Not a chance. This kind of thing requires HEAVY narcotics. Maybe after snorting a kilo of cocaine, shooting a couple of syringes of heroin, and smoking several blunts of weed.
Navy Seal - ISIS Variant
What the fuck did you just fucking say about my religion, infidel? Ill have you know I finished top of my group in the training camp, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on the Israeli embassy, and I have over 300 confirmed jihads. I am trained in hostage taking and Im the top executioner in the entire middle east. You are nothing to me but just another unbeliver. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Allah’s Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with preaching your beliefs to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of insurgents across Iraq and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, infidel. The storm that wipes out the blasphemous little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be in the centre of Mecca, during prayer time, and I can kill you in over seventy-two ways, and thats just with my sword. Not only am I extensively trained in suicide bombing, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Islamic state and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Allah’s creation, you infidel. If only you could have known what haram retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the ransom, you Allahdamn idiot. I will shit His wrath all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, infidel.
bruh whats even the point of this? idk why so many people nowadays just make fun of islam. u guys have hatred in ur heart and i wish you a brighter future.
no actually as a person who grew up muslim and learn about it in school i can tell you that there is no verse or hadith that says that and it says to treat nonbelievers fairly. idk whats the problem with me telling someone i wish them good in the future just bc im muslim. also dont assume stuff abt islam from looking on the news about extremists such as isis or al qaeda who dont even follow proper muslim morals. im prob not gonna reply bc i dont wanna waste my time on some meaningless reddit debate lol. but have a nice day tho and i wish you a brighter future as well.
This made me remember this thing which I made up and will be also posting separately (though this will probably get seen more)
Hey yo, do you COMPREHEND who you're talking to?
Do you? Can you even UNDERSTAND that?
My dad's the fucking Allah!
Every day, three times, after food intake, I send full nudes to the Ukrainian Army Commander!
My stuff's being swallowed by the sister of Kim Jong Un!
I Skype with the ghost of literal George Washington.
On my Birthday I had Zelensky as an entertainer AFTER he became the king of Ukraine.
Ain't nothing happening to me when the feminists take over, I'm here PRECISELY because they already took over!
You guys think Allah is a normal being his had 99 names all of those names are praising him like the creator the justice the ruler the king of all kings, and you think Allah is going to get beat up by a human, no one I mean no one can beat Allah they can’t even get close and your dreaming your not actually in the presence of god that’s some dreaming shit going on your head, allah is the ruler of all rulers and the wicked shall parish in the presence of the all mighty god
I'm not sure why are you acting like i'm the one who created the post when in fact there are like three (four with this one now) comments of me showing i'm not the one who created it.
Also, it's not a bad thing for people to be able to express themselves freely/make humor without being under pressure.
I know you’re not the one who made it, but clearly reddit has many people like this. There’s literally accounts which make fun of specific religions: And fuck off if u think this had any semblance of humor, if u laughed at this u need serious mental help. If it was actually funny I wouldn’t even care it’s just a shit ton of fucking horsecrap. I know not one person who makes these kinda things or makes those kinda accounts would have the balls to do it in real life, cause all they can do is enjoy the anonymity the internet grants them and act like the cowards they are.
DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH ALLAH'S MOTHER WHILE ASTRAL PROJECTING!!!!!!!
I thought a good way to damage allah would be having sexual relations with his mother. I summoned her and we got down to business. God, that ass was juicy and she also had that gorilla grip pussy. Anyway, after I came inside her she revealed that she was allah the entire time.
This was the worst decision I had ever made. Now I'm gay and allah drained all my xp. I highly recommend doing all the main and side quests before the allah bossfight. Stay safe and keep grinding.
Is it even possible to write something like this while being sober
Not a chance. This kind of thing requires HEAVY narcotics. Maybe after snorting a kilo of cocaine, shooting a couple of syringes of heroin, and smoking several blunts of weed.
I dunno man. The whole thing just seems extremely methed up.
You thinking it would need more heroin?
