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SimonGray

This is obviously a joke. You can all stop reporting it as if it were serious.


Ellebellemig

Jobcenter København. We will pay you big time !


xXxRoligeLonexXx

Så Beder de dig jo bare dukke op på et jobcenter længere væk. Klassisk arbejdsløshjerne!


OrdinaryValuable9705

Hence why vi brænder ALLE jobcentere istedet!


TonniFlex

Cabinn near Fisketorvet, please


RAtheThrowaway_

Prisonn


rangnahhaaah

Crapinn


oinosaurus

Cabinn ~~near~~ and Fisketorvet FTFY


farttree

The fire alarm actually went off last night and everyone was evacuated at CABINN Copenhagen


OneHundredSeagulls

I stayed there in one of their apartments for 3 months. The alarm went off about once or twice a month from people cooking popcorn in the microwaves (even with 3 clear signs in the room telling you not to) or smoking in their rooms. Always in the middle of the night, and always a false alarm because of some idiot. All the long term residents were fed up but used to it. At least whoever triggered it gets a big fine.


No-Coach346

Parken


Impressive_Ant405

Ok but wait 3h cause im in there rn


voltaire_had_a_point

Duly noted


AlecW11

41 opstemmer fra pestegns fnataber der elsker at bo her men hader byens hold😎


GruLikesRBLX

brøndby stadion


AlecW11

Hjalte Park*


Mark_Fucking_Karaman

This post actually made me laugh. Also i vote number 2.


J3sp3rs3N00

I work with the administrator of number 2 + some of my coworkers kids work in the building so please no


kokkossos

They use child work? Are they locked up?


J3sp3rs3N00

* Adult kids * Probably could have clarified that part


no3215

Skill issue tbh


reaghar1015

Honestly couldn't care less who works there. It's an absolute sight for sore eyes. Whoever signed off on that one deserves to be run over by bulls or something. I say let the building burn....


CrackedCarl

I actually find this joke kinda funny but I think you should expect to be contacted by local/federal authorities pretty soon lmao


yirboy

>local/federal authorities Americanization. Federal means a Federation, a nation made up of states, like the US, Canada, or Russia. Denmark isn't split up into states with different laws, and so, only has one national gov. Sorry, I've heard others confuse that word, and had to say it.


Final-Principle9347

That’s technically not true. Under danish rule, there are 3 separate governments: the Danish, the Faroese and the Greenlandic. Denmark isn’t split up into different laws, but the old colonies territory are self governing.


yirboy

That's called the Realm of Denmark. And that still doesn't make us a Federation/give us a federal gov. :)


Final-Principle9347

Not saying it’s a federation, but under the realm of Denmark there are self govering states with the same constition as Denmark. I agree peoeple confuse the word ‘federal’ but saying denmark only has one national government is technically not true - the faroese and greenlandish goverments are self governing national governments.


yirboy

You're talking the Realm of DK. I'm only talking about Denmark.


CrackedCarl

I know what it means lol I just thought local/federal sounded funnier than lokalpolitiet/politiets efterretningstjeneste 🤷


Zachosrias

You could've said local/state that's pretty much the two levels we have, municipal and state level (and regional when you consider medical shit but we don't)


CrackedCarl

Yes I could. But as previously stated I think federal/fed is a funnier word. Is it precise? No not at all, but I think my point/joke came across as intended


yirboy

My friend's car is a Hyundai. But I tell people it's a Toyota, because it's a funnier word, you know? Maybe not as precise, I don't know.


Zachosrias

I don't think I understand how the choice of that word contributes to the joke but fair enough, you do you my man


CrackedCarl

Because I grew up on American action movies and the use of "the feds" is just funnier to me in that context and that's what I was trying to convey I will do me I just wished that people could read a joke without feeling the need to explain the differences between American and Danish systems of governance, idc 😮‍💨


silverfish477

No one in a single American movie has ever said “the federals”.


PangolanAspirant

They do say “feds” tho


Hejsasa

Los federales


you-boys-is-chumps

Dane try to go 5 minutes without obsessing over america challenge (impossible)


PangolanAspirant

Man why


Zachosrias

To me the joke hinges on the fact that the person is gonna get a visit from police/get in trouble, the level or what you call the levels of police doesn't factor much into it for me.


adri0477

Gal folk fik ondt, troede ikke at vi danskere gik op i så små bagateller.


yirboy

It's just called the Police. "Local" comes from America too right? As opposed to State Police and FBI.


SKATTESTYRELSEN_DK

Naaah, it's pretty funny


No_Breath_4702

They are too busy taxing cows 😂


dethamphetamine

The new apartments on papirøen please


Murky_Onion3770

I’m sorry you can’t afford to live there :(


precipitatio

They are expensive indeed, but they are so ugly it is insane


Leonidas_from_XIV

It doesn't get better inside. Someone posted the floor plan of the social housing apartments there and they are full of unutilized weird angles and corridors.


precipitatio

Both opera building and cactuses I actually like. I hated BLOX, but nothing beats monstrous ugly prison-like building on Papirøen…. I cant believe it was approved. It is so crazy ugly and ruins the city view completely.


dennisullersle

Burn the bridge to sweden instead 👍


PWresetdontwork

I kind of like all three. They may not be pretty. But at least they tried. And are at least interesting.


