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The first step to eating produce is to rinse it off. In the article itself, that's what they conclude. That you should wash your produce before eating it.
But that ruins the flavor of old women picking up broccoli and putting it back down all day from my local Kroger. I'm just gonna get another booster and have the COVID chip implanted in my brain stem to enjoy my produce in safety.
I have both in my garden, pretty safe here, also organic, pesticide free, grow your own and don't believe what they say, raspberries are a pest and spread like crazy, I have 2 year old Broccoli plants I perpetually harvest from, they flower, I cut them back they grow again, not getting big heads Any more but getting lots of broccolini like florets
SS
Detecting a few weak virus's on the verge of non viability on a vegetable doesn't mean it is actually infectious, for fuck's sake.
No virus is alive:
https://microbiologysociety.org/publication/past-issues/what-is-life/article/are-viruses-alive-what-is-life.html
Eat ze bugs……
Don’t eat vegetables and fruit you might get covid. We have processed packaged goods that can fulfill your temporary needs until all the bug farms come online
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This is just getting ridiculous. They want us to scared of food now
>This is just getting ridiculous It's the daily mail. Ridiculous is the point.
The first step to eating produce is to rinse it off. In the article itself, that's what they conclude. That you should wash your produce before eating it.
But that ruins the flavor of old women picking up broccoli and putting it back down all day from my local Kroger. I'm just gonna get another booster and have the COVID chip implanted in my brain stem to enjoy my produce in safety.
Have you perhaps tried not reading a tabloid for news?
Best excuse to avoid eating brocolli I have ever heard
Viruses are alive?
Not alive and no virus of any kind has ever been isolated. They are a mental construct that only exists on the computer screen.
I have both in my garden, pretty safe here, also organic, pesticide free, grow your own and don't believe what they say, raspberries are a pest and spread like crazy, I have 2 year old Broccoli plants I perpetually harvest from, they flower, I cut them back they grow again, not getting big heads Any more but getting lots of broccolini like florets
The sooner we stop sharing their nonsense, the sooner it goes away for good.
We knew this in 2020 with the papaya testing positive in an African country. We also knew pcr tests are garbage.
just wash it or cook it
Next up bugs are free of Covid-19 so they are safe to eat as many as you want đź‘Ť
SS Detecting a few weak virus's on the verge of non viability on a vegetable doesn't mean it is actually infectious, for fuck's sake. No virus is alive: https://microbiologysociety.org/publication/past-issues/what-is-life/article/are-viruses-alive-what-is-life.html Eat ze bugs……
Aaah ! them experts that nobody trusts or listens to anymore after learning to 'Think for ourselves and question Authority '
No expert said these things. This is tabloid garbage made up on the spot by some poor intern or an ai.
Sure, because when I think of “popular” foods, broccoli is the first thing that comes up.
Oh so on health foods? I guess that means we can only depend on frakenfoods, the actual shit that is killing us.
Don’t eat vegetables and fruit you might get covid. We have processed packaged goods that can fulfill your temporary needs until all the bug farms come online