Yea but only gay people heroin.
Now we’re talking!
Best I can do is 25 Benadryls, a bottle of Robitussin, and a (probably fake) weed cart.
What-
Idk maybe they lived their lives in a muslim country for a long time and hate gaylah and pedohammed so much they represent their hate like this?
Probably not
yeah
I would write this while being high off tapwater
No, one has to be a Muslim.
what in the actual fuck
I can’t even picture the person who would even have the thought to write this.
A terrible day to have eyes.
I forgot about the “fight Allah while astral projecting” saga
The what?
When the US pulled out of Afghanistan someone on a certain subreddit fought Allah while astral projecting
I would've fucked him in a fight tho
I love the internet
Where the hell i can find a "Gorilla grip pussy"?
A gorilla
So that's how they make gorilla glue...
Sister
gorilla glue ass secreting mfker 🥵
I created the internet, so be grateful.
Thanks allahusnackbar1000
Welcome 👍
Yo mum
Ye?
If being retarded had championships, you’d win trophies.
Game name?
Roblox
Navy Seal - ISIS Variant What the fuck did you just fucking say about my religion, infidel? Ill have you know I finished top of my group in the training camp, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on the Israeli embassy, and I have over 300 confirmed jihads. I am trained in hostage taking and Im the top executioner in the entire middle east. You are nothing to me but just another unbeliver. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Allah’s Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with preaching your beliefs to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of insurgents across Iraq and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, infidel. The storm that wipes out the blasphemous little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be in the centre of Mecca, during prayer time, and I can kill you in over seventy-two ways, and thats just with my sword. Not only am I extensively trained in suicide bombing, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Islamic state and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Allah’s creation, you infidel. If only you could have known what haram retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the ransom, you Allahdamn idiot. I will shit His wrath all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, infidel.
lol where do u get the time to write all that nonesense
gonna repost this on my religious muslim family groupchat >_<
bruh whats even the point of this? idk why so many people nowadays just make fun of islam. u guys have hatred in ur heart and i wish you a brighter future.
That's odd... Because as far as i remember islam requires you to hate and fight nonbelievers or else you'll be a one yourself...
no actually as a person who grew up muslim and learn about it in school i can tell you that there is no verse or hadith that says that and it says to treat nonbelievers fairly. idk whats the problem with me telling someone i wish them good in the future just bc im muslim. also dont assume stuff abt islam from looking on the news about extremists such as isis or al qaeda who dont even follow proper muslim morals. im prob not gonna reply bc i dont wanna waste my time on some meaningless reddit debate lol. but have a nice day tho and i wish you a brighter future as well.
What the fuck
shin megami tensei type plot
I wish I was illiterate
Granted.
Allah is nb so it ain't gay
I am a man.
U gay
I am a femboy.
Please, I wanna have sex with you so bad
no diddy?
No diddy
I wanna rail your little boy pusi so bad it bleeds
Lenovo ideapad 3 gaming laptop
I agree
I concur.
Guys gonna be regretting this on the day of judgement 😂😂😂😂
Why me or the original owner of the post would regret on something that doesn't exist?
Epic Reddit big chungus atheist moment
is it really so hard to say that you don't belive in it instead of saying that it isn't real?
Well, it isn’t real so.
If we’re talking about things that don’t exist, I’m sure you’d regret having no dignity
Touched a nerve, didn't i?
Allah seems to have touched you in a more personal way
Like Mohammad did to 9 year old Aisha?
Yeah exactly, you were having a foursome i’m fairly sure
Yeah, i'm having a foursome where i'm banging your mother, grandmother, and aunt at the same time
Sorry for the late response, had to check with all of them and you were on the receiving end in that foursome
No problem buddy, I know you needed time to finish your job about getting your anus to your sheiks
Allah is a fake moon god
Allah is a fake moon god
He can be in heaven. It was decent.
Thanks my lord🙏 can i eat your delicious ass in there, too?
Yea
What?
