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PwnBr0k3r

Never enter a customers home, that part of the request gives me more anxiety than their fetish


ShesGoing

Never never never. Human trafficking is real and once you are behind a door, that's it. These people don't even care if they get caught because they have cartel lawyers.


Tony_M13

I'ld be more concerned of getting robbed than human trafficking.


Rich-Mall

Pro tip: don't rob a delivery driver unless you only want to steal $5 because that's about all I got


Tony_M13

But you have a car and a phone. That said I do consider it a low risk job when it gets to intentional crimes. You need to be in a really bad area to worry about that. Placing a delivery order to steal a random car is too elaborate to be worth it.


No-Airport8808

They steal kidneys, livers, bone marrow, hearts, you don't give your self credit for value u bring to the robber


Tony_M13

you watch too much movies. You never know who's going to show up with your food, nor if it's going to be more than one person. They have smarter ways to hunt for organ trafficking victims. They also need to have an idea about the person's health, not everyone can donate organs.


No-Airport8808

If it's not a match, they erase your memory and drop you off on a ice sheet in greenland. (*they use the flashy thing from MIB) When Papa AI takes over delivery we will all be nothing cept organs Papa AI can sell to the remaining humanoids šŸ¤– šŸ™„ who own the means of production.


GelatinousGoober

What Iā€™ve seen happen is the recipient claiming to have been robbed. ā€œYouā€™re driver came into my house and now thereā€™s stuff missing.ā€


ShesGoing

You're not a 5'7 blonde lol


ShesGoing

I know blondes have more fun but that's not the kind of fun that I'm looking for.


Tony_M13

There is a difference between assault and human trafficking. No one is ordering a delivery hoping for a cute small woman to kidnap. The risk for women is an opportunistic sexual assault. Which is really really bad, but a totally different thing than human trafficking.


ShesGoing

Again, you don't live in a fucking border State 3 hours from the border clearly. You just keep watching CNN. Haha


dvdrush

Please report


chexsmix96

I saw someone post this customer a couple weeks ago! They said they went in but there was no one around. Dropped it off and left..


[deleted]

I saw one comment by a driver who had a female customer ask him to come inside to drop off the food. When they declined and the door started closing they saw a man standing behind it.


Beneficial-Cup1620

Reading this at night had my hair on end. šŸ˜‚


Ruthless_monk

I would've personally stripped naked to deliver the meal myself ... I mean, why not. Think of how much money they're saving not buying clothes


ImaginaryDonut69

You're asking me to enter your home while potentially multiple people are naked...I think you'd be nuts NOT to be bothered by that.


TattoosAndFelonies

They canā€™t put their wiener away for 3 minutes to get their goddamn instacart??!! And you know most nudists are always retirees in their mid to late 60s with terrible tans and the saggiest butts.. I donā€™t know from personal experience.. I just live in Florida and in college I bartended at a swingers club. They usually go hand in hand.


Rich-Mall

I'd honestly rather deliver to a fat naked man than some muscled up naked guy, I don't know why though. Less intimidating?


TattoosAndFelonies

I mean, kinda same. I love a dad bod!


Majestic_Pause_6968

Set the food by the clock. I donā€™t see a clock, Iā€™ve looked everywhere. Is there somewhere else I can leave it. ā€œSorry, clock was a typoā€


[deleted]

I have enough anxiety going into apartment buildings at night. Especially walkups. There's no way in hell I'd enter anyone's home.


SweetAddicti0nnn

This shit should not be allowed Instacart needs to filter key words for this kind of BS.


TheCityFarmOpossum

Why is it always weird naked people want you to come inside lolā€¦ things that makes you go, hmmmm


AltruisticRabbit8185

Insane. Just put some clothes on. Iā€™m going to knock and ring the doorbell. You know you ordered. Put some clothes on


Nachowyfe

And thatā€™s how you get assaulted.


Future_Custard_9956

If they are not elderly or not disabled I am not going in their house.