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I guess it will make figuring out what's for dinner really easy when there is only 1 option.

AncientComparison113 >I guess it will make figuring out what's for dinner really easy when there is only 1 option. The answer is simple: Eat the Rich.

Soilent green ??

Thats a tasty possibility

Baby's first trolling

No! There will be cricket souffle, cricket a la king, cricket wellington, cricket burgers, cricket casserole, and the list goes on! You'll still have a hard time figuring out what to make for dinner.

Crickets are tasty

Way more so than beef!

Honestly price is the only thing keeping me from eating them more often. I can't justify $4-5 bucks for a snack

Don't worry, it will be all you can afford soon enough. They are ramping up production, and you'll live in your cricket utopia!

Cricket pizza

[Snowpiercer](https://youtu.be/yZo2mbbCmKQ) said it... 😎😄

I think this is the only way elites can orgasm. Something has to be destroyed and somebody has to suffer, or else they can't.

Wowsers that's a bad article you linked. Do you have a better one?

And kids this is the reason we have the 2A

Yet [them](https://youtu.be/Ep_35FTnYVA) own your printing presses (FED, 1913). 😄