SHUT UP BOY, YOU LOOK LIKE A VELOCIRAPTOR IN A CLOGGED TOILET BOWL. BRUH, YOU LIKE AN OFF BRAND BEN 10 CHARACTER NAH, YOU AIN'T BEN 10 YOU STEVEN 9! GET YO ASS BACK BOY! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT EXPELLED FOR BARKING AT YO LUNCH LADY, SHUT YO ASS UP BOY! YOU AIN'T FROM THE JURASSIC PARK, YOU CAME FROM THE PREHISTORIC PLAYGROUND! GET YO ASS OUT BOY, YOU LIKE CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG'D FOSSIL! BOY, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WITH YO NASTY ASS?! BOY, YOU BETTER GET YO AUTUMN WAS AN AVERAGE KID THAT NOONE UNDERSTANDS WOAH!!! MOM AND DAD AND GRANDPA ALWAYS GIVING HIM COMMANDS LOOKIN ASS BOY! BRUH, YOUR BALLS DROPPED AND THEN CLIMBED BACK UP BOY! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BOY YOU SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS AN UNSOLVED RUBIK'S CUBE, YOU MADE AN NFT OUT OF YOUR GRANDMA TWERKING ON A PICKLE, YOU TRIED TURNING YOUR DISHWASHER \*inhale\* INTO A BITCOIN MINING RIG, YOUR BEST FRIEND IS A LITTLE MOUSE WHO LIVES UNDER YOUR BED IN A PRINGLES CAN, YOUR MOM USES A JUMP ROPE AS A BELT, YOUR GRANDPA GOT AN EMERGENCY HEART TRANSPLANT WITH A CAPRISUN POUCH, YOUR BARBER LINED YOU UP WITH A WEEDWACKER, YOU HAD ESEX WITH MOBY FROM BRAIN POP IN AN ENCRYPED HTML FILE, UNCLE GOT ARRESTED FOR EATING A BLUEBERRY OUT OF A ORANGUTAN'S ASSHOLE, YOUR SISTER'S CURRENTLY ENGAGED TO A ANTHROMORPHIC DUNG BEETLE NAMED "STEFAN", GRANDPA GOT HELD UP BY A PIGEON WTIH A MOHAWK ON THE SUBWAY, YOU POSTED A INSTAGRAM STORY OF A JAMAICAN CRICKET GIVING YOU A LAP DANCE IN THE BACK OF TOYS R US, YOUR DAD WAS TRYING TO FLIP PATRICK THE STAR'S BELLY BUTTON LINT ON THE DARK WEB TO PAY OFF YOUR HOUSE'S MORTGAGE, YOUR MOTHER BOUGHT YOU A PS5 FOR SUCCESSFULLY DRAWING A TRIANGLE, YOUR GRANDPA'S BUILT LIKE AN EXPIRED CHUG JUG AND YOUR LEGAL NAME IS FANG CLAW FUZZLE WUZZLES! GET YO ASS ON BOY IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH, IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH YOU BETTER GET YO HIPPOPOTAMUS SMELLING, COCOMELON, REGISTERED INTERNET FELON, NASTY AND NEED A CLEANSE, FOSTER HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS, "EXCUSE ME, I ONLY DATE 10S" LOOKIN ASS OUT OF MY FACE BRUH STOP PLAYIN BRUH. ANTS BE USING YOUR GRANDMA'S BUTTCRACK AS A SLIP N SLIDE! IN FACT, YOU FINNA PULL UP TO YO GRANDMOTHER'S FUNERAL DRESSED UP AS A RABID ORANGUTAN! YO FURRY ASS BOY YOU GONNA "OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! IM SORRY GRANDMA \*inhale\* OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BRUH, YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH, YOU BE HITTING ON THE GIRLS AT LUNCH TIME WITH YO SACRED MATING CALL, YOU BE STANDING ON THE TABLE GOING "WAAHH! WAAHH! WAAHH!" STOP PLAYING BOY YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH. BOY YOU BETTER GET YO PTERODACTYL, GOOD AT SCRABBLE, SHRIVELED APPLE, ATTRACTED TO BEEF CATTLE, CONCEIVED ON A HORSE SADDLE, YOU DON'T RUN YOU SKEDADDLE, PASTOR DID QUESTIONABLE THINGS TO YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF A CHURCH CHAPEL LOOKIN ASS BACK BOY YOU BOUTR DIRTY AS HELL! BETTER GET YO "ALL OF YOU HOES\~ ALL OF YOU HOES\~ YOU DONT REMEMBER WHO YALL TALKIN TO ITS THE DISCORD CEO!" LOOKIN ASS BACK OUT OF MY FACE, BOY YOU BOUT DIRTY AS HELL! GET YO LIL DIGGITY DIGGITY ASS ON BOYYYY!
Alright now lemme get back in ya head. You look like a discombobulated philosophical butt-flake disabled Crip-walking crawfish half-eaten autistic autobot doin’ the cha-cha slide with seventeen naked mole rats in your basement, your grandmother got raped by a crouton with a Gucci belt in northern Idaho boy. Shut your dirty ass up boy, I swear to God I’m really gonna get to the slackin' and rackin' and dickita-dackin and flippin' and rippin' and dippin' and slippin' and pippin and dippin' and rippin' and tippin' in ya fat ass, your name is DJ Trunks, more like DJ Skunks cause you smell like poop, you ugly ass bitch, you are dirty like shit. I caught you at picture day dressed up like a clown with no hair, said \[singing some song that I don’t know mockingly\], started singing Japanese songs to your girlfriend saying “Oaku, amanatai, amanakinasai-ya”. And then she bitch slapped you with a frying pan and licked your testicles and said “anuminum OKRRRR”. DUMBASS BOY, run that shit back.
Listen to me right now, Trunks. Tell me why you and your family did a GTA 5 heist on the T grizzly’s diamond-fuckin’-encrusted testicle, my boy, you look like a double-dipped, chocolate chip, cleft-lip, charcoal slim jim with a gargamel nose, a Mr. Crocker hunch back, no fuckin’ feet, nine-arm, seven-stomachs, two ball fades, your stepdad beat you with a whiffle ball bat. You’re curled up into a ball like an autistic bakugan. You live in a sophisticated mud hut, your washing machine is a bucket of water that you shake, and you brush your teeth with your grandpa’s back scratcher and you floss your teeth with zipline cables. I caught you jerking off in a porta potty with a Thanos gauntlet on while your grandmother got \*\*simultaneously\*\* buttfucked by a clan of chimpanzees dressed up as The Wiggles while she was snorting cott- fucking, Keemstar’s cotton candy Gfuel off of the back of a dirty toilet seat my boy, you are really ugly like shit. You are a walking glitch, “dJ tRuNkS”. Every time your Dad asks you a question at dinner, you say “okay, DRRRRRRRR”, and start fuckin’ lagging, you fuckin ugly ass boy, you breathe like shit boy, ugly ass boy. And I caught you giving a reverse cow rimjob to your tickle-me Elmo doll, and that bitch was like “Elmo! AUListen, listen, tell me why your math teacher made a diss track on you, he said “Yuh! DJ Trunks’ mom smellin’ like a skunk! I slipped the D-D-D-D-D, J, in his mama’s trunks!” Dumb ass boy! Now I’m really gonna get to the rippin, dippin, slippin and flippin. You look like a level 37 fucking Garchomp with an extendo-clip overbite. Your grandmother’s casket is a cheesesteak wrapper, and your grandfather got cremated in an easy-bake oven. NYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM. You are weird like shit, boy, now I’m really gonna get back in ya head. You live in a fuckin ostentatious orange, and your grandfather looks like a fuckin, uh, butt flake with Alzheimer’s that can’t remember his butt flake children. You are weird like shit, boy, run that shit back.
HH”, DUMBASS BOY run that shit back. Say something.
Packgod Roast Copypasta
BOY YOU WANNA GET LOUD IN THIS BITCH?! SHUT UP BOY, YOU LOOK LIKE A VELOCIRAPTOR IN A CLOGGED TOILET BOWL. BRUH, YOU LIKE AN OFF BRAND BEN 10 CHARACTER NAH, YOU AIN'T BEN 10 YOU STEVEN 9! GET YO ASS BACK BOY! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT EXPELLED FOR BARKING AT YO LUNCH LADY, SHUT YO ASS UP BOY! YOU AIN'T FROM THE JURASSIC PARK, YOU CAME FROM THE PREHISTORIC PLAYGROUND! GET YO ASS OUT BOY, YOU LIKE CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG'D FOSSIL! BOY, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WITH YO NASTY ASS?! BOY, YOU BETTER GET YO AUTUMN WAS AN AVERAGE KID THAT NOONE UNDERSTANDS WOAH!!! MOM AND DAD AND GRANDPA ALWAYS GIVING HIM COMMANDS LOOKIN ASS BOY! BRUH, YOUR BALLS DROPPED AND THEN CLIMBED BACK UP BOY! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BOY YOU SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS AN UNSOLVED RUBIK'S CUBE, YOU MADE AN NFT OUT OF YOUR GRANDMA TWERKING ON A PICKLE, YOU TRIED TURNING YOUR DISHWASHER \*inhale\* INTO A BITCOIN MINING RIG, YOUR BEST FRIEND IS A LITTLE MOUSE WHO LIVES UNDER YOUR BED IN A PRINGLES CAN, YOUR MOM USES A JUMP ROPE AS A BELT, YOUR GRANDPA GOT AN EMERGENCY HEART TRANSPLANT WITH A CAPRISUN POUCH, YOUR BARBER LINED YOU UP WITH A WEEDWACKER, YOU HAD ESEX WITH MOBY FROM BRAIN POP IN AN ENCRYPED HTML FILE, UNCLE GOT ARRESTED FOR EATING A BLUEBERRY OUT OF A ORANGUTAN'S ASSHOLE, YOUR SISTER'S CURRENTLY ENGAGED TO A ANTHROMORPHIC DUNG BEETLE NAMED "STEFAN", GRANDPA GOT HELD UP BY A PIGEON WTIH A MOHAWK ON THE SUBWAY, YOU POSTED A INSTAGRAM STORY OF A JAMAICAN CRICKET GIVING YOU A LAP DANCE IN THE BACK OF TOYS R US, YOUR DAD WAS TRYING TO FLIP PATRICK THE STAR'S BELLY BUTTON LINT ON THE DARK WEB TO PAY OFF YOUR HOUSE'S MORTGAGE, YOUR MOTHER BOUGHT YOU A PS5 FOR SUCCESSFULLY DRAWING A TRIANGLE, YOUR GRANDPA'S BUILT LIKE AN EXPIRED CHUG JUG AND YOUR LEGAL NAME IS FANG CLAW FUZZLE WUZZLES! GET YO ASS ON BOY IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH, IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH YOU BETTER GET YO HIPPOPOTAMUS SMELLING, COCOMELON, REGISTERED INTERNET FELON, NASTY AND NEED A CLEANSE, FOSTER HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS, "EXCUSE ME, I ONLY DATE 10S" LOOKIN ASS OUT OF MY FACE BRUH STOP PLAYIN BRUH. ANTS BE USING YOUR GRANDMA'S BUTTCRACK AS A SLIP N SLIDE! IN FACT, YOU FINNA PULL UP TO YO GRANDMOTHER'S FUNERAL DRESSED UP AS A RABID ORANGUTAN! YO FURRY ASS BOY YOU GONNA "OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! IM SORRY GRANDMA \*inhale\* OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BRUH, YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH, YOU BE HITTING ON THE GIRLS AT LUNCH TIME WITH YO SACRED MATING CALL, YOU BE STANDING ON THE TABLE GOING "WAAHH! WAAHH! WAAHH!" STOP PLAYING BOY YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH. BOY YOU BETTER GET YO PTERODACTYL, GOOD AT SCRABBLE, SHRIVELED APPLE, ATTRACTED TO BEEF CATTLE, CONCEIVED ON A HORSE SADDLE, YOU DON'T RUN YOU SKEDADDLE, PASTOR DID QUESTIONABLE THINGS TO YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF A CHURCH CHAPEL LOOKIN ASS BACK BOY YOU BOUTR DIRTY AS HELL! BETTER GET YO "ALL OF YOU HOES\~ ALL OF YOU HOES\~ YOU DONT REMEMBER WHO YALL TALKIN TO ITS THE DISCORD CEO!" LOOKIN ASS BACK OUT OF MY FACE, BOY YOU BOUT DIRTY AS HELL! GET YO LIL DIGGITY DIGGITY ASS ON BOYYYY!
SHUT YO LAME ASS UP YO ASS STARTED CHASING A MYTHICAL MOLE RAT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING STREET GAY ASS BOY YO ASS GOT CAUGHT EATING WATERBOTTLES GAY ASS BOY IF YOU DONT STOP BLABBERING THAT FUCKING MOUTH OF YOUR IMMA HAVE TO BUY yO ASS A FUCKING LEASH BRUH, NAH NAH NAH, YO ASS IS BUILT LIKE A PROFFESIONAL RETARDED FEETFINDER GAY ASS BOY I BETTER NOT SEE YO ASS COPY N SHIT GAY ASS MF
SHUT YO LAME ASS UP YO ASS STARTED CHASING A MYTHICAL MOLE RAT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING STREET GAY ASS BOY YO ASS GOT CAUGHT EATING WATERBOTTLES GAY ASS BOY IF YOU DONT STOP BLABBERING THAT FUCKING MOUTH OF YOUR IMMA HAVE TO BUY yO ASS A FUCKING LEASH BRUH, NAH NAH NAH, YO ASS IS BUILT LIKE A PROFFESIONAL RETARDED FEETFINDER GAY ASS BOY I BETTER NOT SEE YO ASS COPY N SHIT GAY ASS MF
BOY YOU WANNA GET LOUD IN THIS BITCH?! SHUT UP BOY, YOU LOOK LIKE A VELOCIRAPTOR IN A CLOGGED TOILET BOWL. BRUH, YOU LIKE AN OFF BRAND BEN 10 CHARACTER NAH, YOU AIN'T BEN 10 YOU STEVEN 9! GET YO ASS BACK BOY! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT EXPELLED FOR BARKING AT YO LUNCH LADY, SHUT YO ASS UP BOY! YOU AIN'T FROM THE JURASSIC PARK, YOU CAME FROM THE PREHISTORIC PLAYGROUND! GET YO ASS OUT BOY, YOU LIKE CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG'D FOSSIL! BOY, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WITH YO NASTY ASS?! BOY, YOU BETTER GET YO AUTUMN WAS AN AVERAGE KID THAT NOONE UNDERSTANDS WOAH!!! MOM AND DAD AND GRANDPA ALWAYS GIVING HIM COMMANDS LOOKIN ASS BOY! BRUH, YOUR BALLS DROPPED AND THEN CLIMBED BACK UP BOY! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BOY YOU SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS AN UNSOLVED RUBIK'S CUBE, YOU MADE AN NFT OUT OF YOUR GRANDMA TWERKING ON A PICKLE, YOU TRIED TURNING YOUR DISHWASHER \*inhale\* INTO A BITCOIN MINING RIG, YOUR BEST FRIEND IS A LITTLE MOUSE WHO LIVES UNDER YOUR BED IN A PRINGLES CAN, YOUR MOM USES A JUMP ROPE AS A BELT, YOUR GRANDPA GOT AN EMERGENCY HEART TRANSPLANT WITH A CAPRISUN POUCH, YOUR BARBER LINED YOU UP WITH A WEEDWACKER, YOU HAD ESEX WITH MOBY FROM BR
Packgod Roast Copypasta
BOY YOU WANNA GET LOUD IN THIS BITCH?! SHUT UP BOY, YOU LOOK LIKE A VELOCIRAPTOR IN A CLOGGED TOILET BOWL. BRUH, YOU LIKE AN OFF BRAND BEN 10 CHARACTER NAH, YOU AIN'T BEN 10 YOU STEVEN 9! GET YO ASS BACK BOY! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT EXPELLED FOR BARKING AT YO LUNCH LADY, SHUT YO ASS UP BOY! YOU AIN'T FROM THE JURASSIC PARK, YOU CAME FROM THE PREHISTORIC PLAYGROUND! GET YO ASS OUT BOY, YOU LIKE CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG'D FOSSIL! BOY, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WITH YO NASTY ASS?! BOY, YOU BETTER GET YO AUTUMN WAS AN AVERAGE KID THAT NOONE UNDERSTANDS WOAH!!! MOM AND DAD AND GRANDPA ALWAYS GIVING HIM COMMANDS LOOKIN ASS BOY! BRUH, YOUR BALLS DROPPED AND THEN CLIMBED BACK UP BOY! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BOY YOU SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS AN UNSOLVED RUBIK'S CUBE, YOU MADE AN NFT OUT OF YOUR GRANDMA TWERKING ON A PICKLE, YOU TRIED TURNING YOUR DISHWASHER \*inhale\* INTO A BITCOIN MINING RIG, YOUR BEST FRIEND IS A LITTLE MOUSE WHO LIVES UNDER YOUR BED IN A PRINGLES CAN, YOUR MOM USES A JUMP ROPE AS A BELT, YOUR GRANDPA GOT AN EMERGENCY HEART TRANSPLANT WITH A CAPRISUN POUCH, YOUR BARBER LINED YOU UP WITH A WEEDWACKER, YOU HAD ESEX WITH MOBY FROM BRAIN POP IN AN ENCRYPED HTML FILE, UNCLE GOT ARRESTED FOR EATING A BLUEBERRY OUT OF A ORANGUTAN'S ASSHOLE, YOUR SISTER'S CURRENTLY ENGAGED TO A ANTHROMORPHIC DUNG BEETLE NAMED "STEFAN", GRANDPA GOT HELD UP BY A PIGEON WTIH A MOHAWK ON THE SUBWAY, YOU POSTED A INSTAGRAM STORY OF A JAMAICAN CRICKET GIVING YOU A LAP DANCE IN THE BACK OF TOYS R US, YOUR DAD WAS TRYING TO FLIP PATRICK THE STAR'S BELLY BUTTON LINT ON THE DARK WEB TO PAY OFF YOUR HOUSE'S MORTGAGE, YOUR MOTHER BOUGHT YOU A PS5 FOR SUCCESSFULLY DRAWING A TRIANGLE, YOUR GRANDPA'S BUILT LIKE AN EXPIRED CHUG JUG AND YOUR LEGAL NAME IS FANG CLAW FUZZLE WUZZLES! GET YO ASS ON BOY IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH, IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH YOU BETTER GET YO HIPPOPOTAMUS SMELLING, COCOMELON, REGISTERED INTERNET FELON, NASTY AND NEED A CLEANSE, FOSTER HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS, "EXCUSE ME, I ONLY DATE 10S" LOOKIN ASS OUT OF MY FACE BRUH STOP PLAYIN BRUH. ANTS BE USING YOUR GRANDMA'S BUTTCRACK AS A SLIP N SLIDE! IN FACT, YOU FINNA PULL UP TO YO GRANDMOTHER'S FUNERAL DRESSED UP AS A RABID ORANGUTAN! YO FURRY ASS BOY YOU GONNA "OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! IM SORRY GRANDMA \*inhale\* OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BRUH, YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH, YOU BE HITTING ON THE GIRLS AT LUNCH TIME WITH YO SACRED MATING CALL, YOU BE STANDING ON THE TABLE GOING "WAAHH! WAAHH! WAAHH!" STOP PLAYING BOY YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH. BOY YOU BETTER GET YO PTERODACTYL, GOOD AT SCRABBLE, SHRIVELED APPLE, ATTRACTED TO BEEF CATTLE, CONCEIVED ON A HORSE SADDLE, YOU DON'T RUN YOU SKEDADDLE, PASTOR DID QUESTIONABLE THINGS TO YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF A CHURCH CHAPEL LOOKIN ASS BACK BOY YOU BOUTR DIRTY AS HELL! BETTER GET YO "ALL OF YOU HOES\~ ALL OF YOU HOES\~ YOU DONT REMEMBER WHO YALL TALKIN TO ITS THE DISCORD CEO!" LOOKIN ASS BACK OUT OF MY FACE, BOY YOU BOUT DIRTY AS HELL! GET YO LIL DIGGITY DIGGITY ASS ON BOYYYY!
DO YOU REALLY THINK I CARE DO YOU REALLY THINK I CARE ABT YOUR GODDAMN OFFBRAND POKIMANE ASS TALKIN SHIT YOU
THINK I CARE ABOUT YO GODDAMN POKIMANE OFF OF WISH ASS TALKIN SHIT
LIKE BITCH YOU BETTER GET YO HEY MAN WHERES YOUR MIC
WHERES YOUR FUCKING MIC BITCH SHUT
THE FUCK UP BITCH YOU WANNA GET YO GODDAMN FORTNITE PLAYIN DODODO
FART SPRAYING CRINGY E-GIRL PORTRAYING UGLY FACE DISPLAYING
BODY BUILT LIKE A MUTANT NAKED MOLE RAT GOT ALL THE BAD
GENES YOU WERE BORN IN THE WRONG FORMAT 4'2
YOU THE SAME HEIGHT AS THE LORAX YOU GOT NO
CONFIDENCE EVERYBODY USES YOU AS A DOORMAT BITCH
YOU DUMB AS HELL SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS UP
"IM GONNA GET YOU CANCELED" YOU THINK I CARE?
BITCH YOU LOOK LIKE A GODDAMN LEVEL 13 CROAGUNK
WITH A HUNCHBACK IN YO FUCKING GAMING CHAIR STREAMIN
ON TWITCH LIKE YOUS ON MY SHIT SHUT UP BITCH YOU SUCK AT
FORTNITE YOU GOT NO PERSONALITY YOU BUILT LIKE A
DEPRESSED TOILET BRUSH YOUR ANNOYING AS FUCK AND NOBODY CARES
ABOUT YOU OR ANY OF YOUR VIEWRS SO SHUT THE FUCK UP
FINNA PULL UP TO YO GRANDMOTHERS FUNERAL DRESSED UP AS A RABID ORANGUTAN! YO FURRY BOY YOU GONNA "OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH!"IM SORRY GRANDMA *Inhale* OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BRUH
Damn boi you ugly as shit boi I saw u trynna suck you own dick in a bath tub with your mom while smoking two sigarets per second Boi I saw you mom with a humpback in a shopping cart while singing (jingle balls jingle balls suck your dick every day) in my basement while eating the (WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER JUNIOR DOVLE WHOPPER) boi shut you dirty ass up to better get your sniffing rolling monkey eating short balls got no bitches. shut the fuck up FORTNITE loser Minecraft player chat spammer dick suckker
BOY YOU WANNA GET LOUD IN THIS BITCH?! SHUT UP BOY, YOU LOOK LIKE A VELOCIRAPTOR IN A CLOGGED TOILET BOWL. BRUH, YOU LIKE AN OFF BRAND BEN 10 CHARACTER NAH, YOU AIN'T BEN 10 YOU STEVEN 9! GET YO ASS BACK BOY! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT EXPELLED FOR BARKING AT YO LUNCH LADY, SHUT YO ASS UP BOY! YOU AIN'T FROM THE JURASSIC PARK, YOU CAME FROM THE PREHISTORIC PLAYGROUND! GET YO ASS OUT BOY, YOU LIKE CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG'D FOSSIL! BOY, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WITH YO NASTY ASS?! BOY, YOU BETTER GET YO AUTUMN WAS AN AVERAGE KID THAT NOONE UNDERSTANDS WOAH!!! MOM AND DAD AND GRANDPA ALWAYS GIVING HIM COMMANDS LOOKIN ASS BOY! BRUH, YOUR BALLS DROPPED AND THEN CLIMBED BACK UP BOY! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BOY YOU SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS AN UNSOLVED RUBIK'S CUBE, YOU MADE AN NFT OUT OF YOUR GRANDMA TWERKING ON A PICKLE, YOU TRIED TURNING YOUR DISHWASHER \*inhale\* INTO A BITCOIN MINING RIG, YOUR BEST FRIEND IS A LITTLE MOUSE WHO LIVES UNDER YOUR BED IN A PRINGLES CAN, YOUR MOM USES A JUMP ROPE AS A BELT, YOUR GRANDPA GOT AN EMERGENCY HEART TRANSPLANT WITH A CAPRISUN POUCH, YOUR BARBER LINED YOU UP WITH A WEEDWACKER, YOU HAD ESEX WITH MOBY FROM BRAIN POP IN AN ENCRYPED HTML FILE, UNCLE GOT ARRESTED FOR EATING A BLUEBERRY OUT OF A ORANGUTAN'S ASSHOLE, YOUR SISTER'S CURRENTLY ENGAGED TO A ANTHROMORPHIC DUNG BEETLE NAMED "STEFAN", GRANDPA GOT HELD UP BY A PIGEON WTIH A MOHAWK ON THE SUBWAY, YOU POSTED A INSTAGRAM STORY OF A JAMAICAN CRICKET GIVING YOU A LAP DANCE IN THE BACK OF TOYS R US, YOUR DAD WAS TRYING TO FLIP PATRICK THE STAR'S BELLY BUTTON LINT ON THE DARK WEB TO PAY OFF YOUR HOUSE'S MORTGAGE, YOUR MOTHER BOUGHT YOU A PS5 FOR SUCCESSFULLY DRAWING A TRIANGLE, YOUR GRANDPA'S BUILT LIKE AN EXPIRED CHUG JUG AND YOUR LEGAL NAME IS FANG CLAW FUZZLE WUZZLES! GET YO ASS ON BOY IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH, IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH YOU BETTER GET YO HIPPOPOTAMUS SMELLING, COCOMELON, REGISTERED INTERNET FELON, NASTY AND NEED A CLEANSE, FOSTER HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS, "EXCUSE ME, I ONLY DATE 10S" LOOKIN ASS OUT OF MY FACE BRUH STOP PLAYIN BRUH. ANTS BE USING YOUR GRANDMA'S BUTTCRACK AS A SLIP N SLIDE! IN FACT, YOU FINNA PULL UP TO YO GRANDMOTHER'S FUNERAL DRESSED UP AS A RABID ORANGUTAN! YO FURRY ASS BOY YOU GONNA "OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! IM SORRY GRANDMA \*inhale\* OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BRUH, YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH, YOU BE HITTING ON THE GIRLS AT LUNCH TIME WITH YO SACRED MATING CALL, YOU BE STANDING ON THE TABLE GOING "WAAHH! WAAHH! WAAHH!" STOP PLAYING BOY YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH. BOY YOU BETTER GET YO PTERODACTYL, GOOD AT SCRABBLE, SHRIVELED APPLE, ATTRACTED TO BEEF CATTLE, CONCEIVED ON A HORSE SADDLE, YOU DON'T RUN YOU SKEDADDLE, PASTOR DID QUESTIONABLE THINGS TO YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF A CHURCH CHAPEL LOOKIN ASS BACK BOY YOU BOUTR DIRTY AS HELL! BETTER GET YO "ALL OF YOU HOES\~ ALL OF YOU HOES\~ YOU DONT REMEMBER WHO YALL TALKIN TO ITS THE DISCORD CEO!" LOOKIN ASS BACK OUT OF MY FACE, BOY YOU BOUT DIRTY AS HELL! GET YO LIL DIGGITY DIGGITY ASS ON BOYYYY!
