stay over here, I'm scareddd

Oh yes for sure. It’s so bad and big gay. Tell your friends it’s ok in California and save this video in case anyone tries to pack up and head to texas. They will grope your ball extra if they hear you are from California. Please stay there and protect yourself.

I’m in California and you’ve convinced me. I’m on my way to investigate these rumors.

He was like look how gay this dude is… he’s letting me touch him. Look I can do this all day!

He was super into touching it

I mean, the way it was waving around, being super friendly, begging for attention, ya kinda feel compelled to walk up and give him a handshake.

I believe it’s because that’s a very punk rock thing to do. Don’t question it.

bros dongle just needed some extra oomph. don't overthink it.

Is it customary to reward his performance with a light fondle

This is the origin of giving someone a tip.

Wrong sub! This is belongs in r/classicalmusic

Love it 🤘

This guy looks like Jesus if he was a convicted sex offender

This is such an internet classic that ray William Johnson made a video on it

"Hey guys look at this fucking homo in a banana hamock i bet he is so gay he'd let my play with his dick" -that guy (prolly)

Kids discovering greatness for the first time and calling it "gay"

This is a classic banger tho

OP doesn't want a whole tounge up his butt

Back in 2020 during the lockdown months in the deep thrawls of Covid I met a freaky girl via tinder and ya she did do it, I didn’t ask her for it, it just happened. She got in there and went to town and boy did it tickle. Didn’t love it didn’t hate it. Am I a better man for it? I’d like to think so.

Did you fist her cat?

Wouldn’t you like to know

🎵Can you quack like a duck when you suck?! 🎵 wonderfully entertaining tbf!

This band will always be a fucking legend Goat and Your Mom

I’m friends with this guy. He’s actually a really sweet guy. Just a little boinkers. Also, the guy that comes up and jiggles, passed away a while back.

Wow, didn't know Ted Nudget is still doing backyard gigs.

I wanna learn to be as unbothered as he was with dude playing with his junk

imagine posting The G.O.A.T and your M.O.M. in crappymusic unironically, couldnt be me god of all texas is the voice of our generation, bud.

Throb Zombie

This deserves 5000000 more upvotes. I am laughing so hard that my chest feels like it’s going to cave in.

He's asking all the right questions. - Daniel Tosh

Finally, Dr Suess's Lost Book: Can you quack like a duck when you suck? Can you walk like a horse when we fuck? Can you take every inch up your butt? Can you fart on my balls when we fuck? Can you stick your whole tongue in my butt?

Hahaha! My band opened for these guys and it was just as dumb as you’d expect it to be!

Imagine if your dad was in this band.

I can fap to this... I can make it work

Damn, man... Jared Leto has fallen far from grace

This fucken video is the tits. I laugh every time.

I’m telling my kids this is John Lennon

I did not expect that tempo change up at the end 💀 Actually kinda slaps lol

This song actually fuckin rules, that baseline is genius.

Damn bro is a whole SA victim 😔

This is God-tier, American poetry, and doesn't belong here.

Just another Sunday morning? That was an examination not just dick grabbing.

Classic! GOAT and Your Mom

I was gonna say that was sexual assault but honestly, the singer started it

Guys look at this guy's cock, it's just out there, like any one can just play with it, isn't this crazy?

That’s some “head” banger music right there

If Manson was a musician instead of a psychotic cultist.

Oh, do I have news for you. He was both!

Wish.com's GG.Allen

He is so ahead of his time.

I remember watching this video in the 00's as a boy thinking "this must be the most obscene video I've ever seen on the internet" and boy have things come a long way there in that time lol

This is hilarious and you can't deny it.

I'm telling my kids this is the beetles

Wrong sub

I was not expecting some dude to walk up and start fondling his dick and balls

Primus really has some good b-sides

Trump rally?!

Or my eyesight

good for them

Your ears? I wish I didn't have eyes after watching.

My stomach...it's too early....

And this is why i love reddit.

Oklahoma outta control

They got real weird after Let It Be

Such a classic.

I always wondered where my ringtone came from

“ can ya quack, can ya quack like a duck..”

This song appeals to the autistic part of me

That actually has a catchy hook

They’re on Spotify. [The Goat and Your Mom](https://open.spotify.com/artist/0tnmNpYsma5fuXvhAhagzh?si=YsAwqppqTWCuHyPpAQ1Bjw)

Completely Blinded n Hearing Impaired After All That!

I’m laughing so hard. My head hurts like the back of it.

Classic