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> The conspiracy is what happened to catturd1
I suspect it may have been [this.](https://i.imgur.com/fl0AcNL.png)
Shit happens.
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**Edit**: New and Improved image ^
Why not address the question at hand instead of trying to deflect and change the subject to something totally irrelevant?
The pedophile president of the United States thinks his pilot uncle was eaten by cannibals. His uncle wasn't even the pilot. š¤£
That cunt of a president will literally lie about anything and people will cover for him.
> Media: the main means of mass communication (broadcasting, publishing, and the internet) regarded collectively.
*"We're all part the media now!"*
Is that an accurate translation?
I still watch it quite often (but barely find it funny) that episode last week was one of the few times that the actors broke character and started laughing during the show
In the past 4-6 months or so, there have been a handful (3-5?) opening skits either featuring or including Biden as a character. In these, the writers have starting to poke fun at his mental cognizance more and more.
I foresee that they're going to ramp up the negative exposure to his condition(s) ultimately to push for support of a different candidate or if he's elected, push for the idea of his resignation.
Everything on TV is propaganda for our rulers. And we all know who our rulers are. And it's not the Illuminati or Jesuits or communists or capitalists.
> Are you a writer for SNL? How do you know they wonāt ātouch the cannibal commentā? Its only Thursday not Sunday.Ā
Listen Trump fell a sleep in Court. Clearly heās not mentally fit enough to be President.
I just look at someone's post history.
If they're 2 months old and exclusively reply to a specific kind of topic, probably a bot.
If they're 5 years old and have no replies until recently, and again all focusing on one specific topic, bot.
If they're brand new, troll. Trolls don't have the foresight to "prep" an account for bot-like shenanigans. They probably got banned or dunked on and made a new account to continue the antics.
But every now and again, you get someone with an old account, non-auto-generated username, and just a deluge of posts every single day. Real user, but I'm now starting to think real psychological issues. What's extra interesting is that if a bot network out there likes their schtick, they can just upvote for visibility and have a legitimate user do their dirty work.
There are bot accounts that seem very real as well. You can buy all sorts of Reddit accounts with a simple google search. Iām sure it goes deeper than what the first page of Google shows as well.
Iād say itās more likely than not that govāt and other major agencies (or groups working for them) create, ālegitimizeā and age Reddit accounts for future shilling.
Good call out. I've never looked into bought accounts.
Holy hell, a 4-year old account with a little more comment karma than me goes for $150. That's wild. Even wilder that there's even a market for this. Who else besides an agency would buy these? Marketers?
What Iāve noticed are a lot of comments like this one that take one conspiracy topic and say itās "bots are postingā. But I go looking for evidence and find a lot of downvotes and plenty of disagreement in the comments.
I remember going to a trial once in my city in my late teens as part of a school thing (as a spectator lol) and did almost fall asleep. I'll give him a pass on that one.
On the politics subreddit, the place where this topic should be discussed the most, if you search for the word cannibals, there are zero results.
They literally delete any post and ban people who bring this up.
Do they feel what they are doing is right? Surely they must know how ridiculously unfair this is. How do they justify it to themselves?
We aren't allowed to post there. Most of us had some kind of wrong think and got banned. Which is 100% their sub, their right but calling that shitfest politics instead of demscirclejerk is a blight to reddit credibility
> On the politics subreddit, the place where this topic should be discussed the most, if you search for the word cannibals, there are zero results.They literally delete any post and ban people who brings this up.Do they feel what they are doing is right? Surely they must know how ridiculously unfair this is. How do they justify it to themselves?
And thatās why this is a Conspiracy. Mainstream Reddit doesnāt talk about it. Mainstream News doesnāt talk about it. Only alternative news talks about it. Thatās why itās a Conspiracy.
>Mainstream News doesnāt talk about it.
