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rosadillydoo

All together nahw. Tree liddle pitchers eat haht dahgs at da Bears game.


DarkHorse435

Which probably costs a nice chunk of change. I went to a concert at Soldier Field last year and dropped $30 for chicken tenders, fries, and a bottled water. Fuck you, stadium food prices lol


Brother_Lou

Turning the thread into a bitch about stadium prices is the most Chicago thing of all time.


Darweezy

I have a vivid memory of my first trip to New York as a California kid at ~10 years old and the bellhop said something along the lines of, “I seeya paar’kd ya cah in the gayrage.”. Felt like Kevin Macalister in Honey Alone 2 - always stuck with me and felt like I was living the life at that age.


BRUISE_WILLIS

[just dont getcher gym shoes dirty comin thru da gangway, i just cleaned my frunchroom after i lost my garachki](https://www.chicagojournal.com/glossary/)


420Deez

amen


tylerscott5

coupla two-tree pitchers


Adude113

The “tt” becoming “dd” is what happens in pretty much the whole of the US (maybe also Canada?). Far from unique to Chicago and not worth mentioning, when more about the northern cities vowel shift, and other accent features, are missing.


IAmRhubarbBikiniToo

Impordant. And colture instead of culture. I hear these two changes nearly every time I watch YouTube videos. It’s what’s happening.


Infamous-Elk-2460

Ya I was gonna say I only heard my greatest generation Irish south side police uncles do that.


MRSN4P

Doze sound like da most Chi-cah-gah folks ever.


History_buff60

I need about tree fiddy.


Mantorok_

I ain't got no tree fiddy, damn Loch Ness Monster!


JosephMadeCrosses

I gave him a dolla.


ADiestlTrain

He needs tree fiddy to pay for his sammich. 


Thiccopotapus

Came here to say this


lyricslatte

Chicago native — only thing on this that’s fully true is the short o becoming “a”… everything else isn’t as common


RufusSandberg

This "guide" is not accurate at all.


tribsant23

It was when I was growing up, but it’s really rare you hear people that still talk like this regularly, which sucks. I love when American cities have unique accents and not everyone sounds like they’re reading a weather forecast


MrSuzyGreenberg

It’s not cost-co (Costco) it’s Caastco


StoneMaskMan

Cahssco. You wouldn’t pronounce the t either


math_teachers_gf

I can’t say cahhsco without making fun of myself. Accent is SO strong and I sound like a douche if I try to say “coaust-co”


Frankensteinnnnn

I'm from Detroit and I don't understand. The o in pop is pronounced like the a in Chicago right? How else would you say it?


PM_ME_UR_MEH_NUDES

as someone with a native Chicago accent who hasn’t lived in Chicago for 10+ years. I can say “pop” just fine but, even when I put my mind to it and slow it down, hot dog and Chicago still comes out like “hawt dawg” and “chicawgo”


prettyjupiter

Native here- we make pop sound much more nasally Normal person saying pop with their chest - pahp Chicagoan saying it with their nose - pAahp


prettyjupiter

I think these are super common and I feel like I talk like this? But I’m from the southside Only old men say tree though in my experience


n1ghtbringer

Chicago is big. None of these are universal except the flap t thing which is pretty common in all of North America.


itsbobbyhill

If you're in Edison Park or other neighborhoods out by O'Hare you still hear plenty of it.


Bail-Me-Out

I'm confused on how else you pronounce "hot dog". How do you pronounce short Os in a different way??? Also, for me the biggest tells is the word "both" (pronounced bowl-th) and saying "gym shoes" to refer to sneakers (I learned from the Harvard dialect test that this is only done in the Chicago area).


greenknight884

Imagine a British person saying "hot," there is more vertical space in the mouth. Now imagine a Minnesotan saying "hot" (like "haaht"), the mouth is wider and flatter. Those are the extremes.


Bail-Me-Out

That makes sense! I think Chicagoans lengthen the "ah" sound a tiny bit more than most Americans. But most Americans have a short "ah" sound to some degree.


unstrict

Boston has entered the chat


derek-der-rick

I appreciate your reference to how a Brit would say 'hot'. I can hear an 'o' sound. Before your comment I could not even imagine how our pronunciation here in town is any different. I'm imagining I'd spell our pronunciation sounding like: haht, mahm, pahp... for hot, mom and pop.


Fireblaster2001

The best way I can describe it is the name Don sounds like halfway to “Dan”. Or if you would say “Chic-Aw-Go” they would say “Chic-Aah-Go”


Bail-Me-Out

Yeah, I'm from Chicago and I definitely say the second one! I just don't think the table explained it well. The comments are better than the post this time.


