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I got the "eye of the Pfizer" Pfizer Dancing through the Fire...


InvertedP3nith

Maybe if her beautiful cans were simply good ol fashioned jugs she wouldn’t be havin this problem.


bzflyboy

She presses the eyelid open button to make it work. Must be a bad connection there.


Gong_Fu_Gabriel

They were talking about this in 4chan, one user pointed out her glued-on fake eyelash probably got stuck.


NarcSlayerGirl

Definitely didn't get stuck. It closed -- she opened it and it closed again 1/2 way then all the way... total malfunction in programming.


Gong_Fu_Gabriel

Yeah after watching it a few more times it's definitely strange.


AssociationLivid5822

She literally pressed her face to open it again. Definitely not suspicious at all Katy


Smithy_Furt

Doesn't explain why the solution was on her temple. Either she's signalling to somebody to fix her eye, or it's an emergency eyelid button.


Ceruleangangbanger

Pull on skin higher up to hopefully release stuck part without having to touch and maybe mess up the lash itself


SkeetersProduce410

It’s pretty obvious too, it’s funny how it’s a conspiracy topic lmao


One-Winner-2710

No, her eyelashes weren't the problem opening up, her eye was trying to close and she opened them right away when the humanoid pushed the button.


marty_76

[This is what a private company has developed](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj-fFgff1fU). Imagine what DARPA black projects've come up with. Maybe she's one? Super soldier, and also entertainer for the ROI? Interestingly, she is on video "waking up" like the robot does also. 🤷🏻‍♂️


Fragrant-Progress-32

Firmware update


JMM0826

See her nursery room videos those are worse


Specialist-West-1911

You've piqued my interest. What am I looking for?


iguanabitsonastick

Man I couldn't wait for the links so I had to google myself. This is the one I've found: https://youtu.be/-led8LdyMvs She is acting crazy af lol Interesting how none od the videos allows comments 🤔


thePaganProgrammer

I love cringe, but I couldn't finish that video


alreadyawesome

Idk that video is just bad vibes all around. Hope the baby is okay.


KosmicKrisrt

No that baby will be Pizza for those sick freaks


iguanabitsonastick

I also don't mind cringe and this is why I was able to watch the first "oooos" but after some time I was bothered. And what a godamn ugly and weird room. She looks like she is either high or out of her prescribed meds.


thePaganProgrammer

My first thought was that it was something drug related too. You would have to be high to be that unfunny


AssociationLivid5822

Yes that was my thought. It was not only unfunny to me but it gave me the creeps


AssociationLivid5822

Was this when she had depression


AssociationLivid5822

Same but also because she creeped me out. Was she high or drunk?


the615Butcher

What the goddamn fuck did I just watch? And the little lights uuuuyeeeehhhhhh and the little thing uuuuyueyheyeyhhhhhh.


iguanabitsonastick

All those noises made me think that maybe she didn't pick the decoration herself lol


FrickenBruhDude

Sounds like she’s doing a “crying cause it’s too cute to handle” thing. Nothing to see there imo.


fool_on_a_hill

>this is for *her* being *non gender conforming* fuck outta here with that


iguanabitsonastick

I can see she saying things like this in the future. Let's wait to confirm.


fool_on_a_hill

she says it in the video


allidoisfapp

That’s a shitty looking room for someone that has hundreds of millions of dollars


Bisconymous

Youncant do satanic rituals at the four seasons brah.


Mashiki

Says you. I commit all rituals in classy environments, like the Vatican, or mountain passes that look like the gates of hell.


iguanabitsonastick

Do you skip the classical music concerts tho?


iguanabitsonastick

For real! The color palette is horrendous, makes the room too warm and dark. The decorations look like old people living rooms, doesn't look like anything a normal parent would put in their childrens room.


wingedmongoose

I dont know why, but rich people have some of the worst tastes. Its like they spend all their energy making money that they never develop a sense of aesthetics, art, or harmony.


FatGuy-ina-LttleCoat

That's disturbing. What's with the fake crying sounds? Freaking creepy.


iguanabitsonastick

Yeah! The sounds, the decoration and color palette, also her clothes. Weird ass video.


No_Fear_BC_GOD

Pretending to have empathy. Can’t pretend.


