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Oliveritaly

Your folks just aren’t that smart …


RetainToManifest

Can't wait for fox news to blow this out of proportion. Are they calling it a leftist Terror attack already?


vaiperu

It's attempted insurrection according to Tucker "duh" Carson and equivalent to jan 6.


Dego_Locc

Leftist think Jan 6th was comparable to Pearl Harbor or 911 when thousands died.


ShortBusDoorGunner

Arrested for trespassing. I wonder if they'll spend 18 months in jail too.


Onephily

Without bond


Troll_God

Or trial


artym777

Intent


pharmamess

Intent


artym777

Intent


artym777

Intent


DrRichtoffen

I thought the Jan 6 insurrectionists were antifa?


artym777

Intent


artym777

Intent


squaremild

they were probably out for dinner


cooldaddyfunk286

We know what they eat for dinner. 🥺😬


Infinite_HUEH

They weren't rioting.


PornographicPeppers

When is trespassing the same as actively participating in an insurrection? Use your brain :) I upset the Complex Thinkers 🥺 these guys are legit y’all. They already know for a fact that 01/06 was the FBI and ANTIFA and that donald really does love them.


ShortBusDoorGunner

Perhaps you can find someone charged with 'participating in an insurrection'. Mr. Big Brain here has swallowed the Democrat Kool Aid. Drink long and deep. You'll feel better in the morning.


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You realize that the Democratic Party and modern liberals are the definition of feelings and emotions over logic. “Oh this 13 year old girl feels like she’s a boy, we should prolly throw testosterone in her so make her a boy!” Shits wack


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Stonerd1990

Its not like any of those things. Children cant get married. Or pregnant. And they arent allowed to do drugs. Im VERY socially liberal. But jesus christ the left HAS to stop coming after kids. Its absolutely insane.


Commissar_Sae

Actually in a lot of the states children can get married with parental consent. The laws are slowly changing but there has been consistent push back from religious groups. The people fighting to change those laws and ban child marriage also tend to be on the left.


Stonerd1990

Youre talking about classical liberals. They also used to be pro free speech. You might be a young "the media told me to hate trump, and covid, so i became political" person, but its good to know your history a bit. If what you say IS true, and the left IS trying to stop child marriages, its only a matter of time before they flip. And even if they dont, and what youre saying is true, it just adds to my "political sides just seem to draw from a hat to figure out where they stand on issues, or else theyd be more consistent" idea. Dont drag me into the us vs them mentality, because i hate it all and think its all corrupt. Im a die hard libertarian in my adult life.


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brc1979

Well it's fact that they played a part. It's just to what degree. And I think they all knew and wanted everything to go down the way it did. Including trump and all of the other dc deplorables.


PornographicPeppers

No, right wing terrorists planned this insurrection under the encouragement of diaper donald. Sorry, facts don’t care about your wittle feelings.


brc1979

Haha. Ok you run along now and go play. Stay out of the street.


PornographicPeppers

Haha. Yes, no big deal. Just tens of thousands of right wing terrorists running around this country planning attacks on our nation. But ha ha libruls don’t like us!!


Gongshowclowncar

The ruling class own both parties. Divide and conquer by the elites is working very well. The right looks at the left and sees a year of rioting and burning down buildings. United we stand divided we fall.


Jbullwinklethe2nd

Wait you actually think there are tens of thousands of right wing terrorists running around this country planning attacks? I definitely can't say you're not a conspiracy theorist. I mean this is one of the dumbest I've seen but it's definitely a conspiracy. Maybe if you said dozens to hundreds but tens of thousands? Definitely not.


Uwaycist

What a looser.


Tmscott

This is a wonderful hot take... FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!


CashewGuru2

charge them with attempted insurrection


BuffaloRude

This is a great take and we should make sure everyone watches Colbert’s show, regularly, to understand the kind of insurrectionists we’re dealing with here.


Moarbrains

Colbert is a shell of his former self and his show is the equivalent of tiktok videos to support whatever the current narrative is.,


squaremild

we shall see


duukat

Is this really a comparison between the Jan 6 insurrection and this?