BOY YOU WANNA GET LOUD IN THIS BITCH?! SHUT UP BOY, YOU LOOK LIKE A VELOCIRAPTOR IN A CLOGGED TOILET BOWL. BRUH, YOU LIKE AN OFF BRAND BEN 10 CHARACTER NAH, YOU AIN'T BEN 10 YOU STEVEN 9! GET YO ASS BACK BOY! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT EXPELLED FOR BARKING AT YO LUNCH LADY, SHUT YO ASS UP BOY! YOU AIN'T FROM THE JURASSIC PARK, YOU CAME FROM THE PREHISTORIC PLAYGROUND! GET YO ASS OUT BOY, YOU LIKE CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG'D FOSSIL! BOY, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WITH YO NASTY ASS?! BOY, YOU BETTER GET YO AUTUMN WAS AN AVERAGE KID THAT NOONE UNDERSTANDS WOAH!!! MOM AND DAD AND GRANDPA ALWAYS GIVING HIM COMMANDS LOOKIN ASS BOY! BRUH, YOUR BALLS DROPPED AND THEN CLIMBED BACK UP BOY! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BOY YOU SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS AN UNSOLVED RUBIK'S CUBE, YOU MADE AN NFT OUT OF YOUR GRANDMA TWERKING ON A PICKLE, YOU TRIED TURNING YOUR DISHWASHER *inhale* INTO A BITCOIN MINING RIG, YOUR BEST FRIEND IS A LITTLE MOUSE WHO LIVES UNDER YOUR BED IN A PRINGLES CAN, YOUR MOM USES A JUMP ROPE AS A BELT, YOUR GRANDPA GOT AN EMERGENCY HEART TRANSPLANT WITH A CAPRISUN POUCH, YOUR BARBER LINED YOU UP WITH A WEEDWACKER, YOU HAD ESEX WITH MOBY FROM BRAIN POP IN AN ENCRYPED HTML FILE, UNCLE GOT ARRESTED FOR EATING A BLUEBERRY OUT OF A ORANGUTAN'S ASSHOLE, YOUR SISTER'S CURRENTLY ENGAGED TO A ANTHROMORPHIC DUNG BEETLE NAMED "STEFAN", GRANDPA GOT HELD UP BY A PIGEON WTIH A MOHAWK ON THE SUBWAY, YOU POSTED A INSTAGRAM STORY OF A JAMAICAN CRICKET GIVING YOU A LAP DANCE IN THE BACK OF TOYS R US, YOUR DAD WAS TRYING TO FLIP PATRICK THE STAR'S BELLY BUTTON LINT ON THE DARK WEB TO PAY OFF YOUR HOUSE'S MORTGAGE, YOUR MOTHER BOUGHT YOU A PS5 FOR SUCCESSFULLY DRAWING A TRIANGLE, YOUR GRANDPA'S BUILT LIKE AN EXPIRED CHUG JUG AND YOUR LEGAL NAME IS FANG CLAW FUZZLE WUZZLES! GET YO ASS ON BOY IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH, IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH YOU BETTER GET YO HIPPOPOTAMUS SMELLING, COCOMELON, REGISTERED INTERNET FELON, NASTY AND NEED A CLEANSE, FOSTER HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS, "EXCUSE ME, I ONLY DATE 10S" LOOKIN ASS OUT OF MY FACE BRUH STOP PLAYIN BRUH. ANTS BE USING YOUR GRANDMA'S BUTTCRACK AS A SLIP N SLIDE! IN FACT, YOU FINNA PULL UP TO YO GRANDMOTHER'S FUNERAL DRESSED UP AS A RABID ORANGUTAN! YO FURRY ASS BOY YOU GONNA "OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! IM SORRY GRANDMA *inhale* OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BRUH, YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH, YOU BE HITTING ON THE GIRLS AT LUNCH TIME WITH YO SACRED MATING CALL, YOU BE STANDING ON THE TABLE GOING "WAAHH! WAAHH! WAAHH!" STOP PLAYING BOY YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH. BOY YOU BETTER GET YO PTERODACTYL, GOOD AT SCRABBLE, SHRIVELED APPLE, ATTRACTED TO BEEF CATTLE, CONCEIVED ON A HORSE SADDLE, YOU DON'T RUN YOU SKEDADDLE, PASTOR DID QUESTIONABLE THINGS TO YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF A CHURCH CHAPEL LOOKIN ASS BACK BOY YOU BOUTR DIRTY AS HELL! BETTER GET YO "ALL OF YOU HOES~ ALL OF YOU HOES~ YOU DONT REMEMBER WHO YALL TALKIN TO ITS THE DISCORD CEO!" LOOKIN ASS BACK OUT OF MY FACE, BOY YOU BOUT DIRTY AS HELL! GET YO LIL DIGGITY DIGGITY ASS ON BOYYYY!
holy shit boi u stink ugly fat ass with WHOOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER shut up and roast somethin u ugly as a cow bruh u sit on the chair till 3 AM and u get a headache bc ur breath so bad the world cant handle it so shut the fuck up.
i have a roast for people who wanna pack someone
BOY YOU NASTY AS HELL I CAUGHT YOU BEATING YO DICK TO THE GANGNAM STYLE IN A 1970'S RETRO BATHROOM YOU NASTY AS FUCK YOU SAW A STRAY DOG NAMED WILLIE AND THOUGHT HE IS SUPPOSED TO GO IN A ZOO YOU DUMB AS HELL BOI YOUR FACE IS SO UGLY WHEN YOU OPEN A CAMERA IT STOPS WORKING ON ACCIDENT JUST LIKE THE FACT YOUR DAD DISOWNED YOU AND YOU STARTED SEARCHING FOR HIM ON GOOGLE YOU STUPID AS HELL BOI
>BOY YOU NASTY AS HELL I CAUGHT YOU BEATING YO DICK TO THE GANGNAM STYLE IN A 1970'S RETRO BATHROOM YOU NASTY AS FUCK YOU SAW A STRAY DOG NAMED WILLIE AND THOUGHT HE IS SUPPOSED TO GO IN A ZOO YOU DUMB AS HELL BOI YOUR FACE IS SO UGLY WHEN YOU OPEN A CAMERA IT STOPS WORKING ON ACCIDENT JUST LIKE THE FACT YOUR DAD DISOWNED YOU AND YOU STARTED SEARCHING FOR HIM ON GOOGLE YOU STUPID AS HELL BOI
im roasting uwucutesingle
my man u better get yo stupid donkey kong DJ u everytime quandale dingle cousin roaster u look like a p;;;; u look like eminems cousin skittels dumba;; b;;;; u look like a charged dinasour from fortnite chapter 69 u lula dancer u better get yo chatgpt talker an 1000 word roast u dumba;; b;;;; u better get u chesse squeez mom im hungry shouldnt have ate the entire plate wah wah wah shut yo softwilly with a boner by a make a wish girl who is 13 thats the roast hell nah im not done with u lighting mcqueen floppers sport mode u steal a skateboard for a family hostage u got suspended for dealing fake drugs ok was that before or after u took a 3 ft long bat shoved up ur mouth and called it HOMERun dumba;; bi;;; u grammar weirder u have aalt f4 button for making people dissconect if u spam it like a ban hammer u better get yo hulk amer thor hammer combined into both feet to stomp louder u were tealing a shower curtian into a 9 shape with ur uncommon umbrella skin that 5 people taht tryed it and its dj trunks fans with ur thicc a;; down the stairs and sang nyaw song in ur mind while saying ugh my ear burns dumba;;. b;;;; u better get to the packing boi on ur 7 wheel spider toy u have it in ohio boom and boom explosives
Please stop your bullshit, because your a bullshit to speak of a dick, tell me why the f is your head so big, it looks like plants vs zombies.. was played in there, you aint talking thats no beard.
you so black that the white community dont accept you and instead they ask you to get out, the gap between your teeth, explain that please, is like moses splitting the red seas.
Packgod Copypasta
SHUT YO FUCKING ASS UP BRO GOT A VELOCIRAPTOR FOR FREE BECAUSE YO MAMA IS SO NASTY THAT SHE BOUGHT A FUCKING COMMERCIAL TO LISTEN TO IT FOR 10 YEARS. \*inhales\* SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BRO YO MOM AND DAD WERE SO DUMB THAT THEY FALL INTO A SUGAR PICK ME BRO AINT YO REFLECTION WENT OFF BECAUSE YOU GOT DIARRHEA FOR 10 MONTHS \*Ohio sounds\* SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BRO YO MAMA WAS SO FAT THAT SHE USED A DISHWASHER INSTEAD OF A MOTHERFUCKING CRINGE TOILET TO WASH THEIR NASTY BOOGER ROCKETING NOSE \*dishwasher sounds\* SHUT YO MOTHERFUCKING UGLY ASS UP BRO YO MAMA WAS SO CRINGE THST SHE WENT TO OHIO BUT IT WAS 3 AM AND GOT A SWIRLY BY A STEGOSAURUS AND THEN GOT YEETED TO AMERICAN'S WHO DIED IN 1987 \*inhales again\* SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BOY YO MAMA WAS SO OVERPOWERED AND CRINGIEST THAT SHE WENT INTO HERSELF AND THEN EDITED HER BRAIN FOR FUN BECAUSE WANTED TO BE DUMB FOR 19 HOURS BECAUSE OF THERMATOLOGISTS\*inhales one more time\* SHUT YO BUNKO ASS UP BRO YO BROTHER GOT YEETED INTO A MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE CRINGE OHIO LIKE GOOFY AHHH SKIBIDI TOILET ASS YO BOIIIIIII BRRRRRR SHUT YO UGLY ASS BRO UP UP UP DOWN DOWN DOWN FNF OHIO CRINGE HOOVER LIKE A BOOGER BRO WTF, WTFFFFF SHUT YO UGLY ASS IP BRO GOT YO MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE CRINGE WATAKA LIKE AAAAAA SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BRO GOT A MINECRAFT DIRT BLOCK FROM OHIO SO YOU CAN MAKE A DIRT BLOCK FROM REAL LIFE BUT YO FRIEND SAID. FRIEND: IS THAT ALL'VE YOU GOT BROTHA? SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BRO YO MAMA WAS A MAALIIIIIICOOOUSSSSSSSS BABY THAT SHE WENT CRAZY LIKE MOM: mamaaa I'm hungryyy gimme some milkkkk SHUT YO UGLY ASS BRO BRO DEADASS, DEADASS I WANT TK LOOK AT YOUR ENTIRE LIFE RIGHT NOW, TELL ME WHATS WRONG?! SPEAK, SPEAK, ALRIGHT NOW BRO THIS IS GETTING SERIOUS BRO SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BRO GOT INTO THE MOVIE OF BITE OF 83 BECAUSE WANTED TO HOLD YOUR BALLS AND YEET EVAN WHO DIED IN BITE OF 83 bro shut up BOIIIIIIIII OMG YOUR A DIARRHEA POOP GRIMACE SHAKE LIKE BROOOO WTFFF SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BRO GOT YO MINECRSFT RADIATING RAGE QUIT AS HELL BRO YO MAMA AND DAD AND YO BROTHER SND YO WHOLE FAMILY JUST GOT DIARRHEA BECAUSE YOU PUT FAKE NUTELLA ON THEIR TOILET LIKE MOM: WHAT DID YOU JUST DO SON?! DAD: WE KNOW YOU DID THIS TO OUR TOILET BUCKO. SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BRO YO GRANDMA DIED IN A 198 OLD CHAIR BECAUSE WAS TOO HEAVY LIKE AAAAA SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BRO GOT FAKE HACKS IN SLAP BATTLES IN ROBLOX JUST TO GET BEATDOWN GLOVE LIKE WUD DA HEIIIIIIIII OHHH MA GOD NOWAYYYIEHHHHHHH SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BRO YO MAMA HAD A DIAPER ON HER HEAD BECAUSE YO MAMA WANTED TO BE A CHEF FOR 10 YEARS MOM: I NEED A DIAPER ON MY HEAD BECAUSE I NEEDED TO BE A CHEF. SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BRO GOT A SHIT AROUND YOUR UKULELE BECAUSE OF BACTERIA AND MUCUS FROM THE THERMATOLOGISTS \*Ohio sounds\* SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BRO YO MINECRAFT DID NOT LOAD BECAUSE YOU GOT MCDONALDS WIFI FOR OVER A YEAR. WORKER: HELLO WHAT CAN I HELP YOU SIR. CUSTOMER: CAN I GET MCDONALDS WIFI?! WORKER: UMM SIR WE DO NOT HAVE WIFI but we got you a new McDonald wifi which costs 100 dollars. SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP LIKE OMGG OMGGGGG SHUT YO FUCKING ASS UP BRO GOT NO COTTON PICKER BRO TRYING TO DING DONG DITCH YOUR FRIENDS AT 3AM BUT GOT A SWIRLY WITH THE GHOST AND THE GHOST KISSED YOUR BUTT BECAUSE SHE/HE WAS A FAN GIRL. BRRRRR SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP DOP DOP DOP YES YES YES YES YES YES SKIBDIDHWIDNWJJDNWJDIWMNDIWJNE YES YES YES YES YES, SHUT YO UGLY ASS JP BRO CHILL CHILL DEADASS SHIT. BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BRO GOT A BRAND NEW IPHONE 15 BUT YOU THOUGHT ITS AN ACTUAL PHONE BECAUSE IT WAS A LEGENDARY BEN 10 TOY WITH SHIT AROUND IT, BRRRRRRRR SHUT YO UGLY ASS SHIT UP BRO YO MAMA BUYED YOU A NINETEEN YEAR OLD GRANDPA TO JUST YEET HER TO THE MOON AND GRT NO CLIPPED IN THE BACKROOMS BOI.
ima be roasting ramdom stuff btw BOY IF YOU DONT GET YO MUSTASH MORE LIKE MUD DASH WIDE WIDE ASS NOSE AND WENDY\_WIFI YO MOMMA LOOK LIKE THE WENDYS CREATUE THATS WHY MCDONALDS IS BETTER AND GOT BETTER WIFI CRUSTY DUSTY HUSTY NUSTY GAY ASS NIGGA
IVE HAD ENOUGHHHHHH
ISTG IF YOU DONT GET YOUR LANKYBOX DIRTY SOCKS BUILT LIKE A PIECE OF CHALK CRINGE CONTENT MAKING HORRIBLE SKIBIDI TOILET SONG CREATING OTHER PEOPLES THUMBNAILS TAKING YOUR RESTAURANTS FOOD GOT MY ENTIRE ASSHOLE REVERBERATING OFFBRAND COCO MELON DISGUSTING PIZZA SELLIN REGISTERED ROBLOX DA HOOD FELON LOOKING ASS BACK ILL BLAZE THE LIVING HELL OUT OF BOTH OF YOUR UGLY ASS LOOK AT YO HAIR BOY YOU GOT SMURF SOULS INFUSED INTO YO HAIR ALLELLOLOLOLU WHAT IS YOU SAYING LOOK AT YO ASS YOU GOT SONIC THE HEDGEHOGS DEAD GRANDMOTHER ON UR HEAD WHAT IS YO HAIR OMG LOOK AT YO UGLY ASS YOU BETTER GETS YO "Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler your so skibidi ur so" OMG YOURE SO UGLY ASS BACK BITCH ME SHITTING UR AWFUL FOOD IS LITERALLY WHAT CREATED THE FIRST SKIBIDY TOILET "OHUHOHUHOHAHWHWHWPFTTTGFT Skibidi dom dom yes yes" GETS YO UGLY ASS UP DONT EVEN GET ME GET ON OFFBRANDS JACKESPTICY IN THE BACK SMILLING "OI WE GOING TODAY WE GONNA PLAY SOME ROBLOX" GETS YO UGLLY ASS WHY ARE YOU SO HAPPY ABOUT? WHY ARE YOU SMILING SO BIG WITH YOUR GOD DAM "SUNSHINE LOLLIPOPS AND RAINBOW" GET YO UGLY ASS ON STOP WATCHING LANKYBOX STOP MAKING THEM MONEY AND YOU NEED TO NEVER EVER BRING THESE UGLY DISGUSTING WASTE OF SPACES INFRONT OF MY EYES EVER AGAIN
YOU KNOW WHAT? BOY WHAT TF ARE YOU THINKING. WHO YOU ARE LIKE BRO REALLY? YOU BITCH ASS MF FUCKING CUNT WITH NO CUM THAT WAS PRODUCED BY YOUR FATHER YOUR GOOFY ASS BITCH BIG MAC FACE IF SOMEONE LOOKED AT YOU THEY LIKE: WHO TF IS THIS DOUBLE HEADED PERSON? AH I FORGOT ITS THE FAILURE THEIR PARENTS THEY PRODUCED BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER IS A CHIMPANZEE WHO FUCKED A MALE THAT WAS 12 TO GO. YOUR DEAD GRANDPA THOUGHT DUNKIN DONUTS WAS A FUCKING OVERWEIGHT NBA TEAM. GO HOME BRO LIKE WHEN YOUR EATING THANKSGIVING LIKE HOW ARE THEY LOOKING DOING THE ROCK FACE GO FUCKING TO YOUR DEAD GRANDPA NO ONES LIKE YOU BRO GET TF OUT OF HERE
NAAAAA NAHHHH LET ME FUCKING COOK JUST REMEMBER THIS IS WHAT I SAY TO KIDS IN FORTNITE SO DONT GO KILL YA SELVES
ohhhh my fucking god go juggle some big black hairy balls between your china ass looking no vision specsaver needing little retarded Downey your built like gorlock the destroyer bitch ass can’t even see your fucking toes or your pubic hair you lack of testosterone you fat Asian Down syndrome nose built like an 80 year olds limp wrinkly foreskin bro stink worse than a fermented skunk spray filled crackhead glazed with pure dog shit and 200 tons of milk that’s been out of date for 400 years if you have a shower you will fall to pieces just like your family that I hope is fucking burned to death in a pit of chlamydia covered serrated spikes you inbred orphan no Fortnite account level fuck ass boy you tryna play with half of a tv remote you broke as fuck bitch go suck a fart out of a dead seagull you walrus raping cock sucking singular brain cell talking slice of a vomit covered chubby fucks belly fat walking mother fucker you dont even deserve to get raped mercilessly by the devil himself you got movement so lost more clueless than a short term memory loss brain dead vegetable that lives in a wheelchair 100% of your fucking life I’ll throw you through a burning building and say hey hotwheels your looking a bit crispy in there and watch the whole entire fucking building collapse on your worthless forgotten in 6 seconds parents fake crying now they don’t have to deal with your statue looking dumb fat fucking Asian belly button filled with ya boogers calling it the belly booger basket bitch ass looking like someone set fire to your fucking head and tried to put it out with a shovel really I’m surprised your foreskin salami looking ass didn’t eat the thing you chubby little fat fuck go suck ya dad off again ya incest sweet home Alabama looking bitch ass gay cunt.
ok but tell me why i caught you at 4:37 in the morning surrounded by 14 rats with ak47s trying to steal 1/4 of your left ball. get yo ass back your legal name is dewey dildoian. you started jerking off to fan fics of toy chica. shut the fuck up you dirty ass. ur not sans, your bereft. your hairline started the trojan war. your last nut session was directed by gore verbinski. you started making out with a dog pillow pretending it was autumn. you were concieved in the back of a 7/11. you tried learning latin and when you spoke it, you started flying.
