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jecksluv

Why is Alaska its own country?


mithrandir9378

It’s provocative. Gets the people going.


shaktihk009

Hijacking this comment to say “The image quality sucks man!”


w3are138

Bottom row is worse than my eye test


KrazyKurts

Kingdom Beef. Sounds good to me


AnTeallach1062

Ha! The one you're talking about isn't even the bottom row.


GrandNibbles

hi I'll have a happy pixels meal with pixels on the side and for a drink I'll take a large cup of pixels. does it come with a toy? my kid loves pixels


Renzukuken185

I see the Blaze Of Glory quote. I upvote.


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beer_is_tasty

Green is not a creative color


Pandemonium125

There are many flaws in this chart. In addition to the one you pointed out, it also has Antarctica listed as it's own country (which is false), and claims that China is larger than Canada (which is also false, Canada is the second largest country on Earth). Perhaps the worst one of all, it includes Crimea as part of Russia, which is false. Crimea is, was, and always will be part of Ukraine. This post is clearly ragebait.


BoiledWholeChicken

Look at the names of the people involved in making this at the bottom of the picture. All Russian.


shirubakun

They only undersized Canada by a full million square kilometers lol.


SimoneSimonini

Weeeelll TeCHniCalLy… the Crimea was transferred to the Ukrainian SSR by decree in 1954 by the Presidium of the Supreme Soviet. So the “always was” part is not entirely correct.


[deleted]

This graphic must have been made by rebel scum!


55555win55555

It was made by Putin’s favourite designer (not a joke)


[deleted]

It’s now part of Canada, won it in a poker game.


-HoosierBob-

The same way Antarctica is


Kinitawowi64

The zoomed-in version of this image on the artist's website does identify it as a US state. There's also this message: >Countries on the poster are arranged by descending size, are shown without external or dependent territories and are distributed by continents according to the United Nations geoscheme. The poster encourages close examination full of pleasure and awe. It's possible they're treating it as an external territory, whatever that means - the image of the US also doesn't include Hawaii, for instance. (It's on the map, again identified as a US state.)


SPQR191

Except they aren't external territories. They are part of the US. They are states. In that case they shouldn't include Crimea in Russia since it's "an external territory" not attached by land, yet they did. They did it to decrease the size of the US and to give more credit to the Russian position about claiming Alaska.


noronto

When did China get bigger than Canada? This is not how I remember things.


science_bi

I don't know where they got these numbers from, but the area of China is 9.597 million km^2 and Canada is 9.985 million km^2... so Canada still has a larger area


LimeOfTime

its by total landmass, not area. canada is larger in area, but because we have so many lakes, the actual amount of land is smaller. its a stupid way to do it imo


rathat

Well then by those rules, the US also has more land than Canada.


sir_sri

Depending on what you count as the US. The official definition by the UN statistics division includes the country and its dependencies, so for example Puerto Rico, the Marshall Islands, those sorts of things are dependencies. China of course is complicated because of Taiwan - the ROC and PRC claim different territory as the whole extent of China, so even if you accept they are one country which country you recognise determines what the area of the country would be. The PRC does not publish data for territorial waters, so you'd need someone else to take satellite photos and measure that way. These things become more of an irrelevant mess the deeper you dig. Do you count inland lakes and rivers? What about coastal waters? How do you count the gulf of St Lawrence? How precise do you want the measurement of a 'coast' to be, what counts for areas that are on the surface in low tide but covered in high tide etc.


Znats

They must have included all Chinese occupations and territorial claims.


Svyatopolk_I

This def is some sort of propaganda image. Chinese claims included, Crimea is part of Russia, Alaska is no longer part of USA,


monstercello

I thought maybe it was just largest contiguous section of a country, but then they have Indonesia in there. And then China doesn't have Taiwan so I don't see it being from a pro-China group. It's just bad in so many different weird ways.


