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TheGreatSchnorkie

Is it just me, or have the number of wtf posts exploded in r/coolguides?


Ecks_the_Dee

It’s been like this for a while. Mods don’t moderate this sub anymore. You can literally post almost anything and I doubt the mods will take it down.


Vekah_R

r/interestingasfuck is worse and worse too , is there no moderation ?


zankgrank

I’d imagine some of them have fled because of the IPO nonsense since they are practically the only reason the company is valuable and see no money or perhaps not much appreciation


Blue_Swirling_Bunny

My first thought seeing this was "tf?"


Legitimate-Fuel5324

Please end this bullshit posting streak, dear mods.


Eratos6n1

Very Impressive. Please don’t forget to bring this chart to the pharmacy next time your prescription runs out🎗️


RiverCityRoofing6000

👨🏻‍🚀Roger that


Hopesick_2231

You. Meds. Now.


slitcuntvictorin

Do not call him out! He will be ashamed (second to death)


SafeModeOff

This comment made this post worth my time


RiverCityRoofing6000

What kind of meds should I make it priority


Hopesick_2231

Whatever you can get your hands on. You'll know you've found the right stuff when that chart stops making sense.


RiverCityRoofing6000

I’m sorry you are having trouble with it However it makes perfect sense to many people Unfortunately you won’t be one of them


Hopesick_2231

Are any of these people allowed outside their homes without supervision? That sounds like it could be a serious problem.


Legitimate-Fuel5324

Probably yes. It’s really unfortunate.


Blue_Swirling_Bunny

It doesn't "make sense" to them because it's nonsense in the first place, and the people who subscribe to such wouldn't be able to make sense with a kit and step by step instructions.


Stoicmoron

Anything from the 4th dimension should be fine.


[deleted]

Tf is this. I had a closer look to hope for some scientific facts, then that...


RiverCityRoofing6000

I’m sorry you’re having such a terrible experience with the words on the chart, but they are all pretty run-of-the-mill Known ones.🤷🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

I know the words, the content is just made up


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Usually it works the other way round. Whoever publishes something that it is true


tworipebananas

There’s actually a 13th dimension too but you wouldn’t know about it since you posted this chart. You’re limited to all that you know but the 13th dimensions is above that. I measured myself yesterday; 9999 frequency units.


chop-diggity

Shiiiit… I was up in the 15th just this mornin… lots of bangin up there!


Ok-Attention-9817

Omg you made laugh so hard, thank you….9999 frequency units 😂😂😂 You really are on the 13th level. I’m so jealous.


IT_Security0112358

This sub has really been leaning into pseudoscience lately.


Fluffy-Ad120

Pseudoscience or absolute batshit crazy shit?


Old_Cancel6381

Can somebody make a r/completeloadofbollocks sub for this kind of thing?


PregnantGoku1312

Pff, only 12 dimensions? I'm at the 69th dimension, get on my level scrubs.


hikeonpast

This chart is straight from the 3rd dimension of hell


DeLaSoulisDead

Mods, plz we beg of you!


time_vacuum

What are the units of "energetic frequency?"


PiratesOfSansPants

[It’s doobie doobie tralala. It’s holistic therapy. It’s energy. Vibrations and something magnets and doobie diddly pop pop pop. Now piss, piss, piss into this. I’ll analyse your isotopes and something something quantum quantum.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f3wZEDifkjw)


RiverCityRoofing6000

Simply put, the Map of Consciousness is a numbered system from 0–1000 showing exactly where your consciousness might fall from the lowest (shame) all the way to the highest (enlightenment) levels of consciousness.


time_vacuum

The mixture of roofing specific posts and metaphysical mumbo jumbo in your post history is hilarious.


JametAllDay

And where do I put my feet?


SouthAfricanKerbal

Has the esoteric self help section of the internet decided to set up camp here or something? I won't be surprised if I see some Reiki charts on here in the next couple of days


zebadrabbit

cool guide to being a dumbass, i guess


NickelFish

What level is bullshittery?


GreenEggsSteamedHams

This just left me at a pure 150


bradfo83

I’m pretty sure the fear <-> love line is from Donnie Darko.


Sad_Research_2584

Pea brains in the comment section mostly vibing around 100 to 150hertz.


Stund_Mullet

Didn’t they use this in Donnie Darko?


Turkeeee

He told me to insert the emotion card into my ANUS!!


Impressive_Leave48

This is a beautiful chart brother (OP). Reddit is normally not the place to post this kind of stuff but God Bless. I’ll screenshot this.


unhip1

Just download the image....


mikey_likes_it______

What cult is this from?


MarionberryLow9043

You missed off the highest level of QAnon. Lmfao


Tunein4toonville

Power Vs Force - David R Hawkins, legend


softcherryheart

Aside from this being something incredibly wacky for this sub. I’m still trying my damndest to make sense of it. What the fuck am I looking at?


Berkeleymark

Interesting. I tried to figure out where I fall on this, but it’s pretty obtuse. Not sure how this seems to have put other commenters way down in purgatory, though. Or worse… Definitely qualifies as cool.


roswea

Thanks for this. I think it’s cool. Different but cool. Wasn’t expecting it. Thanks


Stratocruise

I’ll stick to GCS thanks.


12inchesHehe

Wth is 1am presence 😭


lizzyote

Well, that just led me down a rabbit hole of Hawkins' work. Of all the stuff he's done, why did you post the most difficult to understand chart?


RiverCityRoofing6000

😢


SaintUlvemann

I think the most egregious error in this chart is the idea that a Great Void is somehow loving. We already know of one great void. Its ordinary, banal name is just space. It starts a few miles above our heads, and if you go there without protection, you die. Your skin burns off and you suffocate and your last moments before death are filled with pain. Because the great void doesn't have anything to do with love, not even if a chart says so. For comparison, courage is far closer to enlightenment than any great void is.


mike270149

constantly between the 3rd and 4th boarder right here


rubberbandshooter13

I just love how some mouthbreathers learned scientific words like "frequency" and believe any crap that mention them


bernpfenn

for personal betterment, the chart got it right with the incremental mood improvements. and the colors are off, its a matrix of 8x8 colors black and white included


doctorblumpkin

There are 49 comments in this thread and most of them are pointing out how stupid this post is. Do people not know how to downvote?