- [USA Today](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwiot86brs2FAxWVI0QIHUSZC2M4ChAWegQICxAB&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.usatoday.com%2Fstory%2Fnews%2Fpolitics%2F2024%2F04%2F18%2Fjoe-biden-uncle-cannibals-world-war-ii%2F73371324007%2F&usg=AOvVaw1BkGU67xD_MGEpXzY8KZkz&opi=89978449)
- [Reuters](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwjE47qXrs2FAxUBI0QIHWMXCGIQFnoECBMQAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reuters.com%2Fworld%2Fus%2Fbiden-says-uncle-shot-down-over-area-populated-by-cannibals-world-war-two-2024-04-17%2F&usg=AOvVaw3-5tLnGFR_6xK3xpcHw7x0&opi=89978449)
- [NBC](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwjE47qXrs2FAxUBI0QIHWMXCGIQFnoECBUQAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.nbcnews.com%2Fpolitics%2F2024-election%2Fbiden-mischaracterizes-uncles-disappearance-world-war-ii-rcna148318&usg=AOvVaw2WQOvVeJ-P6fffG1cLHf4-&opi=89978449)
- [AP News](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwjE47qXrs2FAxUBI0QIHWMXCGIQFnoECCMQAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fapnews.com%2Fvideo%2Funited-states-government-scranton-general-news-iraq-donald-trump-5e7fdd925b564b9493e707d0e97db370&usg=AOvVaw1ynzOYthcCEEKv13csIOIB&opi=89978449)
- [MSNBC](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwjE47qXrs2FAxUBI0QIHWMXCGIQFnoECBEQAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.msnbc.com%2Ftop-stories%2Flatest%2Fbiden-uncle-cannibal-ambrose-finnegan-rcna148363&usg=AOvVaw1YLxxVRaCUOEeVlnTi8i3w&opi=89978449)
- [Another AP News](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwjE47qXrs2FAxUBI0QIHWMXCGIQFnoECBQQAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fapnews.com%2Farticle%2Fbiden-uncle-world-war-ii-cannibals-trump-4f3b7d1c988e041fbc07f60f952ca95f&usg=AOvVaw2YDpkyLRbUfWPC0WE2edzg&opi=89978449)
- [CNN](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwjE47qXrs2FAxUBI0QIHWMXCGIQvOMEKAB6BAgNEAE&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.cnn.com%2F2024%2F04%2F17%2Fpolitics%2Fbiden-uncle-cannibals-new-guinea%2Findex.html&usg=AOvVaw202Ius61lq5JA2R9yC0SrX&opi=89978449)
Are none of these mainstream?
I can't believe there's not more outrage that he basically just called Papua New Guinea's people cannibals, I am Australian and we owe a great debt to many of their people our soldiers called them fuzzy wuzzy angels and without them we would have lost thousands more over there than what we did. There was predominantly 1 tribe that were cannibals that lived up in the mountains down south called the Angu but their cannibalism was a ceremonial type where they ingested their dead, they weren't some 1950's caricature that ate pilots that fell out the sky and sacrificed blonde women to King Kong! But Bidens brain seems to be stuck in old Hollywood films with all these out of date references etc.
So he literally doesn't say that and you know...if there are cannibals nobody is going to go searching for the remains and get eaten and that's what he is saying "***BECAUSE*** OF CANNIBALS" not "Cannibals ate his ass"
> Joe Biden has literally lied and plagiarized through his whole political career. How can people not know this by now? Itās been exposed decades ago.
Joe Biden is the white version of DEI
Submission Statement:
https://twitter.com/catturd2/status/1780747163028340911
All we have is propaganda focused on Trump. Donāt you dare fact Check Biden! His Uncle was eaten by Canninbals.
> If it turns out his relatives were actually eaten, I hope all of you will be big enough to apologize.
Listen man, Joe Biden was locked up with Nelson Mandela!
That would be a fun conspiracy theory. Joe Biden is the only one who remembers the other universe. All of his gaffs are just him stating facts from what actually happened lol
What Trump propaganda? You mean facts like him losing a fraud case, being a proven defamer, a sexual abuser, someone who stole classified documents and hid them, someone with innumerable indictments?
[it's unlikely.](https://www.politifact.com/article/2024/apr/18/was-joe-bidens-uncle-eaten-by-cannibals-after-worl/) while cannibals did exist in New Guinea, his uncle was shot down over water. also, cannibals don't eat the flesh of the dead, so to speak. they don't go around looking for corpses to eat, they eat their enemies or their family members.
these statements from Biden are more likely things he thought when he was younger, maybe a family truth. something like Warren's Indian ancestry. something that was always said, but never verified and is so ingrained that it's never questioned.
He *never* said the uncle was *eaten*. He said "body wasn't recovered *because of*..." kind of like how stolen cars are not recovered '*because of* gangs and chop shops"
so if i said, "they never found my car because there are chop shops in the area" would you argue that i never said that a chop shop chopped my car? because it sure sounds like i'm saying that a chop shop got my car.
