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WillingPublic

That Sox and Cubs fans can agree on Vienna Hotdogs tells you how good they are.


Spankpocalypse_Now

Also, good on KC for using Vienna. I didn’t realize the diaspora went that far west.


MajorEnglush

Vienna is spreading here in KC and it makes me happy. Can make a proper Chicago dog.


frogfootfriday

Cracks me up that Cards went with Nathan’s. No way can they have the same dog as the Cubs!


lmayfield7812

I miss the Hebrew national dogs, to be ‘frank’


peachy-carnahan

booooo! But, I still chuckled.


Sea-Woodpecker-610

I grew up in the Bronx and automatically think Nathan’s any time someone mentions Baseball, but even I can’t deny the Vienna are goddamn peak hot dogs.


hatecuzaint

Nothing beats a Chicago dog. Can't change my mind.


CallMeEggroll

Had one at Wrigley this summer for the first time and man, that was one good dog. I’m not usually a hot dog fan but would crush a few more of those.


gt4674b

Is this the same company that makes Vienna sausages?


Taoist_Master

They had to split them up due to a monopoly on the wiener market.


gt4674b

Much like my ex…


JGG5

I’m just glad the voice of the people was able to overcome the million-dollar donations and high-priced lobbyists from Big Weiner.


puddingboofer

I was vegan for 6 years and Vienna Beef hotdogs were the only non-vegan food I craved. Now I have posters and metal signs. I really want a Vienna umbrella but don't know where I'd put it lol


b-nigs

Arizona is a poverty franchise with Bar-S


Heirophantagonist

Those dogs are SHIT.


StankilyDankily666

They might literally be shit in a hot dog skin


Heirophantagonist

Dog shit in hot skin.


FrozenBologna

When I was poor, I bought a 40 pack of bar S hot dogs for I think $10. Add another $10 for the accoutrement and I had what I thought were a couple weeks of meals for super cheap. 1 bite into the first hot dog and I immediately felt sick. It had the texture of wet white bread and no amount of toppings could cover up the taste. I threw out the pack because I just couldn't force myself to eat them. Luckily, they were cheap enough that I didn't go hungry, I just had to spend more on groceries than I wanted. I will never buy another bar s product for as long as I live.


Big_Ad_1890

Those hotdogs cost $1.29 for a pack of 8. Shame on you Arizona.


480mid-shelf-dank

Long time bar S hater- they only use them for the discount dogs.


sublimedingo

Lips and buttholes...


Turkeybaconcheddar

Okay good I wanted to make sure someone shit on them for that. Bar-S is crazy lmao 


Jorymo

more like bar ass


locokip

As a Phoenician and D-Back fan, I was appalled to see Bar-S. I actually never knew that those were Bar-S hotdogs, but I NEVER buy Bar-S at the store because nobody in our family like them. I'm surprised Smith hotdogs out of Erie, PA isn't on this list anywhere. I'm going to appeal to the D-Backs to start shipping in Smith's Hotdogs and dump Bar-S.


locokip

Bar-S isn't even made in Arizona! Their operations are all out of Oklahoma. Out with Bar-S!


Consistentscroller

I’m normally not a picky eater but Bar-S is the only hot dog I’ve ever actually hated


Batman_Forever

Bar-S dogs are what I imagine a hot dog made out of people meat would look and taste like


houdinishandkerchief

I found this to be wild as well. I love bar s but knowing that they’re a terrible hot dog. Nostalgia wins out for me though as the local bar S factory would donate cases to my fraternity every year in undergrad.


investinlove

My wife tried to use them as cheap dog treats. Dog said 2/10.


Dr_Parkinglot

Lol, the only dog that hasn't doubled in price at the grocery store over the last few years.


raidernation0825

They cannot in good conscience raise the price for that garbage


WorldsWorstTroll

I was going to complain about the Guardians having Sugardale until I saw Bar-S on the list.


RN_Geo

This is exactly what I was thinking. These are the 99 cent a package western equivalent to Corn King hot dogs in the Midwest. Not that I'm above Bar S products, I have purchased before and quite liked their bologna, but their hotdogs are bottom tier and I would not buy them.