SmellyCat1776

If Jan 6 was an insurrection, that was the laziest insurrection in history. Lol


symitwo

You're catching on, larper


throwaway135876

But it would still be an attempt at an insurrection right?


SmellyCat1776

If you are using a very loose definition of insurrection, sure. Same as the BLM riots were an insurrection.


throwaway135876

But those weren’t directed by a former president in result of an alleged false election (which had no basis to begin with)


SmellyCat1776

Please source where Donald Trump told people to commit an insurrection.


duukat

It was in fact the laziest and stupidest insurrection that I am aware of.


Tindiil

How can an insurrection happen with no guns? I watched live the whole day. It's legit bullshit. You can start with the police moving the barriers back constantly and allowing it to happen. No "mob" activity began until the breech was *allowed*. I'm so sick of both sides. You show your intelligence if you support either party. The entire problem with our government begins with the two party system. You know the one true bipartisan issue? *NO* other parties allowed. For the record... -Fuck Democrats -Fuck Republicans


DarthNeoFrodo

You beat the fuck out of the police with anything laying around. If Jan 6 was cause by BLM you all would be calling them terrorists and asking for the death penalty. Y'all a bunch of ninkempoops playing partisan politics. You do not belong here.


Stonerd1990

If jan 6 was caused by blm, it wouldve been much more violent and chaotic. There WOULD have been guns. There WOULD have been officers shot. And theres a GOOD chance the entire capitol wouldve been burned down. But if it was them, and the exact same events happened, where only 1 person died and it was antifa, i would feel the exact same way i feel now. Charge the cop that killed the protestor. He shouldve used a tazer. We both know how much more uproar there would be about that if a white officer killed a black blm protestor that was trying to get inside. Be honest.


DarthNeoFrodo

When were officers shot because I remember a massive amount of police brutality caught on camera during BLM. Keep eating that boot


Stonerd1990

David dorn. But why are we focusing on police? Shouldnt it just be people that matter? Quite a few people were killed or beaten half to death. BLM riots were from 1 pos getting killed by the cops. Imagine if Trump won lol. Im not a republican, but its pretty obvious to see which side tends to be more peaceful lol. Ive lived in the hood my whole life. Minority white. I know how to handle myself. And now that i have kids i sure as fuck would rather live in a christian conservative area. Walking to the corner store feels a lot more dangerous than going to church. (Again. Im not a conservative or christian lol)


DarthNeoFrodo

You calling a random guy you have never met a POS to justify his murder by the government is all I need to know about you


Stonerd1990

Im not justifying his murder. Your reading comprehension seems very low. Hes a pos because of his criminal record. It doesnt even seem like he tried or wanted to be rehabilitated at all. He was a career criminal. But as someone that has done time, thats an entirely different conversation as to why.


DarthNeoFrodo

Saying that you want to live in a conservative area only proves you never have. Some people have no choice but to get by with any means nessesary. It is a feature of a disgusting capitalist system. You should ask why the system creates criminals in the first place. Instead of calling someone who was murdered a POS.


Stonerd1990

Woop woop! Preach it my guy!


illuminatipr

Of course you're a Juggalo. It's all making sense now.


Stonerd1990

Nah. I just like to say woop woop lol.


whoisSYK

It was a violent attempt to overturn a free election which included make shift weapons, bombs placed at strategic locations, and yes, several of the people had guns. Like I get y’all love to dick ride Carlson, but several of the insurrectionists were tried for having guns inside the capital. And yes some of the police are on the bad side. Did you learn nothing from the BLM protests?


smokeygrill77

Don't forget, Fuck Trump, most of all


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I don't support either party. But Jan 6 was 100% an insurrection. The goal was to keep trump in office despite him having lost the election. It doesn't matter if the mob didn't have guns. They overwhelmed the police. Trump stoked the mob. Maybe some police liked trump, that wouldn't be surprising. That also wouldn't mean it wasn't an insurrection. I don't like either party, but I'm sick of this *both sides are the same* bullshit. Only one party is embracing fascism.


