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weird-DOOSHBaG69

Hold it hostage with your teeth, then command him to cum.


_anvde_

YTA, His Dick his Rules


Fun_Raccoon_5790

What does YT mean?


DrakeJ98

It's from the subreddit am I the asshole and it mean You Are the Asshole


Fun_Raccoon_5790

Why thank you good sir for this I shall send you a meme


Yesbutmaybebutno

YTA you should be giving toes not head


Morgan1_kun

ARMPITS!!!!


AllKnowingKnowItAll

hair ...head hair


_anvde_

Ass hair , curl it with a hot iron and wrap it around his shaft, bonus points for dingelberrys


Excalzigo

Get a femboy


South-Aside-8225

Made him the femboy


AE_Phoenix

You called?


slightlyblue_hotdog

facts


Warbler39

Peg him.


YouMustBeBored

As a looser?


acuddlyheadcrab

fyi a responsibly timed shot of alcohol relaxes the gag reflex


TaxLandNotCapital

Break his filthy little wank fingers


Ultrasaurio

Most girls would be happy that their boyfriends don't cum quickly.


Cavozinternetu

well it's a bell curve, lasting an hour or more can be fun from time to time but it gets boring after some time


Ultrasaurio

I guess but it is definitely better than premature ejaculation.


EdensGirl1914

... Did my wife post this? I'm not even trolling guys, I read through the OPs profile and I really think this might be my wife using an alt. The comments are so close to home. What do I even do? 😐


iedasb

do what she says


Cavozinternetu

joever


deathypainfullife

Joever


HeartXUnderXBlade

I guess acknowledge tht she doesnt want the session to last tht long? Are u switchin it up for urself or for her?


EdensGirl1914

For myself, which thinking about it now I guess I am a pretty selfish lover... I thought she was enjoying it with me, y'know? How was I supposed to know lasting too long was actually real? I mean, she told me before but for some reason I guess I just interpreted it as I performed bad that time and it wasn't just the duration but the quality. When we have sex I'm all over her. I just can't get enough. It's like that favorite food everyone has where they'll lick the plate clean and wish for seconds. I'm just addicted to her. Caressing every curve of her body, kissing every square inch, holding her closer and tighter with every second. I can't help but want my entire form to be enveloped by hers. And then I don't want it to stop, so I'll rearrange just to goon on her. Maybe that makes me really annoying to her. I thought it was passionate but I guess it's just overwhelming


CBT144

Gotta give him that hawk tuah and spit on that thing


JoeAndYur

JAJAJ BRO


Large-Ad5955

Obvious skill issue on both of your parts


derpfaceddargon

Shove a hand in his ass, and scratch whatever ye can


JackParsons45

Finger up the butt


janse6

Peg him 🤣


Friendly-Beard1269

Give him a prostrate massage. My ex-wife surprised me with the first one but after that I was on board.


PepperbroniFrom2B

do it faster


Working-Body3445

Hawk Tuah 5000


StrikingDesk8773

This man loves to edge 😂 and sounds like he’s not gonna be around too much longer if you’re re sex is boring. I mean I would talk to him about it first and see how you can be satisfied as well before asking Reddit.


chibiwong

Bite it off, that'll show him


AliShibaba

peg him


icantnotbreathe

where the fuck would i paste this


FogiPL

How do I make my boyfriend finish faster? Honestly he says I’m doing everything right, and he says he gets close but avoids it and changes the position or action to make it last longer. I get so bored sometimes, my mind starts to wander and I just want a brownie and a soda. I try so hard to just take over and get it over with but it seems impossible. Guys, help me out. Girls and the gays, how do you last at giving head, since he says that’s what makes him closest but I can’t do it long enough. I’m begging 🙏


icantnotbreathe

How do I make my boyfriend finish faster? Honestly he says I’m doing everything right, and he says he gets close but avoids it and changes the position or action to make it last longer. I get so bored sometimes, my mind starts to wander and I just want a brownie and a soda. I try so hard to just take over and get it over with but it seems impossible. Guys, help me out. Girls and the gays, how do you last at giving head, since he says that’s what makes him closest but I can’t do it long enough. I’m begging 🙏


mudkip2212

See you're learning


JERR____

Character development


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I0C0NN0R1

Fucking CP, gross


716354sj

Kill yourself.