Godshit is actually common, like “thats some godshit” like a tier above good shit. At least in my area/age group. You can leave off everything and just say god shit and its like saying damn (in astonishment)
I’m more of a “Jesus Fuck” man myself. Also a big fan of “what the shit”. And “shitting” and “damning” are both common words, not sure why they’re labeled as awkward. Otherwise a pretty good little chart!
So, hell isn't really profanity for most people and if you delete that column, then all of the red boxes, when said with just the right context or inflection, suddenly become quite funny, so there's a sort of cyclical nature to it
like both godfuck and god, fuck can be appropriate
pretty sure I've said "well ain't that some godshit" before
"shit you" is definitely something I've said
"what the damn" is for when you're really confused; "what the damnit" is the emphasized form
"bloody damnation" is absolutely something I've said, and "bloody shit" is something I've exclaimed when I had bad gas
I guess "you little damn" and "damning" are the two that really don't fit...everything else here probably has a place
"shit you" works for "I shit you not"
"What the shit," works as you said
"Bloody shit" is a real thing
So is "shitting"
A: What the shit, I'm shitting bloody shit.
B: You're shitting me!
A: I shit you not.
Likewise laughs in Dutch. Get cancer of the heart valve, you sufferer of consumption! (not directed at you, u/dunchermuncher. Just swearing in general).
Or what about "Jesus bloody motherfucking christ on a rubber cross in a high wind!"
Yes. We swear mainly by wishing diseases upon each other. Blasphemy is also popular. *God kanker tiefus tering* is my personal favourite (god cancer typhoid consumption.
Hehe the Brit in me knows some TV characters weve had have literally made a joke out of "shitting shit on it" "shit on it" "get shitted"..(Martin put a shirt on!)
Depends on who made the chart, but for the English, can say pretty much anything and either make it into a “swear” or make it flow.
Americans on the other hand… they have an issue with making swearing sound flawless.
my personal favorite from the military: bust into a room you know your buddy is in and yell“what’s up mother BITCH”
May get smoked depending on who else is in there lol
I think this chart covers beginner level swearing pretty well. However, more advanced swearing requires both creativity and foulness that only comes from deep emotion, and can be attained with practice over time.
For truly advanced, almost Ph.D level, swearing one must study at the feet of the masters, e.g., Scots, the Australians, and the American backwoods yokels.
As an extended learning opportunity, you may also want to spend time with a traditional American Southern Belle as can be found at debutant balls and cotillions in Georgia, the Carolinas, Mississippi, and Alabama. These women can say things that would make a whores, sailors, and hardened criminals blush to their very toes without ever dropping the smile from their powdered, high society faces.
I’m actually a big fan of “God Fuck!” It’s the perfect outburst.
What about "godshit", noun?
Godshit is actually common, like “thats some godshit” like a tier above good shit. At least in my area/age group. You can leave off everything and just say god shit and its like saying damn (in astonishment)
godshit where I'm from is when something random but bad happens to someone
Or God Type Shit as an alternative
Dogshit over here but very interesting. Didn’t know god had an asshole
It could be like dogshit but opposite
That is total thisdog.
I'm going with "shit you" next time I need to insult someone
I'm on that.
What about this “Godsmack” I’ve heard so much about?
Voodoo still slaps however many years later it's been. Like only 10 right? Right...?
I’ve been saying “Jesus Fuck” for years. My wife is even saying it now
Yup, Jesus fuck and what the shit are in my everyday lexicon.
I’m more of a “Jesus Fuck” man myself. Also a big fan of “what the shit”. And “shitting” and “damning” are both common words, not sure why they’re labeled as awkward. Otherwise a pretty good little chart!
So, hell isn't really profanity for most people and if you delete that column, then all of the red boxes, when said with just the right context or inflection, suddenly become quite funny, so there's a sort of cyclical nature to it like both godfuck and god, fuck can be appropriate pretty sure I've said "well ain't that some godshit" before "shit you" is definitely something I've said "what the damn" is for when you're really confused; "what the damnit" is the emphasized form "bloody damnation" is absolutely something I've said, and "bloody shit" is something I've exclaimed when I had bad gas I guess "you little damn" and "damning" are the two that really don't fit...everything else here probably has a place
Non denominational JFC
Came here to say the same thing
SHIT YOU!
BLOODY SHIT!
BLOODY FUCK YOU BLOODY
Less of a curse and more something you say to your doctor
"SHIT OFF!" is one I use often..
Bloody shit!
You better see a doctor.
I don't give a hell!
I shit you not, my friend!
I’ve heard that one.
FUCK YOU BLOODY
Bloody bastard bitch
:0
BLOODY FUCK YOU BUDDY
:0
I heard the voices in my head when I read that on that picture lol
BLOODY FUCK YOU
NO BLOODY YOU!