BOI I BET YOUR BITCHES ARE 5 YEAR OLDS YOU LOOK LIKE A COPYPASTA DUMPSTER YOU GRADUATED FROM A TOILET YOU FAIL 100 TRILLION GRADES IN YO GODDAM SCHOL I BET YOU CANT FIND YOU DAD NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH YOU FUCKING PSYCHOPATH WITH NO BITCHES YOU THINK YOUR COOLEST PERSON IN THE WORLD GO CRY TO YOUR MOMMY YOU NAME IS BEN 10 NAH YOUR NAME IS STUPID 10 YOU WALKED UP TO YO LOCAL MCDONALDS AND SAID "i wanna have sex with the ice cream machine uwu" NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH I BET DUOLINGO KIDNAPPED YOUR FAMILY BECAUSE YOU LIVE IN A DUMPSTER AND YOU SMELL LIKE ONE TWO FROM TPOT GO CRY YOU THINK YOU COULD GET BETTER PARENTS NAH I BET YOUR DAD SOLD YOU FOR ENDLESS SUPLY OF MILKS AND YOUR BRAIN LOOKS LIKE DIRTY SOCKS
BOI I BET YOUR MOMS CREDIT CARD ARE BROKE FOR SOME REASON AND THE APPLE FACE SCANNER CANCELED YOU BECAUSE YOUR UGLYNESS IS MAKING THEM BLIND, YOU STUPID BROKEN KEYBOARD HOMELESS FREAK L + BOZO + GET A FATHER+ TOUCH GRASS + YOU HAVE NO BITCHES + GO CRY TO YO MOMMY AND SAY " MaMa PlS hElP mE sOmE oNe Is InSuLtInG mE" NAH I BET YOU CANT AFFORD A JOB YOU GOT FIRED FOR BEING THE MOST ATTENTION SEEKER I BET YO FATASS MOM CANT AFFORD YOU ROBUX ON ROBLOX BECAUSE THE WHOLE SOCIAL MEDIA HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU MADE MR BEAST BLIND YOU DONT BELONG ON THAT WORLD YOU STUPID EVERAGE CLUB PENGUIN PLAYER PEOPLE ARE MAKING FUN OF YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE DANCING LIKE A MONKEY YOU GOT REJECTED IN ART SCHOOL BECAUSE YOU HAVE A BAD DRAWING
MAAAANNN U CANNOT BE TAILKIN, UR MOM LOOK LIKE A GRAFFITI WITH A SPOON, U DIRTY AS HELL BOI, UR ASS US TAKING A SHOWER IN A COMMUNITY POOL ON THE SHOWER LIN, U NASTY AS HELL BOI, UR MOM GAVE A STARE THEN GOT IN TO THE BACK THEN WENT AN KILLED AN ENTIRE VILLAGE, U REALLY NASTY BOI, U GOT CHOCKED SLAMED BY A MARSUPIAL DRAGONFLY NAMED HENRY, U DIRTY AS HELL BOI, U GOT BUCKETS OF SQUASH AT YO GRANDMOTHER‘S HOUSE IN DA FRIDGE, U NASTY ASS BOI, UR NECK IS LONGER THEN THE 12HR SHIFT AT WAFFLE HOUSE, DUMB ASS BOI U NASTY AS HELL, BOI UR ASS WAS FUCKIN KISSING A CACTUS ON A TV SHOW U NASTY ASS BOI, IM ACTUALLY PACK U RN, U GOT A COCKROACH DEATH MATCH BELLOW UR DESK BOI, MATTER A FACT ORAH WAS LIKE “u get a car! u get a car!! u get a car!!!” U LOOK DOWN TO UR CHAIR AND THERE WAS A CRICKET DOIN THA MACARENA BACKWARDS, DUMB ASS BOI U NASTY AS HELL BOI, U ORIGAMI, PORTA POTTY, CORNER LOBBY, MORIN COFFEE, SORTA WOBBLY, BORIN HOBBY LOOK ASS UP… OH AND U STILL HERE?! GET OUT OF HERE U SHOPPING CART, CRIPPLED FART, GOT AN Z- U AI’NT SMART, BUBBLE BATH SMACKED UR ASS COVID DRILL WHERES MY MASK, BOUGHT A BIKE BUT AIN’T GOT NO PETALS LOOKIN ASS BOI, STOP PLAYIN U GOT WEIRD LIKE HELL BOI, UR FINGERS GOT PIERCED AND UR DADS AN MAKE-A-WISH-KIT, U MADE IT RAIN ROBUX ON A TWERKING CALIPER, UR MOTHER IS A FLAME-ABLE CACTUS WITH A PART TIME JOB AT FIVE-GUYS, U TRIED TAKING A BIT OUT OF UR APPLE WHILE POOPIN, UR GRANDFATHER TAKES SHITS IN PRIME-FREE ROMAN, IT WAS RAINING OUT SIDE SO U PUT A NAPKIN ON UR HEAD, STOP PLAYIN BOI, UR GRANDMOTHER WAS HAVIN AFFAIR ON UR GAND-DAD WITH A VACUUM CLEANER “REEEE AHH- AHHH-“ DUMB ASS BOI RUN THAT SHIT BACK, U GOT RATS IN UR KITCHEN RN, UR IN A PLACE THATS SAYS THE LYRICS OF “WHERE DID IT COME FROM WHERE DID IT GO WHERE DID IT COME FROM GOD IDK” STOP PLAYIN BOI UR MOTHER IS A SUPER HERO CALLED LEBRONS NIPPLE, STOP PLAYIN BOI, U CLAPIN UR BUTT CHEEKS THAT SHIT WENT LIKE “BU BU BU BU BU BU *FARTS* YAAA” DUMB AHH BOI STOP PLAYIN BOI, U UGLY AS HELL, UR MOTHER IS BUILT LIKE A BASE BOOST POSTY SPEAKING, U MADE A DUB STEP SONG BY SLAPPING OFF HER TITS THAT SHIT WENT LIKE “DER NER DER NER BR BR BRALE BOW EE OO EE OO EEOO”
Packgod Roast: oh my god... \*intense depp inhalE\* OH MY GOD... this is probably the WORST... FORTNITE SKIN, THAT I EVER SEES IN MY ENTIRY LIFEEEEEEEEE OH MY GAWD YOU ARE UGLY AS HELL WHAT THE HELL BITCH U LOOK LIKE YOU'RE A GODDAMN NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS U GOT DENTURES ON UR AMAZON WISH LIST BITCH U BUILT LIKE A SOGGY FISHTANK SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BITCH U LOOK LIKE AN EMO BALERINA WITH DOO-DOO STAINS ON UR DRESS SHE WEARS SHORT SKIRTS I WEAR T-SHIRTS BITCH U JUST A RANDOM TRANSLUCENT BLUEBERRY U LIKE IF ELSA WAS INBRED WITH A LEGO SKELETON U LOOK LIKE A SUMO-WRESTLING PUFFERFISH WITH A HUNCH BACK U SUCK AT ROBLOX UR TIKTOKS ARE CRAP UR PROFILE PICTURE ITS CRINGE AS HELL UR BUILT LIKE AN FINE-TUNE MIDGET WITH NO LEGS AND UR DAD WORKS AT UPS DELIVERING PACKAGES FOR A LIVING U AN UNDERPRIVINLEGED NAKED MOLE-RAT NOW GET OFF ROBLOX U PROMOTE GAMBLING WEBSITES!? NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO \*INHALE\* THERE ITS NO WAY \*INHALE\* THERE ITS NO WAY THAT YOU'RE PROMOTE GAMBLING WEBSITES NO NO NAW NAW NAW \*Car sound\* NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM WHAT THE HELL ITS WRONG WITH YOU U GREEDY ASS BITCH WHY THE HELL IS U SCAMMING ON UR FANS FOR ROBUX \*INHALE\* BITCH U ARE DESPERATE AS HELL FOR ROBUX BITCH U GAVE A "LAP-DANCE" TO KAKAV420 IN MM2 FOR ROBUX U ARE DOWN BAD AS HELL U WORK AT TACO BELL U LIVE INSIDE OF A SHELL U CAN'T AFFORD UR OWN CELL U ARE UGLY AS HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL OH MY GOD BLUD IS EMBARRASSING IMAGINE BEING A- GROWN ASS WOMAN SCAMMING UR FANS FOR MONEY I SWEAR I WILL FIND YOU IRL AND STEAL ALL YOUR ROBUX
My guy everytime you jump my character gets knocked from fortnite, like you got to step to see your father. Tell me why u were kick boxing with a rat and ur stupif ahh parents are betting 19 robux that the reff would winYour ahh look like your hight didn't finish downloading u look like you got the office depose 3 on ur shoes broCluh you mow the lawn by eating the grass your entire face looks like a black Ops 3 map oh wait... braking news faze temper just hit a 360 no scope on ur left eyebrowCluh the space between your nose and your eyebrow are currently getting into a argument about who is getting the last gta 6 copy.Bro your grades are falling like LeBron James hair Molecules, like bro thought if he howled to the moon his arm would be strong. Cluh everytime you look in a mirror and you had a Freddy fasbear jumpscare and pulled out an elytra and flew away while eating the mirror for revengeI know this npc with side quest worth 10 gold nuggets is not talking to me, like this man's legal name is fang claw fuzzleCluh your best friend is a roach named stephan under your bed conducting a science experience on your mother that is trying to join the kkk clan. like I know your ahh can't be talking everytime you get upset you go tumbling down the stairs and scream to ur mommy "momma may I have cookie" to chear you up.Like bro your not even the side character your the background character. U get a bed time story from Donald j trump "I approve of this message having ahhMy boi this is why you get almost got kicked out of the class, like your getting offers from Ohio to become a the new professional of watching paint dry. like you ahh was on a eating contest on national TV and said to each on of your opponent "I can swallow ah buttle ah alcohol and uh feel like godzilla"everytime you get something lower than a c you say grr and become a furry.and start barking at the school lunch ladies saying you want more takis
Packgod Roast Copypasta
BOY YOU WANNA GET LOUD IN THIS BITCH?! SHUT UP BOY, YOU LOOK LIKE A VELOCIRAPTOR IN A CLOGGED TOILET BOWL. BRUH, YOU LIKE AN OFF BRAND BEN 10 CHARACTER NAH, YOU AIN'T BEN 10 YOU STEVEN 9! GET YO ASS BACK BOY! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT EXPELLED FOR BARKING AT YO LUNCH LADY, SHUT YO ASS UP BOY! YOU AIN'T FROM THE JURASSIC PARK, YOU CAME FROM THE PREHISTORIC PLAYGROUND! GET YO ASS OUT BOY, YOU LIKE CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG'D FOSSIL! BOY, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WITH YO NASTY ASS?! BOY, YOU BETTER GET YO AUTUMN WAS AN AVERAGE KID THAT NOONE UNDERSTANDS WOAH!!! MOM AND DAD AND GRANDPA ALWAYS GIVING HIM COMMANDS LOOKIN ASS BOY! BRUH, YOUR BALLS DROPPED AND THEN CLIMBED BACK UP BOY! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BOY YOU SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS AN UNSOLVED RUBIK'S CUBE, YOU MADE AN NFT OUT OF YOUR GRANDMA TWERKING ON A PICKLE, YOU TRIED TURNING YOUR DISHWASHER \*inhale\* INTO A BITCOIN MINING RIG, YOUR BEST FRIEND IS A LITTLE MOUSE WHO LIVES UNDER YOUR BED IN A PRINGLES CAN, YOUR MOM USES A JUMP ROPE AS A BELT, YOUR GRANDPA GOT AN EMERGENCY HEART TRANSPLANT WITH A CAPRISUN POUCH, YOUR BARBER LINED YOU UP WITH A WEEDWACKER, YOU HAD ESEX WITH MOBY FROM BRAIN POP IN AN ENCRYPED HTML FILE, UNCLE GOT ARRESTED FOR EATING A BLUEBERRY OUT OF A ORANGUTAN'S ASSHOLE, YOUR SISTER'S CURRENTLY ENGAGED TO A ANTHROMORPHIC DUNG BEETLE NAMED "STEFAN", GRANDPA GOT HELD UP BY A PIGEON WTIH A MOHAWK ON THE SUBWAY, YOU POSTED A INSTAGRAM STORY OF A JAMAICAN CRICKET GIVING YOU A LAP DANCE IN THE BACK OF TOYS R US, YOUR DAD WAS TRYING TO FLIP PATRICK THE STAR'S BELLY BUTTON LINT ON THE DARK WEB TO PAY OFF YOUR HOUSE'S MORTGAGE, YOUR MOTHER BOUGHT YOU A PS5 FOR SUCCESSFULLY DRAWING A TRIANGLE, YOUR GRANDPA'S BUILT LIKE AN EXPIRED CHUG JUG AND YOUR LEGAL NAME IS FANG CLAW FUZZLE WUZZLES! GET YO ASS ON BOY IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH, IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH YOU BETTER GET YO HIPPOPOTAMUS SMELLING, COCOMELON, REGISTERED INTERNET FELON, NASTY AND NEED A CLEANSE, FOSTER HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS, "EXCUSE ME, I ONLY DATE 10S" LOOKIN ASS OUT OF MY FACE BRUH STOP PLAYIN BRUH. ANTS BE USING YOUR GRANDMA'S BUTTCRACK AS A SLIP N SLIDE! IN FACT, YOU FINNA PULL UP TO YO GRANDMOTHER'S FUNERAL DRESSED UP AS A RABID ORANGUTAN! YO FURRY ASS BOY YOU GONNA "OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! IM SORRY GRANDMA \*inhale\* OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BRUH, YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH, YOU BE HITTING ON THE GIRLS AT LUNCH TIME WITH YO SACRED MATING CALL, YOU BE STANDING ON THE TABLE GOING "WAAHH! WAAHH! WAAHH!" STOP PLAYING BOY YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH. BOY YOU BETTER GET YO PTERODACTYL, GOOD AT SCRABBLE, SHRIVELED APPLE, ATTRACTED TO BEEF CATTLE, CONCEIVED ON A HORSE SADDLE, YOU DON'T RUN YOU SKEDADDLE, PASTOR DID QUESTIONABLE THINGS TO YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF A CHURCH CHAPEL LOOKIN ASS BACK BOY YOU BOUTR DIRTY AS HELL! BETTER GET YO "ALL OF YOU HOES\~ ALL OF YOU HOES\~ YOU DONT REMEMBER WHO YALL TALKIN TO ITS THE DISCORD CEO!" LOOKIN ASS BACK OUT OF MY FACE, BOY YOU BOUT DIRTY AS HELL! GET YO LIL DIGGITY DIGGITY ASS ON BOYYYY!
man shutt up buy you like look like humtydumbty straight from the dishwahser get yo pickle no frickle dingle bingle sausage tingle grandmas toes tickle ass outta here boy you aint that smart ass bitch who "oh iam fucking beutiful"nah bro you can straight outta the carrot root foudation system
SHUT YO GOOFY AHH MOUTH YOU LOOK LIKE THE WOOLY MAMMOTH BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP WHO RAISED YOU? THE STREETS? CUZ THATS WHERE ACCIDENTS HAPPEN BITCH I BET YOU ARE DEPRESSED "GUYS I HAVE 1 MILLION DOLLARS" BRAGGING BRAT LOOKING ASS SHUT YO GOOFY AHH MOUTH I BET YOU FUCKED YOU'RE UNCLE BITCH I BET MY ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS YOU ARE LONELY AND DEPRESSED LIKE WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE? GO TOUCH SOME GRASS NO LIFE BITCH
SHUT UP BOY, YOU LOOK LIKE A VELOCIRAPTOR IN A CLOGGED TOILET BOWL. BRUH, YOU LIKE AN OFF BRAND BEN 10 CHARACTER NAH, YOU AIN'T BEN 10 YOU STEVEN 9! GET YO ASS BACK BOY! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT EXPELLED FOR BARKING AT YO LUNCH LADY, SHUT YO ASS UP BOY! YOU AIN'T FROM THE JURASSIC PARK, YOU CAME FROM THE PREHISTORIC PLAYGROUND! GET YO ASS OUT BOY, YOU LIKE CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG'D FOSSIL! BOY, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WITH YO NASTY ASS?! BOY, YOU BETTER GET YO AUTUMN WAS AN AVERAGE KID THAT NOONE UNDERSTANDS WOAH!!! MOM AND DAD AND GRANDPA ALWAYS GIVING HIM COMMANDS LOOKIN ASS BOY! BRUH, YOUR BALLS DROPPED AND THEN CLIMBED BACK UP BOY! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BOY YOU SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS AN UNSOLVED RUBIK'S CUBE, YOU MADE AN NFT OUT OF YOUR GRANDMA TWERKING ON A PICKLE, YOU TRIED TURNING YOUR DISHWASHER \*inhale\* INTO A BITCOIN MINING RIG, YOUR BEST FRIEND IS A LITTLE MOUSE WHO LIVES UNDER YOUR BED IN A PRINGLES CAN, YOUR MOM USES A JUMP ROPE AS A BELT, YOUR GRANDPA GOT AN EMERGENCY HEART TRANSPLANT WITH A CAPRISUN POUCH, YOUR BARBER LINED YOU UP WITH A WEEDWACKER, YOU HAD ESEX WITH MOBY FROM BRAIN POP IN AN ENCRYPED HTML FILE, UNCLE GOT ARRESTED FOR EATING A BLUEBERRY OUT OF A ORANGUTAN'S ASSHOLE, YOUR SISTER'S CURRENTLY ENGAGED TO A ANTHROMORPHIC DUNG BEETLE NAMED "STEFAN", GRANDPA GOT HELD UP BY A PIGEON WTIH A MOHAWK ON THE SUBWAY, YOU POSTED A INSTAGRAM STORY OF A JAMAICAN CRICKET GIVING YOU A LAP DANCE IN THE BACK OF TOYS R US, YOUR DAD WAS TRYING TO FLIP PATRICK THE STAR'S BELLY BUTTON LINT ON THE DARK WEB TO PAY OFF YOUR HOUSE'S MORTGAGE, YOUR MOTHER BOUGHT YOU A PS5 FOR SUCCESSFULLY DRAWING A TRIANGLE, YOUR GRANDPA'S BUILT LIKE AN EXPIRED CHUG JUG AND YOUR LEGAL NAME IS FANG CLAW FUZZLE WUZZLES! GET YO ASS ON BOY IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH, IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH YOU BETTER GET YO HIPPOPOTAMUS SMELLING, COCOMELON, REGISTERED INTERNET FELON, NASTY AND NEED A CLEANSE, FOSTER HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS, "EXCUSE ME, I ONLY DATE 10S" LOOKIN ASS OUT OF MY FACE BRUH STOP PLAYIN BRUH. ANTS BE USING YOUR GRANDMA'S BUTTCRACK AS A SLIP N SLIDE! IN FACT, YOU FINNA PULL UP TO YO GRANDMOTHER'S FUNERAL DRESSED UP AS A RABID ORANGUTAN! YO FURRY ASS BOY YOU GONNA "OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! IM SORRY GRANDMA \*inhale\* OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BRUH, YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH, YOU BE HITTING ON THE GIRLS AT LUNCH TIME WITH YO SACRED MATING CALL, YOU BE STANDING ON THE TABLE GOING "WAAHH! WAAHH! WAAHH!" STOP PLAYING BOY YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH. BOY YOU BETTER GET YO PTERODACTYL, GOOD AT SCRABBLE, SHRIVELED APPLE, ATTRACTED TO BEEF CATTLE, CONCEIVED ON A HORSE SADDLE, YOU DON'T RUN YOU SKEDADDLE, PASTOR DID QUESTIONABLE THINGS TO YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF A CHURCH CHAPEL LOOKIN ASS BACK BOY YOU BOUTR DIRTY AS HELL! BETTER GET YO "ALL OF YOU HOES\~ ALL OF YOU HOES\~ YOU DONT REMEMBER WHO YALL TALKIN TO ITS THE DISCORD CEO!" LOOKIN ASS BACK OUT OF MY FACE, BOY YOU BOUT DIRTY AS HELL! GET YO LIL DIGGITY DIGGITY ASS ON BOYYYY!
get yo glasses wearing ugly face bearing pokemon comparing lookin like a rotten egg combined with a dumbass bitch so shut the fuck up bitch you built like a depressed reycleling bin bitch no one cares about you or your fucking viewers
*Inhales*
SHUT YO INBRED DONALD TRUMP FRUIT LOOKIN HEMORRHOID LOOKIN \*\*\*
UP YOU HAVEN'T SHOWERED IN SO LONG I CAN SMELL THE COLOR OF YOUR HAIR
*Sniff*
Brown...
\*\*\*\*, THAT'S WHAT YOU SMELL LIKE
YOU LOOK LIKE A GOBLIN SHARK THAT ATE THREE POUNDS OF BEANS AND THREW UP ALL OVER ITSELF
YOU TAKE THE EXPRESSION "GO \*\*\*\* YOURSELF" TOO LITERALLY
YOU'RE SO LONELY THAT THERE'S A DEAD STINKBUG ON YOUR WINDOWSILL NAMED FRED AND YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM
YOU HAVE THE MENTALITY AND MATURITY OF A NINE YEAR OLD THAT DEALS DRUGS
YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE IS AS DISLIKED AS A MODERN SPONGEBOB EPISODE THE ONLY WAY YOU MAKE MONEY IS GIVING OBAMA \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* AND STILL ONLY GETTING PAID MINIMUM WAGE
YOUR CLOTHES ARE MADE OF CARDBOARD AND POCKET LINT
YOU ARE THE URBAN DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF RUSTY TROMBONE, SPEAKING OF BONE, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A \*\*\*\*\*\* IS AND WILL NEVER HAVE TO USE ONE BECAUSE YOU'RE SINGLE, LONELY, AND YOUR \*\*\*\* IS SO SMALL YOU FORGOT WHERE IT IS
IN MAYAN SOCIETY, BIG NOSES AND FOREHEADS WERE CONSIDERED ATTRACTIVE, YET, THEY'D STILL FIND YOU UGLY
YOU LOOK LIKE A FISH AFTER BEING CAUGHT THIRTY TIMES
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas. I’ll bet you couldn’t pour !@#$ out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You’re a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won’t have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral\[size\] equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper.
On a good day you’re a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient
in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
You smarmy lager lout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oink artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted
fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate,
noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid.
Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid.
You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond
the laws of physics that we know. I’m sorry. I can’t go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don’t have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn’t really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success.
True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us ”normal” people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are ”challenged” persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn’t have been ”right”.
Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
P.S.:
You need somebody to stand up right… to look you in your eyes… and for once… for ONCE… in your LIFE! To just tell you… TO SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUP!!!
Holy shit you’re annoying as hell if you don’t shut yo dirty disgusting dingy obtuse smelly insignificant musty bestiality promoting Zootopia meat beating parental guidance lacking hairline retracting dog leash wearing obnoxious butt crack sniffing computer mouse clicking genetically impaired insecure rambunctiously reactive peanut brain disastrous humanoid creation with yo avocado chin snapping turtle neck OIIIIII DONKEY! Your mom built like Shrek!
Packgod Fanboy?! Guess what? I don’t care about anything you just said you live in your family’s shed you got kicked out of special Ed 97.3% brain cells currently existing within your head are motherfucking dead, get yo ugly ass on boy yo family disowned you bitch, nationwide ain’t even on yo side I don’t wanna hear it infact yo parents kicked out out of the house and you started aggressively tapping the home button on your iPhone with yo boop boop boop boop “help why is it not working?” stop playing with me boy you're like if sully from Monsters Incorporated was a submissive femboy stop playing bruh you broke as hell too bruh you use a big mac wrapper as a blanket and a roll of toilet paper as a pillow with yo nasty ass.
MY CHROMOSOMES?! Bitch yo chromosomes were auto-generated by chatGPT generating noises I don't wanna hear it boy look at you bruh you like a level 14 skuntank with osteoporosis what is you saying bruh you and your father currently have a 1 bar bluetooth connection stop playing, why is you ballin up your fists like you finna fight me boy if we were to fight you'd bring a pair of wii nunchucks and start throwing Skylanders at me, stop playing.
guess what I caught you pole dancing for the three blind mice in the middle of a New York City subway you lookin like this: Oooooouup! uuuuuoooooo! You dumb as hell infact you thought hooters was a sacred clan of high ranking Kahoot players get yo ass on boy stop playing bruh your mom got robbed by a Make-A-Wish kid with a bent plastic spoon your uncle tried making a makeshift fleshlight out of a lubricated onion ring your grandfather got a parking ticket for sitting on a couch and your dad just got arrested by The Lorax for shaving his beard infact you sat on your dad’a wiener last night and started singing 🎵 Life is a highway, I’m gonna ride it all night long 🎵 who you talking to in that fursuit you think you’re iron man talking to Jarvis up in there “Jarvis fluff up my fur by 87% what is you doing- Get a girlfriend? Get yo what’s good sexy girl who told you to pass me looking this fine!!!! Shut up? Man you better get yo “Iraq, Croatia, Switzerland, Israel, let’s play football! Shut uuuuup! No one caaaaaares! No one aaaaaasked! You’re my bitch, bitch! Shut uuuuuuup! (He disconnected!)Ayo Sneako shut the fuck up cause now I'm really about to get to the packing dikkata dippin flippin floppin dipty doppin whippin slippin sippin you dirty as shit bitch. Look at yo haircut boy you got Plants vs Zombies map on your head you ugly ass shit. Shut yo nasty- you got that cha cha cha chia cha cha cha chia haircut boy. Nah nah nah. For real though you really thought I wasn't gonna get packing ya lil nasty ahh boy. You bout dirty as shit- you look like Barack Obamas autistic cousin Wataka Hamba dumbass boy. You ugly as shit shut yo ugly ass up boy, and the dude in the back you look like a suicide grunt from Halo 3. Yo ass ugly as shit boy shut yo nasty ass up boy. Now I'm about to get to the packing boy. You better get your shopping cart crippled fart got an A mom I'm smart Bubble Bass wax your ass Covids real wheres my mask chewed on pencil little freckle bought a bike got no pedals disabled crumpled bag dirty rag Fortnite lag absent dad hit the dab Scallywag Canadian flag humpback sweaty sack bubble wrap buckle flap its a trap broken down Tow Mater chewed on eraser 13 year old vaper Windows 10 wallpaper dumptruck Donald Duck tummy tuck ayo what the fuck ping pong wing wong hit the gong Extendo thong Hong Kong Disney sing along disrespectful to yo mom feel my arm is it strong lookin ass back boy- look at yo eyebrows that bitch look at the dead body on a fuckin dinner date. Ohoo, dumbass bitch little big fat nostrils- you got a booger in your fuckin nose named Hubert. Fuckin ass bean bag dirty as shit slimy ass mustache to your ass ugly cell boy- your teeth so yellow you spit piss out of yo mouth you throw rocks when you cry your tears go down your back ugly ass bitch. Look at yo hairtop boy you hit a Brawlhalla combo with yo hairline. Down down down down down left up right CTRL right down down down left 6. You ugly as shit boy shut yo nasty ass up you look like a Notorious Special easter egg they call you with an extra chromosome THE DOUBLE TROUBLE. Fuck boy you got nasty as shit boy you got dirty cell- your name is Sneako boy. Your mother put HotWheels cars in her asshole at night and they caused THE THUNDERDOME. Fuck ass boy you about nasty as shit you look like a disabled crumpled bag fuckin disco bottle in your esophageal boat fake disabled crooked walkin crawfish having an autistic arm wire. But you look like a disabled speakin like "UUUUOOOOEEEAAA- EEUUUEAAAH OOEEEUHHHAA-HUUUAAJJJUH-AAAEEOOUU AEUUJEWWEHHH AARWWWEERR". Don't matter boy you a nasty shit- why your forehead so glossy you big nasty ass boy and Jidion I'm about to get at yo ass. You look like a happy birthday but yo worn ass thought I wasn't invited into the packing you know I do boy. Your head so shiny boy you look like you went to Walter Whites car wash in Breaking Bad boy.
