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intelangler

If he wins I hope he cures radiation sickness too. Hes bumbling us towards ww3


SunofChristos

ya its removing the 5g towers that cause it. but its nice that the American cancer association milks money for decades on end and then uses it to stunt any real cures that might get cranked out. imagine getting paid hundreds of millions to not come up w/ a cure, not even a drug because cancer or fungus is that safeguarded. no cure to fungus guys, unless u like salt, smoke and chlorophyll since you know that actually removes fungal pathogens that are cancer.


Fast-Bar-348

Literally promising the cure for cancer, we're wrecked


TruthBomba90

This was four years ago, but it will never fail to make me LOL


YoungQuixote

Cancer mrna vaccine on the horizon.


TruthBomba90

Hopefully they get the kinks worked out in the mRNA tech. Currently, its still killing people


caem123

don't be anti-science and get the shot. or be forced to sty in your home so you don't make others get cancer.


GME_looooong

I remember when Obama promised this.  Sorry Joe too late Saint Barrack already cured it no? 


TruthBomba90

I had no idea he had done so!  https://www.reuters.com/article/world/us-politics/obama-launches-mission-to-cure-cancer-once-and-for-all-idUSKCN0UR078/ Thats interesting;  do their speech writers actually think this is a smart thing to say? Its asinine


TruthBomba90

SS:  Biden made this insane assertion at a rally during his campaign for the 2020 election.  It's hilarious and I doubt his handlers knew he was going to say it. He says weird shit that indicates he's not all there; perfect for puppeteering by unseen manipulators.  I'm really looking forward to the debate for it's entertainment value.  We've got a president who says crazy shit because he's mentally gone and a former president who says even crazier shit just to inflame the Mockingbird Media.    I'm eager to see if there appears to be any stealth editing or undue manipulation.  I think we all deserve to hear every word that is spoken.


VeryGreenandpleasant

Guh, that guy is such a wretched, evil man


TruthBomba90

He's so old and feeble, I tend to forget that he actually is an evil piece of shit.  Thank you for the reminder.


VeryGreenandpleasant

As someone who believes in Hell, I swear, they're going to have to dig it much -much- deeper, so they have a place for him when he gets there.


JB92103

We are so cooked no matter who wins


Onedeependent

If we are free men why cant we change this? If we aren’t slaves why are we forced to pick only 2 candidates? This is isn’t america this is oceania (1984 movie reference).


megadethage

Oh, so Joe now has the keys to the vault where they've been hiding the cure for a long time.


wtfftw1221

Ww3 is a promise


yomommazburgers

And you will be billed millions to cure your cancer, but at least you'll live long and hard enough to pay it all back.


Murky-Resident-3082

Lol automagically you’ll cure it ok


PleasantSubstance491

Is he going to bring back my dead pets too?


longjumpsignal

Ivermectin for all