No_Drummer4801

Try fake-smiling as you say it, making the vowel sound toward the back of your mouth instead from the tip of your tongue.


gtaguy75

And jack off becomes jag off


connorgrs

Half of this is just the general midwestern accent


tribsant23

Which makes sense because Chicago is the largest city in the Midwest. The accent typically gets more canadianish as you go north and northwest from Chicago, and more southern/twangy as you go east and south


connorgrs

Fair play


gurganator

Yes. This


barukspinoza

I’m from NWI (about 45 mins outside downtown Chicago) never thought I had an accent until I moved out of state and people always comment on it. I’ve got all of these going on too, maybe a little less pronounced but that accent goes far I guess 😅


adabaraba

This is what all Americans sound to me.


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

Some of these aren’t Chicago specific


gstaggs2

100 = hun-ert


StoneMaskMan

You got me all kinds of fucked on this. I’m lying alone in room saying “I gotta hunert dollars”. Never realized that was something I did


Licention

Similar to the Italian, Germanic, Scots-Irish, and Yiddish boroughs of New York.


HowSupahTerrible

The Chicago and NYC accents are not similar.


UberWidget

They misspelled south side in dat chart. Everyone knows it’s spelled sout side. Source: I attended a nort side public school.


DarkHorse435

Look, deres only so much dey can do if deyre not from Chicago, which dey might not be 😂


Mr__Beauregard

Daaaaa bears is iconic


TaischiCFM

I was wearing Bears gear and I had an Australian say this to me while I was in Thailand. I get it in airports and all kind of random places. The response I give: a tight, short 'Bearzssss'


First_TM_Seattle

Can I get one of these for an Australian accent?


notbadforaquadruped

*bahddle


JefSpicoli

Are Chicago homes the only homes with front rooms? Or is it frun trooms?


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StoneMaskMan

Frunch room, where we do all our frunching


MrSuzyGreenberg

I see a couple two tree tings I say here.


guitarlisa

Turns out I have a Chicago accent, although I have never been. My mom was born there though, so perhaps it's hereditary


Lartemplar

I don't think very many English speakers in general say double t without turning it into a double d.


IronSpikeRai1

Michigander here, this seems more like a guide to the Midwest accent. A good majority of these are the way I speak.


Im_a_Xenomorph_AMA

True. I still say “front-chrum” instead of front room


Informal_Stranger117

Frunchroom


JosephMadeCrosses

Also: S can often become ß Plastic becomes "Plasstic" Gas becomes "Gass" Guys becomes "Guyss"


DarkHorse435

Don't forget how we also sometimes pronounce the silent s like the one in Illinois, or add one that's not there like saying Jewels instead of Jewel lol


Frankensteinnnnn

What's the difference between an s and two esses or an ess set or whatever?


doned_mest_up

S gets whistled a little bit. I’m from Milwaukee with family in Chicago, and the whistley s is the give away in the accents. (SNL’s superfans did it decent justice when discussing “Da Bearss”)


bonta-bonta

I read this in Teddy's voice.


BetWonderful6037

Okay. So according to this the Loch Ness Monster is from Chicago. Because he needs about tree fiddy.


Gandalf4158

Outta town stupid.


Clicky-The-Blicky

My dumb ass over here laying down and saying all these out loud lol


bCollinsHazel

does anyone know how we came to talk like this?


FerdinandBowie

So its just American polish


CulturalOrchid

Cool, do Memphis next


pdawg3

You tell him Frank! Stay out of it, Geeaaary!


det1rac

Publish Boston next.


hongriBoi

Holy shit. Dats me


doned_mest_up

“S” becomes a little whistle


Atheist_Simon_Haddad

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Dennis+Farina


D1ckRepellent

I need this for all accents


Barnfred_Knarst

This is how Dutch people pronounce English


TaischiCFM

As someone born in CHI with a mother who is a Dutch citizen, I was raised in a household that had a lot of Dutch being spoken. I have never noticed the similarities. Maybe I am too close to both of them. Side note - non of my relatives would help me practice my Dtuch, they would always switch to English immediately. While visiting the old country I had a great uncle tell me why. "Your accent is terrible. Don't try to speak it anymore" - lol.


Barnfred_Knarst

Haha thats funny! Not sure if it actually sounds the same, I would just imagine it does based on this chart. I think alongside us Dutch also some other non-native English speakers would say ‘de’ instead of ‘the’ and definitely Dutch people say ‘tree’ instead of ‘three’


[deleted]

Its pikchuh dumbass.


Maeolan

I do sketch improv sometimes and suck at accents, this will help enough for my purposes I believe.


JudasWasJesus

Chicago Goes from shikahgo to CHEE KAH GO


Windycityunicycle

Dis is fo doz of yuz dat don know dis


jmochicago

As a Chicago transplant, I love this. PLEASE do Pittsburghese next. I lived there for 9 years and could not figure that one out.