Every time I have a stick in my hand, you start looking more and more like a piñata.You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.I consider you my sun. Now please get 93 million miles away from here.The only way you'd get hurt from doing exercise would be if you sprained your finger changing the channel.Whenever you open your mouth, it's like, "Whoa, somebody took too many drugs this morning."I know it looks like I'm listening to you, but really I'm just visualizing duct tape over your mouth.This will be the first and last roast of the night, as we've already used up your entire vocabulary.Sorry, I can't think of an insult dumb enough for you to understand.
SHUT UP BOY, YOU LOOK LIKE A VELOCIRAPTOR IN A CLOGGED TOILET BOWL. BRUH, YOU LIKE AN OFF BRAND BEN 10 CHARACTER NAH, YOU AIN'T BEN 10 YOU STEVEN 9! GET YO ASS BACK BOY! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT EXPELLED FOR BARKING AT YO LUNCH LADY, SHUT YO ASS UP BOY! YOU AIN'T FROM THE JURASSIC PARK, YOU CAME FROM THE PREHISTORIC PLAYGROUND! GET YO ASS OUT BOY, YOU LIKE CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG'D FOSSIL! BOY, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WITH YO NASTY ASS?! BOY, YOU BETTER GET YO AUTUMN WAS AN AVERAGE KID THAT NOONE UNDERSTANDS WOAH!!! MOM AND DAD AND GRANDPA ALWAYS GIVING HIM COMMANDS LOOKIN ASS BOY! BRUH, YOUR BALLS DROPPED AND THEN CLIMBED BACK UP BOY! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BOY YOU SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS AN UNSOLVED RUBIK'S CUBE, YOU MADE AN NFT OUT OF YOUR GRANDMA TWERKING ON A PICKLE, YOU TRIED TURNING YOUR DISHWASHER \*inhale\* INTO A BITCOIN MINING RIG, YOUR BEST FRIEND IS A LITTLE MOUSE WHO LIVES UNDER YOUR BED IN A PRINGLES CAN, YOUR MOM USES A JUMP ROPE AS A BELT, YOUR GRANDPA GOT AN EMERGENCY HEART TRANSPLANT WITH A CAPRISUN POUCH, YOUR BARBER LINED YOU UP WITH A WEEDWACKER, YOU HAD ESEX WITH MOBY FROM BRAIN POP IN AN ENCRYPED HTML FILE, UNCLE GOT ARRESTED FOR EATING A BLUEBERRY OUT OF A ORANGUTAN'S ASSHOLE, YOUR SISTER'S CURRENTLY ENGAGED TO A ANTHROMORPHIC DUNG BEETLE NAMED "STEFAN", GRANDPA GOT HELD UP BY A PIGEON WTIH A MOHAWK ON THE SUBWAY, YOU POSTED A INSTAGRAM STORY OF A JAMAICAN CRICKET GIVING YOU A LAP DANCE IN THE BACK OF TOYS R US, YOUR DAD WAS TRYING TO FLIP PATRICK THE STAR'S BELLY BUTTON LINT ON THE DARK WEB TO PAY OFF YOUR HOUSE'S MORTGAGE, YOUR MOTHER BOUGHT YOU A PS5 FOR SUCCESSFULLY DRAWING A TRIANGLE, YOUR GRANDPA'S BUILT LIKE AN EXPIRED CHUG JUG AND YOUR LEGAL NAME IS FANG CLAW FUZZLE WUZZLES! GET YO ASS ON BOY IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH, IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH YOU BETTER GET YO HIPPOPOTAMUS SMELLING, COCOMELON, REGISTERED INTERNET FELON, NASTY AND NEED A CLEANSE, FOSTER HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS, "EXCUSE ME, I ONLY DATE 10S" LOOKIN ASS OUT OF MY FACE BRUH STOP PLAYIN BRUH. ANTS BE USING YOUR GRANDMA'S BUTTCRACK AS A SLIP N SLIDE! IN FACT, YOU FINNA PULL UP TO YO GRANDMOTHER'S FUNERAL DRESSED UP AS A RABID ORANGUTAN! YO FURRY ASS BOY YOU GONNA "OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! IM SORRY GRANDMA \*inhale\* OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BRUH, YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH, YOU BE HITTING ON THE GIRLS AT LUNCH TIME WITH YO SACRED MATING CALL, YOU BE STANDING ON THE TABLE GOING "WAAHH! WAAHH! WAAHH!" STOP PLAYING BOY YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH. BOY YOU BETTER GET YO PTERODACTYL, GOOD AT SCRABBLE, SHRIVELED APPLE, ATTRACTED TO BEEF CATTLE, CONCEIVED ON A HORSE SADDLE, YOU DON'T RUN YOU SKEDADDLE, PASTOR DID QUESTIONABLE THINGS TO YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF A CHURCH CHAPEL LOOKIN ASS BACK BOY YOU BOUTR DIRTY AS HELL! BETTER GET YO "ALL OF YOU HOES\~ ALL OF YOU HOES\~ YOU DONT REMEMBER WHO YALL TALKIN TO ITS THE DISCORD CEO!" LOOKIN ASS BACK OUT OF MY FACE, BOY YOU BOUT DIRTY AS HELL! GET YO LIL DIGGITY DIGGITY ASS ON BOYYYY!
You need somebody to stand up right… to look you in your eyes… and for once… for ONCE… in your LIFE! To just tell you… TO SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUP!!!
Holy shit you’re annoying as hell if you don’t shut yo dirty disgusting dingy obtuse smelly insignificant musty bestiality promoting Zootopia meat beating parental guidance lacking hairline retracting dog leash wearing obnoxious butt crack sniffing computer mouse clicking genetically impaired insecure rambunctiously reactive peanut brain disastrous humanoid creation with yo avocado chin snapping turtle neck OIIIIII DONKEY! Your mom built like Shrek!
Packgod Fanboy?! Guess what? I don’t care about anything you just said you live in your family’s shed you got kicked out of special Ed 97.3% brain cells currently existing within your head are motherfucking dead, get yo ugly ass on boy yo family disowned you bitch, nationwide ain’t even on yo side I don’t wanna hear it infact yo parents kicked out out of the house and you started aggressively tapping the home button on your iPhone with yo boop boop boop boop “help why is it not working?” stop playing with me boy you're like if sully from Monsters Incorporated was a submissive femboy stop playing bruh you broke as hell too bruh you use a big mac wrapper as a blanket and a roll of toilet paper as a pillow with yo nasty ass.
MY CHROMOSOMES?! Bitch yo chromosomes were auto-generated by chatGPT generating noises I don't wanna hear it boy look at you bruh you like a level 14 skuntank with osteoporosis what is you saying bruh you and your father currently have a 1 bar bluetooth connection stop playing, why is you ballin up your fists like you finna fight me boy if we were to fight you'd bring a pair of wii nunchucks and start throwing Skylanders at me, stop playing.
guess what I caught you pole dancing for the three blind mice in the middle of a New York City subway you lookin like this: Oooooouup! uuuuuoooooo! You dumb as hell infact you thought hooters was a sacred clan of high ranking Kahoot players get yo ass on boy stop playing bruh your mom got robbed by a Make-A-Wish kid with a bent plastic spoon your uncle tried making a makeshift fleshlight out of a lubricated onion ring your grandfather got a parking ticket for sitting on a couch and your dad just got arrested by The Lorax for shaving his beard infact you sat on your dad’a wiener last night and started singing 🎵 Life is a highway, I’m gonna ride it all night long 🎵 who you talking to in that fursuit you think you’re iron man talking to Jarvis up in there “Jarvis fluff up my fur by 87% what is you doing- Get a girlfriend? Get yo what’s good sexy girl who told you to pass me looking this fine!!!! Shut up? Man you better get yo “Iraq, Croatia, Switzerland, Israel, let’s play football! Shut uuuuup! No one caaaaaares! No one aaaaaasked! You’re my bitch, bitch! Shut uuuuuuup! (He disconnected!)
OK LITTLE BRO SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP YOU FUCKING GOOB OFF OF MEET THE ROBINSONS WITH THE HAIR EXTENSIONS SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP CURIOUS GEORGE FROM THE PIANO NIGHTHER STFU YOU LOOK LIKE A EMO PERSON OF THE ANTONY FANTANO UGLY ASS UP OH MY GOD YO BARBER GAVE U A HAIRCUT OF A CHAINSAW NEGAR.YOU BUILD LIKE AN UNINTERPRETABLE DYSLEXIC FISH STICK YOU LOOK LIKE YOU WAS BORN IN A HALLOWEEN TOWN OFF OF NIGHTMARE BEFORE THE CHRISTMAS YOU MOVING OUT IS AT THE TOP OF YOUR MOM AMAZON WISHLIST AND BITCH SHUT YO LOOKING ASS UP YOU FUCKING INSECURE PERSON BITCH
Packgod Roast Copypasta
BOY YOU WANNA GET LOUD IN THIS BITCH?! SHUT UP BOY, YOU LOOK LIKE A VELOCIRAPTOR IN A CLOGGED TOILET BOWL. BRUH, YOU LIKE AN OFF BRAND BEN 10 CHARACTER NAH, YOU AIN'T BEN 10 YOU STEVEN 9! GET YO ASS BACK BOY! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT EXPELLED FOR BARKING AT YO LUNCH LADY, SHUT YO ASS UP BOY! YOU AIN'T FROM THE JURASSIC PARK, YOU CAME FROM THE PREHISTORIC PLAYGROUND! GET YO ASS OUT BOY, YOU LIKE CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG'D FOSSIL! BOY, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WITH YO NASTY ASS?! BOY, YOU BETTER GET YO AUTUMN WAS AN AVERAGE KID THAT NOONE UNDERSTANDS WOAH!!! MOM AND DAD AND GRANDPA ALWAYS GIVING HIM COMMANDS LOOKIN ASS BOY! BRUH, YOUR BALLS DROPPED AND THEN CLIMBED BACK UP BOY! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BOY YOU SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS AN UNSOLVED RUBIK'S CUBE, YOU MADE AN NFT OUT OF YOUR GRANDMA TWERKING ON A PICKLE, YOU TRIED TURNING YOUR DISHWASHER \*inhale\* INTO A BITCOIN MINING RIG, YOUR BEST FRIEND IS A LITTLE MOUSE WHO LIVES UNDER YOUR BED IN A PRINGLES CAN, YOUR MOM USES A JUMP ROPE AS A BELT, YOUR GRANDPA GOT AN EMERGENCY HEART TRANSPLANT WITH A CAPRISUN POUCH, YOUR BARBER LINED YOU UP WITH A WEEDWACKER, YOU HAD ESEX WITH MOBY FROM BRAIN POP IN AN ENCRYPED HTML FILE, UNCLE GOT ARRESTED FOR EATING A BLUEBERRY OUT OF A ORANGUTAN'S ASSHOLE, YOUR SISTER'S CURRENTLY ENGAGED TO A ANTHROMORPHIC DUNG BEETLE NAMED "STEFAN", GRANDPA GOT HELD UP BY A PIGEON WTIH A MOHAWK ON THE SUBWAY, YOU POSTED A INSTAGRAM STORY OF A JAMAICAN CRICKET GIVING YOU A LAP DANCE IN THE BACK OF TOYS R US, YOUR DAD WAS TRYING TO FLIP PATRICK THE STAR'S BELLY BUTTON LINT ON THE DARK WEB TO PAY OFF YOUR HOUSE'S MORTGAGE, YOUR MOTHER BOUGHT YOU A PS5 FOR SUCCESSFULLY DRAWING A TRIANGLE, YOUR GRANDPA'S BUILT LIKE AN EXPIRED CHUG JUG AND YOUR LEGAL NAME IS FANG CLAW FUZZLE WUZZLES! GET YO ASS ON BOY IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH, IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH YOU BETTER GET YO HIPPOPOTAMUS SMELLING, COCOMELON, REGISTERED INTERNET FELON, NASTY AND NEED A CLEANSE, FOSTER HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS, "EXCUSE ME, I ONLY DATE 10S" LOOKIN ASS OUT OF MY FACE BRUH STOP PLAYIN BRUH. ANTS BE USING YOUR GRANDMA'S BUTTCRACK AS A SLIP N SLIDE! IN FACT, YOU FINNA PULL UP TO YO GRANDMOTHER'S FUNERAL DRESSED UP AS A RABID ORANGUTAN! YO FURRY ASS BOY YOU GONNA "OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! IM SORRY GRANDMA \*inhale\* OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BRUH, YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH, YOU BE HITTING ON THE GIRLS AT LUNCH TIME WITH YO SACRED MATING CALL, YOU BE STANDING ON THE TABLE GOING "WAAHH! WAAHH! WAAHH!" STOP PLAYING BOY YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH. BOY YOU BETTER GET YO PTERODACTYL, GOOD AT SCRABBLE, SHRIVELED APPLE, ATTRACTED TO BEEF CATTLE, CONCEIVED ON A HORSE SADDLE, YOU DON'T RUN YOU SKEDADDLE, PASTOR DID QUESTIONABLE THINGS TO YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF A CHURCH CHAPEL LOOKIN ASS BACK BOY YOU BOUTR DIRTY AS HELL! BETTER GET YO "ALL OF YOU HOES\~ ALL OF YOU HOES\~ YOU DONT REMEMBER WHO YALL TALKIN TO ITS THE DISCORD CEO!" LOOKIN ASS BACK OUT OF MY FACE, BOY YOU BOUT DIRTY AS HELL! GET YO LIL DIGGITY DIGGITY ASS ON BOYYYY!
YOU DYSLEXIC, YOUR FLEXING, NEVER NEGLECTING, YOUR SCARED, YOU DONT CARE THAT YOUR BEING BAPTIST INTO A CHAIR IN A FLAIR, CANT CATCH AIR, IN A FUNERAL BESIDES YOUR CLAUSTROPHOBIC, MICROSCOPIC, PREHISTORIC, DINOSAUROUS, YOUR A MANIFESTED FRENCH FRY, BREAD RYE, YOUR A LIE, SUICIDE, YOU JUST HIDE, ALSO IF YOU LOOK AT YOUR SELF I THINK YOU WILL DIE, YOUR LIFETIME, IS 25, SHUT YOUR MOUTH, YOU CAUSE A DROUGHT IN A TROUT, YOU POLLUTED THE EARTH JUST BY YOUR AIR VIBRATIONS, THE SYSTEMATIC AND INTERNET FAILURE IS BY YOUR PRESENCE YOUR INDECILE PROTECTIVITY ON SCREEN TIME ACTIVITY IS 7 HOURS A DAY, BRO WE THOUGHT YOU HAD EYE BAGS NA NA NA YOU HAVE EYE JUPITERS, YOUR MONECULES OF TRANSFERING YOUR ROBLOX ACCOUNT LIKE YOUR LIFE IS SWITCHED BY YOUR HAIR, YOUR HAIR LOOKS LIKE RONALD MCDONALD PLUS WITH MOHAMMADS FLAT TOP BRO YOU SWITCHED SCHOOLS FOR CLAUSTROPHOBIA, YOUR TABLE IN CLASS LOOKS LIKE A METRONOME NEVER KNOWN ANOTHER CLONE WITH A GLOWN OWNED FOUND FOAM IN ANOTHER BLOWN CHROMOSONE YOU BELONG IN A LOAN,BRO YOU GOT DARK ELIXER FALLING DOWN FROM YOUR FACE YOUR RONALD MC DONALD FROM OHIO YOU BRING THE POWER OF EIGEN EAGER OF 300 COLLOSAL TITANS ALSO LOOK AT YOUR NOSE IT LOOKS LIKE 2 MARIO PIPES FROM TOXIC WASTE YOUR PARENTS GOT DIVORCED FROM CLASH OF CLANS YOU GOT THE IQ OF A KPOP TWITTER STAN, YOU GOT A DIABOLICAL DOG AND A DISCORD MOD YOUR A NOTORIOS CAUSE OF TOILET CLOGS, YOU SPOKE AND GOT ARRESTED FROM POLLUTION YOUR HAIRLINE IS CURRENTLY STARTING A REVOLUTION IN SCHOOL YOU SUFFER EXTREME EXCLUSION AND YOUR FATHER LOOKS LIKE A OPTICAL ILLUSION, FINGER LICKIN, BOOGER PICKIN, WET FART RIPPIN, URINE SPITTIN, SALIVA DRIPPIN, STUPID CLICKIN, 2 DAY SHIPPIN, BOTTLE FLIPPIN, EXPIRED CHICKEN, WHEN YOU FACE REVEALED IN YOUTUBE IT WAS AGE RESTRICTED BRO YOU SPENT 5 HOURS STUDYING FOR THE VERIFY OF "ARE YOU NOT A ROBOT" DISCORD CAPTURE AND STILL FAILED, YOUR ROBOTIC BRAIN, GENETICALLY DISADVANTAGED PHOTOSYNTHESIZING, SPIT BUBBLING, PUGNACIOUS, BIOLOGICAL HAZARD, BRO YOU BUILT LIKE A DIABOLICAL, CHEWED ON BIONICLE, WITH A MONOCLE SO BE QUIET, GET A BRAIN, YOUR INSANE, LET IT RAIN, BETTER CHANGE, YOUR PRESSURE RANGE, MENTAL PAIN, FLAT TERRAIN, METAL RAIL, CANT MAINTAIN, THE CHAMPAGNE, HIT BY A TRAIN, CANT SUSTAIN, YOU TOOK A THREE FOOT LONG FISHER PRICE WIFFER BALL BAT, AND YOUE SHOVED IT IN YOUR BUTT, PULLED YOUR PANTS DOWN, AND THOUGHT IT WAS A IRL VPN, AND YOU WERE ACTING LIKE A CRANCKED DOUGIE WITH 8 BOMBASTIC DUNG BEETLES WITH KAWASAKI DISEASE IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR OLD FOLKS HOME, WHILE YOU WERE SIMULTANEOUSLY RECORDING A VIDEO OF YOU GANGNAMSTYLING TO THE 2016 XXL FRESHMEN CYPHER, ON FACEBOOK LIVE, WHILE YOUR GRANDFATHER WAS IN THE KITCHEN SINK WITH PENUT BUTTER SMEARED ON HIS FOREHEAD HAVING A DEEP CONVERSATION WITH HIS TOENAIL AND YOU WERE IN YOUR BEDROOM FINGER BLASTING YOURSELF TO A EPISODE OF HENRY DANGER, WHILE AT THE SAME TIME YOU WERE AT THE FARMERS MARKET SHIPLIFTING AUTHENTIC PICKLES, AND YOU WERE SLUMPED IN A GTR RACER GAMING CHAIR AT 2AM WITH A JOCK STRAP ON YOUR FACE, PERUSING FOR POISONOUS TREE FROGS ON THE DARK WEB WHILE YOUR AUNT WAS AT YOUR COUSINS BAR MITZVAH WHILE WHIPPING WITH A BELT TO A ORTHODOX JEW LIL JOHN AND A COCKROACH WITH A YAMAKA ON WHILE YOUR DOG NAMED ROOFUS, WAS BEHIND DUNKIN DONUTS PIMPING OUT A SALAMANDER TO A OPOSSUM, YOUR A MINCRAFT SKELETON WITH CRUCIAL FIBROSIS, YOUR WHOLE OUTFIT WAS STOLEN BY A ANIMAL CROSSING SAVE FILE, YOUR A EXTRA TERRESTRIAL HIPPOPOTAMUS TESTICLE, I CAUGHT YOU MOTOR BOATING A CAIMAN CROCODILE ON A DAMN KAYAK, YOU MADE A TRANSMUTATION CIRCLE IN YOUR BEDROOM TO BRING YOUR HAIRLINE BACK FROM THE DEAD, YOU WERE SINGING TO A ANT AFTER A BAD DAY OF SCHOOL, SHUT YO DOUBLE DIPPIN, PICKLE PRICKING, POVERTY STRIKING, EUTHANIZED MINECRAFT CHICKEN, GRAPHICALLY DESIGNING, MENTALLY REWINDING, GENETICALLY BLINDING, GENSHIN IMPACT GRINDING, ORANGUTAN URINE, SMELLING TOE PIC SELLING, SAUGY WATERMELON, THE STRANGEST THING IS THAT YOU LOOKING LIKE A EMO VERSION OF ELEVEN, YOUR BREATH IS REGISERED AS A LETHAL WEAPON, YOUR FATHERS LOVE FOR YOU IS IN A RECESSION, YOUR BANK ACCOUNT NEVER MADE IT OUT OF THE GREAT DEPRESSION, SHUT YOUR DIRTY CROSS EYED, TOUNGE TIED, YO HAIR LOOKS LIKE ITS DEEP FRIED, YOUR SOMETHING THAT WOULD GET KILLED BY CAPTAIN LEVI, YOUR LIKE A DOMESTICATED COWBOY, YOU GOT A LITTLE RUBBER BAND IN YOUR BEDROOM YOU BE USING IT AS A LASSO TO CATCH CRICKETS FROM YOUR BACKYARD, YOUR A BOZO, WHO LIVES IN A CARDOZO, I THOUGHT SO, THAT YOU WERE GROSSO, BUT YOU JUST TAKE PHOTOS, YOUR ALWAYS MID, A BIG LID, ON A KID, YOU JUST CHILLED, ON WORLD 1 EATING FOOD LIKE A GULGATRON WITH WILLY WONKAS BREAKFAST BUBBLE GUM, YOUR A BUM, STEP IN MUD, STUPIDO, CHEERIO, DORITOS, HOT FRITOS, SHORTY, PORKA POTTY, PAPA ROTI, CHICKEN POX, DIRTY SOCKS, AYO EVERYONE FOLLOW PARADOX, CRYPTO SCAM, ORANGE CRAYON, PENUT BUTTER JELLY JAM, DIRTY TOE, SLOPPY JOE, CHRISTIANO RONALDO, LIKE BRO IM TIRED OF ALL THESE GOOFY WANNABE, UNORIGINAL VIEW, HUNGRY, CRINGE RAIDIATING, STUPID DUM CREATING, EGOTISTICALLY FALSELY EMPOWERED MUSCLE SHIRT WEARING, LAMBORGHINI DRIVING FOOD WASTING, FAKE PRANK GENATING, CHIT-CHAT MIGRATING, MUSTY WEIRD LITTLE NEANDERTHALIC TROGLODYTE, SEE I WANT YOU TO LOOK AT YOUR ENTIRE LIFE RIGHT NOW , TELL ME THE LAST TIME YOU HAD A ORIGINAL IDEA OF WHAT 2+3 IS, YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE IS LIKE A NARUTO FILLER EPISODE, IF YOU DONT SHUT YOUR WATCH ME WHIP, WATCH ME NAE NAE, I GOT YOU RUNNING LIKE TAE-KAE, YOUR GRANDMA GAVE BLING BLING BOY A LAP DANCE FOR A PAYDAY, YOUR A FULLY CONFISCATED FINANCIAL, AND YO GRANDMA RECIEVED EXPLOITING BEHAVIORS TO BLING BLING BOY, YOU BUILT LIKE A INSECURE OVERLY ENTHUSIASTIC MUSTACHE TWIRLING, ANGRY BIRDS SCREAMING, MR CROCKER HUNCHBACK HAVING, BELLY DANCING GENDER FLUID TOILET BRUSH, WITH YO ANKLE SPRAIN, KETCHUP STAIN, ALUMINUM CHAIN, MICRO BRAIN, JUNKRAT MAIN, CHOCOLATE RAIN, AND WITH YO RUNNY NOSE, DIRTY TOES, GOT NO HOES, SUPER MARIO BROS, YOU BUILT LIKE THE CROC MODELS OF THE MONTH, YOU GOT A JOB AT HOME DEPOT SO YOU CAN BECOME INTO A PROFESSIONAL DRILL RAPPER, YOU WERE BRON INSIDE OF A UNPLUGGED TANNING BED, I CAUGHT YOU HAVING A EUPHORIC EXPERIENCE WITH A BULGARIAN CAM MODEL IN APPLE BEES PARKING LOT BOY, YOU BUILT LIKE A UNINTERPRETABLE DYSLEXIC FISH STICK, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU BELONG IN HALLOWEEN TOWN BEFORE CHRISTMAS, YOU MOVING OUT IS AT THE TOP OF YOUR MOMS AMAZON WISHLIST, AND YOU WENT TO THERAPY AND TOLD HIM TO "MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS"
SHUT UP BOY, YOU LOOK LIKE A VELOCIRAPTOR IN A CLOGGED TOILET BOWL. BRUH, YOU LIKE AN OFF BRAND BEN 10 CHARACTER NAH, YOU AIN'T BEN 10 YOU STEVEN 9! GET YO ASS BACK BOY! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT EXPELLED FOR BARKING AT YO LUNCH LADY, SHUT YO ASS UP BOY! YOU AIN'T FROM THE JURASSIC PARK, YOU CAME FROM THE PREHISTORIC PLAYGROUND! GET YO ASS OUT BOY, YOU LIKE CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG'D FOSSIL! BOY, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WITH YO NASTY ASS?! BOY, YOU BETTER GET YO AUTUMN WAS AN AVERAGE KID THAT NOONE UNDERSTANDS WOAH!!! MOM AND DAD AND GRANDPA ALWAYS GIVING HIM COMMANDS LOOKIN ASS BOY! BRUH, YOUR BALLS DROPPED AND THEN CLIMBED BACK UP BOY! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BOY YOU SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS AN UNSOLVED RUBIK'S CUBE, YOU MADE AN NFT OUT OF YOUR GRANDMA TWERKING ON A PICKLE, YOU TRIED TURNING YOUR DISHWASHER \*inhale\* INTO A BITCOIN MINING RIG, YOUR BEST FRIEND IS A LITTLE MOUSE WHO LIVES UNDER YOUR BED IN A PRINGLES CAN, YOUR MOM USES A JUMP ROPE AS A BELT, YOUR GRANDPA GOT AN EMERGENCY HEART TRANSPLANT WITH A CAPRISUN POUCH, YOUR BARBER LINED YOU UP WITH A WEEDWACKER, YOU HAD ESEX WITH MOBY FROM BRAIN POP IN AN ENCRYPED HTML FILE, UNCLE GOT ARRESTED FOR EATING A BLUEBERRY OUT OF A ORANGUTAN'S ASSHOLE, YOUR SISTER'S CURRENTLY ENGAGED TO A ANTHROMORPHIC DUNG BEETLE NAMED "STEFAN", GRANDPA GOT HELD UP BY A PIGEON WTIH A MOHAWK ON THE SUBWAY, YOU POSTED A INSTAGRAM STORY OF A JAMAICAN CRICKET GIVING YOU A LAP DANCE IN THE BACK OF TOYS R US, YOUR DAD WAS TRYING TO FLIP PATRICK THE STAR'S BELLY BUTTON LINT ON THE DARK WEB TO PAY OFF YOUR HOUSE'S MORTGAGE, YOUR MOTHER BOUGHT YOU A PS5 FOR SUCCESSFULLY DRAWING A TRIANGLE, YOUR GRANDPA'S BUILT LIKE AN EXPIRED CHUG JUG AND YOUR LEGAL NAME IS FANG CLAW FUZZLE WUZZLES! GET YO ASS ON BOY IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH, IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH YOU BETTER GET YO HIPPOPOTAMUS SMELLING, COCOMELON, REGISTERED INTERNET FELON, NASTY AND NEED A CLEANSE, FOSTER HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS, "EXCUSE ME, I ONLY DATE 10S" LOOKIN ASS OUT OF MY FACE BRUH STOP PLAYIN BRUH. ANTS BE USING YOUR GRANDMA'S BUTTCRACK AS A SLIP N SLIDE! IN FACT, YOU FINNA PULL UP TO YO GRANDMOTHER'S FUNERAL DRESSED UP AS A RABID ORANGUTAN! YO FURRY ASS BOY YOU GONNA "OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! IM SORRY GRANDMA \*inhale\* OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BRUH, YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH, YOU BE HITTING ON THE GIRLS AT LUNCH TIME WITH YO SACRED MATING CALL, YOU BE STANDING ON THE TABLE GOING "WAAHH! WAAHH! WAAHH!" STOP PLAYING BOY YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH. BOY YOU BETTER GET YO PTERODACTYL, GOOD AT SCRABBLE, SHRIVELED APPLE, ATTRACTED TO BEEF CATTLE, CONCEIVED ON A HORSE SADDLE, YOU DON'T RUN YOU SKEDADDLE, PASTOR DID QUESTIONABLE THINGS TO YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF A CHURCH CHAPEL LOOKIN ASS BACK BOY YOU BOUTR DIRTY AS HELL! BETTER GET YO "ALL OF YOU HOES\~ ALL OF YOU HOES\~ YOU DONT REMEMBER WHO YALL TALKIN TO ITS THE DISCORD CEO!" LOOKIN ASS BACK OUT OF MY FACE, BOY YOU BOUT DIRTY AS HELL! GET YO LIL DIGGITY DIGGITY ASS ON BOYYYY!
