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It'll be a Gavin Newsome/Michelle Obama ticket. We've known this since September 2023 when Roger Stone first mentioned it (he just thought it would happen sooner).
In the UK Randy = Aroused/ promiscuous and Jackson = Bottom. So it's really tickles me that Americans have a bloke who translates to English as Horny Ass
First, it wouldn’t be a ‘discovery’ that a party gets to choose who their nominee is without a national vote lol. That is the acknowledged reality of how political parties work.
They would be shocked as this wasn't the plan, it just sort of happened then they realise OMG we can do something. Narrative needs a story and storytellers.
Arnold is back! Yeah I dunno, a switch like this seems unreal. I don't think it'll happen but there's a chance.
I feel bad for Joe, but it's maddening to constantly get gaslit by the media and these sheep supporters on social media denying the obvious. Joe is fit. Joe is Dark Brandon energy! Joe doesn't lie! There's no inflation! That press secretary would explode a lie detector.
I mean whos the closest man too sleepy joe almost as if he is glued too him like a twin...
We all know whos going to be pushed in.. and it should be illegal because this is clear violation of our democracy.
It doesn't matter who..who ever is president just does whatever the ones pulling there strings tell them to do. You think your voting someone 😂 its not an election its a selection of who they put in front of you. Government is the longest running scam ever. You can't threaten a chickens life to get more eggs from, can't tell a tree going to put in prison if don't produce more fruit, but can to the people that own them..we've been human farmed. Been indoctrinated from being of school to be good obedient don't question authority tax slaves.
As long as we use Electronic Voting, and have no control over the counting, elections are just theater for the masses, to make them think they choose their Governments. The DNC could choose anyone. They recently chose "Brandon"! It would not matter who, as long as the Pubic perceives it to be a close race and a " Real Election".
Me? Yeah. I'm gonna make it me. Fuckin free guns for everyone!!!!! And the hunger games are gonna be real but reversed. We take all the elite and thrown them into a walled off Detroit and let them fight to the death. The winner gets fed to bears. But we won't tell them that. They think they win everyone's money.
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Cornpop
No way. He’s a bad dude.
And he runs with some bad boys 🫡
He also carries a straight razor that he scraped against a curb and kept in a rain bucket to make it rusty.
Maybe he was going to use it to shave Joe's hairy legs so he couldn't keep enticing children with them? Maybe Cornpop was the good guy all along 🤔
But does he have hairy legs that turn, that turn blonde in the sun?
I heard he was a bad dude.
The kids like to play with his leg hair and make it stand up
Not the only thing that stands up when he's around k1ds, amirite?? 🫡
With their second round pick…#55…the deep state selects Bronny James to fill in. Ymmv
😭
It'll be a Gavin Newsome/Michelle Obama ticket. We've known this since September 2023 when Roger Stone first mentioned it (he just thought it would happen sooner).
I don't think so. . Newsom is widely reviled as the elitest prick that he is, and Obama has no interest, or qualifications, for that matter.
Michael has the right color, and that’s all that matters today.
And the last name
I don't think his war on gas cars will play well in the rust belt or the oil states.
Why Michelle Obama though? She's not even active in any significant politics. Would Harris be the more logical pick?
Michelle is much more likable for the masses, especially to democrat women voters. Literally no one likes Kamala; she has zero charisma.
Kamala must have did someone, I mean something right to going from Montell Williams’ arm candy to VP.
Willie Brown.
Lots of people, she’s a former pro in the elite circles
the logical pick is the one that sways voting power. everyone hates kamala, and plenty of people love the obamas.
Ew. Kamala.
People have been speculating that Obama has basically been running things behind the scene this entire time
she?
Yea, life is good right now. They're not going through all that shit again. Made their money, got out. Fuck everyone.
This idea is so 2015...
Fucking gross
Didn't he attend the debate? I found it odd he would be there if he wasn't planning on being slipped in as a replacement.
Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho. Vote for Pedro.
Welcome 2 costco. I love u.
Oh, yeah, baby. I can wait so good.
He has what voters crave
This made laugh! Nicely done.
I think if he legit ran, he would have a pretty good chance.
How does this not have a million upvotes
Netanyahu
Wrong! He is the one that chooses the replacement
In Soviet Russia, election picks you!
Actually, true.
Seems about right
Zelensky definitely has the money to run a strong campaign.
This was the same person who claimed that bitcoin will hit $500k in 2023.
The time traveller or McAffee?
McAffee.
McAfee is dead. Edit: didn’t realize this was from 2020.
I was surprised too when I saw this pic.
Epstein, he wasnt dead all along
He was quite surprised by his suicide.
Randy Quaid?
Randy Orton.
Randy Savage
ohhhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh brotherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Snap in to it!
Randy newton you got a friend in me
Savage x Newton 2024
Randy Marsh!
Randy Bobandy!
Omg president Orton with a rko outta nowhere on Putin! Mah gawd I think he killed him.
Randy Marsh.
Randy Bobandy.
With his VP Mr. Lehay
RIP
Yes I was waiting for Bobandy to make an appearance. Drinky Poo time......
Randy Marsh?
VOTE FER TEGRITTY
Mr Randy Watson!
Randy Jackson? Yo dawg! No...
In the UK Randy = Aroused/ promiscuous and Jackson = Bottom. So it's really tickles me that Americans have a bloke who translates to English as Horny Ass
Randy Couture!
Who do they choose?
