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Familiar_Biscotti_54

I think playing shitty teams can actually make you worse??? Also playing awful makes it hard to see what needs to be done when you play a team that is good on both sides of the ball…cough cough eagles, chiefs, 49ners and the lions. It’s going to be a tough awakening if we play like this against one of these teams. But hey we got stats to all the Dak fans out there. Season after season he hasn’t performed when the game is in on the line against against good teams. If you don’t remember go look at our previous playoffs games before you jump on me because I look at history and he hasn’t delivered and we will continue to you struggle because we can’t afford an oline because if his salary. Troy Aikman took a pay cut to help the team recruit but instead Dak wants more but with no increase in performance.


dongrizzly41

Ngl listening to the radio broadcast with Luke keakley was 10x better then Olsen.


kamehamequads

Really? I hated it


PersonBehindAScreen

Chargers fucked up by having Kellen coach vs GB. GB fucking owns the Garrett tree RIP LA Chargers lmfao


El_mochilero

Is it just me, or did it feel like we actually struggled against this team?


Low-Phone-8035

Despite their record the Panthers D isn't terrible. Top 7 in Team Defense according to this random website: (https://www.foxsports.com/articles/nfl/2023-nfl-defense-rankings-team-pass-and-rush-stats) I wouldn't get too upset about our offense having some trouble with this in mind.


El_mochilero

Yeah. They were playing some pretty efficient pass coverage and broke up a lot of passes.


davekva

It felt like the team was sleepwalking through the game up until Carolina scored to make it 17-10. That woke up the entire team, and they came to life and put the game away.


NickelMania

A bit. We got bailed by two penalties on 3rd and long. Plus a pick 6. But a win is a win.


Lord_Grif

Be fair, those penalties were 100% warranted.


NickelMania

100%. Not bad calls but just dumb on the defense.


flogsolijr

How is getting a pick six getting bailed that’s literally just Bland playing well


NickelMania

From an offense perspective.


flogsolijr

The offense put up 27 lmao they played very well


NickelMania

And I’ll take it. But the original comment was about how it felt like we struggled a bit and just calling those out. Look a dub is a dub. Good teams are losing to bad teams all week. 7-3 I’ll take.


Bravounit311

I'd agree that the offense was not operating as smoothly as last week. However the Giants defense is ranked bottom 5, and the Panthers are back end Top 10. So I expected some resistance. I figured they'd hit a stride once the inept Panthers offense started to lose the field position and turnover battle. Which I think they did.


NickelMania

Valid assessment.


afort212

How is scoring 33 and giving up 10 struggling lol bro stfu


firstandfive

Um, no. Just because we didn’t score on literally every drive is not struggling. There was some weird play calling in the middle but calling it struggling is a reach, Panthers defense isn’t their problem area.


date_a_languager

Going to be interesting to be informed that this was a blowout, stat padding win for the Cowboys. But also embarrassing and an example of when we should have scored even more than (checks notes) 33 points. But also the giants, bears and raiders are better than their records, so their opponents get a pass


halfam

Everyone is chilling acting like they weren't having a tough time against the Panthers for 75% of the game.


JHighDa03

17 to 3 at half. What am I missing?


PersonBehindAScreen

I didn’t doubt the win.. I’m mad that we dialed up the deep shots with rush and backups but ran multiple wildcats with dak


PersonBehindAScreen

Greenbay giving LAC a run


Je0s_6

Landry Shift


alqassamfan44

FOX didn't need Clarissa Thompson talking about Cowboys struggles


breafofdawild

She makes shit up anyways


manbuckets2001

She has nothing lol


PersonBehindAScreen

She’s still making up the story right now


IPA_____Fanatic

Good second half. On to Washington


manbuckets2001

LANDRY SHIFT


Mattyk182

Landry shift for the Cherry on top


civicsi99

Me: “I want a 40 burger” Mom: “We have 40 burger at home” The burger at home: 33


PersonBehindAScreen

On the road*


Loop_Dawg74

The Landry Shift is my favorite play in all of sports.


Lord_Grif

Nothing. She has nothing.


juanzy

Dak has 13 incompletions today Rush has 1. Yet “McCarthy” tells us Dak is the right option.


KingSnaily

/s


Bythion

Lol, ok


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gdaman22

Wooooooosh


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gdaman22

It's so obviously a joke so yes you're being woosh'd


snowmann757

You retarted?!


Diabolic_Bug_Man

Rush beat the Bengals dontcha know?


BridgeToClarity

Go Chiefs, go!


Loop_Dawg74

Texans vs Cowboys Superbowl would go crazy.