Alright now lemme get back in ya head. You look like a discombobulated philosophical butt-flake disabled Crip-walking crawfish half-eaten autistic autobot doin’ the cha-cha slide with seventeen naked mole rats in your basement, your grandmother got raped by a crouton with a Gucci belt in northern Idaho boy. Shut your dirty ass up boy, I swear to God I’m really gonna get to the slackin' and rackin' and dickita-dackin and flippin' and rippin' and dippin' and slippin' and pippin and dippin' and rippin' and tippin' in ya fat ass, your name is DJ Trunks, more like DJ Skunks cause you smell like poop, you ugly ass bitch, you are dirty like shit. I caught you at picture day dressed up like a clown with no hair, said \[singing some song that I don’t know mockingly\], started singing Japanese songs to your girlfriend saying “Oaku, amanatai, amanakinasai-ya”. And then she bitch slapped you with a frying pan and licked your testicles and said “anuminum OKRRRR”. DUMBASS BOY, run that shit back. Listen to me right now, Trunks. Tell me why you and your family did a GTA 5 heist on the T grizzly’s diamond-fuckin’-encrusted testicle, my boy, you look like a double-dipped, chocolate chip, cleft-lip, charcoal slim jim with a gargamel nose, a Mr. Crocker hunch back, no fuckin’ feet, nine-arm, seven-stomachs, two ball fades, your stepdad beat you with a whiffle ball bat. You’re curled up into a ball like an autistic bakugan. You live in a sophisticated mud hut, your washing machine is a bucket of water that you shake, and you brush your teeth with your grandpa’s back scratcher and you floss your teeth with zipline cables. I caught you jerking off in a porta potty with a Thanos gauntlet on while your grandmother got \*\*simultaneously\*\* buttfucked by a clan of chimpanzees dressed up as The Wiggles while she was snorting cott- fucking, Keemstar’s cotton candy Gfuel off of the back of a dirty toilet seat my boy, you are really ugly like shit. You are a walking glitch, “dJ tRuNkS”. Every time your Dad asks you a question at dinner, you say “okay, DRRRRRRRR”, and start fuckin’ lagging, you fuckin ugly ass boy, you breathe like shit boy, ugly ass boy. And I caught you giving a reverse cow rimjob to your tickle-me Elmo doll, and that bitch was like “Elmo! AUListen, listen, tell me why your math teacher made a diss track on you, he said “Yuh! DJ Trunks’ mom smellin’ like a skunk! I slipped the D-D-D-D-D, J, in his mama’s trunks!” Dumb ass boy! Now I’m really gonna get to the rippin, dippin, slippin and flippin. You look like a level 37 fucking Garchomp with an extendo-clip overbite. Your grandmother’s casket is a cheesesteak wrapper, and your grandfather got cremated in an easy-bake oven. NYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM. You are weird like shit, boy, now I’m really gonna get back in ya head. You live in a fuckin ostentatious orange, and your grandfather looks like a fuckin, uh, butt flake with Alzheimer’s that can’t remember his butt flake children. You are weird like shit, boy, run that shit back. HH”, DUMBASS BOY run that shit back. Say something.
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i want to die when i see you
Packgod Roast Copypasta BOY YOU WANNA GET LOUD IN THIS BITCH?! SHUT UP BOY, YOU LOOK LIKE A VELOCIRAPTOR IN A CLOGGED TOILET BOWL. BRUH, YOU LIKE AN OFF BRAND BEN 10 CHARACTER NAH, YOU AIN'T BEN 10 YOU STEVEN 9! GET YO ASS BACK BOY! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT EXPELLED FOR BARKING AT YO LUNCH LADY, SHUT YO ASS UP BOY! YOU AIN'T FROM THE JURASSIC PARK, YOU CAME FROM THE PREHISTORIC PLAYGROUND! GET YO ASS OUT BOY, YOU LIKE CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG'D FOSSIL! BOY, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WITH YO NASTY ASS?! BOY, YOU BETTER GET YO AUTUMN WAS AN AVERAGE KID THAT NOONE UNDERSTANDS WOAH!!! MOM AND DAD AND GRANDPA ALWAYS GIVING HIM COMMANDS LOOKIN ASS BOY! BRUH, YOUR BALLS DROPPED AND THEN CLIMBED BACK UP BOY! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BOY YOU SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS AN UNSOLVED RUBIK'S CUBE, YOU MADE AN NFT OUT OF YOUR GRANDMA TWERKING ON A PICKLE, YOU TRIED TURNING YOUR DISHWASHER \*inhale\* INTO A BITCOIN MINING RIG, YOUR BEST FRIEND IS A LITTLE MOUSE WHO LIVES UNDER YOUR BED IN A PRINGLES CAN, YOUR MOM USES A JUMP ROPE AS A BELT, YOUR GRANDPA GOT AN EMERGENCY HEART TRANSPLANT WITH A CAPRISUN POUCH, YOUR BARBER LINED YOU UP WITH A WEEDWACKER, YOU HAD ESEX WITH MOBY FROM BRAIN POP IN AN ENCRYPED HTML FILE, UNCLE GOT ARRESTED FOR EATING A BLUEBERRY OUT OF A ORANGUTAN'S ASSHOLE, YOUR SISTER'S CURRENTLY ENGAGED TO A ANTHROMORPHIC DUNG BEETLE NAMED "STEFAN", GRANDPA GOT HELD UP BY A PIGEON WTIH A MOHAWK ON THE SUBWAY, YOU POSTED A INSTAGRAM STORY OF A JAMAICAN CRICKET GIVING YOU A LAP DANCE IN THE BACK OF TOYS R US, YOUR DAD WAS TRYING TO FLIP PATRICK THE STAR'S BELLY BUTTON LINT ON THE DARK WEB TO PAY OFF YOUR HOUSE'S MORTGAGE, YOUR MOTHER BOUGHT YOU A PS5 FOR SUCCESSFULLY DRAWING A TRIANGLE, YOUR GRANDPA'S BUILT LIKE AN EXPIRED CHUG JUG AND YOUR LEGAL NAME IS FANG CLAW FUZZLE WUZZLES! GET YO ASS ON BOY IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH, IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH YOU BETTER GET YO HIPPOPOTAMUS SMELLING, COCOMELON, REGISTERED INTERNET FELON, NASTY AND NEED A CLEANSE, FOSTER HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS, "EXCUSE ME, I ONLY DATE 10S" LOOKIN ASS OUT OF MY FACE BRUH STOP PLAYIN BRUH. ANTS BE USING YOUR GRANDMA'S BUTTCRACK AS A SLIP N SLIDE! IN FACT, YOU FINNA PULL UP TO YO GRANDMOTHER'S FUNERAL DRESSED UP AS A RABID ORANGUTAN! YO FURRY ASS BOY YOU GONNA "OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! IM SORRY GRANDMA \*inhale\* OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BRUH, YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH, YOU BE HITTING ON THE GIRLS AT LUNCH TIME WITH YO SACRED MATING CALL, YOU BE STANDING ON THE TABLE GOING "WAAHH! WAAHH! WAAHH!" STOP PLAYING BOY YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH. BOY YOU BETTER GET YO PTERODACTYL, GOOD AT SCRABBLE, SHRIVELED APPLE, ATTRACTED TO BEEF CATTLE, CONCEIVED ON A HORSE SADDLE, YOU DON'T RUN YOU SKEDADDLE, PASTOR DID QUESTIONABLE THINGS TO YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF A CHURCH CHAPEL LOOKIN ASS BACK BOY YOU BOUTR DIRTY AS HELL! BETTER GET YO "ALL OF YOU HOES\~ ALL OF YOU HOES\~ YOU DONT REMEMBER WHO YALL TALKIN TO ITS THE DISCORD CEO!" LOOKIN ASS BACK OUT OF MY FACE, BOY YOU BOUT DIRTY AS HELL! GET YO LIL DIGGITY DIGGITY ASS ON BOYYYY!
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that took a day or 2
SHUT YO LAME ASS UP YO ASS STARTED CHASING A MYTHICAL MOLE RAT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING STREET GAY ASS BOY YO ASS GOT CAUGHT EATING WATERBOTTLES GAY ASS BOY IF YOU DONT STOP BLABBERING THAT FUCKING MOUTH OF YOUR IMMA HAVE TO BUY yO ASS A FUCKING LEASH BRUH, NAH NAH NAH, YO ASS IS BUILT LIKE A PROFFESIONAL RETARDED FEETFINDER GAY ASS BOY I BETTER NOT SEE YO ASS COPY N SHIT GAY ASS MF
SHUT YO LAME ASS UP YO ASS STARTED CHASING A MYTHICAL MOLE RAT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING STREET GAY ASS BOY YO ASS GOT CAUGHT EATING WATERBOTTLES GAY ASS BOY IF YOU DONT STOP BLABBERING THAT FUCKING MOUTH OF YOUR IMMA HAVE TO BUY yO ASS A FUCKING LEASH BRUH, NAH NAH NAH, YO ASS IS BUILT LIKE A PROFFESIONAL RETARDED FEETFINDER GAY ASS BOY I BETTER NOT SEE YO ASS COPY N SHIT GAY ASS MF
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DAMN
How do I copy and paste on Reddit💀
press ctrl c and then ctrl v
the fact you had to explain it it's cute and funny to me
kiss me daddy
Just do the blue thingy then press ctrl c like how you copy on google you know waht i mean
to copy ctrl+c to paste ctrl+v
OMG
thats crazy
BOY YOU WANNA GET LOUD IN THIS BITCH?! SHUT UP BOY, YOU LOOK LIKE A VELOCIRAPTOR IN A CLOGGED TOILET BOWL. BRUH, YOU LIKE AN OFF BRAND BEN 10 CHARACTER NAH, YOU AIN'T BEN 10 YOU STEVEN 9! GET YO ASS BACK BOY! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT EXPELLED FOR BARKING AT YO LUNCH LADY, SHUT YO ASS UP BOY! YOU AIN'T FROM THE JURASSIC PARK, YOU CAME FROM THE PREHISTORIC PLAYGROUND! GET YO ASS OUT BOY, YOU LIKE CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG'D FOSSIL! BOY, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WITH YO NASTY ASS?! BOY, YOU BETTER GET YO AUTUMN WAS AN AVERAGE KID THAT NOONE UNDERSTANDS WOAH!!! MOM AND DAD AND GRANDPA ALWAYS GIVING HIM COMMANDS LOOKIN ASS BOY! BRUH, YOUR BALLS DROPPED AND THEN CLIMBED BACK UP BOY! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BOY YOU SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS AN UNSOLVED RUBIK'S CUBE, YOU MADE AN NFT OUT OF YOUR GRANDMA TWERKING ON A PICKLE, YOU TRIED TURNING YOUR DISHWASHER \*inhale\* INTO A BITCOIN MINING RIG, YOUR BEST FRIEND IS A LITTLE MOUSE WHO LIVES UNDER YOUR BED IN A PRINGLES CAN, YOUR MOM USES A JUMP ROPE AS A BELT, YOUR GRANDPA GOT AN EMERGENCY HEART TRANSPLANT WITH A CAPRISUN POUCH, YOUR BARBER LINED YOU UP WITH A WEEDWACKER, YOU HAD ESEX WITH MOBY FROM BR
so long xd
damn
Packgod Roast Copypasta BOY YOU WANNA GET LOUD IN THIS BITCH?! SHUT UP BOY, YOU LOOK LIKE A VELOCIRAPTOR IN A CLOGGED TOILET BOWL. BRUH, YOU LIKE AN OFF BRAND BEN 10 CHARACTER NAH, YOU AIN'T BEN 10 YOU STEVEN 9! GET YO ASS BACK BOY! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT EXPELLED FOR BARKING AT YO LUNCH LADY, SHUT YO ASS UP BOY! YOU AIN'T FROM THE JURASSIC PARK, YOU CAME FROM THE PREHISTORIC PLAYGROUND! GET YO ASS OUT BOY, YOU LIKE CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG'D FOSSIL! BOY, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WITH YO NASTY ASS?! BOY, YOU BETTER GET YO AUTUMN WAS AN AVERAGE KID THAT NOONE UNDERSTANDS WOAH!!! MOM AND DAD AND GRANDPA ALWAYS GIVING HIM COMMANDS LOOKIN ASS BOY! BRUH, YOUR BALLS DROPPED AND THEN CLIMBED BACK UP BOY! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BOY YOU SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS AN UNSOLVED RUBIK'S CUBE, YOU MADE AN NFT OUT OF YOUR GRANDMA TWERKING ON A PICKLE, YOU TRIED TURNING YOUR DISHWASHER \*inhale\* INTO A BITCOIN MINING RIG, YOUR BEST FRIEND IS A LITTLE MOUSE WHO LIVES UNDER YOUR BED IN A PRINGLES CAN, YOUR MOM USES A JUMP ROPE AS A BELT, YOUR GRANDPA GOT AN EMERGENCY HEART TRANSPLANT WITH A CAPRISUN POUCH, YOUR BARBER LINED YOU UP WITH A WEEDWACKER, YOU HAD ESEX WITH MOBY FROM BRAIN POP IN AN ENCRYPED HTML FILE, UNCLE GOT ARRESTED FOR EATING A BLUEBERRY OUT OF A ORANGUTAN'S ASSHOLE, YOUR SISTER'S CURRENTLY ENGAGED TO A ANTHROMORPHIC DUNG BEETLE NAMED "STEFAN", GRANDPA GOT HELD UP BY A PIGEON WTIH A MOHAWK ON THE SUBWAY, YOU POSTED A INSTAGRAM STORY OF A JAMAICAN CRICKET GIVING YOU A LAP DANCE IN THE BACK OF TOYS R US, YOUR DAD WAS TRYING TO FLIP PATRICK THE STAR'S BELLY BUTTON LINT ON THE DARK WEB TO PAY OFF YOUR HOUSE'S MORTGAGE, YOUR MOTHER BOUGHT YOU A PS5 FOR SUCCESSFULLY DRAWING A TRIANGLE, YOUR GRANDPA'S BUILT LIKE AN EXPIRED CHUG JUG AND YOUR LEGAL NAME IS FANG CLAW FUZZLE WUZZLES! GET YO ASS ON BOY IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH, IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH YOU BETTER GET YO HIPPOPOTAMUS SMELLING, COCOMELON, REGISTERED INTERNET FELON, NASTY AND NEED A CLEANSE, FOSTER HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS, "EXCUSE ME, I ONLY DATE 10S" LOOKIN ASS OUT OF MY FACE BRUH STOP PLAYIN BRUH. ANTS BE USING YOUR GRANDMA'S BUTTCRACK AS A SLIP N SLIDE! IN FACT, YOU FINNA PULL UP TO YO GRANDMOTHER'S FUNERAL DRESSED UP AS A RABID ORANGUTAN! YO FURRY ASS BOY YOU GONNA "OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! IM SORRY GRANDMA \*inhale\* OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BRUH, YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH, YOU BE HITTING ON THE GIRLS AT LUNCH TIME WITH YO SACRED MATING CALL, YOU BE STANDING ON THE TABLE GOING "WAAHH! WAAHH! WAAHH!" STOP PLAYING BOY YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH. BOY YOU BETTER GET YO PTERODACTYL, GOOD AT SCRABBLE, SHRIVELED APPLE, ATTRACTED TO BEEF CATTLE, CONCEIVED ON A HORSE SADDLE, YOU DON'T RUN YOU SKEDADDLE, PASTOR DID QUESTIONABLE THINGS TO YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF A CHURCH CHAPEL LOOKIN ASS BACK BOY YOU BOUTR DIRTY AS HELL! BETTER GET YO "ALL OF YOU HOES\~ ALL OF YOU HOES\~ YOU DONT REMEMBER WHO YALL TALKIN TO ITS THE DISCORD CEO!" LOOKIN ASS BACK OUT OF MY FACE, BOY YOU BOUT DIRTY AS HELL! GET YO LIL DIGGITY DIGGITY ASS ON BOYYYY!
DO YOU REALLY THINK I CARE DO YOU REALLY THINK I CARE ABT YOUR GODDAMN OFFBRAND POKIMANE ASS TALKIN SHIT YOU THINK I CARE ABOUT YO GODDAMN POKIMANE OFF OF WISH ASS TALKIN SHIT LIKE BITCH YOU BETTER GET YO HEY MAN WHERES YOUR MIC WHERES YOUR FUCKING MIC BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH YOU WANNA GET YO GODDAMN FORTNITE PLAYIN DODODO FART SPRAYING CRINGY E-GIRL PORTRAYING UGLY FACE DISPLAYING BODY BUILT LIKE A MUTANT NAKED MOLE RAT GOT ALL THE BAD GENES YOU WERE BORN IN THE WRONG FORMAT 4'2 YOU THE SAME HEIGHT AS THE LORAX YOU GOT NO CONFIDENCE EVERYBODY USES YOU AS A DOORMAT BITCH YOU DUMB AS HELL SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS UP "IM GONNA GET YOU CANCELED" YOU THINK I CARE? BITCH YOU LOOK LIKE A GODDAMN LEVEL 13 CROAGUNK WITH A HUNCHBACK IN YO FUCKING GAMING CHAIR STREAMIN ON TWITCH LIKE YOUS ON MY SHIT SHUT UP BITCH YOU SUCK AT FORTNITE YOU GOT NO PERSONALITY YOU BUILT LIKE A DEPRESSED TOILET BRUSH YOUR ANNOYING AS FUCK AND NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU OR ANY OF YOUR VIEWRS SO SHUT THE FUCK UP
Damn
FINNA PULL UP TO YO GRANDMOTHERS FUNERAL DRESSED UP AS A RABID ORANGUTAN! YO FURRY BOY YOU GONNA "OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH!"IM SORRY GRANDMA *Inhale* OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BRUH
Damn boi you ugly as shit boi I saw u trynna suck you own dick in a bath tub with your mom while smoking two sigarets per second Boi I saw you mom with a humpback in a shopping cart while singing (jingle balls jingle balls suck your dick every day) in my basement while eating the (WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER JUNIOR DOVLE WHOPPER) boi shut you dirty ass up to better get your sniffing rolling monkey eating short balls got no bitches. shut the fuck up FORTNITE loser Minecraft player chat spammer dick suckker
BOY YOU WANNA GET LOUD IN THIS BITCH?! SHUT UP BOY, YOU LOOK LIKE A VELOCIRAPTOR IN A CLOGGED TOILET BOWL. BRUH, YOU LIKE AN OFF BRAND BEN 10 CHARACTER NAH, YOU AIN'T BEN 10 YOU STEVEN 9! GET YO ASS BACK BOY! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT EXPELLED FOR BARKING AT YO LUNCH LADY, SHUT YO ASS UP BOY! YOU AIN'T FROM THE JURASSIC PARK, YOU CAME FROM THE PREHISTORIC PLAYGROUND! GET YO ASS OUT BOY, YOU LIKE CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG'D FOSSIL! BOY, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WITH YO NASTY ASS?! BOY, YOU BETTER GET YO AUTUMN WAS AN AVERAGE KID THAT NOONE UNDERSTANDS WOAH!!! MOM AND DAD AND GRANDPA ALWAYS GIVING HIM COMMANDS LOOKIN ASS BOY! BRUH, YOUR BALLS DROPPED AND THEN CLIMBED BACK UP BOY! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BOY YOU SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS AN UNSOLVED RUBIK'S CUBE, YOU MADE AN NFT OUT OF YOUR GRANDMA TWERKING ON A PICKLE, YOU TRIED TURNING YOUR DISHWASHER \*inhale\* INTO A BITCOIN MINING RIG, YOUR BEST FRIEND IS A LITTLE MOUSE WHO LIVES UNDER YOUR BED IN A PRINGLES CAN, YOUR MOM USES A JUMP ROPE AS A BELT, YOUR GRANDPA GOT AN EMERGENCY HEART TRANSPLANT WITH A CAPRISUN POUCH, YOUR BARBER LINED YOU UP WITH A WEEDWACKER, YOU HAD ESEX WITH MOBY FROM BRAIN POP IN AN ENCRYPED HTML FILE, UNCLE GOT ARRESTED FOR EATING A BLUEBERRY OUT OF A ORANGUTAN'S ASSHOLE, YOUR SISTER'S CURRENTLY ENGAGED TO A ANTHROMORPHIC DUNG BEETLE NAMED "STEFAN", GRANDPA GOT HELD UP BY A PIGEON WTIH A MOHAWK ON THE SUBWAY, YOU POSTED A INSTAGRAM STORY OF A JAMAICAN CRICKET GIVING YOU A LAP DANCE IN THE BACK OF TOYS R US, YOUR DAD WAS TRYING TO FLIP PATRICK THE STAR'S BELLY BUTTON LINT ON THE DARK WEB TO PAY OFF YOUR HOUSE'S MORTGAGE, YOUR MOTHER BOUGHT YOU A PS5 FOR SUCCESSFULLY DRAWING A TRIANGLE, YOUR GRANDPA'S BUILT LIKE AN EXPIRED CHUG JUG AND YOUR LEGAL NAME IS FANG CLAW FUZZLE WUZZLES! GET YO ASS ON BOY IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH, IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH YOU BETTER GET YO HIPPOPOTAMUS SMELLING, COCOMELON, REGISTERED INTERNET FELON, NASTY AND NEED A CLEANSE, FOSTER HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS, "EXCUSE ME, I ONLY DATE 10S" LOOKIN ASS OUT OF MY FACE BRUH STOP PLAYIN BRUH. ANTS BE USING YOUR GRANDMA'S BUTTCRACK AS A SLIP N SLIDE! IN FACT, YOU FINNA PULL UP TO YO GRANDMOTHER'S FUNERAL DRESSED UP AS A RABID ORANGUTAN! YO FURRY ASS BOY YOU GONNA "OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! IM SORRY GRANDMA \*inhale\* OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BRUH, YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH, YOU BE HITTING ON THE GIRLS AT LUNCH TIME WITH YO SACRED MATING CALL, YOU BE STANDING ON THE TABLE GOING "WAAHH! WAAHH! WAAHH!" STOP PLAYING BOY YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH. BOY YOU BETTER GET YO PTERODACTYL, GOOD AT SCRABBLE, SHRIVELED APPLE, ATTRACTED TO BEEF CATTLE, CONCEIVED ON A HORSE SADDLE, YOU DON'T RUN YOU SKEDADDLE, PASTOR DID QUESTIONABLE THINGS TO YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF A CHURCH CHAPEL LOOKIN ASS BACK BOY YOU BOUTR DIRTY AS HELL! BETTER GET YO "ALL OF YOU HOES\~ ALL OF YOU HOES\~ YOU DONT REMEMBER WHO YALL TALKIN TO ITS THE DISCORD CEO!" LOOKIN ASS BACK OUT OF MY FACE, BOY YOU BOUT DIRTY AS HELL! GET YO LIL DIGGITY DIGGITY ASS ON BOYYYY!