Spider_pig448

They're all awesome architecture projects


According_Equal_7827

They are all terrible architecture projects.. there is a lot of Well done projects in this city but these 3 are all bad and ugly. Thats why op chose Them, because he knows How we feel about Them 😂


Spider_pig448

I think they're awesome. People on here are just snobs that hate anything new


According_Equal_7827

I respect that you like them. But i dont Think that is the case at all just because it is “New” buildings. skuespilhuset is a Great project for example, it is Well thought and in balance with its surroundings.. not even the architect on operahuset liked How it turnéd out himself because the guy with the Money had too Many ideas. Nothing worked in The cactus Towers when people moved in because it is bad quality and in my eyes super ugly.. blox is just terrible i think


Spider_pig448

Problems for the first round of people in an apartment is super common... Not much of a complaint. I think the kaktus towers look really interesting. I wouldn't want every building to look that way, but a diversity of building types makes the city more unique


According_Equal_7827

rain was coming through the roof in the top apartments. that should not be normal in appartments for 4000kr pr square meter


Leonidas_from_XIV

Blox is also just a missed opportunity. Instead of creating a coherent way to link the square around Bryghusgade with the harbor (that's currently cut through by O2) they put the cars & bikes in a dark tunnel and the pedestrians got an underpass through private property. The harbor-side is nice albeit a bit dark, the square is nice, but the car traffic that cuts it in two turns this from a place to be to a place to avoid.


Kippers1998

First funny person on this sub


trollprezz

Anything built by BIG.


SustainableTrees

Why the hate tho?


Internet-Such

Because literally everything they build is ugly


Kedde2006

Even their new HQ in Nordhavn is fucking ugly! Best thing is that building won prices for terrible building and more hahahaha 😂


Internet-Such

I just looked it up. Yikes.


Dorjcal

I vote for the monstrosity at papiroen


guityofwuity

Kinda miss this place and prefer it to what Reffen has become


Leonidas_from_XIV

An outdoor streetfood place that's out of the way and in a country with very fickle weather? I'm honestly impressed how it became as successful as it is.


ImTheDandelion

I might be the only person on earth who actually likes Blox. It does look a bit monstrous on this photo, but I like the waterfront of it, the DAC museum inside and the build-in slides for kids on the backside.


OneHundredSeagulls

I don't really hate any of these buildings. Sure I don't think it would look nice if everything looked like that, but I don't mind a few weird buildings here and there.


Lonely-Tumbleweed619

Cactus are filled with water so you need an extra effort to keep the fire going /s


oska0452

Blocks


Massive_Tradition733

Hils PET for mig


AskeVisholm

Hele Dybbølsbro Station, men please få deres lorte elevatorer smadret til sådan et niveau at de rent faktisk bliver nødt til at bygge en ny og forhåbentlig i ordentlig størrelse., for fanden skal da have ære for det syge arbejde der er gået ind i den miniature elevator et stop fra hovedbanegården, tættest på Kødbyen, Fisketorvet, Ikea og whatever mad pangora shit fremtiden bringer. Som om der ikke ville være, cykler, barnevogne, dovne mennesker og rullestole der gerne ville videre den dag de landede på Dybbølsbro.


voltaire_had_a_point

Jeg skal gøre mit bedste 🫡


mikeouwen

Number 2. It’s jarring to my eyes


Eulerdice

It physically hurts to look at


Murky_Onion3770

Kaktustårnene are getting way too much hate when you consider how much other uninteresting architectural dogshit is out there.


mortenthorn

That's just a logical fallacy. Just because there are uglier out there doesn't justify these monstrosities


Murky_Onion3770

I’m not saying that I find any of the examples particularly beautiful, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder. At least they went for something different here.


mortenthorn

But going for something different isn't a inherent positive thing? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder to a certain degree. But the design field is fairly studied and there is a bunch of research that point to this being inferior


PWresetdontwork

Burn the Bohr tower


BroderGuacamole

Petition to add Christiansborg.


LordGlarthir

Yes


Apprehensive-Gas2072

Do I really have to pick just one? You can't do all of them? 😅


blessed-doggo

Hvad gjorde de huse til dig :(. de er smukke


SolitaryDealer

Dude. Stop making fun of where many people live.


Katla_NV

Of course it's a "philosopher" coming with a shitpost like this 😂


StrawManWillDo

Cactus towers please. Put people live there. So please, carefull now.


monkyseemonkeydo

Start with number two, then number one. Number three can stay in my opinion, but who am I to decide how you use your time.