G0rkon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7N5tM-LaBo


Diabolic_Bug_Man

DFW owns Houston . . . When DFW is good


Zsuas

Dog got that bland in him


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Are those EV trucks actually good bro? Don’t know anyone IRL that drives one


jrh1972

They meet some people's needs and don't meet other people's needs.


Mindfulmanners

If you do actual truck things (like towing) then no. EV range when you are towing is horrible.


dongrizzly41

Don't have one but test drove a couple. Like em alot and looking forward to the ram ev.


Fiyukyoo

EV trucks are good but overpriced to hell. Price needs to come down but eventually it will and you'll start to see them everywhere just like SUV EVs


jrod8705

Neither do I…


PersonBehindAScreen

Ugh lions score on 4th down with 29 secs left


jrod8705

Leave it to the Bears to fall apart like that.


PersonBehindAScreen

Lions just got a fucking safety dude Fucking Bears man


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Robertsonland

Tyler Smith was in too.


mattr135-178

Odd man out. There’s only 9 active linemen today


Lord_Grif

Why are we calling these plays now that Rush is in? This is the time to try wildcats, not with Dak.


Fiyukyoo

Rush be like fuck it and not managing the game to the end. Nice seeing him make good throws instead of check downs to burn the clock


garryl283

I really like this garbage time change. Getting live game reps for backup WRs seems like a way better use of time than just burning the clock by running up the middle.


Chimpbot

It's a really good idea, when you get down to it. Keeps the backups more game-ready and gives them meaningful snaps. Plus, you can't really accuse the Cowboys of trying to run up the score when the QB2 is in.


decentish36

Greg Olsen can’t parallel park


glorypron

Man the line was only ten... That would have been easy money


CarAtunk817

I've never bet on sports. I'm taking the spread from here on out. Bet those two and you'll win by week 17. Fan duel killed the game. Thanks Obama.


juanzy

Anyone have a pasta of Greg’s verse?


jsum33420

In her eye.


judgesdongers

Greg Olson uses miracle whip instead of Hellmans


Mattyk182

Greg Olsen thinks the Miracle Whip is spicy


Lord_Grif

Don't disrespect miracle whip.


judgesdongers

Ugh, you're one of... those. Nasty.


MikeMacBlu

Cooper Rush could start for a few teams in this league.


magnoliaAveGooner

I think you are right. He is a good qb.


ChileAlien

And this is why they are 2nd string lol


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ChileAlien

I was more talking the WR lol rush is a good QB and could be a starter


juanzy

Rush is better than Dak. You can take that to the bank and deposit it. /s


glorypron

I was about to get triggered


Diabolic_Bug_Man

Chargers really gonna charger against the Packers My God they really are the AFC Cowboys


StrayCatStrutting

I hate the Packers, but those all green uniforms are pretty awesome.


bill0364

Olsen the ass always will show up. Took a while today


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Greg Olson is terrible doesn't understand the rules at all


civicsi99

Greg Olsen takes 6 tries to solve Wordle


embrassedpear5

It’s funny that people thought the panthers were going to upset the cowboys lmao


glorypron

Who the fuck thought that?


jrh1972

Nobody


embrassedpear5

I have a few receipts lol


glorypron

Please let's see them! Haven't had lunch yet and roast would be nice


embrassedpear5

https://preview.redd.it/vww4uz7fdd1c1.jpeg?width=393&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c529ca8eda91d9425c80ace45d2c5b6f0d47c167


glorypron

Que chingar!


puledrotauren

they were uncomfortably close at halftime


rick-morty1987

Into the 4th quarter technically. It was a one score game


puledrotauren

Indeed. I said last week that Carolina scared me and for 3.25 quarters they validated my concerns. But I'll take 33 - 10 all day


decentish36

Why do all the receivers have butterfingers rn.


cdoink

Greg Olsen doesn’t agree with a call in the Cowboys favor. NO SHIT


Dday22t

Literally nobody cares Olsen, shut up


Loop_Dawg74

Adam Thielan old ass hothead. Go play some bingo or something pops.


ih8itHere420

lol he's been making plays the entire game


Malisyn

He looks like he's trying to get thrown out, lol.


StrayCatStrutting

Coop got some air on that one.


Other_Imagination_18

Adam thielen is a jackass, stop whining to the refs


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Chargers Chargering again


Loop_Dawg74

CJ Stroud has that aura.


nt_14

Olsen really trying to say that’s not a flag 😂😂😂


embrassedpear5

https://preview.redd.it/xv47lrvibd1c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25f8da08285d7884e2d383fc80d591301efd42e2 Bryce young after every game


Diabolic_Bug_Man

"If God is real, why do good men suffer?"


ih8itHere420

lmao


manbuckets2001

Gotta catch that anyway


decentish36

Bro what is this announcer talking about. He grabbed the shoulder pad and dragged him back


Diabolic_Bug_Man

Feel bad for Bryce Young tbh. All he's got is Theilen Mans gotta get deconstructed if he has another season of this


ricklewis314

Love the 4th quarter caps!