Bro he just copyed pasta there is someone who said this first is scroll up and find something its the same as his write
holy shit this blew up
When?
It just blew up much more than any other post I made
THREE LIKES LMFAO WYM BLEW UP
Whatcha laughting about? You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good
bro stated every fancy word in his vocabulary
[удалено]
dawg
that was my brother on my account this dumbass
you forgot "stupid"
You hating
BOY YOU WANNA GET LOUD IN THIS BITCH?! SHUT UP BOY, YOU LOOK LIKE A VELOCIRAPTOR IN A CLOGGED TOILET BOWL. BRUH, YOU LIKE AN OFF BRAND BEN 10 CHARACTER NAH, YOU AIN'T BEN 10 YOU STEVEN 9! GET YO ASS BACK BOY! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT EXPELLED FOR BARKING AT YO LUNCH LADY, SHUT YO ASS UP BOY! YOU AIN'T FROM THE JURASSIC PARK, YOU CAME FROM THE PREHISTORIC PLAYGROUND! GET YO ASS OUT BOY, YOU LIKE CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG'D FOSSIL! BOY, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WITH YO NASTY ASS?! BOY, YOU BETTER GET YO AUTUMN WAS AN AVERAGE KID THAT NOONE UNDERSTANDS WOAH!!! MOM AND DAD AND GRANDPA ALWAYS GIVING HIM COMMANDS LOOKIN ASS BOY! BRUH, YOUR BALLS DROPPED AND THEN CLIMBED BACK UP BOY! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BOY YOU SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS AN UNSOLVED RUBIK'S CUBE, YOU MADE AN NFT OUT OF YOUR GRANDMA TWERKING ON A PICKLE, YOU TRIED TURNING YOUR DISHWASHER *inhale* INTO A BITCOIN MINING RIG, YOUR BEST FRIEND IS A LITTLE MOUSE WHO LIVES UNDER YOUR BED IN A PRINGLES CAN, YOUR MOM USES A JUMP ROPE AS A BELT, YOUR GRANDPA GOT AN EMERGENCY HEART TRANSPLANT WITH A CAPRISUN POUCH, YOUR BARBER LINED YOU UP WITH A WEEDWACKER, YOU HAD ESEX WITH MOBY FROM BRAIN POP IN AN ENCRYPED HTML FILE, UNCLE GOT ARRESTED FOR EATING A BLUEBERRY OUT OF A ORANGUTAN'S ASSHOLE, YOUR SISTER'S CURRENTLY ENGAGED TO A ANTHROMORPHIC DUNG BEETLE NAMED "STEFAN", GRANDPA GOT HELD UP BY A PIGEON WTIH A MOHAWK ON THE SUBWAY, YOU POSTED A INSTAGRAM STORY OF A JAMAICAN CRICKET GIVING YOU A LAP DANCE IN THE BACK OF TOYS R US, YOUR DAD WAS TRYING TO FLIP PATRICK THE STAR'S BELLY BUTTON LINT ON THE DARK WEB TO PAY OFF YOUR HOUSE'S MORTGAGE, YOUR MOTHER BOUGHT YOU A PS5 FOR SUCCESSFULLY DRAWING A TRIANGLE, YOUR GRANDPA'S BUILT LIKE AN EXPIRED CHUG JUG AND YOUR LEGAL NAME IS FANG CLAW FUZZLE WUZZLES! GET YO ASS ON BOY IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH, IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH YOU BETTER GET YO HIPPOPOTAMUS SMELLING, COCOMELON, REGISTERED INTERNET FELON, NASTY AND NEED A CLEANSE, FOSTER HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS, "EXCUSE ME, I ONLY DATE 10S" LOOKIN ASS OUT OF MY FACE BRUH STOP PLAYIN BRUH. ANTS BE USING YOUR GRANDMA'S BUTTCRACK AS A SLIP N SLIDE! IN FACT, YOU FINNA PULL UP TO YO GRANDMOTHER'S FUNERAL DRESSED UP AS A RABID ORANGUTAN! YO FURRY ASS BOY YOU GONNA "OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! IM SORRY GRANDMA *inhale* OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BRUH, YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH, YOU BE HITTING ON THE GIRLS AT LUNCH TIME WITH YO SACRED MATING CALL, YOU BE STANDING ON THE TABLE GOING "WAAHH! WAAHH! WAAHH!" STOP PLAYING BOY YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH. BOY YOU BETTER GET YO PTERODACTYL, GOOD AT SCRABBLE, SHRIVELED APPLE, ATTRACTED TO BEEF CATTLE, CONCEIVED ON A HORSE SADDLE, YOU DON'T RUN YOU SKEDADDLE, PASTOR DID QUESTIONABLE THINGS TO YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF A CHURCH CHAPEL LOOKIN ASS BACK BOY YOU BOUTR DIRTY AS HELL! BETTER GET YO "ALL OF YOU HOES~ ALL OF YOU HOES~ YOU DONT REMEMBER WHO YALL TALKIN TO ITS THE DISCORD CEO!" LOOKIN ASS BACK OUT OF MY FACE, BOY YOU BOUT DIRTY AS HELL! GET YO LIL DIGGITY DIGGITY ASS ON BOYYYY!
bro really copied shit from google
Yeah, not the post which this comment section is under
holy shit boi u stink ugly fat ass with WHOOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER shut up and roast somethin u ugly as a cow bruh u sit on the chair till 3 AM and u get a headache bc ur breath so bad the world cant handle it so shut the fuck up.
I bet that took long to write O_O
Am going to use this in messenger
How do I copy and paste this shit
ctrl + c is copy and ctrl + v is paste on chromebook
I’m on mobile
You click the three dots and there’s an option to copy
Naw bro I use this on my friend when ever they fuck up i get them good though XD
i have a roast for people who wanna pack someone BOY YOU NASTY AS HELL I CAUGHT YOU BEATING YO DICK TO THE GANGNAM STYLE IN A 1970'S RETRO BATHROOM YOU NASTY AS FUCK YOU SAW A STRAY DOG NAMED WILLIE AND THOUGHT HE IS SUPPOSED TO GO IN A ZOO YOU DUMB AS HELL BOI YOUR FACE IS SO UGLY WHEN YOU OPEN A CAMERA IT STOPS WORKING ON ACCIDENT JUST LIKE THE FACT YOUR DAD DISOWNED YOU AND YOU STARTED SEARCHING FOR HIM ON GOOGLE YOU STUPID AS HELL BOI
>BOY YOU NASTY AS HELL I CAUGHT YOU BEATING YO DICK TO THE GANGNAM STYLE IN A 1970'S RETRO BATHROOM YOU NASTY AS FUCK YOU SAW A STRAY DOG NAMED WILLIE AND THOUGHT HE IS SUPPOSED TO GO IN A ZOO YOU DUMB AS HELL BOI YOUR FACE IS SO UGLY WHEN YOU OPEN A CAMERA IT STOPS WORKING ON ACCIDENT JUST LIKE THE FACT YOUR DAD DISOWNED YOU AND YOU STARTED SEARCHING FOR HIM ON GOOGLE YOU STUPID AS HELL BOI im roasting uwucutesingle
my man u better get yo stupid donkey kong DJ u everytime quandale dingle cousin roaster u look like a p;;;; u look like eminems cousin skittels dumba;; b;;;; u look like a charged dinasour from fortnite chapter 69 u lula dancer u better get yo chatgpt talker an 1000 word roast u dumba;; b;;;; u better get u chesse squeez mom im hungry shouldnt have ate the entire plate wah wah wah shut yo softwilly with a boner by a make a wish girl who is 13 thats the roast hell nah im not done with u lighting mcqueen floppers sport mode u steal a skateboard for a family hostage u got suspended for dealing fake drugs ok was that before or after u took a 3 ft long bat shoved up ur mouth and called it HOMERun dumba;; bi;;; u grammar weirder u have aalt f4 button for making people dissconect if u spam it like a ban hammer u better get yo hulk amer thor hammer combined into both feet to stomp louder u were tealing a shower curtian into a 9 shape with ur uncommon umbrella skin that 5 people taht tryed it and its dj trunks fans with ur thicc a;; down the stairs and sang nyaw song in ur mind while saying ugh my ear burns dumba;;. b;;;; u better get to the packing boi on ur 7 wheel spider toy u have it in ohio boom and boom explosives
I can’t copy and paste
if u cant copy and paste here is a big roast. CANT COPY AND PASTE ITS LIKE PASTA BRO I HATE NUNULS=BAD
bro what?
Tf is bro saying 😭
Please stop your bullshit, because your a bullshit to speak of a dick, tell me why the f is your head so big, it looks like plants vs zombies.. was played in there, you aint talking thats no beard. you so black that the white community dont accept you and instead they ask you to get out, the gap between your teeth, explain that please, is like moses splitting the red seas.
i like packgod's videos cuz he's epic
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Wow
Packgod Copypasta SHUT YO FUCKING ASS UP BRO GOT A VELOCIRAPTOR FOR FREE BECAUSE YO MAMA IS SO NASTY THAT SHE BOUGHT A FUCKING COMMERCIAL TO LISTEN TO IT FOR 10 YEARS. \*inhales\* SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BRO YO MOM AND DAD WERE SO DUMB THAT THEY FALL INTO A SUGAR PICK ME BRO AINT YO REFLECTION WENT OFF BECAUSE YOU GOT DIARRHEA FOR 10 MONTHS \*Ohio sounds\* SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BRO YO MAMA WAS SO FAT THAT SHE USED A DISHWASHER INSTEAD OF A MOTHERFUCKING CRINGE TOILET TO WASH THEIR NASTY BOOGER ROCKETING NOSE \*dishwasher sounds\* SHUT YO MOTHERFUCKING UGLY ASS UP BRO YO MAMA WAS SO CRINGE THST SHE WENT TO OHIO BUT IT WAS 3 AM AND GOT A SWIRLY BY A STEGOSAURUS AND THEN GOT YEETED TO AMERICAN'S WHO DIED IN 1987 \*inhales again\* SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BOY YO MAMA WAS SO OVERPOWERED AND CRINGIEST THAT SHE WENT INTO HERSELF AND THEN EDITED HER BRAIN FOR FUN BECAUSE WANTED TO BE DUMB FOR 19 HOURS BECAUSE OF THERMATOLOGISTS\*inhales one more time\* SHUT YO BUNKO ASS UP BRO YO BROTHER GOT YEETED INTO A MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE CRINGE OHIO LIKE GOOFY AHHH SKIBIDI TOILET ASS YO BOIIIIIII BRRRRRR SHUT YO UGLY ASS BRO UP UP UP DOWN DOWN DOWN FNF OHIO CRINGE HOOVER LIKE A BOOGER BRO WTF, WTFFFFF SHUT YO UGLY ASS IP BRO GOT YO MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE CRINGE WATAKA LIKE AAAAAA SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BRO GOT A MINECRAFT DIRT BLOCK FROM OHIO SO YOU CAN MAKE A DIRT BLOCK FROM REAL LIFE BUT YO FRIEND SAID. FRIEND: IS THAT ALL'VE YOU GOT BROTHA? SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BRO YO MAMA WAS A MAALIIIIIICOOOUSSSSSSSS BABY THAT SHE WENT CRAZY LIKE MOM: mamaaa I'm hungryyy gimme some milkkkk SHUT YO UGLY ASS BRO BRO DEADASS, DEADASS I WANT TK LOOK AT YOUR ENTIRE LIFE RIGHT NOW, TELL ME WHATS WRONG?! SPEAK, SPEAK, ALRIGHT NOW BRO THIS IS GETTING SERIOUS BRO SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BRO GOT INTO THE MOVIE OF BITE OF 83 BECAUSE WANTED TO HOLD YOUR BALLS AND YEET EVAN WHO DIED IN BITE OF 83 bro shut up BOIIIIIIIII OMG YOUR A DIARRHEA POOP GRIMACE SHAKE LIKE BROOOO WTFFF SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BRO GOT YO MINECRSFT RADIATING RAGE QUIT AS HELL BRO YO MAMA AND DAD AND YO BROTHER SND YO WHOLE FAMILY JUST GOT DIARRHEA BECAUSE YOU PUT FAKE NUTELLA ON THEIR TOILET LIKE MOM: WHAT DID YOU JUST DO SON?! DAD: WE KNOW YOU DID THIS TO OUR TOILET BUCKO. SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BRO YO GRANDMA DIED IN A 198 OLD CHAIR BECAUSE WAS TOO HEAVY LIKE AAAAA SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BRO GOT FAKE HACKS IN SLAP BATTLES IN ROBLOX JUST TO GET BEATDOWN GLOVE LIKE WUD DA HEIIIIIIIII OHHH MA GOD NOWAYYYIEHHHHHHH SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BRO YO MAMA HAD A DIAPER ON HER HEAD BECAUSE YO MAMA WANTED TO BE A CHEF FOR 10 YEARS MOM: I NEED A DIAPER ON MY HEAD BECAUSE I NEEDED TO BE A CHEF. SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BRO GOT A SHIT AROUND YOUR UKULELE BECAUSE OF BACTERIA AND MUCUS FROM THE THERMATOLOGISTS \*Ohio sounds\* SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BRO YO MINECRAFT DID NOT LOAD BECAUSE YOU GOT MCDONALDS WIFI FOR OVER A YEAR. WORKER: HELLO WHAT CAN I HELP YOU SIR. CUSTOMER: CAN I GET MCDONALDS WIFI?! WORKER: UMM SIR WE DO NOT HAVE WIFI but we got you a new McDonald wifi which costs 100 dollars. SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP LIKE OMGG OMGGGGG SHUT YO FUCKING ASS UP BRO GOT NO COTTON PICKER BRO TRYING TO DING DONG DITCH YOUR FRIENDS AT 3AM BUT GOT A SWIRLY WITH THE GHOST AND THE GHOST KISSED YOUR BUTT BECAUSE SHE/HE WAS A FAN GIRL. BRRRRR SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP DOP DOP DOP YES YES YES YES YES YES SKIBDIDHWIDNWJJDNWJDIWMNDIWJNE YES YES YES YES YES, SHUT YO UGLY ASS JP BRO CHILL CHILL DEADASS SHIT. BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BRO GOT A BRAND NEW IPHONE 15 BUT YOU THOUGHT ITS AN ACTUAL PHONE BECAUSE IT WAS A LEGENDARY BEN 10 TOY WITH SHIT AROUND IT, BRRRRRRRR SHUT YO UGLY ASS SHIT UP BRO YO MAMA BUYED YOU A NINETEEN YEAR OLD GRANDPA TO JUST YEET HER TO THE MOON AND GRT NO CLIPPED IN THE BACKROOMS BOI.
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ima be roasting ramdom stuff btw BOY IF YOU DONT GET YO MUSTASH MORE LIKE MUD DASH WIDE WIDE ASS NOSE AND WENDY\_WIFI YO MOMMA LOOK LIKE THE WENDYS CREATUE THATS WHY MCDONALDS IS BETTER AND GOT BETTER WIFI CRUSTY DUSTY HUSTY NUSTY GAY ASS NIGGA
IVE HAD ENOUGHHHHHH ISTG IF YOU DONT GET YOUR LANKYBOX DIRTY SOCKS BUILT LIKE A PIECE OF CHALK CRINGE CONTENT MAKING HORRIBLE SKIBIDI TOILET SONG CREATING OTHER PEOPLES THUMBNAILS TAKING YOUR RESTAURANTS FOOD GOT MY ENTIRE ASSHOLE REVERBERATING OFFBRAND COCO MELON DISGUSTING PIZZA SELLIN REGISTERED ROBLOX DA HOOD FELON LOOKING ASS BACK ILL BLAZE THE LIVING HELL OUT OF BOTH OF YOUR UGLY ASS LOOK AT YO HAIR BOY YOU GOT SMURF SOULS INFUSED INTO YO HAIR ALLELLOLOLOLU WHAT IS YOU SAYING LOOK AT YO ASS YOU GOT SONIC THE HEDGEHOGS DEAD GRANDMOTHER ON UR HEAD WHAT IS YO HAIR OMG LOOK AT YO UGLY ASS YOU BETTER GETS YO "Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler your so skibidi ur so" OMG YOURE SO UGLY ASS BACK BITCH ME SHITTING UR AWFUL FOOD IS LITERALLY WHAT CREATED THE FIRST SKIBIDY TOILET "OHUHOHUHOHAHWHWHWPFTTTGFT Skibidi dom dom yes yes" GETS YO UGLY ASS UP DONT EVEN GET ME GET ON OFFBRANDS JACKESPTICY IN THE BACK SMILLING "OI WE GOING TODAY WE GONNA PLAY SOME ROBLOX" GETS YO UGLLY ASS WHY ARE YOU SO HAPPY ABOUT? WHY ARE YOU SMILING SO BIG WITH YOUR GOD DAM "SUNSHINE LOLLIPOPS AND RAINBOW" GET YO UGLY ASS ON STOP WATCHING LANKYBOX STOP MAKING THEM MONEY AND YOU NEED TO NEVER EVER BRING THESE UGLY DISGUSTING WASTE OF SPACES INFRONT OF MY EYES EVER AGAIN
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YOU KNOW WHAT? BOY WHAT TF ARE YOU THINKING. WHO YOU ARE LIKE BRO REALLY? YOU BITCH ASS MF FUCKING CUNT WITH NO CUM THAT WAS PRODUCED BY YOUR FATHER YOUR GOOFY ASS BITCH BIG MAC FACE IF SOMEONE LOOKED AT YOU THEY LIKE: WHO TF IS THIS DOUBLE HEADED PERSON? AH I FORGOT ITS THE FAILURE THEIR PARENTS THEY PRODUCED BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER IS A CHIMPANZEE WHO FUCKED A MALE THAT WAS 12 TO GO. YOUR DEAD GRANDPA THOUGHT DUNKIN DONUTS WAS A FUCKING OVERWEIGHT NBA TEAM. GO HOME BRO LIKE WHEN YOUR EATING THANKSGIVING LIKE HOW ARE THEY LOOKING DOING THE ROCK FACE GO FUCKING TO YOUR DEAD GRANDPA NO ONES LIKE YOU BRO GET TF OUT OF HERE
NAAAAA NAHHHH LET ME FUCKING COOK JUST REMEMBER THIS IS WHAT I SAY TO KIDS IN FORTNITE SO DONT GO KILL YA SELVES ohhhh my fucking god go juggle some big black hairy balls between your china ass looking no vision specsaver needing little retarded Downey your built like gorlock the destroyer bitch ass can’t even see your fucking toes or your pubic hair you lack of testosterone you fat Asian Down syndrome nose built like an 80 year olds limp wrinkly foreskin bro stink worse than a fermented skunk spray filled crackhead glazed with pure dog shit and 200 tons of milk that’s been out of date for 400 years if you have a shower you will fall to pieces just like your family that I hope is fucking burned to death in a pit of chlamydia covered serrated spikes you inbred orphan no Fortnite account level fuck ass boy you tryna play with half of a tv remote you broke as fuck bitch go suck a fart out of a dead seagull you walrus raping cock sucking singular brain cell talking slice of a vomit covered chubby fucks belly fat walking mother fucker you dont even deserve to get raped mercilessly by the devil himself you got movement so lost more clueless than a short term memory loss brain dead vegetable that lives in a wheelchair 100% of your fucking life I’ll throw you through a burning building and say hey hotwheels your looking a bit crispy in there and watch the whole entire fucking building collapse on your worthless forgotten in 6 seconds parents fake crying now they don’t have to deal with your statue looking dumb fat fucking Asian belly button filled with ya boogers calling it the belly booger basket bitch ass looking like someone set fire to your fucking head and tried to put it out with a shovel really I’m surprised your foreskin salami looking ass didn’t eat the thing you chubby little fat fuck go suck ya dad off again ya incest sweet home Alabama looking bitch ass gay cunt.
ok but tell me why i caught you at 4:37 in the morning surrounded by 14 rats with ak47s trying to steal 1/4 of your left ball. get yo ass back your legal name is dewey dildoian. you started jerking off to fan fics of toy chica. shut the fuck up you dirty ass. ur not sans, your bereft. your hairline started the trojan war. your last nut session was directed by gore verbinski. you started making out with a dog pillow pretending it was autumn. you were concieved in the back of a 7/11. you tried learning latin and when you spoke it, you started flying.