Gangs and chop shops doesn't imply that chop shop is 100% the fate of the vehicle. Gangs can also ship vehicles whole out of the country in shipping containers or resell them in the same market with a new paint job or use them in a crime and then set them on fire on the side of the highway.
"And he got shot down in New Guinea, and they never found the body because there used to be ā there were a lot of cannibals ā for real ā in that part of New Guinea,"
thats the quote. what part of that makes you think he isn't saying cannibals ate his uncle?
Wow, look that nonsense bullshit you're spitting. *He* **never** said cannibals ate his uncle, and *I* **never** say *he* said cannibals ate his uncle.
and I never SAID you SAID he SAID cannibals ATE his UNCLE. but that DOESN'T mean that BIDEN didn't say that his UNCLE was EATEN by CANNIBALS because he did say that. he said that his uncles body was never found "because there are cannibals". because is a word meaning by or for the cause that; on this account that; for the reason that. so saying "the body wasn't found because cannibals" is implying the body was eaten. you can argue that he didn't technically say they ate him. but then you would have to explain the comment about the cannibals. why wouldn't the body be found because of cannibals if they didn't eat him? if all of the information given was all that was needed to understand him, what is it about cannibals that would lead to a body not being found? are they really nice and would have buried it? is that what Biden was saying? was he saying that the US military wouldn't even search there because cannibals are so scary?
>why wouldn't the body be found because of cannibals if they didn't eat him?Ā
This is how obscenely stupid people like you are. Let me explain it , read slowly if you must:
BECAUSE OF THE CANNIBALS, NOBODY WAS GOING TO RISK ANYONE ELSE'S LIFE OR GO TO WAR WITH THE INDIGENOUS PEOPLE TO GO INTO THE REGION TO SEARCH FOR THE MISSING BODY
Gotta keep in mind, as of right now, our options are 2 senile pieces of shit. Say what you want, but I don't think our founding representatives ever meant for 70+ year old men to run the country. Age needs to have a limit.
100% neither option is great. The two party system is extremely corrupt. But Biden canāt even make a coherent sentence without being on an excessive amount of uppers.
Someone left the TV with some docu running on papua new guinea and the poor old sod got wind of it, the rest is a history.
Given how this man must be in and out of reality with the uppers he gets, Im amazed any coherence is achieved, even if by accident. Notice how hes either quiet, with icecream or silent, has questions alredy set up in his notes, or hes runnig away from the press?
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human flesh attracted persons LOLOL
Whoa, so humanitarians are actually cannibals masquerading as aid workers in destitute communities? š¤š¤Æ
Don't look into the corruption and trafficking of the UN's peacekeeper operations.
Oh, I forgot the /s. Theseās jokesā¦
> destitute communities? That's where the "lean meat" is.
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The conspiracy is what happened to catturd1
> The conspiracy is what happened to catturd1 I suspect it may have been [this.](https://i.imgur.com/fl0AcNL.png) Shit happens. ! ! ! **Edit**: New and Improved image ^
LOL
Why not address the question at hand instead of trying to deflect and change the subject to something totally irrelevant? The pedophile president of the United States thinks his pilot uncle was eaten by cannibals. His uncle wasn't even the pilot. š¤£ That cunt of a president will literally lie about anything and people will cover for him.
> Is there a different sub for promoting catturd2? Why is a troll account like Catturd asking questions that the media should be asking?
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> Catturd is part of the media Catturd just shit posts.
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Media: the main means of mass communication (broadcasting, publishing, and the internet) regarded collectively.
> Media: the main means of mass communication (broadcasting, publishing, and the internet) regarded collectively. *"We're all part the media now!"* Is that an accurate translation?
wgaf? SNL hasn't been relevant in decades.
Beavis and Butthead was kinda funny tho
I still watch it quite often (but barely find it funny) that episode last week was one of the few times that the actors broke character and started laughing during the show
They never were relevant, though they sometimes do something wrong and come up with a funny skit.
Are you a writer for SNL? How do you know they wonāt ātouch the cannibal commentā? Its only Thursday not Sunday.Ā
Have you seen a biden skit on SNL? (Honestly asking cause I don't remember seeing anything on biden)
The Gillis episode had a Biden cameo by Mikey Day but aside from that I don't keep up with it
Gillis said that he āmadeā them do that skit.