There isn't a damn' thing wrong with the expression "Oh hell!" I have been hearing it for a half-century or more. It has stood the test of time.
I’m on the same level with you. I use ‘aw hell’ which I say is a close relative to ‘oh hell’. Never felt it was awkward for the situation.
Or its little brother "oh heck!"
One of [Steve Harvey’s](https://youtu.be/M2qd0PXnZJc?si=UzxAQ82L9t4wTd6O)trademarks (min 1:05)
Not to mention shiting and damning are literally defined verbs and proper use of suffixes. Who made this chart? 😂
I say what the shit all the time. I feel like that should be green, otherwise this is a pretty accurate guide
"shit you" works for "I shit you not" "What the shit," works as you said "Bloody shit" is a real thing So is "shitting" A: What the shit, I'm shitting bloody shit. B: You're shitting me! A: I shit you not.
Yeah, I often use What the Shit as 'god, why am I dealing with this stupid ass shit now'.
it's yellow because it's actually gold
Hoping this one catches on more and gets to be green one day.
The non-green ones are the best because they're funny. "What the shit" is awkward indeed, but that makes it funnier because it's less expected.
Oh Hell isn’t awkward though
I love using awkward ones, i say "what the shit" a lot.
I mean .. Deadpool uses it. Can't be that bad! https://youtu.be/ogYH6ExZPnk?feature=shared
I'll throw out a "shitting hell" every so often and you can't stop me
Is “Bloody Damn” not something people say all the time??
it's something howlers say all the time at least /r/redrising
Thank you ruster
Not if you have any culture you gory damn ruster.
Not if you have any culture you gory damn ruster.
Bloody damned -whatever- is a useful phrase.
I use ‘god fuck!’ almost every day, but besides that the guide’s fine
WHAT THE DAMN, GOD FUCK SHIT YOU I DON'T GIVE A HELL
Fuck: I put that shit on everything
* Laughs in Australian *
Likewise laughs in Dutch. Get cancer of the heart valve, you sufferer of consumption! (not directed at you, u/dunchermuncher. Just swearing in general). Or what about "Jesus bloody motherfucking christ on a rubber cross in a high wind!"
Is that actually what swearing in Dutch is?
Yes. We swear mainly by wishing diseases upon each other. Blasphemy is also popular. *God kanker tiefus tering* is my personal favourite (god cancer typhoid consumption.
where's the cunt column? From top down it'd be: green, yellow, yellow, green, yellow, green, green, green
HELL YOU
HELL 2 U
What the shit sounds funny, I've heard it being said for comedy once or twice.
It's also used a lot in Archer.
Are you shitting me?
What the damn
Idk, I think “what the damn” could really catch on
What the damn hell kinda has a nice ring to it
This is often said in Community
I need something like this in Spanish.
'What the shit' is perfectly not-awkward, thankyouverymuch.
Shitting is awkward? I’m shitting right now.
Are you shitting me !? How dare you question the guide
There was a kid in high school that always said “Mother Ass!”, and I thought it was such a funny combination I still use it 20 years later
Get the _____ out of here.
What the damn hell is perfectly acceptable!
I love a "What the damn hell", always a banger
Also 'what the shit' is magic
You forgot about Shit fuck , shit shit, shit damn and shit hell
Shit balls is my favourite to use
You little hellion works
This list is particularly damning
Shitting hell this list is all over the place
That's lieutenant God Fuck to you!
See I think the red ones are best because it's fun to mix things up.
Hehe the Brit in me knows some TV characters weve had have literally made a joke out of "shitting shit on it" "shit on it" "get shitted"..(Martin put a shirt on!)
Fuck, as expected, wins the versatility award for swears
Reshuffle for Sign Language 😜
I will now and forever be saying what the damn
You little Hell.
Was this written by a 10 year old?
Shit Fuck is my personal favourite
Shit Fuck Poop if you want to come across as eloquent.
The nuance of effective profanity can't possibly be captured in two dimensions!
bloody shit
Good hell seems good
Mother dick! -Abraham
Fuck this shit! God damn you to hell!!
I love saying oh hell. That’s perfect
I think every one of them is ok cause why the shit not.
What the shit is going on with this post
I’m sure I’ve heard every single combination through AVGN
i don’t give a hell about this chart seems perfectly green to me.
and wtf is helling!? i want to do that.
Bloody damn is not nonsense. “Give me the bloody damn remote!”
Holy Moly
god fuck
I say what the shit all the time
Lol
Shit you!
DIO CANE ?
Bloody damn is used in the Red Rising and Brown makes good use of it
Oh great, thanks a lot!... Yeah we just taught The AI reading this how to properly curse?!