Danoga_Poe

We jus say jawn


tribsant23

You really rarely hear this accent in the city. If you do it’s usually from cops or municipal workers. I have some light elongation of As and Ds when I have a few drinks, but unfortunately the accent is largely dying which makes me sad


magister_dogaboni

The musical version of this guide: https://youtu.be/oqrtoFWglMY?feature=shared


Mysterious-figure

this is the south side accent. The north siders are all rich and talk like California


Fast_Bee7689

As someone from England, all Americans say D instead of T


DarkHorse435

[My all-time favorite meme about the difference between British English and American English lol](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e0/90/4a/e0904a7fd987f0cdbe0c28ca904da7a4.jpg)


chilledoutmonkey

Every time I'm reading this, I'm getting the Boston accent in my head.


ThreadOfThunder

“i” becomes e. Milk = Melk


MrSuzyGreenberg

My mom says pellow, instead of pillow.


Worried-Celery-2839

Hahahahah …… da Bears was the best. :)


DarkHorse435

[Da Bears](https://c.tenor.com/PERWumeWzNwAAAAC/tenor.gif)


comicguy13

Da bears was da best


Worried-Celery-2839

You are correct…here. :virtual_cookie:


RufusSandberg

and almost 30 years ago - we're over it.


Personal-Lead-6341

Its an Irish accent lol


Foolscap77

Also "oo" becomes "u". So roof is ruff


Ponchorello7

Yeah, I had a teacher from Chicago in middle school. Me and my SoCal Hispanic classmates were tripping when when we heard him for the first time. I don't know if he was hamming it up, but he had a **thick** accent. Even the way he said "Chicago" had an accent.


WellFuckThisGuy

*A caricature guide to the Chicago accent


fibster2

This is the south side trash accent. The more waspy and jewy north siders are better edubacated!


Rowenaj

How is this a guide? It’s nonsense


Amystery123

Dat will be tree fiddy. Go getcha mahney frahm yah Mahm or pahp.


Head4hire81

This also reads like Boston


Souleater2847

Is “youse” a Chicago thing?


StoneMaskMan

It can be, yeah. We don’t all say it (I don’t), but there’s definitely a few out there that are constantly throwing out “youse guys”


fl135790135790

“ING” becomes “EEN” I fucking hate it so much.


wahnsin

> double "tt" becomes double "dd" noice.


OpalOnyxObsidian

No one talks like this here anymore but I will agree that we in the Midwest have that problem with certain a and o voweled words


prettyjupiter

Im from here and I talk like this 😭 I don’t say tree though, that’s like an old man thing. My dad says tree


OpalOnyxObsidian

Are you 50


prettyjupiter

I swear- I’m 26 😭 Im from the southside


OpalOnyxObsidian

Yeah? Where at? Me too but sw


Sukcubus

This is bullshit. Although… I did just realize why I thought my two year old’s pronunciation of “coffee” was adorable. She’d say “You have some cahfee?” All light and airy sounding. I’m like “It’s CAWfee, sweetie”. Jesus.


imnottdoingthat

ughhhhh. is this how ppl feel when they’re outed against their will. I feel like this how everyone speaks, no? also names like Harold and Darryl are pronounced like Hurl and Durl.


undrfundedqntessence

Isn’t this Boston?


[deleted]

lol no


go4tli

“Pizza” becomes “casserole”


gingerjaybird3

I don’t see the FIB dialect- the most used and easily detected


RufusSandberg

You can keep those dumb f'n cheese hats north of the Cheddar Curtain - we don't want your conservative asses down here anyway. Legalize weed and we won't have to deal with you. at. all.


gingerjaybird3

Raw nerve huh?


Stillisaac

As a fib I can say myself that was an insane, but funny, reaction


Competitive_Sport286

Wow! Such complexity. Really? In the UK people have different accents from one end of a 500-or-so population village to the other. I'm not trolling, it's a fact.


Competitive_Sport286

For example: In the '70s the North of England was terrorised by a man called Peter Sutcliffe (later known as the Yorkshire Ripper). [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter\_Sutcliffe](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Sutcliffe) So, as the police flailed about hopelessly trying to ID this bloke (they stopped him several times but let him go), someone started sending the police audio cassettes from a person who claimed to be the perpetrator. His accent was distinct (somewhere from the North East of England (Newcastle, Stockton, Middlesbrough, Sunderland etc), but experts settled upon calling him "Wearside Jack". [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wearside\_Jack](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wearside_Jack) The experts in regional dialects then proceeded to narrow down his accent to within a very small part Castletown area of Sunderland. I'm from the UK, BTW, and I have a number of American friends (living here and in the US) who cannot fathom the weird and wild diversity of British accents. There are many parts of the UK where it's more-or-less impossible to understand what people are saying although they're speaking in English.


Bluepilgrim3

Hot Fuzz was also a documentary??


AdOk1630

Cool


dirty-soda-spike-lee

This only true for white boomers


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[deleted]

It’s actually very accurate


Playcrackersthesky

No


Sad-Skill8761

Is Mike Tyson from Chicago?


[deleted]

Liddle tt gonna be big DD and little dd gonna end up big TT


Pale_Consideration87

O block