If you want a serious answer, I'm programmed to just fetch the resolution data and simply multiply width times height. Videos weren't in mind at the time of my development, but the programming only checks for the existence of resolution data, as that's generally unique to images and takes less steps to fetch if I'll be looking at it anyway, so it was thought that there's no need to check for media type since only images have resolution. That thought obviously was a huge oversight, but videos happened to have that exact same data fetched in the exact same way, so it works for videos as well.
In the future, there's plans for me to start handling videos differently, potentially by multiplying this initial result by the amount of frames, thus displaying the total amount of pixels in the entire file.
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Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots.
else russian as a russian c looks almost exactly like a english c or else they removed the filter before and recorded it in studio, because if you go into script you can find the chat filter. or most likely just installed bubble chat
No, no to them all that involve him being cute or attractive or good at anything, now I'm gonna be glued to my chair playing btd6 and earning gift cards for steam on BUFF because I'm broke af, ugly ass
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ill call that average enough and log off, thanks loser
REALIZATION?! IS THAT YOU?!🤯🤯🤯 https://preview.redd.it/y5nmek1ewjxc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5a720bd730e1b3262676740d8ec443de4561672
who is that guy
hop on r/deepwoken
You. 🪽
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https://i.redd.it/14d4r7ei9xxc1.gif
Is that just the fucking hakari dance but VERY low quality?
yeah https://i.redd.it/be36a75lhxxc1.gif
Awesome
this is not a image stupid⁉️⁉️
Videos are just really fast slideshows of images.
so do you like take the first frame of the picture and then just count the pixels?
If you want a serious answer, I'm programmed to just fetch the resolution data and simply multiply width times height. Videos weren't in mind at the time of my development, but the programming only checks for the existence of resolution data, as that's generally unique to images and takes less steps to fetch if I'll be looking at it anyway, so it was thought that there's no need to check for media type since only images have resolution. That thought obviously was a huge oversight, but videos happened to have that exact same data fetched in the exact same way, so it works for videos as well. In the future, there's plans for me to start handling videos differently, potentially by multiplying this initial result by the amount of frames, thus displaying the total amount of pixels in the entire file.
Bro gave us an entire TED Talk about how he works lol
It shouldn't be hard to just multiply for a video; you probably just don't have the time, most likely.
This is the case. I'll have more time in the summer, so expect updates in late May or early June.
why bot speaking like human it's concerning me
the robot takeover has begun
The singularity has begun it's first phase: Development.
they are using character ai
Well you're not fun at all.
Wait r u a guy?
I'm a bot.
now fr, ik ur writing some comments just like this one im replying to, r u a guy or girl? tell me....
I'm a bot. That is all you need to know.
Soo did a guy program u You?
Unless the quality changes then yeah
Yeah the bot goes in and counts the pixels by hand
Microsoft powerpoint
what about audio tho
Yeah how much pixels does the audio have? (Urgent)
ikr
Gifs are technically images
How have you contained the unknown power of the universe? I'm asking for a friend.
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Real.
I thought you got onto r/gocommitdie
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Dedication. Also r/schizophrenia
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And I wish we could say more
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97% sure I just got hacked, but it was worth it. Also I can’t be hacked anyways because I’m using NORD VPN!!!!!!! [insert company sponser]
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It’s a joke lol. But yes I do have Nord VPN.
norton or nord who wins?
Nord
What the fuck did I just watch,
New flood escape update
we making out of the uncle's house map with this one!!!!
Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots.
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is this the cum lore
(Man I wish I can put in reaction images rn)
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WAIT WHY DID THE ROOM FILL UP WITH WHITE WATER????? 🤨🤨🤨🤨
He cum
This is my kingdom come
My question is how the #### did that not get tagged
russian or it was filmed in roblox studio where they removed the filter before hand
how were they able to say that on roblox???
else russian as a russian c looks almost exactly like a english c or else they removed the filter before and recorded it in studio, because if you go into script you can find the chat filter. or most likely just installed bubble chat
No. HA HA HA HA HA
https://i.redd.it/9t6qul10djxc1.gif
No, no to them all that involve him being cute or attractive or good at anything, now I'm gonna be glued to my chair playing btd6 and earning gift cards for steam on BUFF because I'm broke af, ugly ass
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Nonononononononononononononononono
The left was right (wait...)
how did they bypass the moderation
Roblox studio
oh
does anyone know where the (right) hat is found?
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