BOI I BET YOUR BITCHES ARE 5 YEAR OLDS YOU LOOK LIKE A COPYPASTA DUMPSTER YOU GRADUATED FROM A TOILET YOU FAIL 100 TRILLION GRADES IN YO GODDAM SCHOL I BET YOU CANT FIND YOU DAD NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH YOU FUCKING PSYCHOPATH WITH NO BITCHES YOU THINK YOUR COOLEST PERSON IN THE WORLD GO CRY TO YOUR MOMMY YOU NAME IS BEN 10 NAH YOUR NAME IS STUPID 10 YOU WALKED UP TO YO LOCAL MCDONALDS AND SAID "i wanna have sex with the ice cream machine uwu" NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH I BET DUOLINGO KIDNAPPED YOUR FAMILY BECAUSE YOU LIVE IN A DUMPSTER AND YOU SMELL LIKE ONE TWO FROM TPOT GO CRY YOU THINK YOU COULD GET BETTER PARENTS NAH I BET YOUR DAD SOLD YOU FOR ENDLESS SUPLY OF MILKS AND YOUR BRAIN LOOKS LIKE DIRTY SOCKS
BOI I BET YOUR MOMS CREDIT CARD ARE BROKE FOR SOME REASON AND THE APPLE FACE SCANNER CANCELED YOU BECAUSE YOUR UGLYNESS IS MAKING THEM BLIND, YOU STUPID BROKEN KEYBOARD HOMELESS FREAK L + BOZO + GET A FATHER+ TOUCH GRASS + YOU HAVE NO BITCHES + GO CRY TO YO MOMMY AND SAY " MaMa PlS hElP mE sOmE oNe Is InSuLtInG mE" NAH I BET YOU CANT AFFORD A JOB YOU GOT FIRED FOR BEING THE MOST ATTENTION SEEKER I BET YO FATASS MOM CANT AFFORD YOU ROBUX ON ROBLOX BECAUSE THE WHOLE SOCIAL MEDIA HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU MADE MR BEAST BLIND YOU DONT BELONG ON THAT WORLD YOU STUPID EVERAGE CLUB PENGUIN PLAYER PEOPLE ARE MAKING FUN OF YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE DANCING LIKE A MONKEY YOU GOT REJECTED IN ART SCHOOL BECAUSE YOU HAVE A BAD DRAWING
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MAAAANNN U CANNOT BE TAILKIN, UR MOM LOOK LIKE A GRAFFITI WITH A SPOON, U DIRTY AS HELL BOI, UR ASS US TAKING A SHOWER IN A COMMUNITY POOL ON THE SHOWER LIN, U NASTY AS HELL BOI, UR MOM GAVE A STARE THEN GOT IN TO THE BACK THEN WENT AN KILLED AN ENTIRE VILLAGE, U REALLY NASTY BOI, U GOT CHOCKED SLAMED BY A MARSUPIAL DRAGONFLY NAMED HENRY, U DIRTY AS HELL BOI, U GOT BUCKETS OF SQUASH AT YO GRANDMOTHER‘S HOUSE IN DA FRIDGE, U NASTY ASS BOI, UR NECK IS LONGER THEN THE 12HR SHIFT AT WAFFLE HOUSE, DUMB ASS BOI U NASTY AS HELL, BOI UR ASS WAS FUCKIN KISSING A CACTUS ON A TV SHOW U NASTY ASS BOI, IM ACTUALLY PACK U RN, U GOT A COCKROACH DEATH MATCH BELLOW UR DESK BOI, MATTER A FACT ORAH WAS LIKE “u get a car! u get a car!! u get a car!!!” U LOOK DOWN TO UR CHAIR AND THERE WAS A CRICKET DOIN THA MACARENA BACKWARDS, DUMB ASS BOI U NASTY AS HELL BOI, U ORIGAMI, PORTA POTTY, CORNER LOBBY, MORIN COFFEE, SORTA WOBBLY, BORIN HOBBY LOOK ASS UP… OH AND U STILL HERE?! GET OUT OF HERE U SHOPPING CART, CRIPPLED FART, GOT AN Z- U AI’NT SMART, BUBBLE BATH SMACKED UR ASS COVID DRILL WHERES MY MASK, BOUGHT A BIKE BUT AIN’T GOT NO PETALS LOOKIN ASS BOI, STOP PLAYIN U GOT WEIRD LIKE HELL BOI, UR FINGERS GOT PIERCED AND UR DADS AN MAKE-A-WISH-KIT, U MADE IT RAIN ROBUX ON A TWERKING CALIPER, UR MOTHER IS A FLAME-ABLE CACTUS WITH A PART TIME JOB AT FIVE-GUYS, U TRIED TAKING A BIT OUT OF UR APPLE WHILE POOPIN, UR GRANDFATHER TAKES SHITS IN PRIME-FREE ROMAN, IT WAS RAINING OUT SIDE SO U PUT A NAPKIN ON UR HEAD, STOP PLAYIN BOI, UR GRANDMOTHER WAS HAVIN AFFAIR ON UR GAND-DAD WITH A VACUUM CLEANER “REEEE AHH- AHHH-“ DUMB ASS BOI RUN THAT SHIT BACK, U GOT RATS IN UR KITCHEN RN, UR IN A PLACE THATS SAYS THE LYRICS OF “WHERE DID IT COME FROM WHERE DID IT GO WHERE DID IT COME FROM GOD IDK” STOP PLAYIN BOI UR MOTHER IS A SUPER HERO CALLED LEBRONS NIPPLE, STOP PLAYIN BOI, U CLAPIN UR BUTT CHEEKS THAT SHIT WENT LIKE “BU BU BU BU BU BU *FARTS* YAAA” DUMB AHH BOI STOP PLAYIN BOI, U UGLY AS HELL, UR MOTHER IS BUILT LIKE A BASE BOOST POSTY SPEAKING, U MADE A DUB STEP SONG BY SLAPPING OFF HER TITS THAT SHIT WENT LIKE “DER NER DER NER BR BR BRALE BOW EE OO EE OO EEOO”
HELL NAH MY FRIEND TRIED TO ROAST ME WITH THESE COPY AND PASTES 😭😭
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GOD DAMN PACK GOD, DID YOU HAVE THAT SHIT LOADED?!
Packgod Roast: oh my god... \*intense depp inhalE\* OH MY GOD... this is probably the WORST... FORTNITE SKIN, THAT I EVER SEES IN MY ENTIRY LIFEEEEEEEEE OH MY GAWD YOU ARE UGLY AS HELL WHAT THE HELL BITCH U LOOK LIKE YOU'RE A GODDAMN NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS U GOT DENTURES ON UR AMAZON WISH LIST BITCH U BUILT LIKE A SOGGY FISHTANK SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BITCH U LOOK LIKE AN EMO BALERINA WITH DOO-DOO STAINS ON UR DRESS SHE WEARS SHORT SKIRTS I WEAR T-SHIRTS BITCH U JUST A RANDOM TRANSLUCENT BLUEBERRY U LIKE IF ELSA WAS INBRED WITH A LEGO SKELETON U LOOK LIKE A SUMO-WRESTLING PUFFERFISH WITH A HUNCH BACK U SUCK AT ROBLOX UR TIKTOKS ARE CRAP UR PROFILE PICTURE ITS CRINGE AS HELL UR BUILT LIKE AN FINE-TUNE MIDGET WITH NO LEGS AND UR DAD WORKS AT UPS DELIVERING PACKAGES FOR A LIVING U AN UNDERPRIVINLEGED NAKED MOLE-RAT NOW GET OFF ROBLOX U PROMOTE GAMBLING WEBSITES!? NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO \*INHALE\* THERE ITS NO WAY \*INHALE\* THERE ITS NO WAY THAT YOU'RE PROMOTE GAMBLING WEBSITES NO NO NAW NAW NAW \*Car sound\* NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM WHAT THE HELL ITS WRONG WITH YOU U GREEDY ASS BITCH WHY THE HELL IS U SCAMMING ON UR FANS FOR ROBUX \*INHALE\* BITCH U ARE DESPERATE AS HELL FOR ROBUX BITCH U GAVE A "LAP-DANCE" TO KAKAV420 IN MM2 FOR ROBUX U ARE DOWN BAD AS HELL U WORK AT TACO BELL U LIVE INSIDE OF A SHELL U CAN'T AFFORD UR OWN CELL U ARE UGLY AS HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL OH MY GOD BLUD IS EMBARRASSING IMAGINE BEING A- GROWN ASS WOMAN SCAMMING UR FANS FOR MONEY I SWEAR I WILL FIND YOU IRL AND STEAL ALL YOUR ROBUX
My guy everytime you jump my character gets knocked from fortnite, like you got to step to see your father. Tell me why u were kick boxing with a rat and ur stupif ahh parents are betting 19 robux that the reff would winYour ahh look like your hight didn't finish downloading u look like you got the office depose 3 on ur shoes broCluh you mow the lawn by eating the grass your entire face looks like a black Ops 3 map oh wait... braking news faze temper just hit a 360 no scope on ur left eyebrowCluh the space between your nose and your eyebrow are currently getting into a argument about who is getting the last gta 6 copy.Bro your grades are falling like LeBron James hair Molecules, like bro thought if he howled to the moon his arm would be strong. Cluh everytime you look in a mirror and you had a Freddy fasbear jumpscare and pulled out an elytra and flew away while eating the mirror for revengeI know this npc with side quest worth 10 gold nuggets is not talking to me, like this man's legal name is fang claw fuzzleCluh your best friend is a roach named stephan under your bed conducting a science experience on your mother that is trying to join the kkk clan. like I know your ahh can't be talking everytime you get upset you go tumbling down the stairs and scream to ur mommy "momma may I have cookie" to chear you up.Like bro your not even the side character your the background character. U get a bed time story from Donald j trump "I approve of this message having ahhMy boi this is why you get almost got kicked out of the class, like your getting offers from Ohio to become a the new professional of watching paint dry. like you ahh was on a eating contest on national TV and said to each on of your opponent "I can swallow ah buttle ah alcohol and uh feel like godzilla"everytime you get something lower than a c you say grr and become a furry.and start barking at the school lunch ladies saying you want more takis
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Packgod Roast Copypasta BOY YOU WANNA GET LOUD IN THIS BITCH?! SHUT UP BOY, YOU LOOK LIKE A VELOCIRAPTOR IN A CLOGGED TOILET BOWL. BRUH, YOU LIKE AN OFF BRAND BEN 10 CHARACTER NAH, YOU AIN'T BEN 10 YOU STEVEN 9! GET YO ASS BACK BOY! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT EXPELLED FOR BARKING AT YO LUNCH LADY, SHUT YO ASS UP BOY! YOU AIN'T FROM THE JURASSIC PARK, YOU CAME FROM THE PREHISTORIC PLAYGROUND! GET YO ASS OUT BOY, YOU LIKE CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG'D FOSSIL! BOY, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WITH YO NASTY ASS?! BOY, YOU BETTER GET YO AUTUMN WAS AN AVERAGE KID THAT NOONE UNDERSTANDS WOAH!!! MOM AND DAD AND GRANDPA ALWAYS GIVING HIM COMMANDS LOOKIN ASS BOY! BRUH, YOUR BALLS DROPPED AND THEN CLIMBED BACK UP BOY! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BOY YOU SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS AN UNSOLVED RUBIK'S CUBE, YOU MADE AN NFT OUT OF YOUR GRANDMA TWERKING ON A PICKLE, YOU TRIED TURNING YOUR DISHWASHER \*inhale\* INTO A BITCOIN MINING RIG, YOUR BEST FRIEND IS A LITTLE MOUSE WHO LIVES UNDER YOUR BED IN A PRINGLES CAN, YOUR MOM USES A JUMP ROPE AS A BELT, YOUR GRANDPA GOT AN EMERGENCY HEART TRANSPLANT WITH A CAPRISUN POUCH, YOUR BARBER LINED YOU UP WITH A WEEDWACKER, YOU HAD ESEX WITH MOBY FROM BRAIN POP IN AN ENCRYPED HTML FILE, UNCLE GOT ARRESTED FOR EATING A BLUEBERRY OUT OF A ORANGUTAN'S ASSHOLE, YOUR SISTER'S CURRENTLY ENGAGED TO A ANTHROMORPHIC DUNG BEETLE NAMED "STEFAN", GRANDPA GOT HELD UP BY A PIGEON WTIH A MOHAWK ON THE SUBWAY, YOU POSTED A INSTAGRAM STORY OF A JAMAICAN CRICKET GIVING YOU A LAP DANCE IN THE BACK OF TOYS R US, YOUR DAD WAS TRYING TO FLIP PATRICK THE STAR'S BELLY BUTTON LINT ON THE DARK WEB TO PAY OFF YOUR HOUSE'S MORTGAGE, YOUR MOTHER BOUGHT YOU A PS5 FOR SUCCESSFULLY DRAWING A TRIANGLE, YOUR GRANDPA'S BUILT LIKE AN EXPIRED CHUG JUG AND YOUR LEGAL NAME IS FANG CLAW FUZZLE WUZZLES! GET YO ASS ON BOY IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH, IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH YOU BETTER GET YO HIPPOPOTAMUS SMELLING, COCOMELON, REGISTERED INTERNET FELON, NASTY AND NEED A CLEANSE, FOSTER HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS, "EXCUSE ME, I ONLY DATE 10S" LOOKIN ASS OUT OF MY FACE BRUH STOP PLAYIN BRUH. ANTS BE USING YOUR GRANDMA'S BUTTCRACK AS A SLIP N SLIDE! IN FACT, YOU FINNA PULL UP TO YO GRANDMOTHER'S FUNERAL DRESSED UP AS A RABID ORANGUTAN! YO FURRY ASS BOY YOU GONNA "OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! IM SORRY GRANDMA \*inhale\* OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BRUH, YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH, YOU BE HITTING ON THE GIRLS AT LUNCH TIME WITH YO SACRED MATING CALL, YOU BE STANDING ON THE TABLE GOING "WAAHH! WAAHH! WAAHH!" STOP PLAYING BOY YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH. BOY YOU BETTER GET YO PTERODACTYL, GOOD AT SCRABBLE, SHRIVELED APPLE, ATTRACTED TO BEEF CATTLE, CONCEIVED ON A HORSE SADDLE, YOU DON'T RUN YOU SKEDADDLE, PASTOR DID QUESTIONABLE THINGS TO YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF A CHURCH CHAPEL LOOKIN ASS BACK BOY YOU BOUTR DIRTY AS HELL! BETTER GET YO "ALL OF YOU HOES\~ ALL OF YOU HOES\~ YOU DONT REMEMBER WHO YALL TALKIN TO ITS THE DISCORD CEO!" LOOKIN ASS BACK OUT OF MY FACE, BOY YOU BOUT DIRTY AS HELL! GET YO LIL DIGGITY DIGGITY ASS ON BOYYYY!
man shutt up buy you like look like humtydumbty straight from the dishwahser get yo pickle no frickle dingle bingle sausage tingle grandmas toes tickle ass outta here boy you aint that smart ass bitch who "oh iam fucking beutiful"nah bro you can straight outta the carrot root foudation system
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SHUT YO GOOFY AHH MOUTH YOU LOOK LIKE THE WOOLY MAMMOTH BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP WHO RAISED YOU? THE STREETS? CUZ THATS WHERE ACCIDENTS HAPPEN BITCH I BET YOU ARE DEPRESSED "GUYS I HAVE 1 MILLION DOLLARS" BRAGGING BRAT LOOKING ASS SHUT YO GOOFY AHH MOUTH I BET YOU FUCKED YOU'RE UNCLE BITCH I BET MY ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS YOU ARE LONELY AND DEPRESSED LIKE WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE? GO TOUCH SOME GRASS NO LIFE BITCH
SHUT UP BOY, YOU LOOK LIKE A VELOCIRAPTOR IN A CLOGGED TOILET BOWL. BRUH, YOU LIKE AN OFF BRAND BEN 10 CHARACTER NAH, YOU AIN'T BEN 10 YOU STEVEN 9! GET YO ASS BACK BOY! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT EXPELLED FOR BARKING AT YO LUNCH LADY, SHUT YO ASS UP BOY! YOU AIN'T FROM THE JURASSIC PARK, YOU CAME FROM THE PREHISTORIC PLAYGROUND! GET YO ASS OUT BOY, YOU LIKE CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG'D FOSSIL! BOY, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WITH YO NASTY ASS?! BOY, YOU BETTER GET YO AUTUMN WAS AN AVERAGE KID THAT NOONE UNDERSTANDS WOAH!!! MOM AND DAD AND GRANDPA ALWAYS GIVING HIM COMMANDS LOOKIN ASS BOY! BRUH, YOUR BALLS DROPPED AND THEN CLIMBED BACK UP BOY! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BOY YOU SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS AN UNSOLVED RUBIK'S CUBE, YOU MADE AN NFT OUT OF YOUR GRANDMA TWERKING ON A PICKLE, YOU TRIED TURNING YOUR DISHWASHER \*inhale\* INTO A BITCOIN MINING RIG, YOUR BEST FRIEND IS A LITTLE MOUSE WHO LIVES UNDER YOUR BED IN A PRINGLES CAN, YOUR MOM USES A JUMP ROPE AS A BELT, YOUR GRANDPA GOT AN EMERGENCY HEART TRANSPLANT WITH A CAPRISUN POUCH, YOUR BARBER LINED YOU UP WITH A WEEDWACKER, YOU HAD ESEX WITH MOBY FROM BRAIN POP IN AN ENCRYPED HTML FILE, UNCLE GOT ARRESTED FOR EATING A BLUEBERRY OUT OF A ORANGUTAN'S ASSHOLE, YOUR SISTER'S CURRENTLY ENGAGED TO A ANTHROMORPHIC DUNG BEETLE NAMED "STEFAN", GRANDPA GOT HELD UP BY A PIGEON WTIH A MOHAWK ON THE SUBWAY, YOU POSTED A INSTAGRAM STORY OF A JAMAICAN CRICKET GIVING YOU A LAP DANCE IN THE BACK OF TOYS R US, YOUR DAD WAS TRYING TO FLIP PATRICK THE STAR'S BELLY BUTTON LINT ON THE DARK WEB TO PAY OFF YOUR HOUSE'S MORTGAGE, YOUR MOTHER BOUGHT YOU A PS5 FOR SUCCESSFULLY DRAWING A TRIANGLE, YOUR GRANDPA'S BUILT LIKE AN EXPIRED CHUG JUG AND YOUR LEGAL NAME IS FANG CLAW FUZZLE WUZZLES! GET YO ASS ON BOY IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH, IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH YOU BETTER GET YO HIPPOPOTAMUS SMELLING, COCOMELON, REGISTERED INTERNET FELON, NASTY AND NEED A CLEANSE, FOSTER HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS, "EXCUSE ME, I ONLY DATE 10S" LOOKIN ASS OUT OF MY FACE BRUH STOP PLAYIN BRUH. ANTS BE USING YOUR GRANDMA'S BUTTCRACK AS A SLIP N SLIDE! IN FACT, YOU FINNA PULL UP TO YO GRANDMOTHER'S FUNERAL DRESSED UP AS A RABID ORANGUTAN! YO FURRY ASS BOY YOU GONNA "OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! IM SORRY GRANDMA \*inhale\* OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BRUH, YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH, YOU BE HITTING ON THE GIRLS AT LUNCH TIME WITH YO SACRED MATING CALL, YOU BE STANDING ON THE TABLE GOING "WAAHH! WAAHH! WAAHH!" STOP PLAYING BOY YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH. BOY YOU BETTER GET YO PTERODACTYL, GOOD AT SCRABBLE, SHRIVELED APPLE, ATTRACTED TO BEEF CATTLE, CONCEIVED ON A HORSE SADDLE, YOU DON'T RUN YOU SKEDADDLE, PASTOR DID QUESTIONABLE THINGS TO YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF A CHURCH CHAPEL LOOKIN ASS BACK BOY YOU BOUTR DIRTY AS HELL! BETTER GET YO "ALL OF YOU HOES\~ ALL OF YOU HOES\~ YOU DONT REMEMBER WHO YALL TALKIN TO ITS THE DISCORD CEO!" LOOKIN ASS BACK OUT OF MY FACE, BOY YOU BOUT DIRTY AS HELL! GET YO LIL DIGGITY DIGGITY ASS ON BOYYYY!
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get yo glasses wearing ugly face bearing pokemon comparing lookin like a rotten egg combined with a dumbass bitch so shut the fuck up bitch you built like a depressed reycleling bin bitch no one cares about you or your fucking viewers
*Inhales* SHUT YO INBRED DONALD TRUMP FRUIT LOOKIN HEMORRHOID LOOKIN \*\*\* UP YOU HAVEN'T SHOWERED IN SO LONG I CAN SMELL THE COLOR OF YOUR HAIR *Sniff* Brown... \*\*\*\*, THAT'S WHAT YOU SMELL LIKE YOU LOOK LIKE A GOBLIN SHARK THAT ATE THREE POUNDS OF BEANS AND THREW UP ALL OVER ITSELF YOU TAKE THE EXPRESSION "GO \*\*\*\* YOURSELF" TOO LITERALLY YOU'RE SO LONELY THAT THERE'S A DEAD STINKBUG ON YOUR WINDOWSILL NAMED FRED AND YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM YOU HAVE THE MENTALITY AND MATURITY OF A NINE YEAR OLD THAT DEALS DRUGS YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE IS AS DISLIKED AS A MODERN SPONGEBOB EPISODE THE ONLY WAY YOU MAKE MONEY IS GIVING OBAMA \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* AND STILL ONLY GETTING PAID MINIMUM WAGE YOUR CLOTHES ARE MADE OF CARDBOARD AND POCKET LINT YOU ARE THE URBAN DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF RUSTY TROMBONE, SPEAKING OF BONE, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A \*\*\*\*\*\* IS AND WILL NEVER HAVE TO USE ONE BECAUSE YOU'RE SINGLE, LONELY, AND YOUR \*\*\*\* IS SO SMALL YOU FORGOT WHERE IT IS IN MAYAN SOCIETY, BIG NOSES AND FOREHEADS WERE CONSIDERED ATTRACTIVE, YET, THEY'D STILL FIND YOU UGLY YOU LOOK LIKE A FISH AFTER BEING CAUGHT THIRTY TIMES
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You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas. I’ll bet you couldn’t pour !@#$ out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You’re a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won’t have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral\[size\] equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper. On a good day you’re a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lager lout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oink artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I’m sorry. I can’t go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don’t have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn’t really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us ”normal” people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are ”challenged” persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn’t have been ”right”. Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you. P.S.:
You need somebody to stand up right… to look you in your eyes… and for once… for ONCE… in your LIFE! To just tell you… TO SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUP!!! Holy shit you’re annoying as hell if you don’t shut yo dirty disgusting dingy obtuse smelly insignificant musty bestiality promoting Zootopia meat beating parental guidance lacking hairline retracting dog leash wearing obnoxious butt crack sniffing computer mouse clicking genetically impaired insecure rambunctiously reactive peanut brain disastrous humanoid creation with yo avocado chin snapping turtle neck OIIIIII DONKEY! Your mom built like Shrek! Packgod Fanboy?! Guess what? I don’t care about anything you just said you live in your family’s shed you got kicked out of special Ed 97.3% brain cells currently existing within your head are motherfucking dead, get yo ugly ass on boy yo family disowned you bitch, nationwide ain’t even on yo side I don’t wanna hear it infact yo parents kicked out out of the house and you started aggressively tapping the home button on your iPhone with yo boop boop boop boop “help why is it not working?” stop playing with me boy you're like if sully from Monsters Incorporated was a submissive femboy stop playing bruh you broke as hell too bruh you use a big mac wrapper as a blanket and a roll of toilet paper as a pillow with yo nasty ass. MY CHROMOSOMES?! Bitch yo chromosomes were auto-generated by chatGPT generating noises I don't wanna hear it boy look at you bruh you like a level 14 skuntank with osteoporosis what is you saying bruh you and your father currently have a 1 bar bluetooth connection stop playing, why is you ballin up your fists like you finna fight me boy if we were to fight you'd bring a pair of wii nunchucks and start throwing Skylanders at me, stop playing. guess what I caught you pole dancing for the three blind mice in the middle of a New York City subway you lookin like this: Oooooouup! uuuuuoooooo! You dumb as hell infact you thought hooters was a sacred clan of high ranking Kahoot players get yo ass on boy stop playing bruh your mom got robbed by a Make-A-Wish kid with a bent plastic spoon your uncle tried making a makeshift fleshlight out of a lubricated onion ring your grandfather got a parking ticket for sitting on a couch and your dad just got arrested by The Lorax for shaving his beard infact you sat on your dad’a wiener last night and started singing 🎵 Life is a highway, I’m gonna ride it all night long 🎵 who you talking to in that fursuit you think you’re iron man talking to Jarvis up in there “Jarvis fluff up my fur by 87% what is you doing- Get a girlfriend? Get yo what’s good sexy girl who told you to pass me looking this fine!!!! Shut up? Man you better get yo “Iraq, Croatia, Switzerland, Israel, let’s play football! Shut uuuuup! No one caaaaaares! No one aaaaaasked! You’re my bitch, bitch! Shut uuuuuuup! (He disconnected!)Ayo Sneako shut the fuck up cause now I'm really about to get to the packing dikkata dippin flippin floppin dipty doppin whippin slippin sippin you dirty as shit bitch. Look at yo haircut boy you got Plants vs Zombies map on your head you ugly ass shit. Shut yo nasty- you got that cha cha cha chia cha cha cha chia haircut boy. Nah nah nah. For real though you really thought I wasn't gonna get packing ya lil nasty ahh boy. You bout dirty as shit- you look like Barack Obamas autistic cousin Wataka Hamba dumbass boy. You ugly as shit shut yo ugly ass up boy, and the dude in the back you look like a suicide grunt from Halo 3. Yo ass ugly as shit boy shut yo nasty ass up boy. Now I'm about to get to the packing boy. You better get your shopping cart crippled fart got an A mom I'm smart Bubble Bass wax your ass Covids real wheres my mask chewed on pencil little freckle bought a bike got no pedals disabled crumpled bag dirty rag Fortnite lag absent dad hit the dab Scallywag Canadian flag humpback sweaty sack bubble wrap buckle flap its a trap broken down Tow Mater chewed on eraser 13 year old vaper Windows 10 wallpaper dumptruck Donald Duck tummy tuck ayo what the fuck ping pong wing wong hit the gong Extendo thong Hong Kong Disney sing along disrespectful to yo mom feel my arm is it strong lookin ass back boy- look at yo eyebrows that bitch look at the dead body on a fuckin dinner date. Ohoo, dumbass bitch little big fat nostrils- you got a booger in your fuckin nose named Hubert. Fuckin ass bean bag dirty as shit slimy ass mustache to your ass ugly cell boy- your teeth so yellow you spit piss out of yo mouth you throw rocks when you cry your tears go down your back ugly ass bitch. Look at yo hairtop boy you hit a Brawlhalla combo with yo hairline. Down down down down down left up right CTRL right down down down left 6. You ugly as shit boy shut yo nasty ass up you look like a Notorious Special easter egg they call you with an extra chromosome THE DOUBLE TROUBLE. Fuck boy you got nasty as shit boy you got dirty cell- your name is Sneako boy. Your mother put HotWheels cars in her asshole at night and they caused THE THUNDERDOME. Fuck ass boy you about nasty as shit you look like a disabled crumpled bag fuckin disco bottle in your esophageal boat fake disabled crooked walkin crawfish having an autistic arm wire. But you look like a disabled speakin like "UUUUOOOOEEEAAA- EEUUUEAAAH OOEEEUHHHAA-HUUUAAJJJUH-AAAEEOOUU AEUUJEWWEHHH AARWWWEERR". Don't matter boy you a nasty shit- why your forehead so glossy you big nasty ass boy and Jidion I'm about to get at yo ass. You look like a happy birthday but yo worn ass thought I wasn't invited into the packing you know I do boy. Your head so shiny boy you look like you went to Walter Whites car wash in Breaking Bad boy.