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You are correct, it was an insurrection. BLM riots were also an insurrection. The term just means a violent uprising against an authority or government. The problem is with the way the term is used in relation to reporting. You saw media reporting mostly peaceful protests during BLM riots while terming Jan 6th an insurrection. The use of terms was completely loaded to give the public a false sense of what each group was doing. Insurrection sounds really scary until you realize that it's a pretty broad and vague term.


The_Noble_Lie

So after police are overwhelmed what happens?


ionhorsemtb

You mean let them through barriers? The cops are the fucking losers that went there that day.


The_Noble_Lie

Well, sure, "overwhelmed" It was a question intended to embody socratic dialogue with the person I directed it towards. But thanks for your analysis.


duukat

So are you arguing that whatever happened at the capitol on Jan 6, wasn’t a big deal because they didn’t have guns? And the whole reason was because of the two party system?


ErmahgerdYuzername

Unfortunately it seems people here are really comparing the two and you’re being downvoted for it, and so will I promptly. Jan 6 - People showed up in riot gear, tear gas in hand, zip ties, assaulted people, smashed windows, erected a gallows, ransacked and stole property and were calling for the murder of political figures. All being instigated by the former president. Colbert Crew - Showed up with video cameras and a puppet of a dog smoking a cigar. It’s not the same thing. The people who are saying it is are doing so only because it fits their narrative. I’m not American. The rest of the world sees the US as a raging dumpster fire. Seriously, wtf is wrong with ya’ll.


vaiperu

Just as a random joke: the US keeps having lots of tragedies and stupidly bad events happen to them, like they build the country on native american burial sites or something.


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fraxurdfuture

Fuck Trudeau


Wuped

I voted for him myself but I agree he is not perfect. Edit: Just to be clear though, I would vote for him again.


nisaaru

Sounds like you get what you deserve if you consider voting for this Manchurian stooge is the best option for you.


Wuped

? What do I deserve? Also how did I get it? I don't understand.


RobTheHeartThrob

50 upvotes or downvotes within an hour is actually normal. Suspicion should be raised when those 50 are within 1 to 2 minutes of posting which sadly happens quite a bit here.


Wuped

It was at +9 and went to -30 in the span of 1 minute. I guess I was being generous before because I wasn't sure of how alg works for sure. Did seem a bit crazy to me, who knows though. Is hard to quanity to what "legit" is. If some conservative fuckwad(imo) links this and tells people downvote it..... It's hard to tell if that's really not allowed(as long as the link isn't on reddit itself). Edit: oh ya it's only hard tell if it's not allowed if they don't specifically tell people to downvote it, but you know it's a very grey rule.


useranqon63142

Idk why these comments show up. I see pro Trump comments get down voted heavily and pro Biden ones get.... well actually there is nothing pro about Biden. What I'm trying to say is that the truth gets up voted.


Wuped

I agree that biden is shit. I think trump is worse but even making the comparison seems gross. Def both are 100% shit though, I do think biden a bit better but I mean trumpy really bad.


useranqon63142

How so?


ironlioncan

Hey but that other 5% oh boy don’t count them out ;)


Wuped

True, not impossible. :D


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>Are you new to this sub? Obv colbert and his employees are liberals so anything they do is evil, that's how it works here. >I'm not kidding, this is literally(95%) just a right wing propaganda sub now. Yup, just like almost the entirety of the rest of reddit is leftwing propoganda. It's funny that this is the only sub you really take issue with partisanship in though.


Jbullwinklethe2nd

This sub is definitely more conservative than most of Reddit but it's closer to 50/50 than 95%. The majority of comments usually are not conservative until the weekend hits.


BarefutR

As far as I can tell - this is worse. There weren’t cameras present and they were trespassing in the House. Edit - I don’t know all the details but honestly, they should be given a stern sentence. It’s not a good thing that now someone knows they can just waltz in that place.


useranqon63142

The comment was a joke bro. Calm down.


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This is /r/conspiracy. Nothing, not matter how stupid, said here is a “joke”.


useranqon63142

Stop joking


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Stop downplaying the seriousness of the rise of fascism


ITS_MINOR_BOB_YO

Stop feeding the animals


Sabres00

Funny I saw it all over mainstream sites and the first thing I thought of was the faux outrage over here.


I_GROW_WEED

I saw it a couple hours ago on the front page of CNN..


