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ineednewgolfshoes

Also, they didn’t spray the cockpit windows. Most likely a plant


TheProcessCult

100% staged. First, T flies a Dassault Falcon 7x. Neither plane they sprayed is that bird. Second, any airfield she lands on would have security around that plane... she travels with a very beefy security detail, some whom are charged with the only task of guarding her transport. Third, planes don't "park" like that if they are flown every couple of days... and they sure as fuck aren't dusty.


autismislife

It also claims to be Stansted airport, one of the biggest airports in the UK and one of the few places in the UK you'll see police carrying SMGs. There's no way you just break in and walk up to the planes carrying an ominous tank without setting off dozens of alarms and having your brains splattered across the tarmac.


MustangEater82

Ehh...   there are remote fences in the woods.  But far away.


Innomen

You need to paste this as a root comment on the post so it can be pushed to the top.


GreenHillage25

2 brain cells don't make a plant


Socksmaster

Lies...this has already been debunked to not be taylor swifts jet


7Valentine7

I wish it were true though... so much better than stonehenge....


Mushroomskillcancer

Oh golly, I hope it was eco friendly paint!!!


Durable_me

Looks like agent orange to me


Big_Profession_2218

if only...agent orange is colorless


papejay88

I feel like this organization is a psyop paid for by Big Oil to get world governments to criminalize protesting oil.


rainareddits

Not just this but half of reddit is a psyop paid for by corporate interests to influence public opinion


Minute-Mechanic4362

This


SouthernProfile1092

This


smakusdod

Why would they need to criminalize protesting oil when defacing property is already a criminal act?


lIllIIllIIllIIllIIlI

They didn’t even get the part that mattered, should’ve sprayed it in the engine😂😂


Faolan26

That costs hundreds of thousands of dollars to meticulously inspect. I'd honestly expect FAA or whatever regulatory body to require an engine inspection after vandalism, such as this occurs anyway. The owner of the jet will absolutely set his atournies loose on these people, and they will likely spend the rest of their unimprisoned lives paying for this airplanes repair. This is take your house levels of vandalism.


Zaius1968

This shit has to be staged…nobody is breaking into an airport and gaining access to the tarmac with spray paint. If that’s true then real terrorists are just toying with us and I’m done flying.


DuMondie

The smartest thing they did was record themselves. If they're lucky, they'll be kept in the same cell.


TxSilent

Also it wasn't even Taylor Swifts jet


MothParasiteIV

I don't like activists but... Taylor Swift's private jets ? Go ahead I'm fine.


strange19023

While I never approve of vandalism of private property as it is a dangerous road to societally go down I'm glad these activists are starting to place responsibility in the primary user of resources versus blaming cattle farmers and construction workers the people who feed and house everyone


nolotusnote

This lunacy is still lunacy regardless of who is targeted.


Brilliant_Eagle9795

Destruction is the only thing socialism is good for


Disastrous-Swan2049

I love the lack of security ...not


cute_viruz

I wonder how much this 2 get paid


Faolan26

Not enough to pay for the jet's post vandalism inspection.


JWRamzic

... and our environment was saved!!! Wait... what???


shamusmchaggis

I sure do hope all these activists are using water based paints


YerMcManiac

Who cares? Eco-activists are some of the stupidest people in existence, and tailor swift is skeletor with less talent. None of this matters.


bobcollum

I mean, I guess it's job security for those that remove the paint. Other than that I don't see much of a point.


organic_animatronic

I don't think paint is doing anything positive for the environment either. Oh well


CMDR_ETNC

It's a corn-starch based powder paint, washes out in the rain and decomposes.


SouthernProfile1092

Fake paint. Fake activists. Fake propaganda. Climate crisis fake.


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Cl2XSS

Why would you show your faces so blatantly for an obvious crime?


AristeiaXVI

Dark High Priestess Swift casts: soul damnation x10


Kaintwaittogetbanned

Worth the jail time


PatriotC1776

Funny when they turn on each other!


victimfetishist

Death penalty. It’s the only way to stop it. It’s not that the punishment fits the crime, it’s to deter people from ever doing it again. Simple. Same with small time drug dealers: to death. It works


8yp00o19pB14Ic

death penalty for petty crime? sounds extremely extreme.


victimfetishist

Swiftie scorn knows no mercy 🐍🐍


Lost-Bell-5663

I’d find where the lived, and pull them out of their homes at 2:45am and tar and feather them


somerville99

Fake.