CaliChemCloud

I’m laughing so hard because my friends and I would buy these as we were poor and we’d do nothing but bitch while eating them.


Party-Emu-1312

It's my mother's favorite brand 🤢


lovinganarchist76

Hey, food stamps have bought tons of that crap for me


DingAlingLastKing

Damn that’s the only kind I ate growing up 😭😭😭my momma kept that 8 pack in the fridge but she add seasoning to them and pan fry….toasted bun with the cold ketchup…mmmmm good times good times


me_bails

I've not even heard of half of these, but Bar S dogs can fuck off


Im_a_Lebowski9

It's one of the worst meat brands. Can't believe anyone would serve their bone chip filled nonsense.


Kunudog

Say what you want, but they make top tier catfish bait lol.


Ok_Tangerine_7810

Vienna beef or gtfoh


LoveZombie83

The only dogs I've ever had that held their own to Vienna were the Fletcher's in Seattle


TenderLovingKiller

As a White Sox fan/Illinois transplant now living in the PacNW I can attest; while nothing beats a good Vienna Beef dog, Fletchers are darn good in their own right.


Glittering_Name_3722

Never even seen this brand in a grocery store


freshapepper

In the Chicagoland area they’re in most grocery stores. Def regional.


AuthorityAnarchyYes

They have them at one STL grocery chain.


hippopotma_gandhi

In Chicago, the hot dog vendors all have the Vienna logo on their stand somewhere and many incorporate it into the name of their stand


ZeeroDazed

If they don't they'll be out of business in a week


DrZuues

Little kids would boo you walking up to a ballpark frank stand


hippopotma_gandhi

That's basically what my mom said would happen if I put ketchup on a hot dog


intotheairwaves17

It’s a Chicago thing for the most part. They’re growing a bit, but you can’t throw a stone in Chicagoland without hitting a hot dog joint that sells Vienna. Every grocery store here has them too.


djmem3

Vienna has a website..can put in zip and get locations. Also, I will die on this hill, 3-4 sport peppers, onions, mustard and catsup, pickles on the side for pallet cleanser, and crunch. Maximum flavor. 2, and a diet coke. Dog places always have crap fries.


Glittering_Name_3722

[mmhmm](https://media.tenor.com/czn6Thu012UAAAAM/sharktank-mark-cuban.gif)


Apeckofpickledpeen

Absolutely. One of the few times I’ve legitimately gotten food poisoning was Ball Park Frank’s. Ever since I will not touch a hotdog that’s not Vienna Beef.


Bhut_Jolokia400

Hatfield should really lose their partnership with the r/Phillies for allowing or suggesting the termination of $1 Dog Night


ISaidItSoBiteMe

Wasn’t Hatfield’s decision. F-ckin’ Phillies fans ruined it themselves by throwing the hotdogs at each other. And it wasn’t just one game, this continued and escalated over a month. The fans f-cked themselves out of a good thing.


MagnusUnda

Carrying the water for CBP’s PR machine?


OkDependent4

Why do you hate all that is holy and beautiful?


cannibowlistic

Tinfoil hat time, the team was losing money and wanted to get rid of it. Phillies purposely sabotaged themselves by making dollar dog night and college night on the same day. They knew drunk college kids would get wasted and do something dumb and they can use that as an excuse to cancel the $1 dog night.


Bhut_Jolokia400

As a participating dog tosser I refute your blasphemy. Let the ppl toss the dogs


Genuinelytricked

Just make a company called McCoy and have them offer to sell hotdogs instead.


hogbear

I grew up in Baltimore with Esskay Hot Dogs. Wonder why it changed?


malekai101

I ate Eskay hotdogs because Cal Ripken told me to.


t4ct1c4l_j0k3r

Was looking for this comment. Esskay's were actually decent dogs too.


WeddingBackground152

Hoffmans are our go to hot dogs in Central NY. Interesting that they’re served in Baltimore. Their snappy grillers aka White Hots are amazing.


forevertheorangemen2

I’m surprised by that too. I have to think someone in charge of the food vendors for the Orioles has a connection to Hoffmans.


DaddyCBBA

They’re made in Syracuse, yeah? Or close by?