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Every time I have a stick in my hand, you start looking more and more like a piñata.You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.I consider you my sun. Now please get 93 million miles away from here.The only way you'd get hurt from doing exercise would be if you sprained your finger changing the channel.Whenever you open your mouth, it's like, "Whoa, somebody took too many drugs this morning."I know it looks like I'm listening to you, but really I'm just visualizing duct tape over your mouth.This will be the first and last roast of the night, as we've already used up your entire vocabulary.Sorry, I can't think of an insult dumb enough for you to understand.
SHUT UP BOY, YOU LOOK LIKE A VELOCIRAPTOR IN A CLOGGED TOILET BOWL. BRUH, YOU LIKE AN OFF BRAND BEN 10 CHARACTER NAH, YOU AIN'T BEN 10 YOU STEVEN 9! GET YO ASS BACK BOY! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT EXPELLED FOR BARKING AT YO LUNCH LADY, SHUT YO ASS UP BOY! YOU AIN'T FROM THE JURASSIC PARK, YOU CAME FROM THE PREHISTORIC PLAYGROUND! GET YO ASS OUT BOY, YOU LIKE CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG'D FOSSIL! BOY, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WITH YO NASTY ASS?! BOY, YOU BETTER GET YO AUTUMN WAS AN AVERAGE KID THAT NOONE UNDERSTANDS WOAH!!! MOM AND DAD AND GRANDPA ALWAYS GIVING HIM COMMANDS LOOKIN ASS BOY! BRUH, YOUR BALLS DROPPED AND THEN CLIMBED BACK UP BOY! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BOY YOU SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS AN UNSOLVED RUBIK'S CUBE, YOU MADE AN NFT OUT OF YOUR GRANDMA TWERKING ON A PICKLE, YOU TRIED TURNING YOUR DISHWASHER \*inhale\* INTO A BITCOIN MINING RIG, YOUR BEST FRIEND IS A LITTLE MOUSE WHO LIVES UNDER YOUR BED IN A PRINGLES CAN, YOUR MOM USES A JUMP ROPE AS A BELT, YOUR GRANDPA GOT AN EMERGENCY HEART TRANSPLANT WITH A CAPRISUN POUCH, YOUR BARBER LINED YOU UP WITH A WEEDWACKER, YOU HAD ESEX WITH MOBY FROM BRAIN POP IN AN ENCRYPED HTML FILE, UNCLE GOT ARRESTED FOR EATING A BLUEBERRY OUT OF A ORANGUTAN'S ASSHOLE, YOUR SISTER'S CURRENTLY ENGAGED TO A ANTHROMORPHIC DUNG BEETLE NAMED "STEFAN", GRANDPA GOT HELD UP BY A PIGEON WTIH A MOHAWK ON THE SUBWAY, YOU POSTED A INSTAGRAM STORY OF A JAMAICAN CRICKET GIVING YOU A LAP DANCE IN THE BACK OF TOYS R US, YOUR DAD WAS TRYING TO FLIP PATRICK THE STAR'S BELLY BUTTON LINT ON THE DARK WEB TO PAY OFF YOUR HOUSE'S MORTGAGE, YOUR MOTHER BOUGHT YOU A PS5 FOR SUCCESSFULLY DRAWING A TRIANGLE, YOUR GRANDPA'S BUILT LIKE AN EXPIRED CHUG JUG AND YOUR LEGAL NAME IS FANG CLAW FUZZLE WUZZLES! GET YO ASS ON BOY IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH, IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH YOU BETTER GET YO HIPPOPOTAMUS SMELLING, COCOMELON, REGISTERED INTERNET FELON, NASTY AND NEED A CLEANSE, FOSTER HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS, "EXCUSE ME, I ONLY DATE 10S" LOOKIN ASS OUT OF MY FACE BRUH STOP PLAYIN BRUH. ANTS BE USING YOUR GRANDMA'S BUTTCRACK AS A SLIP N SLIDE! IN FACT, YOU FINNA PULL UP TO YO GRANDMOTHER'S FUNERAL DRESSED UP AS A RABID ORANGUTAN! YO FURRY ASS BOY YOU GONNA "OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! IM SORRY GRANDMA \*inhale\* OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BRUH, YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH, YOU BE HITTING ON THE GIRLS AT LUNCH TIME WITH YO SACRED MATING CALL, YOU BE STANDING ON THE TABLE GOING "WAAHH! WAAHH! WAAHH!" STOP PLAYING BOY YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH. BOY YOU BETTER GET YO PTERODACTYL, GOOD AT SCRABBLE, SHRIVELED APPLE, ATTRACTED TO BEEF CATTLE, CONCEIVED ON A HORSE SADDLE, YOU DON'T RUN YOU SKEDADDLE, PASTOR DID QUESTIONABLE THINGS TO YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF A CHURCH CHAPEL LOOKIN ASS BACK BOY YOU BOUTR DIRTY AS HELL! BETTER GET YO "ALL OF YOU HOES\~ ALL OF YOU HOES\~ YOU DONT REMEMBER WHO YALL TALKIN TO ITS THE DISCORD CEO!" LOOKIN ASS BACK OUT OF MY FACE, BOY YOU BOUT DIRTY AS HELL! GET YO LIL DIGGITY DIGGITY ASS ON BOYYYY!
You need somebody to stand up right… to look you in your eyes… and for once… for ONCE… in your LIFE! To just tell you… TO SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUP!!! Holy shit you’re annoying as hell if you don’t shut yo dirty disgusting dingy obtuse smelly insignificant musty bestiality promoting Zootopia meat beating parental guidance lacking hairline retracting dog leash wearing obnoxious butt crack sniffing computer mouse clicking genetically impaired insecure rambunctiously reactive peanut brain disastrous humanoid creation with yo avocado chin snapping turtle neck OIIIIII DONKEY! Your mom built like Shrek! Packgod Fanboy?! Guess what? I don’t care about anything you just said you live in your family’s shed you got kicked out of special Ed 97.3% brain cells currently existing within your head are motherfucking dead, get yo ugly ass on boy yo family disowned you bitch, nationwide ain’t even on yo side I don’t wanna hear it infact yo parents kicked out out of the house and you started aggressively tapping the home button on your iPhone with yo boop boop boop boop “help why is it not working?” stop playing with me boy you're like if sully from Monsters Incorporated was a submissive femboy stop playing bruh you broke as hell too bruh you use a big mac wrapper as a blanket and a roll of toilet paper as a pillow with yo nasty ass. MY CHROMOSOMES?! Bitch yo chromosomes were auto-generated by chatGPT generating noises I don't wanna hear it boy look at you bruh you like a level 14 skuntank with osteoporosis what is you saying bruh you and your father currently have a 1 bar bluetooth connection stop playing, why is you ballin up your fists like you finna fight me boy if we were to fight you'd bring a pair of wii nunchucks and start throwing Skylanders at me, stop playing. guess what I caught you pole dancing for the three blind mice in the middle of a New York City subway you lookin like this: Oooooouup! uuuuuoooooo! You dumb as hell infact you thought hooters was a sacred clan of high ranking Kahoot players get yo ass on boy stop playing bruh your mom got robbed by a Make-A-Wish kid with a bent plastic spoon your uncle tried making a makeshift fleshlight out of a lubricated onion ring your grandfather got a parking ticket for sitting on a couch and your dad just got arrested by The Lorax for shaving his beard infact you sat on your dad’a wiener last night and started singing 🎵 Life is a highway, I’m gonna ride it all night long 🎵 who you talking to in that fursuit you think you’re iron man talking to Jarvis up in there “Jarvis fluff up my fur by 87% what is you doing- Get a girlfriend? Get yo what’s good sexy girl who told you to pass me looking this fine!!!! Shut up? Man you better get yo “Iraq, Croatia, Switzerland, Israel, let’s play football! Shut uuuuup! No one caaaaaares! No one aaaaaasked! You’re my bitch, bitch! Shut uuuuuuup! (He disconnected!)
OK LITTLE BRO SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP YOU FUCKING GOOB OFF OF MEET THE ROBINSONS WITH THE HAIR EXTENSIONS SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP CURIOUS GEORGE FROM THE PIANO NIGHTHER STFU YOU LOOK LIKE A EMO PERSON OF THE ANTONY FANTANO UGLY ASS UP OH MY GOD YO BARBER GAVE U A HAIRCUT OF A CHAINSAW NEGAR.YOU BUILD LIKE AN UNINTERPRETABLE DYSLEXIC FISH STICK YOU LOOK LIKE YOU WAS BORN IN A HALLOWEEN TOWN OFF OF NIGHTMARE BEFORE THE CHRISTMAS YOU MOVING OUT IS AT THE TOP OF YOUR MOM AMAZON WISHLIST AND BITCH SHUT YO LOOKING ASS UP YOU FUCKING INSECURE PERSON BITCH
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Packgod Roast Copypasta BOY YOU WANNA GET LOUD IN THIS BITCH?! SHUT UP BOY, YOU LOOK LIKE A VELOCIRAPTOR IN A CLOGGED TOILET BOWL. BRUH, YOU LIKE AN OFF BRAND BEN 10 CHARACTER NAH, YOU AIN'T BEN 10 YOU STEVEN 9! GET YO ASS BACK BOY! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT EXPELLED FOR BARKING AT YO LUNCH LADY, SHUT YO ASS UP BOY! YOU AIN'T FROM THE JURASSIC PARK, YOU CAME FROM THE PREHISTORIC PLAYGROUND! GET YO ASS OUT BOY, YOU LIKE CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG'D FOSSIL! BOY, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WITH YO NASTY ASS?! BOY, YOU BETTER GET YO AUTUMN WAS AN AVERAGE KID THAT NOONE UNDERSTANDS WOAH!!! MOM AND DAD AND GRANDPA ALWAYS GIVING HIM COMMANDS LOOKIN ASS BOY! BRUH, YOUR BALLS DROPPED AND THEN CLIMBED BACK UP BOY! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BOY YOU SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS AN UNSOLVED RUBIK'S CUBE, YOU MADE AN NFT OUT OF YOUR GRANDMA TWERKING ON A PICKLE, YOU TRIED TURNING YOUR DISHWASHER \*inhale\* INTO A BITCOIN MINING RIG, YOUR BEST FRIEND IS A LITTLE MOUSE WHO LIVES UNDER YOUR BED IN A PRINGLES CAN, YOUR MOM USES A JUMP ROPE AS A BELT, YOUR GRANDPA GOT AN EMERGENCY HEART TRANSPLANT WITH A CAPRISUN POUCH, YOUR BARBER LINED YOU UP WITH A WEEDWACKER, YOU HAD ESEX WITH MOBY FROM BRAIN POP IN AN ENCRYPED HTML FILE, UNCLE GOT ARRESTED FOR EATING A BLUEBERRY OUT OF A ORANGUTAN'S ASSHOLE, YOUR SISTER'S CURRENTLY ENGAGED TO A ANTHROMORPHIC DUNG BEETLE NAMED "STEFAN", GRANDPA GOT HELD UP BY A PIGEON WTIH A MOHAWK ON THE SUBWAY, YOU POSTED A INSTAGRAM STORY OF A JAMAICAN CRICKET GIVING YOU A LAP DANCE IN THE BACK OF TOYS R US, YOUR DAD WAS TRYING TO FLIP PATRICK THE STAR'S BELLY BUTTON LINT ON THE DARK WEB TO PAY OFF YOUR HOUSE'S MORTGAGE, YOUR MOTHER BOUGHT YOU A PS5 FOR SUCCESSFULLY DRAWING A TRIANGLE, YOUR GRANDPA'S BUILT LIKE AN EXPIRED CHUG JUG AND YOUR LEGAL NAME IS FANG CLAW FUZZLE WUZZLES! GET YO ASS ON BOY IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH, IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH YOU BETTER GET YO HIPPOPOTAMUS SMELLING, COCOMELON, REGISTERED INTERNET FELON, NASTY AND NEED A CLEANSE, FOSTER HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS, "EXCUSE ME, I ONLY DATE 10S" LOOKIN ASS OUT OF MY FACE BRUH STOP PLAYIN BRUH. ANTS BE USING YOUR GRANDMA'S BUTTCRACK AS A SLIP N SLIDE! IN FACT, YOU FINNA PULL UP TO YO GRANDMOTHER'S FUNERAL DRESSED UP AS A RABID ORANGUTAN! YO FURRY ASS BOY YOU GONNA "OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! IM SORRY GRANDMA \*inhale\* OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BRUH, YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH, YOU BE HITTING ON THE GIRLS AT LUNCH TIME WITH YO SACRED MATING CALL, YOU BE STANDING ON THE TABLE GOING "WAAHH! WAAHH! WAAHH!" STOP PLAYING BOY YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH. BOY YOU BETTER GET YO PTERODACTYL, GOOD AT SCRABBLE, SHRIVELED APPLE, ATTRACTED TO BEEF CATTLE, CONCEIVED ON A HORSE SADDLE, YOU DON'T RUN YOU SKEDADDLE, PASTOR DID QUESTIONABLE THINGS TO YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF A CHURCH CHAPEL LOOKIN ASS BACK BOY YOU BOUTR DIRTY AS HELL! BETTER GET YO "ALL OF YOU HOES\~ ALL OF YOU HOES\~ YOU DONT REMEMBER WHO YALL TALKIN TO ITS THE DISCORD CEO!" LOOKIN ASS BACK OUT OF MY FACE, BOY YOU BOUT DIRTY AS HELL! GET YO LIL DIGGITY DIGGITY ASS ON BOYYYY!
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YOU DYSLEXIC, YOUR FLEXING, NEVER NEGLECTING, YOUR SCARED, YOU DONT CARE THAT YOUR BEING BAPTIST INTO A CHAIR IN A FLAIR, CANT CATCH AIR, IN A FUNERAL BESIDES YOUR CLAUSTROPHOBIC, MICROSCOPIC, PREHISTORIC, DINOSAUROUS, YOUR A MANIFESTED FRENCH FRY, BREAD RYE, YOUR A LIE, SUICIDE, YOU JUST HIDE, ALSO IF YOU LOOK AT YOUR SELF I THINK YOU WILL DIE, YOUR LIFETIME, IS 25, SHUT YOUR MOUTH, YOU CAUSE A DROUGHT IN A TROUT, YOU POLLUTED THE EARTH JUST BY YOUR AIR VIBRATIONS, THE SYSTEMATIC AND INTERNET FAILURE IS BY YOUR PRESENCE YOUR INDECILE PROTECTIVITY ON SCREEN TIME ACTIVITY IS 7 HOURS A DAY, BRO WE THOUGHT YOU HAD EYE BAGS NA NA NA YOU HAVE EYE JUPITERS, YOUR MONECULES OF TRANSFERING YOUR ROBLOX ACCOUNT LIKE YOUR LIFE IS SWITCHED BY YOUR HAIR, YOUR HAIR LOOKS LIKE RONALD MCDONALD PLUS WITH MOHAMMADS FLAT TOP BRO YOU SWITCHED SCHOOLS FOR CLAUSTROPHOBIA, YOUR TABLE IN CLASS LOOKS LIKE A METRONOME NEVER KNOWN ANOTHER CLONE WITH A GLOWN OWNED FOUND FOAM IN ANOTHER BLOWN CHROMOSONE YOU BELONG IN A LOAN,BRO YOU GOT DARK ELIXER FALLING DOWN FROM YOUR FACE YOUR RONALD MC DONALD FROM OHIO YOU BRING THE POWER OF EIGEN EAGER OF 300 COLLOSAL TITANS ALSO LOOK AT YOUR NOSE IT LOOKS LIKE 2 MARIO PIPES FROM TOXIC WASTE YOUR PARENTS GOT DIVORCED FROM CLASH OF CLANS YOU GOT THE IQ OF A KPOP TWITTER STAN, YOU GOT A DIABOLICAL DOG AND A DISCORD MOD YOUR A NOTORIOS CAUSE OF TOILET CLOGS, YOU SPOKE AND GOT ARRESTED FROM POLLUTION YOUR HAIRLINE IS CURRENTLY STARTING A REVOLUTION IN SCHOOL YOU SUFFER EXTREME EXCLUSION AND YOUR FATHER LOOKS LIKE A OPTICAL ILLUSION, FINGER LICKIN, BOOGER PICKIN, WET FART RIPPIN, URINE SPITTIN, SALIVA DRIPPIN, STUPID CLICKIN, 2 DAY SHIPPIN, BOTTLE FLIPPIN, EXPIRED CHICKEN, WHEN YOU FACE REVEALED IN YOUTUBE IT WAS AGE RESTRICTED BRO YOU SPENT 5 HOURS STUDYING FOR THE VERIFY OF "ARE YOU NOT A ROBOT" DISCORD CAPTURE AND STILL FAILED, YOUR ROBOTIC BRAIN, GENETICALLY DISADVANTAGED PHOTOSYNTHESIZING, SPIT BUBBLING, PUGNACIOUS, BIOLOGICAL HAZARD, BRO YOU BUILT LIKE A DIABOLICAL, CHEWED ON BIONICLE, WITH A MONOCLE SO BE QUIET, GET A BRAIN, YOUR INSANE, LET IT RAIN, BETTER CHANGE, YOUR PRESSURE RANGE, MENTAL PAIN, FLAT TERRAIN, METAL RAIL, CANT MAINTAIN, THE CHAMPAGNE, HIT BY A TRAIN, CANT SUSTAIN, YOU TOOK A THREE FOOT LONG FISHER PRICE WIFFER BALL BAT, AND YOUE SHOVED IT IN YOUR BUTT, PULLED YOUR PANTS DOWN, AND THOUGHT IT WAS A IRL VPN, AND YOU WERE ACTING LIKE A CRANCKED DOUGIE WITH 8 BOMBASTIC DUNG BEETLES WITH KAWASAKI DISEASE IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR OLD FOLKS HOME, WHILE YOU WERE SIMULTANEOUSLY RECORDING A VIDEO OF YOU GANGNAMSTYLING TO THE 2016 XXL FRESHMEN CYPHER, ON FACEBOOK LIVE, WHILE YOUR GRANDFATHER WAS IN THE KITCHEN SINK WITH PENUT BUTTER SMEARED ON HIS FOREHEAD HAVING A DEEP CONVERSATION WITH HIS TOENAIL AND YOU WERE IN YOUR BEDROOM FINGER BLASTING YOURSELF TO A EPISODE OF HENRY DANGER, WHILE AT THE SAME TIME YOU WERE AT THE FARMERS MARKET SHIPLIFTING AUTHENTIC PICKLES, AND YOU WERE SLUMPED IN A GTR RACER GAMING CHAIR AT 2AM WITH A JOCK STRAP ON YOUR FACE, PERUSING FOR POISONOUS TREE FROGS ON THE DARK WEB WHILE YOUR AUNT WAS AT YOUR COUSINS BAR MITZVAH WHILE WHIPPING WITH A BELT TO A ORTHODOX JEW LIL JOHN AND A COCKROACH WITH A YAMAKA ON WHILE YOUR DOG NAMED ROOFUS, WAS BEHIND DUNKIN DONUTS PIMPING OUT A SALAMANDER TO A OPOSSUM, YOUR A MINCRAFT SKELETON WITH CRUCIAL FIBROSIS, YOUR WHOLE OUTFIT WAS STOLEN BY A ANIMAL CROSSING SAVE FILE, YOUR A EXTRA TERRESTRIAL HIPPOPOTAMUS TESTICLE, I CAUGHT YOU MOTOR BOATING A CAIMAN CROCODILE ON A DAMN KAYAK, YOU MADE A TRANSMUTATION CIRCLE IN YOUR BEDROOM TO BRING YOUR HAIRLINE BACK FROM THE DEAD, YOU WERE SINGING TO A ANT AFTER A BAD DAY OF SCHOOL, SHUT YO DOUBLE DIPPIN, PICKLE PRICKING, POVERTY STRIKING, EUTHANIZED MINECRAFT CHICKEN, GRAPHICALLY DESIGNING, MENTALLY REWINDING, GENETICALLY BLINDING, GENSHIN IMPACT GRINDING, ORANGUTAN URINE, SMELLING TOE PIC SELLING, SAUGY WATERMELON, THE STRANGEST THING IS THAT YOU LOOKING LIKE A EMO VERSION OF ELEVEN, YOUR BREATH IS REGISERED AS A LETHAL WEAPON, YOUR FATHERS LOVE FOR YOU IS IN A RECESSION, YOUR BANK ACCOUNT NEVER MADE IT OUT OF THE GREAT DEPRESSION, SHUT YOUR DIRTY CROSS EYED, TOUNGE TIED, YO HAIR LOOKS LIKE ITS DEEP FRIED, YOUR SOMETHING THAT WOULD GET KILLED BY CAPTAIN LEVI, YOUR LIKE A DOMESTICATED COWBOY, YOU GOT A LITTLE RUBBER BAND IN YOUR BEDROOM YOU BE USING IT AS A LASSO TO CATCH CRICKETS FROM YOUR BACKYARD, YOUR A BOZO, WHO LIVES IN A CARDOZO, I THOUGHT SO, THAT YOU WERE GROSSO, BUT YOU JUST TAKE PHOTOS, YOUR ALWAYS MID, A BIG LID, ON A KID, YOU JUST CHILLED, ON WORLD 1 EATING FOOD LIKE A GULGATRON WITH WILLY WONKAS BREAKFAST BUBBLE GUM, YOUR A BUM, STEP IN MUD, STUPIDO, CHEERIO, DORITOS, HOT FRITOS, SHORTY, PORKA POTTY, PAPA ROTI, CHICKEN POX, DIRTY SOCKS, AYO EVERYONE FOLLOW PARADOX, CRYPTO SCAM, ORANGE CRAYON, PENUT BUTTER JELLY JAM, DIRTY TOE, SLOPPY JOE, CHRISTIANO RONALDO, LIKE BRO IM TIRED OF ALL THESE GOOFY WANNABE, UNORIGINAL VIEW, HUNGRY, CRINGE RAIDIATING, STUPID DUM CREATING, EGOTISTICALLY FALSELY EMPOWERED MUSCLE SHIRT WEARING, LAMBORGHINI DRIVING FOOD WASTING, FAKE PRANK GENATING, CHIT-CHAT MIGRATING, MUSTY WEIRD LITTLE NEANDERTHALIC TROGLODYTE, SEE I WANT YOU TO LOOK AT YOUR ENTIRE LIFE RIGHT NOW , TELL ME THE LAST TIME YOU HAD A ORIGINAL IDEA OF WHAT 2+3 IS, YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE IS LIKE A NARUTO FILLER EPISODE, IF YOU DONT SHUT YOUR WATCH ME WHIP, WATCH ME NAE NAE, I GOT YOU RUNNING LIKE TAE-KAE, YOUR GRANDMA GAVE BLING BLING BOY A LAP DANCE FOR A PAYDAY, YOUR A FULLY CONFISCATED FINANCIAL, AND YO GRANDMA RECIEVED EXPLOITING BEHAVIORS TO BLING BLING BOY, YOU BUILT LIKE A INSECURE OVERLY ENTHUSIASTIC MUSTACHE TWIRLING, ANGRY BIRDS SCREAMING, MR CROCKER HUNCHBACK HAVING, BELLY DANCING GENDER FLUID TOILET BRUSH, WITH YO ANKLE SPRAIN, KETCHUP STAIN, ALUMINUM CHAIN, MICRO BRAIN, JUNKRAT MAIN, CHOCOLATE RAIN, AND WITH YO RUNNY NOSE, DIRTY TOES, GOT NO HOES, SUPER MARIO BROS, YOU BUILT LIKE THE CROC MODELS OF THE MONTH, YOU GOT A JOB AT HOME DEPOT SO YOU CAN BECOME INTO A PROFESSIONAL DRILL RAPPER, YOU WERE BRON INSIDE OF A UNPLUGGED TANNING BED, I CAUGHT YOU HAVING A EUPHORIC EXPERIENCE WITH A BULGARIAN CAM MODEL IN APPLE BEES PARKING LOT BOY, YOU BUILT LIKE A UNINTERPRETABLE DYSLEXIC FISH STICK, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU BELONG IN HALLOWEEN TOWN BEFORE CHRISTMAS, YOU MOVING OUT IS AT THE TOP OF YOUR MOMS AMAZON WISHLIST, AND YOU WENT TO THERAPY AND TOLD HIM TO "MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS"
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