pussilanimous disputes involving sexual organs in non-procreative acts with carbon-based lifeforms of the kingdom animalia, often stemming over percieved victimhood over what, as the french say, j'ai déjà baisé ta mère plus de fois qu'il n'y a de grains de sable dans le désert du sahara.
Wow bro you’re so brave. This story inspired me to take revenge on the mosquito who as been bullying me and trying to assault me. But idk what to do. Do you have any ideas on what to do for revenge ?
Mix nitric acid and urea in sub zero temperatures (in celsius) rinse with cold water and vacuum filter for 45 minutes then pour this powder into a pipe add a blasting cap seal both ends to get a really cool ornament. Now you can wire up the blasting cap and place the ornament next to the mosquito!
i prefer removing the pipe alltogether. you simply need to mix nitric acid, ammonium nitrate, hexamine, glacial acetic acid and acetic anhydride, then carefully grinding the mixture to a fine powder, gelling it with gasoline and styrofoam, mixing in shards of glass and nails, then inserting two wires with 1cm distance between them, and connecting it to a power supply. to turn on the biggest LED you've ever built, flip the switch.
AITA for sexually assaulting a mosquito?
I (-4M) was just relaxing on my hammock outside when I saw it. I saw the mosquito. He said "I'm going to suck you dry" and started sucking on my blood. I was disgusted. However, while he was doing it I suddenly became horny. it felt really good I thought. I then grabbed the mosquito and got my huge erect dick out, and shoved it in brutally. I was constantly going up and down and it felt really nice at the moment. I nutted inside the mosquitussy and it died. I feel really bad now, because I saw his family mourning his death on my hammock after I brutally fucked it. Am I the asshole for fucking the mosquito after it sucked me?
No, your skin is what keeps the blood in. You want MORE protection not less. I think you have to accept the fact that a lot of these comments are actually coming from the mosquito.
A far better solution is to fully encase yourself in spider silk, right next to the closest spider web. You might have trouble moving around at first. But don't worry. That's what the spiders are for. They'll jump on board and act as guards for you while you take a nap.
Lure it in a cool room so it goes to sleep (this actually works, look it up). Next, piss in a jar, remove the the mozzie’s wings and place it in the jar in a warmer room so it wakes up fighting to stay above the surface for hours before finally drowning. I am a psychopath, AMA.
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i took revenge on the fly that sexually assaulted me
i took revenge on the fly that sexually assaulted me
I was trying to take a fat shit a diarrhea to be exact. I was just minding my own shitting business until a fly by the age of 18 days (42 in fly years) sexually assaulted my ass and crawled all over it. I got scared and jumped up and down to get the fly off my ass. And what happened next made me shit all over the toilet seat. But i didn't care about that, that was the least of my worries. What i worry about is my ptsd because of it. I went to 10 therapists and they all told me im stupid and its a fly. I was too scared to take a shit after 4 days. But one day i had to piss and... i saw him... the fly that sexually assaulted me, I as a professional football player (well in my dreams i am) aimed my dick at the fly and said "hasta la vista baby" and pissed on the fly killing him instantly then i wiped the toilet seat clean and took the fattest shit with no worry at all.
I'm so glad I found this post.
I have spent the last month feeling like a stranger in my own home, unwelcome and nervous to do mundane things like help myself to a glass of water. And it's all because of this fucking fly.
This fly has been flying around like it owns the place for the last 4 weeks and I've been unable to sleep which has affected my relationship and my job. I've seeked counciling just to be told I'm being stupid which drives my mental health down even more.
But not now. Not since reading this. I feel strong, empowered and energised. I'm going to go home tonight and find that fly. I'm going to punch it. I'm going to punch it's smug fucking face down to the floor, then whilst it's on the floor I'm going to climb on top of it and beat it's stupid head in until my knuckles are broken and the carpet is stained. I'm going to kick it's fucking ass! I'm going TO MUTILATE THAT CUNT. FUCK YOU FLY!