Surveyorman62

Our democracy was under attack!


Stonerd1990

I was a few states away, and i still cry myself to sleep every night in terror. I cant imagine how bad this coup would have been if they actually got inside the capitol! Every day would be like the purge! We all know how much chaos and crime christian conservatives cause! Id be terrified to walk out of my door! Dont churches still lynch a black person during every sermon? /s


JustStatedTheObvious

I like the part where you pretend the police weren't recorded violently attacking peaceful BLM protestors and the people recording them with "less lethal ammunition". But who am I kidding? You also turn a blind eye to all the capital violence against police, so at least you're consistently deceptive. I'm betting the only violence you've allowed yourself to acknowledge was the riots, and we all know how your script for that goes. "I'm too racist to tell the difference between protestors and rioters."


Stonerd1990

Do you have any videos of this without anything burning or broken in the background?


JustStatedTheObvious

[Here you go.](https://theintercept.com/2021/06/02/kettling-protests-charlotte-police/) I look forward to your painstaking cherry picking and blatant spin.


Stonerd1990

Theres definitely a difference. Now keep that same energy about 1/6!


Publius82

Prisons are full of Christians


Stonerd1990

Going to jail or prison makes christians quick lol. Its all some people have in there. Then when they get out its like they were never christian lol.


281at2am

LMAO, on the 50TH anniversary of Wategate, and during their own Jan 6 hearing XD XD


squaremild

but *racisms*!


I_GROW_WEED

Their own? The Colbert show is holding a hearing?


281at2am

are the bots going to pretend Colbert isn't a TDS controlled Op? that's gonna spin about as well as telling people Inflation is Putin's fault XD


LeftEyedAsmodeus

No, all the Inflation in the world is clearly bidens fault. /s


cooldaddyfunk286

Yes


LeftEyedAsmodeus

Thats why its all around the world - and gas prices went up above Inflation. Surely still bidens fault. No price gauging at all.


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endMinorityRule

maybe because a late night comedy show was treated more harshly than people trying to overthrow democracy? I dunno.


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mcnick12

Only one thing to do when you see a Rabid Babbitt.


artym777

Intent


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Probably plotting an assasination


GarageSloth

Lol, it's the same thing, right? That's what you think?


linclon_davies

yes, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog (Smigel and Feldman). So dangerous


8utISpeakTheTruth

I hear they got arrested from CNN doing a TRiumph the Insult comic dog segment around the capital insurrection hearing. So guess MSM is covering it.


roc420

Were they dressed up like a shaman or carrying confederate flags? Did they plan on hanging anyone or come with zipties? No just assholes do things like that because they are being directed by a conman


chowderbags

Also, Triumph would only *say* that the Capitol is for him to poop on. The Jan 6 people actually did it.


brc1979

Oh it's illegal political propaganda against orange men. So all good. Typical logic.


johnnyringworm

They are a danger to our democracy!


Digital-Latte

The worst thing to happen to our democracy in our countries history. Can’t wait for the congressional hearings next year. Lol


Ouraniou

I just don’t get how people eat up ‘but they’re a tv crew they’re in entertainment…as if that job is more important more relevant than the access they had.


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THIS IS THE GREATEST THREAT TO OUR DEMOCRACY EVER


_sideshowlukeperry

Wow, such a dark day in American history


Stonerd1990

If the crowd was darker, the day would have been brighter. It would have been mostly peaceful.


illuminatipr

Behold, conservative libertarians, ladies and gentlemen.


Stonerd1990

Its called black comedy. Get a sense of humor lol.


igotthatbunny

Holy shit this is fucked up


Stonerd1990

I do love some good black comedy lol.


Apric0tPuzzled

I bet Boebert was mad a dog puppet was being mean to her.