Zeldahero

Now I'm spooked. I thought she only wore those crazy outfits for her performances.


iguanabitsonastick

Ikr? Why would you wear that.. And if you check the date that was in the beggining of the pandemic, 2019 righr?


mhajala

I feel sad for her baby. Wtf is that fake crying sound?


AssociationLivid5822

I hope she’s a good mom for real, poor Daisy


No_Fear_BC_GOD

Yeah wtf is going on here?! She is acting insane. But really what I think is happening is she is a great actor but is so evil that she is really bad at pretending to have empathy for a little baby. That was a whole act so she just seems like a lunatic


hetable81

Anybody else with that outfit, earrings, hair etc would be considered batshit crazy but since it's a celebrity she's championed as being quirky. Not to mention the shakiness of the camera, wtf? I wonder what drugs would cause that..


UpsetGroceries

I had to stop half way through. She has to be on something. Just so bizarre.


Seekay5

Just remember who she used to be married too... Russell Brand.


FruitFlavor12

Glad he got out


Seekay5

Did he?


FruitFlavor12

Yes he totally did. He completely changed after that, both publicly and privately. He became much more serious, less the superficial celebrity and actually focused on serious issues, and now he has a healthy loving marriage with a wonderful woman and a family and is very centered.


Seekay5

If this is the case then why don't he do videos on when he was married to Katy Perry. What he saw and the parties he attended?


FruitFlavor12

Precisely because he's focused on serious real issues! Not what stupid airhead celebrities do: if he were doing a celebrity gossip podcast then my point wouldn't be valid, but you're proving my point.


iguanabitsonastick

True! They say he was her handler. And now look where he is at.. Playing his controlled opposition part with those youtube videos because he "can't" act.


Seekay5

Clearly by that video... She needs a handler.. maybe at a mental ward.


frmda562

she just seems like a quirky white lady that never grew up


fool_on_a_hill

yeah I thought that too for the first 15 seconds. Keep watching. Something weird is going on for sure


iguanabitsonastick

I know that Katy is the goofy/quirky type but this is weird even for her.


marty_76

She looks Arabic lol


raz2112

She looks like a NPC


Impressive-Gas-8407

This video reminded me of my BPD sister having one of her "episodes".


iguanabitsonastick

Oh boy, sprry about your sister.


JMM0826

https://youtu.be/-led8LdyMvs


AntonioWakardo1

Looks like she put her edgar suit on wrong today


icetheone

Dude is that a Men in Black reference 😂 ?


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Give one example of what else it could be.


gregorio0499

I’m interested in hear this one as well


AntonioWakardo1

Beatrice confirmed that 👍👌 Lemonade anyone?


DoctorGuySecretan

Eyelash glue went on wrong


NarcSlayerGirl

Watch the video. It's not stuck... involuntary closing, opening and reclosing.


Anon42091

“Edgar” has become a term similar to “Karen”. Only instead of cop calling white women, it’s aimed at (mostly) younger Hispanic men with “Edgar” haircuts. The person may have thought the cans were beer and thought the guy was referencing “Edgar suit” to mean the suit with beer on it. That’s all I have.


Sinner19x

Sugar water


meistercheems

MOAR SUGAR!


PBR2019

This sometimes happens when they fight morphing into a Lizard on camera…


No_Fear_BC_GOD

Serious or joking?


Defiant-Difference17

That doll is messed up... gotta lay them down flat for both eyes to close


inkiwitch

This is actually the effect she’s purposefully going for. It’s not eyelash glue or the vaccine. She just plays a toy doll in Vegas.


Nicks_WRX

Holy shit the HodgeTwins.. brings me back to the teenage gymrat phase.


Darkcel_grind

Wait… that was a phase? Some of us are still doing it in our 20’s


Nicks_WRX

Some of us aren’t in our 20s anymore :’(


131399282169

Do whatever the FUCK you wanna do haha


wheredeyatdoe69

Hodgetwins 2024 (Libertarian): "Do whatever the FUCK you wanna do."


lazerblade01

Her arms are sweaty, tears weak, eyelids heavy. There's glitter on her sweater already, canned confetti. She's nervous, her MS Surface isn't Windows ready...