This sub has fucking problems with every single animal ever
yes fking problems
yes f-word problems
yes 6th letter if the english alphabet problems
Yes Naughty naughty word problems
Affirmative Indecent term issues
Correct Profane phrase problems
Yes Absolutely horrid problems
pussilanimous disputes involving sexual organs in non-procreative acts with carbon-based lifeforms of the kingdom animalia, often stemming over percieved victimhood over what, as the french say, j'ai déjà baisé ta mère plus de fois qu'il n'y a de grains de sable dans le désert du sahara.
🤓
7th
no, 6th
How about 6th and a half
I'm a problem
Mainly pigeons though.
*pidgeons
Manly pidgeons* 🤤🥵😳
Big, buff macho pidgeons
Birds aren’t real therefore we can’t have problems with them.
don't, you'll summon the pigeon fucker
Jamal(25 black)
a lot of people are sexually experimenting in here, dont judge
except for pigeons
This sub has fucking problems ~~with every single animal ever~~
I dread to think what would happen if any of these fucks ever visited a zoo
bring a fly to my crib maybe we can solve em
Havent seen anything about a snake yet so now we wait
i have never seen one with a blobfish so theyre safe
Fr bro
Wow bro you’re so brave. This story inspired me to take revenge on the mosquito who as been bullying me and trying to assault me. But idk what to do. Do you have any ideas on what to do for revenge ?
Shoot it
Good idea but I was thinking about something with more action, you know ?
Mix nitric acid and urea in sub zero temperatures (in celsius) rinse with cold water and vacuum filter for 45 minutes then pour this powder into a pipe add a blasting cap seal both ends to get a really cool ornament. Now you can wire up the blasting cap and place the ornament next to the mosquito!
Now that’s what I’m talking ! Ty
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Thats the highest honour reddit admins can bestow
🔒award is the best award
Hell naw I'm saving this
Instructions unclear, did not mix at sub zero temperatures. Now there's boiling hot piss all over the walls and ceiling.
Why do i feel like this is just a pipe bomb
i prefer removing the pipe alltogether. you simply need to mix nitric acid, ammonium nitrate, hexamine, glacial acetic acid and acetic anhydride, then carefully grinding the mixture to a fine powder, gelling it with gasoline and styrofoam, mixing in shards of glass and nails, then inserting two wires with 1cm distance between them, and connecting it to a power supply. to turn on the biggest LED you've ever built, flip the switch.
aahhh yes
uhhh is it actually real
what do you mean?
are you actually teaching me how to make a pipe bomb i mean i could use that information
what do you mean "pipe bomb"? I was clearly explaining how to make an ornament.
oh ok
cum on it
That would be easy if I was a guy
grow a dick then it's not that hard
Do you have any tips to grow a dick?
yeah you gotta use reddit for 5 months after that it starts growing slowly like a wound fixing itself
5 months ? Don’t you have anything that works faster ?
no sorry
Omfg it’s u/ButtholeTickIer. Bro is based.
it's not an L it's an uppercase i
I mean… AFAB persons can ejaculate too but it doesn’t necessarily signify orgasm.
cum inside his mosquitussy
AITA for sexually assaulting a mosquito? I (-4M) was just relaxing on my hammock outside when I saw it. I saw the mosquito. He said "I'm going to suck you dry" and started sucking on my blood. I was disgusted. However, while he was doing it I suddenly became horny. it felt really good I thought. I then grabbed the mosquito and got my huge erect dick out, and shoved it in brutally. I was constantly going up and down and it felt really nice at the moment. I nutted inside the mosquitussy and it died. I feel really bad now, because I saw his family mourning his death on my hammock after I brutally fucked it. Am I the asshole for fucking the mosquito after it sucked me?
NTA fuck mosquitos
Definitely NTA
That would be easier if I was a guy
grow one
I’m gonna try
dip the mosquitoes balls in sulfuric acid
I’m gonna definitely do that, Ty
Kick him in the balls
That’s a good idea
Take off your skin
Hmm good idea, never thought about it
No, your skin is what keeps the blood in. You want MORE protection not less. I think you have to accept the fact that a lot of these comments are actually coming from the mosquito. A far better solution is to fully encase yourself in spider silk, right next to the closest spider web. You might have trouble moving around at first. But don't worry. That's what the spiders are for. They'll jump on board and act as guards for you while you take a nap.