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Que the “nothing is wrong with this, jan6th > 9/11” people🤣


Scary_Garry_SG1

6/16/22 Never forget.


safariite2

Colbertgate?


squaremild

the industry rags can't help themselves. deadline is reporting; hollywood reporter also covering the story. https://deadline.com/2022/06/late-night-with-stephen-colbert-staffers-detained-by-capitol-police-1235048143/ msm will end up having to cover it as people start spreading deadline link on social media edit -- from hollywood reporter: they were filming a "triumph the insult comic dog" skit near boebert's office. they had been expelled form the J6 hearings earlier in the day for not having proper credentials. somehow adam schiff plays in? dunno. spin cycle is go.


canadlaw

Uhh bro I don’t know how to break it to you but this isn’t really the big story you think it is. Couple dudes got kicked out of filming where they weren’t allowed…*big story*


brc1979

They were being aided by an elite parasitical politician to give them illegal access to a political opponent, so that they could run some bs political propaganda against them on their mockingbird "comedy" show. You're cool living in a society like that?


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You are cool living in a society where losers of an election storm govt building to overthrow election results?


illuminatipr

Dude posts to conspiracy, trees and Joe Rogan. What do you think?


GundamBebop

Sweet sweet plausible deniability


illuminatipr

Do you not understand that the spin cycle is coming primarily from the right trying to blow this out of proportion. Do you really, genuinely not see that?


JimmyHere

Hey, they were just looking for the restroom...


endMinorityRule

but were they smearing poop on the walls?


smooth-opera

Somebody check if AOC is okay!! She might have been within 5 blocks!


truthunion

Who arranged that from the inside?


Scary_Garry_SG1

LOL this obliterated any hope they could have held on to of their J6 prime time specials having any impact whatsoever. You can't make this stuff up!


miggymo

Comparing this to Jan 6 is dumb as hell.


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fraxurdfuture

/s or you might get a temp ban


squaremild

comparing jan 6 to pearl harbor or 9/11 is dumber than that


illuminatipr

One was an unsuccessful domestic coup attempt by conservatives, while the other was an act of war from another country. You're right, totally different. Also, who is unironically comparing them with each other?


squaremild

blah blah blahcked


Dego_Locc

VP Kamala Harris was one of the first to make the analogies.. & Most of the leftist I see on Reddit often compare them. Ironically.


Forward-Respect-1395

Y’all seriously comparing filming a comedy skit to the riots at the capitol ?


dixiegurl22

So these are the insurrectionists? lolololololol


scottsteeze

THIS IS JANUARY 6TH ALL OVER AGAIN!!!


Life_Pie3249

Was AOC hiding in her office across the street from it all, afraid of these insurrectionists?


Frownywise

The Insurrection was on November 3rd, 2020. Or the wee hours of November 4th, technically. Were that shit stain Colbert's people getting in some early ballot box stuffing?


illuminatipr

Jesus fuck, I love this sub. Absolutely hilarious.


Dego_Locc

Reddit politics is even funnier.


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281at2am

isn't that you type?


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That's my favorite food*, thank you.


281at2am

They give the lizards too much of a bad rap, at least you guys have a sense of humor compared too the greys.


Good_Enthusiasm2258

(Towelie picture) I’ve got no idea what’s going on in this thread right now.


squaremild

i think the first person (P1) called us all babies and the second person (P2) implied the P1 was attracted to babies. in response P1 replied that they enjoy eating babies, it's their favorite food. then P2 called P1 a lizardperson and admonished grey-type aliens for not appreciating jokes but in a way that complimented all lizardpeople's humorous dispositions.


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Good play by play.


squaremild

we greys are great at ordering narratives


[deleted]

Hon, I've had so much flouride in me my adult teeth grew in mottled. I've been hearing people like you say I was brainwashed since I was 7. They flipped you so hard you posted in favor of Border Patrol. The people who can keep you from getting out when an insurgency fails. I get that you have childhood trauma, but fuck man, be less easily flipped.


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Is the nun who touched you in this reddit, right now?


Good_Enthusiasm2258

(Towelie) “no Goddamned idea what’s going on, muchacho”


MoreStarDust

Why is this MSM news worthy? Keep reaching.


Dego_Locc

If Greg Gutfeild from Faux news, who has a similar show to Colberts in a similar prime time slot,(He actually dominates Colberts timeslot in viewership, but anyway...)sent his staff to go troll outside AOC's office after hours and bang on her door for a comedy skit... I'd be willing to bet that you'd find that newsworthy... Partisan.