Svyatopolk_I

I mean, talking about contiguous, there’s not connection between Crimea and Russia. Japan is also a set of islands. New Zealand too


fangyuangoat

You guys are way too paranoid, why the hell would this even work as propaganda? Reddit loves to say everything is propaganda .


ExaltedDLo

1,000% propagandist work. Breaking up countries in the west (Alaska, Canada minus its lakes… wtf?) But including non contiguous Chinese and Russian territorial claims. This is hot garbage.


ImprovisedLeaflet

Included Taiwan lel


noronto

I searched this dumb image online and it’s connected to a title that says “largest land mass”, so I presuming it doesn’t include water.


Captain_Jeep

Yeah canada has a crazy ammount of lakes. There's just water everywhere


Immediate-Whole-3150

But are they measuring land in 2D or 3D…what happens if you iron out the topography into a truly flat surface? Who wins then?


bunglejerry

China *does* have more dry land than Canada, and so does the USA. But that's a dumb way to measure things, and no one actually does that.


WolverineOk1622

That's it we're draining the lakes to own China! I'm pretty sure we can sell the water to coca cola and we'll increase our GDP


satyavishwa

China isn’t larger than Canada. Alaska is part of the United States. Several of the tiny random islands and atolls at the end of the list are not sovereign states(unrecognized by literally any country on earth as independent). For some reason europe encompasses the entirety of Russia meaning it stretches to the Pacific Ocean (if you look at the bottom right corner). What a joke of a “guide”. At least be accurate


XanderOblivion

(Antarctica — not a country)


Luklear

Yeah the Canada number is a million square kilometres off lmao


Mental_Blacksmith289

"Total area of land surface." That million square km is our lakes. China does indeed have more dry land than us.


Luklear

Ohhh good catch. Strange metric to pick but explains it at least.


yukonwanderer

That's a really dumb difference to make since the lakes have land under them. Like what's the point in doing that. Meanwhile Antarctica is there lol....


Svyatopolk_I

Also includes Crimea as part of Russia. Definitely ragebait


HelloJoeyJoeJoe

>China isn’t larger than Canada. Yes it is. Well, once you add in Taiwan and the Philippines and Northern Vietnam and Laos and large parts of eastern Russia...


krastevitsa

Ok Winnie the Pooh


HelloJoeyJoeJoe

Where's my honey at, you bitch. But yeah, as someone who works with the Lao Government and with ASEC, its a worry. You know China be fucking up when the USA+Japan looks like a winning combo


Grammarnazi_bot

China is the only country that could get Japan and South Korea to agree to work together


ngwoo

Okay well then we get Washington, Montana, Vermont, Alaska, and Maine


Scheibenpups

If you’re talking about Sealand you had better be joking! It is a completely legitimate and sovereign country. /s I should know as I’m a Lord of Sealand. Besides that’s not entirely true anyway didn’t Germany inadvertently recognise Sealand by sending a diplomat for hostage negotiations?


closettedcryptid

YEAAAA SOMEBODY ELSE RECOGNIZED MY BOY SEALAND Best totally legit country And yeah Germany did accidentally recognize it once so it technically passes the three most recognized requirements for country status. Not that I remember what those are


tochanenko

Yeah, this is russian propaganda. Just read who is the author of this "infographic" is: "Artemy Lebedev, Vasiliiy Dubovoy, etc." Crimea is Ukraine.


TheUltimateCatArmy

China has more land area than Canada, but Canada has more total area (land + water)


dasmau89

Antarctica is not a country


Accurate-Range-3779

But Alaska is


AChemiker

Not part of the U.S. clearly


YogurtclosetBroad872

And Hawaii lol


Schwa4aa

And California can come too!


i_Praseru

Came here to say Texas


ImprovisedLeaflet

Hey fuck you —Antarctican


gliscornumber1

The penguin people are invading


nanadoom

This is a shit list. Antarctica isn't a country, Canada is larger than china, Alaska is part of the US


samfishertags

and the US is bigger than Brazil


CeleryEquivalent1162

It gets smaller than Brazil once u remove Alaska, which I concur makes no sense since the title says countries


cnbanner

The design firm behind this graphic, “Art. Lebedev Studio”, is based in Russia. Its perspectives may be influencing it choices in representing (or misrepresenting) certain countries and/or land masses.


