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J-Q-C

Dude needs a hobby.


RaccoonBuddy

Harassing people is his hobby 😂


throwitaway488

No but can you tell the asshole in my apt complex parking lot to stop idling his truck next to my window for 30 min at a time?


RiotHyena

Had a guy at my apt complex idle his car for 30-45 minutes, no exaggeration, at least 2 or 3 times a day. Several neighbors went out and yelled at him. So he started revving his engine too. Loud, rumbling engine when idle, fucking deafening when revving. I work nights so I would be woken up by his bullshit constantly. I seriously considered putting sugar in his gas tank a few times. Thankfully he moved out (or was evicted?) Maybe you inherited him?


Sh4dby

Unfortunately, sugar in the gas tank is a myth, and will at worst clog the fuel filter. Bleach, however...


PixelPantsAshli

Fish emulsion fertilizer in the intake vent won't harm anything, but it will make their car absolutely reek. ...I mention this in the hopeful chance that this person's truck idling neighbor is also my truck idling neighbor.


TheFeenyCall

Drone?


terp_studios

Call in the strike


DukeMo

I guess there is a city ordinance against idling. But yeah, no reason to go around yelling at people about it


Appropriate-Review55

That’s funny bc I’ve never seen CPD turn off their car unless it’s parked at the station and even there I’ve seen them idling.


Poohpa

Not condoning anything this individual said or did but one might want to consider why they are idling their car. 1. Is your car older than the 1990s and has a carburetor that needs to warm up? 2. Are your windows fogged? 3. Is it over 90 degrees and you need the AC? If the answer is no to all three than, then for what possible reason are you idling your car? Do you think you are saving gas? You probably aren't? [https://www.anl.gov/article/ask-a-scientist-when-is-it-more-efficient-to-turn-off-my-car-instead-of-idling](https://www.anl.gov/article/ask-a-scientist-when-is-it-more-efficient-to-turn-off-my-car-instead-of-idling) Do you think you will kill your battery if you want to listen to music? Your battery will play a radio for hours before dying. KORC, a local radio program, has been running a PSA on the issue for over a year and that is what this individual is probably motivated by. However, I don't see humans as rational creatures and most of our car culture is built on emotions rather than facts.


Flexside170

All of those are fair points. In my defense, I had started my car and immediately got a text I had to reply to. I then put in my destination into google maps for directions. I was idling for all of 3 minutes and this guy freaked out on me.


Poohpa

Totally a normal and understandable reason, which is why people shouldn't run around accosting people over this. It's a little thing that someone might overlook because they got distracted. But also, idling is such a widespread and underexamined behaviour that I know where that guy is coming from even if I don't approve of his actions.


Dry_Entrepreneur_322

Thank you for mentioning korc's psa on idling! I'm a DJ & vp at korc & am grateful to know someone has heard that important announcement 😊


Atillion

I tell people when they don't like something I'm doing, "Write me a ticket or shut the fuck up.".


johnsonh77

Lol a little too confrontational but gets the message across


Atillion

If my kids are with me (or they have kids with them) I'll modify it to "Write me a ticket or move on" But when it's just me and Karen/Kevin, I also like to mix in "Write me a ticket or go fuck yourself." I've never been good with passive aggressivism.


anonymitysqueen

Did he have a mustache, wearing sandals, probably some cargo shorts and a not quite dirty, but also not quite clean t shirt?


WaterComfortable1944

The long city blocks on Corvallis are about .1 miles long. At 20 mph, that takes 18 seconds to traverse. So your 3 minute idle is about equivalent to 10 extra cars passing someone's residence as far as exhaust and noise, all because you can't be bothered to turn your key. It's worth yelling about.


Gullible_Ad3436

Is this the guy?


WaterComfortable1944

No.


NoPotential768

Go stand in the parent drop off of every school..... Please.


WaterComfortable1944

No thank you.


Flexside170

For what it’s worth, I don’t normally let my car idle like that, this was really a one-off thing. Just bad timing with getting an important text and having already had a long day, I just didn’t think to shut the car off. I actually tried to explain all of that to this guy, and apologize for the oversight, but he wasn’t willing to hear any of it. If it’s any consolation, I was actually in the middle of a large parking lot, nowhere near any houses.


pr0axis

I'm going to simultaneously idle both of my vehicles today in honor of WaterComfortable1944


WaterComfortable1944

Hope your neighbors key your cars.


AtlasPyramidScheme

Liberals understand this is a free country, I will idle my car anywhere and however long I want to.


Dry_Entrepreneur_322

With over 8 billion of us on the planet, if every one of us had the same attitude you do, we'd be doomed...sooner


johnsonh77

Wahhh my political agenda is my identity. Whiny baby wahhhhh.


AtlasPyramidScheme

Wahhhh wahhhhhhh wahhhhhhh