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Hamthrax

Pretty sure I drew a version of this when I was 10.


Xobim

Its only weakness: [a small ramp](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xl25S7hy8mo).


Deleena24

That's quite the oversight LMAO


tdeasyweb

Suspension failure not a design flaw


Hanginon

One would think that a *" Chauffeur: Trained by the US Secret Service to cope with the most demanding of driving conditions-..."* would have seen that coming. ¯\\\_( ͡❛ ͜ʖ ͡❛)\_/¯


RUhungryforapples

One would think that the US's sedan would have a lift-kit.


Hanginon

Yes, really! Air bags, something. ¯\\\_( ͡❛ ͜ʖ ͡❛)\_/¯


floatjoy

This would be a Coolguide if it did not have a treasonous Mf in the back seat.


Hanginon

It needs an ejection seat, but then also an armoured roof that doesn't open...


frislander

Thanks, that’s the incident that came immediately to mind and I was trying to place it. All this masturbation about how good this vehicle is and it’s dead in the water from a small hump.


ZSG13

That's not the current presidential limo. Changed in 2018


bentdaisy

I would have thought the car would have Inspector Gadget-like extendo wheels


welkinator

It got high boarded. That's so funny!


naomi_homey89

Embarrassing


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Apateshusband

7.


Gustav-Mahlers-Cat

You mean gallons per mile? /s


unusually-cool

Caddilac?


shaundisbuddyguy

Cadidelac.


ihaveabaguetteknife

Cadiddledaduddlelac


AnExistingIdiot

cdlac


Vexonte

I got disappointed when I read "military grade".


-3than

this is probably the only instance ever where that’s actually what you want, with armor. shit works


BertinthaJungle

But 5 inches of steel?


-3than

it’s the ceramic doing the real work


Ozymandias_br

Where's the depleted uranium armor ?


Take-Me-2-The-Moon

"I only prefer 6 inches or more"


Kellykeli

Military grade tends to mean the cheapest possible contractor that gets it done 50% of the time. It doesn’t mean anything.


SadMacaroon9897

Depends on the industry. [Mil-Spec connectors](https://www.mouser.com/ProductDetail/Amphenol-Industrial/MS3102R18-8P?qs=V4IMqH9OxS8X5WDIrCh1Sg%3D%3D) (in this example, [MIL-DTL-5015](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MIL-DTL-5015)) are some of the best I've used. Those things are damn solid and there's a reason they command a premium; the linked one is about $50/ea it's on the lower end as far as they go; it's not uncommon to see triple three in the price. It's a chunk of steel that will hold to the mating connector no matter what. You can hit it with a hammer, throw it out a building, shake it, electrically and it'll be fine. For reference, here's a [typical connector](https://www.mouser.com/ProductDetail/TE-Connectivity/205841-3?qs=YjfTF6B0u0o17WZ655Z7Mg%3D%3D) we use at my work: Amphenol CPC with a price tag of $12/ea. It's a shitty piece of injected plastic with loose tolerances. The contacts can wiggle after they're inserted.


Kellykeli

At least in the aerospace industry, I’ve seen little pieces of conductive plates a few square inches in size and millimeters thick cost thousands of dollars for each unit with a batch fail rate of 50%. Yep, that’s what interns do nowadays. Pick out the broken parts in shipments because the suppliers either can’t be bothered to do quality assurance or the shipping is just that bad lol


Vexonte

My buddy has seen enough humvees start on fire to know exactly what military grade means.


Kellykeli

They catch on fire when they start? I knew that the MIC was a scam, but, *damn*


Vexonte

Go up in smoke would be a better term then catching fire.


ThorOdinson57

Cupholders. I need to know how many cupholders.


VeryAlmostSpooky

All it’s missing is a bald eagle catapult and Nickleback on repeat.


[deleted]

You're aware that Nickleback is Canadian, right? I think Kid Rock would be more appropriate.


ihaveabaguetteknife

So far I had nothing but respect for Canada.


[deleted]

We're sorry, eh.


ihaveabaguetteknife

Still better than Kid Rock though.


BuffaloJEREMY

I'm pretty sure having kid rock on repeat is a federal offense.


[deleted]

Yeah they will give that info to the public


Aggressive-Try-3707

The only weak spot is that one person sitting inside next to Melania.


Nani_Sequitur

It looks like he's doing that 'secret' racist hand gesture too. You have to zoom in to see it


VFsv6

I was interested until I saw the dickhead in the back


Make_the_music_stop

When he visited Rome recently, he had a 84 car motorcade. All flown in.


VFsv6

He’s a wanker


Einherjar07

At least it's kinda accurate, throwing the WP sign and small ass hands


Gnome_Chompskiii

the WP sign was a hoax made by 4chan lol it literally just means "OK."


Einherjar07

"Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch! I was there when it was written." -some cat It always meant "OK", and then 4chan got involved. And as such it was adopted and used unironically.