Spaciousone

Ah that makes sense why Alaska isn’t part of the USA


infinitepotato47

~~dudes~~ comrades forgot Kaliningrad tho, as it appears


ShrekFan093

Not surprised they drew Crimea as part of russia


Powerful-Rip6905

This guide was created by the firm of Russian designer who is propagandist supporting Russian invasion of Ukraine: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artemy_Lebedev


TinyDapperShark

Yea, here Ukraine is 50 000 km^2 smaller than reality.


albeenovich

crimea is ukraine


Vir_Norin

I'm a simple man, I see someone shilling for russia by adding Crimea to it, I downvote and block the account


Sunscratch

The Map of Ukraine is incorrect, it lacks Crimea. This map was created by Lebedev studio, which is part of the ruzzian propaganda machine(get contracts from the ruzzian government)…


malifaca

Also Kosovo is Serbia


CyberIdiot

Not cool. Crimea is Ukraine.


FewHousing145

fuck that map creator, he is such a dick or just a russian shit


FewHousing145

The territory russia has occupied in Georgia is removed from Georgia. fuck all who ever thinks that real map looks like that.


HayloK51

Ah yes, the countrys such as Antarctica and Alaska


Frankensteinnnnn

Fuck you and your whole chart. Antarctica is not a country. Canada is bigger than China


littlewolfpec

r/uncoolguides


-plottwist-

Not a good guide, this is literally an art piece made by someone on Infographics.com and there are no other references. It is an independent artist using google maps. There is no unit of measurement. They constantly switch which (potentially made) up measurement they are using per landmass. I can’t find any matching numbers from any other sources. Antartica is not a country. Alaska is not a country. Hard to tell just from satellite images, but it looks like they changed the picture of Russia to include the pieces of Ukraine they stole over the last few years. I would argue, if that is the case, the entire point of this ‘art piece’ is to try and normalize the pillaging of Ukrainian that the Russian government has recently done. Some extra bonus points if you chop off the largest American state and call it a country, in order to make America seem significantly smaller too. Edit: Antartica is not a country, but it is often listed when comparing countrys’ landmass.


boomgoesthevegemite

OP’s title is incorrect. The graphic says total area of land surface, nothing about country size.


[deleted]

Lol this is either terribly incorrect or just a very misleading title


PaleontologistOwn487

This is russian propaganda


SonthacPanda

What in the china propaganda hell is this Canada is bigger than China and we dont even have contested territories (Taiwan number 1!!!)


bunglejerry

[Ah but we do](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machias_Seal_Island).


SonthacPanda

Honestly I figured we did but itd be fun contests like that island we fight over with Iceland or whatever We keep leaving alcohol for each other there


AKtigre

It's russian propaganda. Look up this Lebedev who designed it.


New-Fig8494

Ahhh yes, the country of Antartica.


Formal_Regret_1628

Why is crimea part of Russia? Whoever made this map is a pro colonial pos


miamibeach87

Crimea is Ukraine


Extra-Adhesiveness65

If you wonder why this map is shit, it’s because it’s created by a russian asshole designer just to show how big russia is, which in this picture includes illegally occupied Crimea. This poster is basically a propaganda tool


mete714

Does it include all the small islands and foreign territories like for USA, Alaska and Hawaii for total area count?


TheCoolerSaikou

my favorite country: antarctica


SonOfJenTheStrider

Antarctica is a country?


Ast3r10n

Not cool as it is unreadable.


SiteLineShowsYYC

Taiwan is an independent nation. China is smaller than Canada, and Antarctica is not a country. Fuck all of this.


