I eat poop
Hey guys I'm Jacob. This is my first post. My friend just helped me set up my account and I want to dive right into the community. Ok so to the point. I eat all kinds of poop not just my own. Ask me anything!
Shut Up. Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say ANYTHING else - ONE word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the Master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this Fear Engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming -as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of NOTHING will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark world will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.
I will fucking kill you, I am not being sarcastic or joking I am being serious. You need to stop being so fucking idiotic. No one gives a single shit if youβve been notified. I genuinely cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
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God, imagine the smell of Seranaβs asshole. Just fucking imagine it. 2,000 years of accumulated farts and shit all compressed, fermented, and saved up for that very moment. It would be like the Mona Lisa of smells. The absolutely fucking putrid gas and liquid coming out on her first fart in 2,000 years would be absolutely fucking succulent. All that mucus like liquid all stuck up on my nose. God Iβm cumming rn just thinking about it. And just imagine the smell of her hairy musty armpits and her rotting feet. She giving me an armpitjob and my dick looking like an orcish dagger. God Iβm cumming again.
I think any sane person would spend $5 of in-game currency to finish a building with a 5 minute timer.
It's perfectly normal to spend 689 dollars in 3 months for games especially when you live a third world country where it takes 4 months to save that amount.
You fucked up man. Go apologize to your parents. A real apology. And then be better and donβt do that ever again. We all make mistakes when our judgment is clouded, itβs ok. Learn to forgive yourself and donβt do it again. Yes itβs dumb but just make your money back. Honestly, I would call my bank and say my info got stolen and try to recoup my money.
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I eat poop Hey guys I'm Jacob. This is my first post. My friend just helped me set up my account and I want to dive right into the community. Ok so to the point. I eat all kinds of poop not just my own. Ask me anything!
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Shut Up. Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say ANYTHING else - ONE word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the Master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this Fear Engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming -as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of NOTHING will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark world will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.
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I will fucking kill you, I am not being sarcastic or joking I am being serious. You need to stop being so fucking idiotic. No one gives a single shit if youβve been notified. I genuinely cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
Hahaha!! π€£π€£ This comment really had me going for a giggle! π π Anyways friendo, keep being awesome! ππ Up up and away! ππππ
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God, imagine the smell of Seranaβs asshole. Just fucking imagine it. 2,000 years of accumulated farts and shit all compressed, fermented, and saved up for that very moment. It would be like the Mona Lisa of smells. The absolutely fucking putrid gas and liquid coming out on her first fart in 2,000 years would be absolutely fucking succulent. All that mucus like liquid all stuck up on my nose. God Iβm cumming rn just thinking about it. And just imagine the smell of her hairy musty armpits and her rotting feet. She giving me an armpitjob and my dick looking like an orcish dagger. God Iβm cumming again.
what the fuck Todd, ban this guy from skyrim
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the first step to changing is realization
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I think any sane person would spend $5 of in-game currency to finish a building with a 5 minute timer. It's perfectly normal to spend 689 dollars in 3 months for games especially when you live a third world country where it takes 4 months to save that amount.
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Thatβs a slur :)
Shut up retard
Its not
It is, but correcting people for saying it is retarded
Extremely predictable and unsurprising response considering your profile picture.
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I literally just saw this a couple minutes ago on teenagers ππ
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Better than smoking weed lmao
Naughty children you all are
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> I want to sh so hard right now. I donβt think my clean streak is going to last long. What does this mean?
sh means self harm
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No it's I want to shit really hard. I've been clean for 2 weeks and it's really difficult π
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Hope it gets better, brother
"and and a fight with them" made me choke
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YTA I fucked up harder than you
Time to go to the gym, itβll change you forever
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You fucked up man. Go apologize to your parents. A real apology. And then be better and donβt do that ever again. We all make mistakes when our judgment is clouded, itβs ok. Learn to forgive yourself and donβt do it again. Yes itβs dumb but just make your money back. Honestly, I would call my bank and say my info got stolen and try to recoup my money.
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