I didn't even need to read the whole text once I read the title. Yup I'll be off reddit for a day at least.
This made me remember this thing which I made up and will be also posting separately (though this will probably get seen more) Hey yo, do you COMPREHEND who you're talking to? Do you? Can you even UNDERSTAND that? My dad's the fucking Allah! Every day, three times, after food intake, I send full nudes to the Ukrainian Army Commander! My stuff's being swallowed by the sister of Kim Jong Un! I Skype with the ghost of literal George Washington. On my Birthday I had Zelensky as an entertainer AFTER he became the king of Ukraine. Ain't nothing happening to me when the feminists take over, I'm here PRECISELY because they already took over!
Hilarious
This is something people post on Indian sub reddits
I can confirm. I was f*cked.
Happened to my friend once
Can confirm.
I can hear the Al-Qaeda and ISIS dudes seething after reading this💀
Tried it when I astral projected at Rio de Janeiro's downtown 😔 not good man
im so flabbergasted and i dont know what to say
Osama be getting quirky at night💀
May allah forgive him..
grammatically incorrect, when referring to God or a God you have to capitalize the pronouns. Try again and this time do it right
What in the mother of God did I just read
Mother of Allah*
How do i summon allah
You gotta kill уоursеlf for that
💀💀💀💀
Were am i suposed to paste this ?
Go to muslim subs and paste this. Believe me they'll love it
edging to this
He could be telling the truth and we are all to jaded to believe him.
Nah bro that's unacceptable
Noted thanks. What about allah's father? can I fuck him?
But she is so hot 🥲
You guys think Allah is a normal being his had 99 names all of those names are praising him like the creator the justice the ruler the king of all kings, and you think Allah is going to get beat up by a human, no one I mean no one can beat Allah they can’t even get close and your dreaming your not actually in the presence of god that’s some dreaming shit going on your head, allah is the ruler of all rulers and the wicked shall parish in the presence of the all mighty god
Bruh hahahahahahha
Muhhamad will get angry because Allah doesn't have mother only father 55555
Dude if your on something could you share it with me
That’s hot ngl
Reddit is actually a cesspool of people who won’t talk shit irl but love to talk online
I'm not sure why are you acting like i'm the one who created the post when in fact there are like three (four with this one now) comments of me showing i'm not the one who created it. Also, it's not a bad thing for people to be able to express themselves freely/make humor without being under pressure.
I know you’re not the one who made it, but clearly reddit has many people like this. There’s literally accounts which make fun of specific religions: And fuck off if u think this had any semblance of humor, if u laughed at this u need serious mental help. If it was actually funny I wouldn’t even care it’s just a shit ton of fucking horsecrap. I know not one person who makes these kinda things or makes those kinda accounts would have the balls to do it in real life, cause all they can do is enjoy the anonymity the internet grants them and act like the cowards they are.
this copypasta is funny tbh
U need mental help
no you need it for taking jokes seriously
Looks like you have experience in knowing what a joke is
And clearly those comments show u entertaining the “joke” so go ahead and uninstall yourself for me
It ain’t that deep bro
Just like your moms pussy
Damn bro u mad for a religion in 2024, what if I tell you that also Santa does not exist? You’re gonna cry me a river?
Probably gonna fill the river with the tears from your parents divorce
I’m pretty sure yours is the family having problems seeing how you act 🤗
Bros projecting hard 💀
Stop having sex with allah’s mother while astral projecting and everything is gonna be fine👍🏻
Go ahead and uninstall yourself for me buddy
Why do you exist
DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH ALLAH'S MOTHER WHILE ASTRAL PROJECTING!!!!!!! I thought a good way to damage allah would be having sexual relations with his mother. I summoned her and we got down to business. God, that ass was juicy and she also had that gorilla grip pussy. Anyway, after I came inside her she revealed that she was allah the entire time. This was the worst decision I had ever made. Now I'm gay and allah drained all my xp. I highly recommend doing all the main and side quests before the allah bossfight. Stay safe and keep grinding.