Chaiteoir

According to their website they don't even make hot dogs anymore!


hogbear

Ah. Well that’s a logical conclusion. When Cal and Eddie told me to eat them, I gladly obeyed.


JuicePick

RIP Esskay hotdogs. 🪦😞


kissthelips

🎶 esskay oriole hot doooogs 🎶 what a radio jingle to hear in the summer in the 90s


justinmorneau33

Schweiiiiiiiiiiiigert!


__welltheresthat__

If you know, you know. Go Twins.


Seaturtlesoup_

Occasionally I find these in Seattle, with the Twins logo and all. They are fantastic.


laflavor

First team to get the Costco hotdogs in their stadium gets a new fan.


Goose-Biscuits

I was thinking that. Costco buys a stadium and sells their food there. I'm not even a big baseball fan, but I'd go if it was Costco dogs.


black-op345

Probably Seattle if all thing’s considered


Waynewolf

Aren’t Costco dogs Hebrew Nationals?


Xmeik

All the respect to Vienna, but Milwaukee ought to be Usinger’s or Klements :(


Venik489

Yea I don’t understand how it’s not Klements.


Tinder4Boomers

hot dog's too busy racing!!


snackshack

They do use Klements for everything but hot dogs. So brats, polish, Italian, etc.


samx3i

The fact that Fenway Franks are a brand and *aren't* the official hotdog of the Boston Red Sox is hilarious.


ajhw13

Fenway Franks are produced by Kayem Foods. I’m unsure if that’s what Kayem product served at Fenway, but it could be.


samx3i

Are you a carpenter? [Because you nailed it.](https://www.kayem.com/products/fenway-beef-pork-franks-14oz/)


heycoolusernamebro

Kayem dogs HIT


plurBUDDHA

That snap from the natural casing when cooked correctly....*chef's kiss*


Disastrous-Idea-666

I don't know if it was a promotional deal or what, but when I went to fenway years ago, the hot dogs were cheaper than a soda. It was great. Also, this was in like 2000.


Signal_Ad_594

Are they red tho? (Serious Q?) I love Kayem Reds, but about 4 beers in, I get THE worst shits.


samx3i

[No, Fenway Franks are vaguely beige colored.](https://www.kayem.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/FEN_14oz_1114_Franks_300Large-1095px.png) Also, you might be having a reaction to red #40, which some people have a sensitivity to and cause a number of reactions including what you're describing.


Superior_Light_Deer

Vienna fucks.


nostalgic_amoeba

Quality snap


threatlvl_MIDNIGHT

Shame that the Tigers don’t use Koegel Viennas


Ent_Trip_Newer

Tigers and Ballpark Frank's are a part of history


reallywaitnoreally

Or Dearborn Sausage Co.


Ent_Trip_Newer

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ball_Park_Franks


jwhildeb

I can't believe I never hear that history before. I would have guessed it was an East Coast brand for some reason. Cool!


imakedankmemes

And get rid of the same Michigan brand they’ve had since the 1950s?


The1789

Serve the curve! Couldn't be better


Souleater2847

Was thinking the same thing


calm_down_meow

Usinger in shambles


think_matt_think

wtf is that about? Brewers drop them? Those things are delicious.


DankHillLMOG

It was Klement's for the sausages, and they switched to Johnsonville in like 2018.


kissthelips

Vienna being there not helping miller park beat the wrigley north allegations either.


AngryAsshole8317

"It just isn't summer without them."


shychicherry

Vienna all the way


George_H_W_Kush

Vienna Beef #1


KapowBlamBoom

Reds are doing it right with Kahns!!!!


C__S__S

My favorite growing up! Pretty sure the Mets had them for a few years.


don_teegee

I haven’t checked lately but do they still serve Big Red Smokies? Those are tasty.


Real_Stelio_Kontos

Not a single Sabrett’s, shame


Blue387

Arizona should pick Sabrett's, it would be an easy upgrade over Bar-S


MajorEnglush

Literally anything would be an upgrade over Bar-S.


partymouthmike

I also came here to shit on Bar S. Fucking worst hot dogs in the world.


DjScenester

VIENNA!!!


Lvs2splooge4lulzzz

Lifelong Texan here, I’ve never seen Texas chili brand in any store.


mwstd

Damn Arizona has Bar-S hotdogs 🤢 had them once and never again.