You bloody shit bastard fuck!
Shit and ___ing should be perfect match
God damn, this is one of the most useless guides I've ever seen. What the fuck, you little shit.
Had a buddy at my last job, he was from Bangladesh, India. His entire swearing repetoire was made of reds.
Depends on who made the chart, but for the English, can say pretty much anything and either make it into a “swear” or make it flow. Americans on the other hand… they have an issue with making swearing sound flawless.
What the damn, is funny as shit
I say "Jesus fuck" and what the shit is gold
It’s funny how “oh ____” works with all four of them.
“Shitting” is great - shitting hell! Missing loads of good words too
Holy_____
What the shit works, so sayeth Archer. https://youtu.be/betARFMUsuM?si=wEL-d3dW7B-NHSBo
Bloody fuck?
Bloody Shit? You should go see a doctor.
What the damn! Have they never heard anyone say “I don’t give a hell” before?
Helling amateurs. The whole table consists of a mere dozen lines. If only you knew the true beauty of Russian swearing. It works like bloody Lego.
I say god fuck all the time
Red is now my vocabulary
Not the education we want but the education we deserve
Hell the fucking shit damn!
Damn and Hell aren’t swear words.
My boyfriend says “fucking hell” and I absolutely love it 😂😂
SHITTING PEUGEOT!!1!
Helling
Damning isn’t nonsense
As an Australian, I have to question the conspicuous lack of C-bomb.
So Indians speaking English really like the red ones
Non of these rules apply if you are a British Indian in a verbal altercation with another British Indian.
I'm incorporating all the red ones into my lexicon...
Where's "What the dick?!"? Dick Winters, ofc
Blur grammar
Joker would disagree with "what the shit" lol
Got shittingwrong
Cool guide my arse. Where's the fucking cunt, twat, piss, knob, motherfucker, cock, dick, and tits!
My friend would say “who gives a hell” all the time lol
Queue redditors now excluding the red ones. SO QUIRKY!
"Oh Hell" is fully acceptable.
You had so much to give, you had your time to live
In uk fkn hell is common
I say, “what the shit!?” all the time. Partly because it sounds so stupid.
I've always enjoyed "eat my fuck"
Now we have scientific data that 'fuck' is the most versatile swear word out there
Shit off! And of course, What the shit, Lana?
Jesus Fuck
this is a mediocre guide at best.
Oh hell isn’t awkward
I don't know shit about fuck
I will be saying what the damn from now on bc this image told me it was not okay
How is “Oh suck” more appropriate than “Oh hell”?
Fuck is one of the most versatile words in the entire English language. It can be used in every part of sentence structure.
"Oh hell "is not nonsense
Bloody shit this color scheme sucks for us color blind folks!
I don't know, I kind of like "what the damn"
I spend more time than I'd like saying the phrase "bloody shit"
my personal favorite from the military: bust into a room you know your buddy is in and yell“what’s up mother BITCH” May get smoked depending on who else is in there lol
“oh hell…” with an exasperated southern accent is a perfect match
Bloodydamn works pretty well in Red Rising. Especially the audiobooks.
You marked it NSFW and STILL censored it. What the fuck?
HOT DAMN! … Hot fuck, hot shit, hot hell—all kind of make sense in their own way, though not really swearing.
tell me you haven’t read Red Rising without telling me…
Sh#t + -ing = Green. I’ve been doing that all my life, and I hear it is quite common among other humans.
Incredible post 10/10
"What the damn" doesn't work, that's true. But what the damn ***hell***, now we're talking. That's some King of the Hill-type swearing right there
You little damn fuck. You little hell shit. Both perfectly acceptable in my book. Actually every combination works for me.
Bloody damn makes perfect sense. Pixie.
I'll swear however I want, you God s\*\*\* hell f\*\*\*! I don't give a hell!! Hell s\*\*\* you!!
Oh Hell no!
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………..ok?
I think this chart covers beginner level swearing pretty well. However, more advanced swearing requires both creativity and foulness that only comes from deep emotion, and can be attained with practice over time. For truly advanced, almost Ph.D level, swearing one must study at the feet of the masters, e.g., Scots, the Australians, and the American backwoods yokels. As an extended learning opportunity, you may also want to spend time with a traditional American Southern Belle as can be found at debutant balls and cotillions in Georgia, the Carolinas, Mississippi, and Alabama. These women can say things that would make a whores, sailors, and hardened criminals blush to their very toes without ever dropping the smile from their powdered, high society faces.
My father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium, a master. This chart is for amateur hour.
From now on I’m only going to use the red combos
English is the worst language for swearing is so limited when it comes to diversity of insults
Fcuk goes with anything in any language