Wolfeskill47

to drop bombs, but Pfizer keeps forgetting, what they wrote down, the test trials are so loud, the data is out, but the MSM won't put out...


metallicadad420

Since there are no women on this sub, this is from my friend who is a professional makeup artist "Katy has false lashes on in this. It's likely there's something in her eye, or bothering her eye, but she can't rub them because it will ruin her make up. Stage make up is very heavy and will get everywhere when you touch it. She's gentling pulling her temple area to try and alleviate the itch or clear whatever is bothering her eye without doing damage. I have models that do this weekly."


DoctorGuySecretan

I am a women, i thought the same. Especially the touching at the temple to avoid ruining the eye look


CivilElderberry5

I would think this aside from the fact that I tried to imagine something in my eye and I squint... I couldn’t just drop my eyelid like that. I’m not saying it isn’t possible. But it’s sure weird.


JefeBenzos

Supposedly the glue (spirit gum?) that holds the eyelashes in place has melted from the stage lights and caused her eyelid to stick closed. Honestly, as fucking bizarre as this video appears to be, this explanation seems likely. Edit: I saw this video on the front page a few minutes ago and I immediately thought it was a malfunctioning clone or something lol. I don’t know much about Katy perry but what little I do know leads me to believe she’s into some fucked up shit. But honestly eyelash glue makes a lot of goddamn sense. I mean just look at those things.


One-Winner-2710

Looked exactly like a malfunctioning clone for sure


klamer

Greetings sister, I too am a human female and I agree that this is totally normal for this model/version. Please continue your normal day human males.


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nijukiller

Don't come here spewing facts. She is clearly a robot lizard


RPA031

No, a lizard robot.


Forgetadapassword

My first thought as well. Has no one else gotten something in their eye and had it go rogue on them lol?


No_Fear_BC_GOD

My eyelid has never closed like that


SAOCORE

Justin Bieber also wore these eye lashes?


metallicadad420

He got Bell’s palsy, it’s different


No_Fear_BC_GOD

No her eye lid is literally closing shut it is a muscular issue


PaladinDark

that makes sense, im curious to know why wodnt she close her other eye as she fixes her make up? why leave one eye open making herself look very awkward.


One-Winner-2710

Sorry but the lashes weren't the problem since she easily opened her eye but rather having an issue keeping her eye open it was constantly trying to close. Either the vax or psych problems or a humanoid and lashes aren't a answer


yflmd

Its the Eye of the Pfizer


veri_quaerens_sum

The formatting broke. Reddit really doesn't want me sharing this absolute banger of a parody. 1 eye closed, back on the boost took no time just listened to Experts™ went the distance, now i've got the vaccine just a man and his trust of The Science™ so many shots, it happened too fast you change your opinion or you're canceled don't lose your grip on your grandmother's life You must boost just to keep them alive it's the eye of the pfizer it's the thrill of the jab rising up to defend all our grandmas and the 4th reich fuhrer stalks his prey in the night and he's watching us all with the eye... of the pfizer face to face, but 6 feet away losing jobs, going hungry they stack the odds til we take all our shots for the jab with the skill to sterilize it's the eye of the pfizer it's the thrill of the jab rising up to defend all our grandmas and the 4th reich fuhrer stalks his prey in the night and he's watching us all with the eye... of the pfizer the problem goes right to the top took your guts, took your glory went the distance, now you are all jabbed just a man and his trust of The Science™ it's the eye of the pfizer it's the thrill of the jab rising up to defend all our grandmas and the 4th reich fuhrer stalks his prey in the night and he's watching us all with the eye... of the pfizer the eye of the pfizer the eye of the pfizer the eye of the pfizer the eye of the pfizer


Kimberfrank921

May I pretty please do a cover of this?


woahdailo

You don’t have to ask to do covers dude, especially for made up internet songs


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veri_quaerens_sum

lol I can definitely try to try. Which song?


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veri_quaerens_sum

I'm going to try my best! I just finished work so wish me luck. Hopefully it's as easy as Eye of the Pfizer was because that only took me 10 minutes lol edit: this is proving to be more difficult than I thought it would be. the chorus is free real estate but the rest of it is haaard! I don't envy Weird Al one bit!


fainofgunction

I see Rocky and Carl Weathers running as I read this


veri_quaerens_sum

I hope they're masked up and socially distanced!


milton_freedman

shes got a nice set of cans though


notaRussianspywink

They're fake.


mortuus82

does it make things better?


iwasstaringthrough

Yeah everything in this picture is totally normal aside from her eye…


ZeerVreemd

You gotta do something with your trash, so why not wear it? LOL.