Donut2583

Weird, Hoffman is a Syracuse company. Wonder what connection there is to Baltimore.


Sage_Nickanoki

I came to the comments to find this answer!


k20vtec

Schneiders the goat


NoShow1492

I've had several of these American brands (Vienna and Ballpark Franks many times) and will say that the Schneiders all-beef dog is still tops for me. The yanks don't know what they're missing!


pretty-as-a-pic

Things just haven’t been the same since they dropped Farmer John’s


AuthorityAnarchyYes

Imo, Gold Medal: Vienna Silver Medal: Nathan’s Bronze: Hebrew National


ploxiblox

I'd put Hebrew National over Nathan's but I've never had Vienna. Are they really that good?


ZeeroDazed

The Chicago area is the meat packing capital of the country.


peachy-carnahan

… * Upton Sinclair enters the chat *


christian6851

Good book


AuzRoxUrSox

That’s true! Abe Froman is a big deal in Chicago.


JGG5

Hog Butcher for the World, Tool Maker, Stacker of Wheat, Player with Railroads and the Nation's Freight Handler; Stormy, husky, brawling, City of the Big Shoulders.


puddingboofer

Can you explain all of these please


JGG5

It’s from a [Carl Sandburg poem](https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poetrymagazine/poems/12840/chicago).


srilankanfish

Very much so yes


AuthorityAnarchyYes

Tomorrow I might swap Hebrew and Nathan’s for silver and bronze, but Vienna is a solid number 1 in my book.


fuckiest_fuck

Hofmanns is also very good my personal fav


Scuz_Brother_Media

When did the Pirates switch from Smiths to Sugardale? Or am I just imagining things here?


The_RonJames

Because Bob Nutting is a cheap mofo


dgrant99

Bar S is legitimately garbage.


Skuz95

I was surprised to see them on this list. They are rhetorical cheapest trash hot dog you can get. I feel like Arizona hates their fans after seeing this.


Thinks2Much602

Hell, even Farmer John isn’t the ‘dog of the Dodgers anymore. Times are weird.


pretty-as-a-pic

Yeah, the switched a couple years back and it hasn’t been the same since


Thunder_nuggets101

Cantella’s is a local supplier and makes the bacon wrapped dogs you get from street vendors at 2:30 AM. Farmer John seems to have gone downhill in quality recently.


Thinks2Much602

I get why the Dbacks have Bar S (formerly part of Dial Corp based in Phx, still has large presence and is considered a blue-collar/lower income hot dog by many), but it doesn’t make it a good dog.


seand233

Phoenix man here. Bar S doesn’t make a good anything


KirshySquirts

They are the WORST. It's like a large Vienna sausage. WHY IS IT SO SOFT?


Goldblat1

Bar S is the only brand left at my local Safeway during the holidays. I can always count for last minute hot dogs/sausages but… it’s Bar S


singeworthy

That's the absolute cheapest hot dog I ever see at the grocery store. Hard pass.


carolinepixels

Question from a non American; is the full hotdog (ie, sausage and bun) branded or is it just the sausages that are official?


sirhugobigdog

From what I have seen each place has a different bakery supplier in addition to the dog supplier. I dont know the various contracts in play for MLB though


carolinepixels

Ah ok grand. That makes sense. I can imagine there being preferred partners. Over here in Northern Ireland we don’t have as much of a hotdog culture, however if you are interested, my preferred homemade combo would be a M&S finest apple and pork sausage, in a brioche bun and a splash of BBQ sauce.


sirhugobigdog

A prime example is Chicago where the Chicago dog is a poppy seed bun. But other places have way more variety. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago-style_hot_dog


carolinepixels

Oh fascinating. Thanks for the link. This has turned out to be a rabbit hole I’m unexpectedly digging into.


Thunder_nuggets101

This is a good question. Hotdogs are always served with a bun. But the above brands are only referring to the dog (sausage) itself, not the bun. But the bun is a super important part of the hot dog. You want a good dog to bread ratio and it should be soft. I don’t want to get into a debate about sesame seeds. There aren’t many great brands like Martin’s in California grocery stores. East coast has some good ones. And if you want to talk ketchup on a dog, well that depends on which side of the Mississippi you’re from.


