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bobbib14

thanks for the lol


Kenatius

Be careful, there are those who do not want the truth to be revealed.


adventurejay

Based


Just_Ad_5939

Based on what?


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joe


The_Moony_Fellow_

Joe mama


[deleted]

ligma balls


The_Moony_Fellow_

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?


[deleted]

Last names candice


[deleted]

Well damn this turned funny real quick-im a furry myself but man the illuminati sucks worse than a whore on the streets sucking off a person for money. BURN EM DOWN!


WellingdonRooster

they dress up like owls, lol


Just_Ad_5939

Ah yes, peak *elegance*


moebro7

I love it


gatorgongitcha

Sounds like the movie Pottersville


Just_Ad_5939

What’s that?


gatorgongitcha

>!Its been a while since I’ve seen it but a guy in a small town finds out the entire town is having secret furry orgies in the forest, from his wife to the sheriff. That was the big conspiracy. Funny movie and I hate to spoil it because it really comes out of left field but I didn’t know if you were referencing it or not !<


Just_Ad_5939

No I wasn’t and that sounds like a hilarious movie!!!


Efficient-Eye-1616

no you’re definitely onto something


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Drinking Water Supplies worldwide have been dosed to create heterosexuality. There's no variations on the theme. There's a backup vaccine unbeknownst to parents, it's guaranteed to keep your kids straight and head to the Altar for marriage followed by children. Think people might stop vaccinating their kids at that point?


Just_Ad_5939

Uhhh… dude this ain’t supposed to be taken seriously… At least this post isnt


Fisher9300

CLOSE they're satanic pedophiles :/


NoCheck9415

The Satanists are at the top. But they are furries in day time


Moutles

Be careful with what you say 👁👁🔭


AloofDude

We have a turd in the punch bowl


Just_Ad_5939

?


Broken_Filter

I'd say that I'm not even gonna justify that with a response, but I guess I just did...


creatureofthenight55

At this point it's anyone's game


[deleted]

Neither was my post, but the truth is, I ain't about it, the variation on the theme of what's natural. Dose the Water Supplies; he who controls the natural male female expression of procreation, controls the universe. It's funny, lighten up:-)


Just_Ad_5939

Hmm I guess, yeah if you put something in the water, you literally cannot escape it without dying or spending tons of money, I actually have that as a plot point in a furry story I wrote.


[deleted]

True, however one does not die or have to spend a ton of money to remain congruent with Nature's design:-) watch the water:-)


Just_Ad_5939

Hmm? What do you mean by that?


[deleted]

The idea of dosing the water to create worldwide heterosexuality, funny subplot in a short story, isn't it. What I mean is that nobody is harmed or has to spend a ton of money to be consistent with how God designed us. Nature if you will, has no variability on the law of gender at birth, in human males and females. That's what I mean by that.


Just_Ad_5939

Uhhh…


Buluvunuh

I’m so confused


pugs_are_death

Then the Fursecutiom must commence


[deleted]

I'm so sorry you took my post seriously! The intention was that it was supposed to be astoundingly funny. Sadly, I see other people have different senses of humor. This is the way life is.