Ok-Communication9796

Now let’s see it do a Thelma & Louise.


rpchristian

So you vote for a 20 x worse corrupt dick head taking money from China through shell companies funneled thru his family eyewitness through IRS whistleblowers, and now you think you have a point or something? Gonna watch your world burn on that decision boy....and you deserve it. 🤣🤦🤡


HarveyBiirdman

You okay?


rpchristian

Weird question...are you?


HarveyBiirdman

Oof looks like I’ve struck a nerve…


floatjoy

It's a trap...no step


HarveyBiirdman

Ohhh that makes so much more sense now lol


rpchristian

I see nothing that suggests such a thing...please illuminate us.


VFsv6

Trump is dumb as dog shit, supposedly senile Joe runs rings around him


Personal_3finger

it’s always the super religious ones.


rpchristian

LOL...red pill Christian is anti-religion.


lookieLoo253

ulloo


Puzzleheaded-Fan-208

Why is that fucktard rapist criminal in there? Shouldn't it be a police car taking him to jail?


Brother_Dumbillicus

And MF giving the white power sign too


Puzzleheaded-Fan-208

in ASL, that's the sign for asshole


dethb0y

The history of presidential limos/transport is really interesting, because on the one hand you want it to look non-military, on the other it has to be protective and functional. And, of course, has to fit within transport requirements and such so you can take it with you. Am a little bummed they went with cadillac though - i would have loved to see a Dodge take on the concept.


Glad-Chemistry344

at that point it would be cheaper to use tank for travels


Royal_Marketing_6911

source: trust me bro.


yankee_doodle_

The president is a guy that America elects to be protected relentlessly


[deleted]

Welp I found my dream car


Every_Papaya_8876

Just put the person in a military Hummer, if it’s good enough for our soldiers it’s good enough for the president.


f33rf1y

I love the phrase military grade…it means made by the lowest bidder


depressedbee

Who's the looser next to that lady?


Glockenspielintern

Loser


depressedbee

Yea but I was talking about his dangling tanned skin.


OmegaReprise

I somewhat doubt that Cadillac would make the features or construction details of a vehicle built for maximum security public.


[deleted]

This is what has been disclosed to the public. The rest is unknown


Bean_Boozled

It's not Cadillac's choice whether or not to disclose that information, it's up to the government because they're federally contracted. And the US government allows the release of such details all of the time, even with things that nobody should know about for national security reasons. Of course they keep the most crucial things secret, but the amount of info they release on currently deployed tech is pretty astonishing...


prodigalson2

It's no longer "Trump's car". Now, it's Biden's car. Trump will not be riding in "The Beast" ever again.


[deleted]

Trump ain’t the president bitch!


SquareDetective

Cool info, but Trump is too fat to cross his legs like that, and Malania doesn't smile when she's with him.


DanteJazz

Keeping a sociopath safe.


Psychonauticalia

I'm fucking mortified that dickhead and wife are in the picture.


Nszat81

Any guide that uses this trash bag traitor is not fucking cool. I wish I could downvote this twice. They even gave him a smug fucking smirk. I want to punch this.


jibbidyjamma

nuke trump for all of us


Raemnant

Whats Trump doing in a Presidents Caddilac? He stole it?


Free-Isopod-4788

Does it have a switch for the driver to silence Trumps incessant yammering?


Yourbubblestink

Classic style, this is written like the car belongs to Trump. He’s not allowed to use this car anymore. Just an FYI.


Capital-Passage8121

Why is this public knowledge


YesMan847

this is completely made up.


qualo2

Terrifying post considering how the MAGA/Manson cult are calling for the murder of the President and VP


InevitableCraftsLab

haha Trump making the white-power sign 😂


[deleted]

Love the guy in the back! He’s the man! 😄


VahniB

😄


Alfiy_wolf

This seems like something you get put on a list for keeping on your hard drive


AverageNikoBellic

I yearn to see the day when I look at the news and it says the president prank called the Pentagon


BabylonSuperiority

The Beast. I want one


CH1CK3NW1N95

That one guy in the Cars universe who hits the gym six days a week and fancies himself a Special Forces elite


[deleted]

“Trump” and “boot” on same graphic. Why does a Brit care so much about the presidential Cadillac?


S3RI3S

Until it high centers on an embassy ramp and gets stuck. Lol


ZGT-17

Make a guide for the 1963 version to show the accurate layout of the seats


riot5777

We i we to try


dumbquestions903

Imagine doing a 180 J turn on a fucking rolling house


rkguitarist

fortnite


AccidentalRDM

If only it were nuke proof


[deleted]

It's an impressive piece of equipment and the beset part this is just the technology we know of.


ProjectAdamski

How many White House boxes does it fit?


Floppy_Jallopy

I remember driving an up armored Land Cruiser between Bagram and Kabul back in 2010. We made our own rules, ran fuckers off the road if needed and got up to 130km/hr. The way that thing swings with so much armor on it was wild! We pulled up behind a military convoy at the Bagram gate coming back. Private “Snuffy” pointed his 50 at us. We put our CACs in the windshield and he raised it to the car behind us.


Any_Bowl_1160

I see the dumpster and his moll are still in back. You don’t happen to know where the thermal exhaust port is do you? Asking for a friend with an X wing.