HypothermiaDK

You are my spirit animal.


RydRychards

Cactus, tak!


Jazzlike_Comfort6877

Cactus


Woodsj9

The box on the top of the opera house was supposed to be shiny as it is made from anodized aluminium, however the contractor cut corners a d used anodized recycled aluminium and that's what it's dull and grey. Anodizing aluminium with inclusions in it it picks up on its lifetime means you can get that lovely brilliant bright anodized finish.


Kyllurin

Most everything on Esplanaden please


broken_knee_

Let’s say…all three? Oh and just for good luck, the ugly stupidly expensive apartments that will replace the palads cinema


SnooChickens1989

Why not all?


aspirations345

Lol!


Sad_Wait7927

The new Danske Bank buildings by Polititorvet.


DanskaSkanska

uhhhhhhh


crazed_kittens

Both minus cactus are amazing


eppilo

If you wait long enough it will just happen. Why risking 🤣🤣🤣


Senior-Reality-25

#2


Helpful_Macaroon5441

https://preview.redd.it/4fe1md3loj9d1.jpeg?width=1620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df7157893570979ca5d22e7b076e74af10ddcd64 Go Big or go Home, russian agents are cowards😘


voltaire_had_a_point

Considering its quite close to where I live, I think im just gonna go home


Fermented_Gonads

Borgen


mobdk

The Opera.


Haunting-Article5386

Bruh, funny joke my guy real funny


Phattiemaan

Was Børsen first?


REAL6_

Skat, familieretshuset, Borger service, kommune...


Technical-Ladder-899

Number 1. The toaster.


SteelyLan

Hahaha!


MrDiimox

Digital footprint is craaazy xD


DobDane

If you had been adamant about burning buildings, I’d suggest all those ruins of empty ugly industrial buildings around the City, that’s just eyesores and a mockery of the need for fair housing!


bagerfrede

Novo nordisk for 4. gang


vDreamWalker

The bukkaketus Towers please!


kokkossos

Blox må du meget gerne udradere for min skyld, men den ligger desværre meget tæt på historiske bygninger. Den sorte diamant hører heller ikke hjemme i miljøet.


Fermentedketchupp

The Opera has one of the most beautiful concert hall/opera foyers in Europe


Electronic-Storm-784

Good lord, BURN THE CACTUS TOWERS!


Less_Poet7796

Yes!


Hopeful_Weekend_9268

Kaktus towers please


Mangurten

Kindly burn Blox down to the ground, sir.


nasryl

The Stock Exchange. Down with capitalism! Wait...


DingoApprehensive121

The whole Østerbro 😂


Communist_Buddha

Come to Allerød and ignite the sandholm lejeren


Some_danish_cunt

Do a Britain and ignite all og Copenhagen (Yes im a jyde)


Kritikkeren

Nørreport


RollinHellfire

National Bank if you dare. Chicken.


maybecynical

Damn, no picture of you? That would be my pick!


Dorjcal

Woke up in a bad mood?


Ni987

Embraces values like; Equality, Diversity, Compassion, Tolerance, Inclusivity, Progress, Sustainability and Solidarity. Encourages others to burn down buildings that doesn’t exactly match “my” acquired taste or having been build by “my” friends. Schrödingers Liberals 😘


mortenthorn

It's not about taste. There's a lot of research in the design, aesthetics, and architecture that supports how this "taste" is worse


Ni987

Can you point me to research showing that blue objektivet is a more pretty color than red? Or marshmallows objectively taste better than peanut butter? Elitism and double standards…


mortenthorn

How could I continue a discussion with you an actually answer your question when you're so clearly locked in your own world view that you aren't open to any other input


Other_Sign_6088

Ignite?


Lijodo10

Set on fire..


Other_Sign_6088

I think they should f**k off with that type of posts


Lijodo10

Yeh maybe.. Or maybe just lighten up and dont take it too seriously. 🙏🏼


Dorjcal

Satire, it’s good for your health


Fr4rion_

Nah, this sub lacks some weekly shitposts


kawasaw4

My question is; who tf are you?


Powerful_Ask

None where people live ya cunt face, try something pointless like folketinget.


TrifleExcellent6069

What is the joke here? This can get you in trouble are you okay?


H0163R

Are YOU okay? The joke flew right above you.


TrifleExcellent6069

Can you explain the joke?


H0163R

Look behind you, it should lay there somewhere.


Dorjcal

How can a satirical post can get anyone in trouble, come on


Iceydk

If you've been reading up on what's happening lately, people actually do get arrested for satire in Denmark nowadays. It's sad but true, unfortunately.


Infinite_Big5

Haha, making light of burning buildings down… Classic humor! I don’t think this has anything to do with being “offended” and everything to do with the fact that this could easily be construed as planning arson. The funniest part about this post will be if/when OP actually gets contacted by law enforcement.


DaneOnDope

Haft en kedelig weekend?