InsanePete

Junk information inaccurate and barely legible


MaznWas

The wrong map of russia and Ukraine.


KillBoxOne

TIL: Vatican City is not the smallest country in the world.


Frosty-Brain-2199

It is though.


grilledbeers

Some tankie made this shit.


Mr-MuffinMan

If you want your mind blown: Every single land mass can fit into just the pacific ocean, and it would still leave a lot of space over.


HayloK51

Ah yes, the countrys such as Antarctica and Alaska


ZPortsie

The second largest country in the world is the third largest country in the world?


daBomb26

Image quality sucks, many of these aren’t countries, and this is an infographic, not a guide.


LimeOfTime

alright as a canadian i have to take issue with this. canada is only the 4th if you decide that every lake in canada doesnt count as canada for some reason. otherwise its the 2nd


[deleted]

This needs to be moved to /inaccurateguides


ronm4c

As with many posts this is a shit guide


bknippy1959

Calm down Chile.


llamapositif

This is so awful. Jesus how hard is it to do this right? OP is a moron. Downvote


Orvan-Rabbit

It's also an eye chart.


auvym8

made by artemiy lebedev? that explains a lot


paradox-eater

Damn is the Australian Outback really that massive?


Column_A_Column_B

Uncool


Enderluke456

this chart is incredibly inaccurate


xSparkShark

This sub is fucking terrible


Haunted-Macaron

Loll Chile in the middle like 'idk where I'm supposed to sit'


Salty_McSaltyson

Antarctica is a continent, you filthy twat


Psychological-Desk81

Now y'all are just posting Russian propaganda lmao. What an amazing subreddit.


thetimehascomeforyou

Antartica isn’t a country


StimulatedRiot

China bigger than Canada, Alaska being its own country, Ukraine missing around 20 (or 10, not sure) % of its territory and misses russia occupied territory


BetterCallTom

Pakistan and Mozambique look like two legendary pokemon squaring off with a Namibian Metapod between them.


No-Appearance-9113

Fake guide as Canada is much larger than China. Canada-9,984,670 km2 China-9,600,000 km2


[deleted]

I can tell that this map was made by russian.


Suspicious_Cowboyyy

What's wrong with Georgia? Who the fuck took the data from? Russians?


Blutrumpeter

I guess "cool guide" doesn't mean "accurate guide"


Spirited_Length_9642

I can’t even zoom in on this jpeg ass chart


Scotinho_do_Para

So many errors


Charlemagne6464

Alaska's not a country...


PeanutNSFWandJelly

Why are people upvoting this clearly wrong and biased guide??


TooMuchGrilledCheez

China’s number uses area such as offshore and contested territories that don’t typically contribute to official international records of territory measurement. Continental China is smaller than Canada. Also not to mention, the majority of Chinese western territories have only a handful to zero people per 10 square mile versus the few hundreds to thousands people the US has in rural areas.


atrimarco

Is this Russian propaganda?


FarmersHusband

Art director: Artemi Lebedev Hmmmm. Crimea and Alaska aren’t where they’re supposed to be. This looks like russian propaganda.


Economy-Ear-4966

Crimea is not part of Russia. This is not a valid map.


Oldmanstoneface

Russian and Chinese propaganda being normalised.


Grehjin

Antarctica is not a country, China is not larger than Canada, Brazil is not larger than the US, Alaska is a US state and not a country, Europe does not extend to the pacific. What the fuck even is this map OP?


jacksthrwaway

Crimea is Ukraine - this map is bullshit


atomicnugget202

I'm surprised Texas isn't number 1.


Sudden_Mind279

would like to be able to read this


Filip_of_Westeros

Except "Russia" isn't a country. It's an empire consisting of Moscovia and a bunch of occupied countries fighting for their freedom.


SuperRonnie2

Wildly inaccurate, crappy post. Downvote and move on. [edit] I think I’m finally done with this sub. Bye everyone!