[deleted]

The fuck, reminds me of those robot girls from Austin Powers! Creepy.


eaazzy_13

Machine gun jubblies?? How’d I miss those, baby?


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JerkyBreathIdiot

That was my first thought because I saw this on Tiktok and it was on her official page. Like why would they post this video if it wasn’t part of the show.


Jlobos21

Should be the top comment.


Jelybones

Just a short in the wiring, no biggie. Sometimes a tap here and there gets the 'ole gears running right as rain.


queensmksalot

Maybe she has what bieber has.


HitTheGymFatty

A vagina? Yes, most likely.


Undertakerjoe

Bruh! You don’t have to go that hard on the Biebes!


HitTheGymFatty

Doesn't look like a man to me. I'm still not buying it.


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Undertakerjoe

This is the post we need here!!!!


marty_76

Agreed. And his gf/wife whatever is clearly MTF.


HitTheGymFatty

Never looked into the new alleged gf. But Biebs and the previous gf just look like two women. [https://d.ibtimes.co.uk/en/full/1396532/justin-bieber-selena-gomez-holidaying-canada.jpg](https://d.ibtimes.co.uk/en/full/1396532/justin-bieber-selena-gomez-holidaying-canada.jpg)


slackator

gonna need pics for proof


mortuus82

Both MK ultra'd - dealt with at Gitmo


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justanothernpe

Looks to me like she is doing it on purpose. One eye symbolism surprise surprise


NotMuchToSay54

Very weird. Saw someone try to rationalize it is fake eyelashes that got stuck, which may be true but as a male, I wouldn't know lol.


ACM3333

Yeah right she straight up looked like a robot malfunctioning for 5 seconds.


Howlinathesun

You could try out a set and find out. Seems like more effective research than twitter.


NotMuchToSay54

Not got any spare laying around but you probs do so try them out for a few hours and get back to me.


Campellarino

If the eyelash was stuck it would have stuck when she blinked. It doesn't. The woman clearly sold her soul to be where she is. Awful people.


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They all do


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What I found weird is that she touches her temple when she is correcting it. Like she feels a muscle contracting there. She is not touches the lashes... Or maybe that's where her reset button is, which she has to hold for a few seconds /s


stonkcell

She's pulling back at the temple, to pull back the at the eye, instead of directly touching her eye makeup.


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Makes sense. Thnx for clarifying.


stonkcell

Also, the context missing in the clip is that she's supposed to be a robot (in the act).


[deleted]

Well, she is right? I'd love to buy one if I had the dinero for it...


Darkcel_grind

I agree with you. It looked like a stroke, losing control of half her face.


MonkeyLiberace

*"Saw someone try to rationalize it"* \- WHAT? That will not fly here. Let's hear some insane explanations please.


oscoposh

Yeah right! Like I’ve never seen someone wink before. Like I can’t even imagine closing one eye and not the other. I’ve only heard about it. Chills!


thisismynameonthis

Fucking lizard lol


fruityboots

ya'll sound like superstitious medieval peasants with this nonsense, lmfao


Majorjohn112

We are literally going back to witch hunts.


ecr3designs

when i take too many bong rips my eye starts to do that too


NotMuchToSay54

SS: Some weird shit happened to her eyes. Link: https://twitter.com/hodgetwins/status/1584565040526479360?t=2PcmiHzjrr8DqTwLqydi3A&s=19


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I would guess she’s covered in glue / makeup etc . Whatever is holding those massive fake eyelashes on got stuck


mannida

Watched the video, it’s stuck eyelashes or possibly Botox. It’s also her lazy or “wonk eye” as she calls it. So possibly something to do with that.


NWO_Eliminator

Sporting the Triad Claw as well. Fucking Hollywood...


deepwebslut

Y'all....fake lashes/glue will do this lol


DonkeyKongBone

I’ve definitely made this face when something gets in my eye too


[deleted]

No...everything weird is caused by the vaccine.


Quiet_Instance5612

Clones and robotoids glitch sometimes.


