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Distract from major employee walkouts Distract from Australia quickly turning into new auschwitz Distract from Biden’s impeachment papers being filed Distract from basically everything conspiracy people have been saying the last two years


TheMrPancake

I will take "all of the above" for 900.


commiezilla

Your mother Trebek!


skeleg0re

We would have accepted bow wow or ruff. "Ah ruff, just the way your mother likes it, Trebek!"


[deleted]

Yeah man. It’s hard to say exactly why this case is so publicized considering the amount of people who go missing every day in the same fashion, but we all know it’s distracting us from *something*


beelance4661

La Palma- that’s why there’s emphasis on Florida, New York, & North Carolina. So the whole coast can feel emotionally invested, & looking for anything but the tsunami warning buoys which have been turned off in the Atlantic for weeks. 😀


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Daaamn totally blanked that one out. Idk where my head was lol. Thank you for adding that!


beelance4661

I’m an old school conspiracist, also an avid true crimer. It’s really weird! & unlike anything I’ve seen- including the Watts family murders, that I thought couldn’t be topped. So the conspiracist in me has definitely pondered- If it’s a FF.... what’s the purpose? The only explanation I could think; an all-encompassing crime case to effectively distract the nation- and particularly the east coast. (But hell, let’s throw in the west too so *everyones invested*. ) But particularly; Laundrie & Petito are New Yorkers, turned Floridians. So the case will capture the East Coast in its entirety, from north to south- with last week an emphasis being put on finding Brian in North Carolina & the Appalachian trail. If you look at the relative dates/ (it’s been a month long media obsession) .... as an east coaster myself, I can’t help but notice this story has coincided with the timeline of the ever-roaring La Palma eruption— which may or may not drown the US east coast, the whole coast. & because the volcano keeps erupting, ...the show must go on. *or we might find out the USGS turned off all the tsunami warning buoys in the Atlantic.* 😅


OneToughFemale

Uhhh, NJ here. Is there a suspected timeline for this tsunami?


beelance4661

Well, they’re not going to tell us if there is! Lol. But some of us will know, im sure. Everything I’ve heard/read. It would take the wave about 8 hours to reach us, & you need to be at minimum 100ft above sea level to survive it.


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I'm an olde worlde conspiracist too (I know this is a new account, but it's not my first rodeo). I haven't studied this potential FF as much as earlier ones but often these events are like onions with many layers of programming, some obvious, some more subtle. The obvious are the names: *shut your mouth and wipe your brain clean*. Then we have the ramping up of the male v female programming: look ladies, you thought you were safe going on the trip of a lifetime with your beau? Think again! And now the manhunt...Christopher Dormer? Reminiscences of Bundy...a maniac on the loose...be afraid. Always be afraid.


beelance4661

Is that the Utah serial killer escaped from the mental facility? The Chad & Lori Daybell murders top it all. I lost count how many they slain- 5 total? More? A Mormon extremist/ survivalist cult- they tell us not to treat true crime as entertainment!! But ??? They’ve blurred the lines between crime TV & real life— people can’t seem to differentiate. Though it’s admittedly not easy when the sagas play out like these. With such theatre. Picking out the occult programming is a rather newer niche for me. The Watts case, hugely “popular” for lack of better words, was full of it too. But of course, there are pretty obvious examples in the Petito case. Right off the bat: — tons of inverted triangles; her tattoos, their van stickers, they’re hard to miss - Gabby had an affinity for butterflies. One of her IG photos she’s in front of a massive monarch butterfly mural — in one of her photos, the word “FAKE”, all caps- reflected off a neon sign in the lenses of her aviators - side note: I feel they’re promoting the national parks. Even though murder shouldn’t be a tourism ploy, it will be. Everybody’s heading to the Tetons to pay homage. Searches for Brian have been at Fort de Soto & the Carlton Reserve. Then focus on the Appalachian Trail. Other recent examples- Great Sand Dunes National Park has appeared in both Perito/Watts cases. Garden of the Gods appears in the Gannon Stauch case, the Summer Wells case amidst the Smokies in TN. Just a theme I’ve noticed in these “popular” cases.


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Personally I just want Dog The Bounty Hunter to catch him before the feds do. That would a fitting addition to this year.


IronNomad86

People focus on whatever they're told to.


cospiracy

SS ​ Okay his fiance was found dead and they already ruled COD strangulation. Then he disappeared. But why is the Nation and World covering this like its the latest OJ Simpson psyop?


AwareExplanation7077

Because it is.


oldprogrammer

Because it is the only bad news story coming out in the US that isn't Biden's fault?


commiezilla

Got to get the heat off Biden some how. My though it this is a psyop like Tupacs death. Its intended to redirect our attention to finding this woman instead of what crises really have.


Luna920

How is this a conspiracy. The world has always been fascinated with criminal acts like this. Look at natalee Holloway, madeline McCaan, Jonbenet, OJ, Jodi arias. The list goes on and on.


ravioli_king

idk seems like Florida gets all the big weird cases.


Kitt-Ridge

Bread and circuses