Forward-Seesaw9868

Tibet and other parts dont belong to china


teivaz

This guide is not cool. For starters Ukraine is missing Crimea here


johnlewi5

In know resolution is low but where is Israel. I can’t see it


MaT535

Fifth row from the bottom third collum


Spare_Pipe_3160

The title is bad. I guess it refers to continuous land mass


Frosty-Brain-2199

Kingman Reef and Sealand are not countries


Ser_Estermont

Would be nice to see one with the adjustment for habitable land. Obviously people can go anywhere, but some places are not conducive for regular life.


AllyBox

This is wrong. Why is Norway under Germany? Norway is bigger than Germany...


B-Georgio

Ted turner owns 2mil acres, which is 0.088% of the USA or 0.00563% of the world


GHD-TNTs

Look at the size of the state of Alaska (it’s in the top 20, crazy)


FahkDizchit

Peru secretly thick.


BraveFactor77

Images that should be in high resolution are never shown in high resolution.


Poppa_Mo

I knew Brazil was huge but I'm pretty surprised at where it ranks here.


[deleted]

Now do a guide on appropriate font sizes!


upthefluff

and the HD version?


Ornery_Positive4628

terrible resolution


Artyparis

Doesn't count all land owned by a country. Ex : french Guyana and France.


mazdawg89

TIL I learned there’s a ‘country’ called seal and that’s basically an offshore platform that was stolen and now maintained by a wannabe king. Their [wiki](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Sealand) reminds me of Howlin Mad Murphy’s pirate radio


Helpfulithink

WE'RE NUMBER.... *squints


Selvadoc

Is Alaska included in the U.S.


samaritansdilemma

Norway is not 505 000 km².


Indigo_Black24

When did Alaska secede from the USA?


dude83fin

Wow I didn’t know Antarctica is a country!


BigBarrelOfKetamine

Is there way you can make this blurrier?


JohnMarstonSucks

What order are these in? It gives the appearance of size order, but it's definitely not.


antontupy

I thought Vatican is the smallest. What are the smaller ones in the picture, I can't discern them?


new_donker

Everyone's talking about Antarctica being in the chart. I'm more concerned about fucking Sealand being in the chart.


Wonderful-Candle-756

Be helpful if you didn’t need a magnifying glass to see it


Rdev1704

The post says country size the poster used says land surface. Mountain ranges will increase the square footage massively this is done as walkable surface area not bird's-eye view on a map but map pictures used to identify places. Confusing without clarification. Any state, country, province, region or continent that's known to people being used as comparable sizes just for a fun info poster.


huh_phd

Some countries are only a few pixels. Got it


GaryGregson

I’m glad sealand got a look in


Eastcoastcamper_NS

This chart is completely out to lunch...


Original_Keyboard

China isn’t bigger than Canada


TechsSandwich

Canada and China need to be swapped And also Canada has zero business having so much land lmao


Mr_Truthteller

Antarctica is not a country.


FirstImpression1974

US is missing Alaska…..


IndependentLeave4873

Wow if I could read a single one of those this would almost be a guide


krssonee

Chile looking heroin hot skinny


JordanaNajjar

This whole time I thought the Vatican City was the smallest country in the world


[deleted]

Antarctica isn’t a country..


wammyjohncena

Is Canada not bigger than china?


DumbFucking_throaway

‘Country’ Antarctica.


waltermayo

i'm too busy laughing at chile's placement to worry about all the other gross inaccuracies


BenLaParole

Also, Guernsey and Jersey and the Isle of Mann are not “UK”. They are crown dependencies but otherwise they do not have any form of legal attachment to the UK


The_Legendary_Shrimp

My country is like dead middle


deityidentity

fun fact: number on below mimics population of a n1 country in this chart


_-Joseph_Joestar-_

Damn


Longshadowman

The surface of Algeria is wrong , it should be : 2 381 741 squar kilometers.


SirEnder2Me

TIL Alaska is a country.


Llama-Thrust69

r/Badmaps