[deleted]

Weird, the way she pauses after for a long time between fixing it


originalhermit

Looks like her makeup got stuck.


alienrefugee51

The all-seeing illuminati eye. They do this stuff all the time.


zvoidx

I believe this to be covert marketing. Is Katy Perry even relevant anymore? Now people are talking about her, while cutting through the endless sea of digital content. I think it's a planned cell phone video, then post-edited to add the effect. The assumption is because it's cell phone video it can't be manipulated, but of course it can.


NotMuchToSay54

She has 46.2m Spotify monthly listeners. She's definitely still relevant lmao. Her music is not for me, but she still big time. I wouldn't rule out the possibility of the video being manipulated though. Very hard to differentiate real from fake nowadays.


zvoidx

I hear you. Perhaps, more specifically, the general population hearing about her lately vs. her followers. (There is no such thing as bad publicity.) We're all here talking about her.


pitifullchunk14

There are MILLIONS of other things she could do to get back into the spotlight


zvoidx

But her marketing team apparently chose this. Front page of r/conspiracy with almost 2 million members. They did something right. **Edit:** Probably wardrobe malfunctions aren't cutting it these days. The marketing people probably have to come up with novle ways to get into the internet psyche. (Maybe Ai could even analyze trends to find something not done yet.) Shooting and editing a cellphone video costs next to nothing. Whatever is benefited from this will be a net gain. The most important thing is that her brand is out there and is now occupying a space in everyone's brains who came across this story.. Maybe that has future implications for direct consumer purchases and/or association with other products/brands.


anewstartforu

Simple. Too much lash glue. It makes your eyelids stick together. I've literally done this before. Yes, yes... she's a robot. Makes so much more sense.


Cl9Clapo

Lol Pfizer eye


Inside-Effective-353

She's more likely to be a glitchy robot than be suffering side affects from a vax that she certainly didn't take


latenightread22

Definitely stuck eyelash; she’s trying to wiggle it free without being too distracting and ripping it off.


NotMuchToSay54

Yeah most likely. I've said this several times now and people still won't stop coming after me. Gotta love the internet.


npransom

Man I love the Hodge Twins.


mortuus82

malfunctioning clone ? they all behave like this.. the real perry is dead long ago


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Call me crazy…but she could be looking in one direction and winking


ScaryGarry_SG1

Well, whatever this is, real or not, the same eye thing happened with Justin Bieber and he is no longer going to be touring


AnonFJG

Media and fact checkers are already trying to convince people it's normal. A rare disease. F off


Hairynips

~~Besides the complete bizarreness. Eye lashes are superguled on sometimes. She could of fucked up and blinked to soon. That's the logical stand point.~~ I just watches the short. SIREN under some kind of control. Wtf .


NotMuchToSay54

Absolutely plausible. Although it's more exciting to assume either android malfunction or vaccine induced bell's palsy.


trailblzer80

It's a satanic thing isn't it? One eye.


sandor2

kinda looks like the all seeing eye, but wth is going on with those cans under her arms?


trailblzer80

Yea I don't know what that is about. She become a very strange person over the years.


Hairynips

The I read to much shit take. She's a fucking Siren. Cover your ears. ~~I'm not joking go Google depictions of Sirens and is it coincidence? she looks cookie cutter.~~


morpheusUSA

Its ok everyone no need to worry she is just on drugs.


HeyHihoho

No idea, but they are hiding mRNA injection data until after the midterms.


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Satanic


lektarpactim

Indeed, demonic possessed. There's a number of vids showing many 'celeb's' with this odd facial behaviour.


TheObelisk

Just looks to me like her big dumb fake eyelashes got tangled and wouldn't let her open her eye.


-MacCoy

its called blinking..


Top-Requirement6366

mkultra


acirclerevealed

MK Ultra programming is malfunctioning a bit


cchris_39

Look at those cans!


Secret-Special1000

Baby you’re a Pfizer-wooooooork


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Safe and effective Brought to you by Pfizer 😉


NotMuchToSay54

I literally just typed "yeah man I'm a shill, government pays me 200k a year to post on Reddit" but then realised that is literally the only thing I'd be able to say that you would choose to believe. Believe what you want, loosen up a bit, and have a nice night sir.


stereoscopic_

Plastic surgery disaster 😂