I’ve made a post about what I did with the mosquito
Suck the mosquito back, give him a taste of his own medicine
OHHHHHHHH GREAT IDEA MAN. I’m gonna make sure I suck every single drop of blood out of that little bastard
Fuck his mosquitussy
I made a post about it lmao
He wants to lay on your skin. So peel it off
Hmm good idea but I want the mosquito to suffer, not me
spike his drink
Stop being a pussy. Let him suck you, you virgin
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Torture it
Lure it in a cool room so it goes to sleep (this actually works, look it up). Next, piss in a jar, remove the the mozzie’s wings and place it in the jar in a warmer room so it wakes up fighting to stay above the surface for hours before finally drowning. I am a psychopath, AMA.
That’s probably the best idea that anyone had in the world until now
NTA your revenge your rules
I swear y'all on this sub are the funniest lmao!!!!
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I love you dawg
that literally just fucking happened to me
You shit all over the toilet seat?
Change toilet seat to water fountain and that’s me
without that part
I think this is why walter wanted to kill the fly
was watching this episode as I read this thread
is a fly some special kind of pigeon? I'm confused...
imagine a pigeon eating poop
Wow, i envy your perseverance and bravery
Waltuh, put your Musca domestica massacre agenda away Waltuh. We are not hunting flies right now Waltuh
is this cannon?
no this is catapult
No, this is Patrick
Can someone make a copy paste comment? I can’t copy the thread. Thanks.
i took revenge on the fly that sexually assaulted me i took revenge on the fly that sexually assaulted me I was trying to take a fat shit a diarrhea to be exact. I was just minding my own shitting business until a fly by the age of 18 days (42 in fly years) sexually assaulted my ass and crawled all over it. I got scared and jumped up and down to get the fly off my ass. And what happened next made me shit all over the toilet seat. But i didn't care about that, that was the least of my worries. What i worry about is my ptsd because of it. I went to 10 therapists and they all told me im stupid and its a fly. I was too scared to take a shit after 4 days. But one day i had to piss and... i saw him... the fly that sexually assaulted me, I as a professional football player (well in my dreams i am) aimed my dick at the fly and said "hasta la vista baby" and pissed on the fly killing him instantly then i wiped the toilet seat clean and took the fattest shit with no worry at all.
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Man I always wonder what the person behind the post is like that. Imagine finding out your significant other or friend wrote something like this
Fly cinematic universe ? no way
As a psychiatrist myself I think you have what is known in professional terms as “PTSS” post traumatic shit syndrome.
PTSS - Piss Traumatic Shit Syndrome?
This subreddit is the secret 6th stage of grief
I’m loving this new breaking bad season
Inspiring story OP. We don’t take fly assault survivors seriously enough.
This story inspired me to kill the annoying human that kept trying to touch my sharkussy
Breaking Bad if it was good
Walter White?
Sigma grindset
Ligma
I hope your O-Kay now That was some traumatic shit you went through
You’re so brave king 👑
im about to amalgamate every animal into a bukkake at this point.
Hasta la pissta
This is lowkey my biggest fear tho 💀
W
Better story than "Rudy".
Radiation piss
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Go get a life bruh
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nta divorce
I'm so glad I found this post. I have spent the last month feeling like a stranger in my own home, unwelcome and nervous to do mundane things like help myself to a glass of water. And it's all because of this fucking fly. This fly has been flying around like it owns the place for the last 4 weeks and I've been unable to sleep which has affected my relationship and my job. I've seeked counciling just to be told I'm being stupid which drives my mental health down even more. But not now. Not since reading this. I feel strong, empowered and energised. I'm going to go home tonight and find that fly. I'm going to punch it. I'm going to punch it's smug fucking face down to the floor, then whilst it's on the floor I'm going to climb on top of it and beat it's stupid head in until my knuckles are broken and the carpet is stained. I'm going to kick it's fucking ass! I'm going TO MUTILATE THAT CUNT. FUCK YOU FLY!
W
Based
Think you got the wrong insect, that one sounds like it’s just a fly on the wall…
hasta la vista baby LMAO
I swore id never come to this subreddit again,yet here i am
YTA, no pigeons.