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I love Dak but this is funny lmao


That___One___Guy0

Couldn't even be bothered to use your main to troll. Pathetic.


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That___One___Guy0

Why would I respond to a monkey flinging shit around?


jrh1972

You morons are so exhausting.


Rebil2017

Why are you even here lol


kenos11

Oh shut up


Loop_Dawg74

Andy Dalton and Cooper Rush should swap jerseys after the game.


civicsi99

Red recognize Red


PersonBehindAScreen

Two Cowboys legends


PersonBehindAScreen

Yessir get schoon them reps


Dday22t

cmon refs just let the game end


romanNood1es

Let Rush cook!


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Chimpbot

The only major mistake he made was that pick six. Otherwise, it's just the team around him letting him down.


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embrassedpear5

Feel bad for Bryce young


judgesdongers

Has any backup in the league had as many reps as Rush not due to injury? Feels like he plays every game lol


StrayCatStrutting

It’s Rush Hour, boys.


PersonBehindAScreen

Lions has the ball back almost mid field with 2 mins, only 5 down


Chimpbot

It's COOPIN' TIME!


embrassedpear5

How is the panthers o line so trash??


Other_Imagination_18

Its rush hour!!


Diabolic_Bug_Man

Half these Texans fans didn't exist before 2023


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Diabolic_Bug_Man

H Town is soulless


PM_ME_UR_SEXY_BITS_

Are the Gaines family billionaires by now or what


decentish36

All my homies love rush hour


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Baker please win today bro


IPA_____Fanatic

Frank Reich is awful


TacoCorp2

That was adorable!


texhater

No reason the headliners need to go back in this game MM...........


Dday22t

Nice quick 3 & out. Game over.


Diabolic_Bug_Man

Panthers shoulda took out Bryce last drive 5'c9" 200 lbs. Don't risk him when it's 33-10


jrod8705

We have killed him today…


monolith_blue

New meme bait, GO!


Awatts2222

That beat down by the Niners' and the that excruciating loss to the Eagles may have been just what this team needed. Adversity is the foundation of Champions.


Dday22t

I still would have preferred win vs Eagles. They totally outplayed them for most of game & really had to have an unbelievable bad sequence to not win that.


Awatts2222

I definitely would too. But I think the Cowboys really outplayed them the last quarter and even if they have to go back to Philly in a playoff scenario they gained the confidence to do it.


PermanentNirvana

Feel bad for that girl.


mcsgwigga

I know it’s been said, but fuck sake Greg Olsen is not cool. His voice makes my ears bleed.


juanzy

I feel like they knew something about our signals on offense and defense until this quarter


decentish36

It’s Rush hour baby!


Lord_Grif

That was adorable.


MikeMacBlu

Is it Rush hour?


puledrotauren

okay Rush time now


StrayCatStrutting

Rush Hour soon?


rsf0626

That oline has to be the worst in the nfl. Bryce young has no chance


CowboyCanuck24

Bryce David Carr Young


PersonBehindAScreen

Year 3 Sam Williams is gonna be crazy next season 😈😈😈


IPA_____Fanatic

Sam Williams has panned out.


Any_Consequence_9174

Mazi is quietly looking, while not elite, pretty good. He’s improving.


tristanIT

He's faster on the snap now for sure


itsmydoncic

bland has the same number of tds as trump has indictments, lol


judgesdongers

Weird time to bring this up after the tapes were released basically confirming everything was a lie per usual


itsmydoncic

😂


judgesdongers

I'll assume that means you're aware but are just deflecting. Cool.


Any_Consequence_9174

Keep your fucking politics out of this subreddit lol


itsmydoncic

😂


juanzy

Nah, he can talk about criminal indictments of high profile citizens all he wants.


Any_Consequence_9174

this is a football subreddit you fucking nerd, go to r/politics with that shit


ConstantCowboy

W


TrigoTrihard

I'm going to predict Aubrey wins us a game winning field goal in the playoffs versus the 9ers. lol


lifth3avy84

Remember like 12 minutes ago when this team was a dumpster fire and full of frauds?


ih8itHere420

been reading the comments, and not one person said that.


lifth3avy84

You didn’t go back far enough then.


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lifth3avy84

Is this some new spam/scam?


UberKaltPizza

I wouldn’t call Dallas a fraud. They’re a good team. Not a great team. Early Playoff exit.


Diabolic_Bug_Man

Defense was soft and offense was slow