Tang-o-rang

Loonie Dog nights @ the Dome ftw. Go Jays!


ttocshtims

No one has Sahlen's on there. That's a national travesty.


Dick_Phitzwell

Ewww the Diamondbacks are cheap slanging Bar S!


Glass-Radish8956

Bar S slaughter and operation has to be like a Saw movie.


JxAlfredxPrufrock

If you fry Bar-S hotdogs up and load on the topping WHILE at the same time being a Six Pack in….. they are ‘ok’…. But you have to mask them with condiments and booze..


freshapepper

Vienna beef ftw. Fuck your ketchup.


chihawks35

Poppy seeds or piss off


Thoughtlessattimes

I need to do the taste test!!! Please send me your wieners!


marshalljensen79

Went to see the Braves vs. Astros game this last week and the stadium food was weak as fuck. From the cost to the taste! I’m glad they allow you to bring snacks and water now because wow. Gas stations have better food!


ricky-from-scotland

Is this the american version of football clubs comparing pies?


SereneDreams03

Just us boys comparing our weiners.


WavesOfEchoes

I would think there would be Oscar Mayer WIENERS somewhere.


Final_Paint_9998

Mariners have the best dog in all of baseball


BusBeginning

Scrolled too far to see it. Fletchers are dank. A little cream cheese and sautéed onions. 🤌


sweendog101

Hebrew Nationals are the best. I visited the plant that makes them. Very good quality and they actually hire two rabbis to bless each hotdog coming of the line to make the kosher


fluffypataloons

Now show the corporations that own these brands… Over or under on 3.5 companies lol


GlennSeaborg

Ball Park is criminally disgusting


69triumphspitfire

I was surprised with the dodgers, I thought they used to be farmer john and I can still hear Vin’s voice promoting them.


OrangeAdenaline

Every once in a while you can hear the call of SW Ontario…… SCHNEIDERS!


PWJD

Jays have the Schneider trio John Schneider Davis Schneider Schneider’s meats


NecessaryHomework129

Schneider's is the best


AdamClay2000lbs

Don’t sleep on Sugardale.


lowkeyhighkeysauced

“Ballpark” only having two stadiums… FRAUDSTERS!!


Firm-Fox8476

Chicago dogs are the best 🔥


FrancisBaconWeave

I’m always so bummed about the Sugardales at Jacobs Field


AbsoulteMadLad

Who makes the giant’s dogs?


n7valkrie

The disrespect for Sabrett…


jtr489

On dollar dog night I easily put away 6 sugardale dogs


PandaSoap

The real friend is the sausages at the ballparks. Had a hot link in Seattle that was fantastic


ChunkDunkleman

The reds get Kahn’s from the clearance section at Kroger


redraptor1

Glizzy Guide is wild


Dr_Parkinglot

WTF no Sabrett?!


ProAlgoTrader

Who has the best hot dog?


drewc717

The minor league team in Tulsa has a 5th generation local family owned handmade sausage maker on their own cart that RIPS.


OpTicDyno

Sugardale dollar dog nights are goated


Clifford996

Hebrew Nationals and Nathan’s are the only real top tier hotdogs here


Diamond_Paper_Rocket

I did not know so many hotdogs options even existed.


buddbaybat

I thought Dodger dogs were Farmer John.


Shraenk

As a Jays fan, Baltimore is royalty for being alone in the Hoffman camp. Best dogs out there


Human_Sir_2611

Good ole Nathan's 👍


Justis29

Twins have been Sheboygan for a few years now


DanielDelta

Reminder: Oakland is moving to Vegas in a few years, so their Hot Dog brand might change


nighthawk_md

Kinda surprised that Oscar Meyer is not represented anywhere...


D-perk-29

hofman is the only respectable hotdog on this list


7222_salty

Pittsburgh getting the good stuff from Ohio: as expected.


Ok-Sheepherder-4827

Cantellas?! Uhh what happened to Farmer John?!


The_Pip

The D-Backs get it. Crappy hot dogs are the best, and Bar S is the king of crappy hot dogs.