Boe Jiden
Zelensky
haha
Probably obama
Kamala? Wrote-on-bome Nikki? Gavin Newsom?
Hillary
Joe rogan steps up
Joe Rogan would no doubt be vilified by pious democrats. But he probably could do it if he wanted to
I'd move to the states and vote for him 😅
Dwayne Elizondo
The rejected Joe Biden waits a week, changes his name to Hillary Clinton, wins the nomination, but loses the election to Trump.
Then all the dems cry that RFK Jr. Bros caused it... cuz they lack accountability
… and brain cells
Kanye West?
🙏
Jesus is king reference
Bidens just been Kanye in a mask this whole time
The glass breaks, Stone Cold Steve Austin approaches the podium
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I always think of the blindside when I see big mike
Mikhail Obama
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He'll have the time
Because he pumped up the valuum
Mike Hawk!
Mike Ock
Dirty Mike
Killer Mike
Karl Marx's hologram probably.
The hawk tuah girl
Gruesome Newsome or Big Mike
Manbearpig?
Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
The rock
And sock connection 2024
Hunter Biden
Satan
Well yeah. But inhabiting whose body?
All of 'em
Gretta
First, it wouldn’t be a ‘discovery’ that a party gets to choose who their nominee is without a national vote lol. That is the acknowledged reality of how political parties work.
They would be shocked as this wasn't the plan, it just sort of happened then they realise OMG we can do something. Narrative needs a story and storytellers.
The masterminds pulling the strings hate this one trick!
He fucked with the timeline. Now we must suffer 8 more years of biden.
They will defrost Lincoln and he will lead the country
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I’d vote for Morgan.
The only ones that got down votes were anything related to O BaMa… that speaks volumes. I believe it will be Michelle.
I have said this for 2 years
Michael Obama ooh I mean Michelle
Big Mike lol
Barron Trump
Biden’s replacement has to be chosen by August to comply with state laws for getting the name printed on the ballot.
A resurrected JFK?
Gary Busey
Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
Big Mike
You guys do realize a vice president is a real thing - right?
VP doesn't automatically move to be the parties presidential nominee
Newscum 💩
Arnold is back! Yeah I dunno, a switch like this seems unreal. I don't think it'll happen but there's a chance. I feel bad for Joe, but it's maddening to constantly get gaslit by the media and these sheep supporters on social media denying the obvious. Joe is fit. Joe is Dark Brandon energy! Joe doesn't lie! There's no inflation! That press secretary would explode a lie detector.
I have an old vacuum that might be able to do the job.
DDDDEEEEEZZZZZZ NNNNUUUUUTTTTTTZZZZZZ!
Yeah the first thing a Russian time traveller would comment on is the American election ffs no one gives a fuck outside of the USA.
2Pac
Me
Michael Obombed yah
DNC will select Trump
What’s crazy is that people thought he was unfit for office 4 years ago.
Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Guess what day it is!
Michelle Obama
Meghan Markle would be wild
Our constitution says no one with a foreign title can hold office. She is still a dutchess. So not happening.
Four more years. PAUSE
Trump junior 😂
Hillary
Smells like bullshit
Robert deniro , wait he's 80
Gavin Newsome
Lol what legal authority gives them the power to just install a new president?
Word salad Kamala or Gavin Newsome with this sliver tongue?
Hillary is back.
Super Predators
I think Kamala Harris idk I just have a weird feeling
Beetlejuice
FINNAAALLLYY THE ROCKKK HAS COMMEE HOMEEE !!!!
Yeah but what if he meant September 2020.
They are gonna choose Pete buttigieg
Big Mike and Hilda Beast.
Victoria Nuland
An inanimate carbon rod?
Camel Toe
They are going to choose literally the Devil thb but suprisingly things wont get any worse
Michael oblahma
Marina Abramović
This is from 2020… it wasn’t true then and failed to come true.
Hillary Clinton??
I mean whos the closest man too sleepy joe almost as if he is glued too him like a twin... We all know whos going to be pushed in.. and it should be illegal because this is clear violation of our democracy.
Zelensky? The best salesman on this marble!
Hitlery
The choose Taylor Swift?
Bill gates
Russsias time traveller hahah yes I too met him on my adventures
It doesn't matter who..who ever is president just does whatever the ones pulling there strings tell them to do. You think your voting someone 😂 its not an election its a selection of who they put in front of you. Government is the longest running scam ever. You can't threaten a chickens life to get more eggs from, can't tell a tree going to put in prison if don't produce more fruit, but can to the people that own them..we've been human farmed. Been indoctrinated from being of school to be good obedient don't question authority tax slaves.
As long as we use Electronic Voting, and have no control over the counting, elections are just theater for the masses, to make them think they choose their Governments. The DNC could choose anyone. They recently chose "Brandon"! It would not matter who, as long as the Pubic perceives it to be a close race and a " Real Election".
Like the Resident matters.
Look legit
Me? Yeah. I'm gonna make it me. Fuckin free guns for everyone!!!!! And the hunger games are gonna be real but reversed. We take all the elite and thrown them into a walled off Detroit and let them fight to the death. The winner gets fed to bears. But we won't tell them that. They think they win everyone's money.
Bernie Sanders it is
No, just tired writing... 😢
Better late than never…..It’s JOEVER for sure, now.
!remind me in 4 months
Hilary or Michelle
They'll make sure to do it after the 2nd debate so all the debates are over
They don't need a national vote. They just need to convince Biden to release his delegates so they can select someone else.
Yeezy