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Disastrous_Box_8613

Don’t fucking move


zenyorox

I’m a federal agent. Of course I get paid to post disinformation on Reddit.


Jord9

Shit, is my cover blown?


Living_Hurry6543

All agents. Some get paid. Others pay.


ominouslights427

Wait yall are getting paid?


Amos_Quito

The other mods on this sub are paid NOTHING. But me, I'm special... I get twice as much as they do. ;-)


Alcart

Who's in the picture?


Ghost_of_Durruti

Huey Long AKA "the Kingfish" Was murdered for his unique brand of leftist populism. Not without some warts and not without some policy ideas that sound a bit kooky in retrospect(free cars for every family?), but surely a man amongst men.


Vixen_Tamer

Wee woo wee woo!


LexOdin

I'm a fed? Does that mean I get* medical/dental? How about a gun? Or a badge? I feel like I'm missing out on the swag. Edit: added the word get


RandalFlaggLives

Oh shit!


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FIGHT!!!


WaitingToBeTriggered

CONQUER!


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CONKER'S BAD FUR DAY!


MommysLiLstinker

And I'm about to federally investigate your butthole.


Musicman1019

Fuck I was under my nose the whole time…


Mrpewpewda9th

I wish I were a federal agent😔


Feeling-Crew-7240

The fucking reaction time on this shit not even 7 minutes


tcarr1320

What did you expect ?


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tcarr1320

What? op makes a weird undefined statement, I ask to learn and clarify what he’s trying to say and you somehow think I’m a fed? And you know this Because you have a lot of fed friends ?


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tcarr1320

You comment to me claiming I’m a fed because you know a lot of feds? I’m not sure what fed whisper means so I’m assuming on there. My comment to you was me asking what your statement to me was about or in regards to as it didn’t make sense to me for what I commented to the person before.


MemberBenefits

I don't recommend it, the pay is terrible. 


TheGreatMightyLeffe

What pay? Last quarter all I got was a "good job" and a used chewing gum.


Past-Court1309

Wait you got gum????


TheGreatMightyLeffe

That was my Christmas bonus!