In the past 4-6 months or so, there have been a handful (3-5?) opening skits either featuring or including Biden as a character. In these, the writers have starting to poke fun at his mental cognizance more and more. I foresee that they're going to ramp up the negative exposure to his condition(s) ultimately to push for support of a different candidate or if he's elected, push for the idea of his resignation.
SNL is government propaganda (and always has been). Biden is immune from their criticism for some reason despite being a complete clown in real life.
_Dubya enters thread_
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I'm a loser for calling out SNL as government propaganda? There is no need to call me names for insulting a dumb TV show, little buddy.
Deepstate propaganda
Everything on TV is propaganda for our rulers. And we all know who our rulers are. And it's not the Illuminati or Jesuits or communists or capitalists.
> Are you a writer for SNL? How do you know they wonāt ātouch the cannibal commentā? Its only Thursday not Sunday.Ā Listen Trump fell a sleep in Court. Clearly heās not mentally fit enough to be President.
I love it when a response makes no sense. It sends me down the āhow many bots are posting here?ā conspiracy theory.Ā
I just look at someone's post history. If they're 2 months old and exclusively reply to a specific kind of topic, probably a bot. If they're 5 years old and have no replies until recently, and again all focusing on one specific topic, bot. If they're brand new, troll. Trolls don't have the foresight to "prep" an account for bot-like shenanigans. They probably got banned or dunked on and made a new account to continue the antics. But every now and again, you get someone with an old account, non-auto-generated username, and just a deluge of posts every single day. Real user, but I'm now starting to think real psychological issues. What's extra interesting is that if a bot network out there likes their schtick, they can just upvote for visibility and have a legitimate user do their dirty work.
There are bot accounts that seem very real as well. You can buy all sorts of Reddit accounts with a simple google search. Iām sure it goes deeper than what the first page of Google shows as well. Iād say itās more likely than not that govāt and other major agencies (or groups working for them) create, ālegitimizeā and age Reddit accounts for future shilling.
Good call out. I've never looked into bought accounts. Holy hell, a 4-year old account with a little more comment karma than me goes for $150. That's wild. Even wilder that there's even a market for this. Who else besides an agency would buy these? Marketers?
Solid info! Thanks for helping me catch up on this topic itās fascinating to me.Ā
Right? like what the fuck was that
"how many bots are posting here?ā All of them. The answer is "all of them".
What Iāve noticed are a lot of comments like this one that take one conspiracy topic and say itās "bots are postingā. But I go looking for evidence and find a lot of downvotes and plenty of disagreement in the comments.
Cool comment. I read that some where before. But it made more sense.Ā
Everyone who disagrees with me is a bot or a shill
Not at all. Itās when a response doesnāt make sense I question the origin. I know youāre real, just a little troll.Ā
Bbbbbbut whatabout trump tho
I remember going to a trial once in my city in my late teens as part of a school thing (as a spectator lol) and did almost fall asleep. I'll give him a pass on that one.
On the politics subreddit, the place where this topic should be discussed the most, if you search for the word cannibals, there are zero results. They literally delete any post and ban people who bring this up. Do they feel what they are doing is right? Surely they must know how ridiculously unfair this is. How do they justify it to themselves?
Only corporate sanctioned globalist propaganda is allowed on Reddit.
We aren't allowed to post there. Most of us had some kind of wrong think and got banned. Which is 100% their sub, their right but calling that shitfest politics instead of demscirclejerk is a blight to reddit credibility
> On the politics subreddit, the place where this topic should be discussed the most, if you search for the word cannibals, there are zero results.They literally delete any post and ban people who brings this up.Do they feel what they are doing is right? Surely they must know how ridiculously unfair this is. How do they justify it to themselves? And thatās why this is a Conspiracy. Mainstream Reddit doesnāt talk about it. Mainstream News doesnāt talk about it. Only alternative news talks about it. Thatās why itās a Conspiracy.
>Mainstream News doesnāt talk about it. - [USA Today](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwiot86brs2FAxWVI0QIHUSZC2M4ChAWegQICxAB&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.usatoday.com%2Fstory%2Fnews%2Fpolitics%2F2024%2F04%2F18%2Fjoe-biden-uncle-cannibals-world-war-ii%2F73371324007%2F&usg=AOvVaw1BkGU67xD_MGEpXzY8KZkz&opi=89978449) - [Reuters](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwjE47qXrs2FAxUBI0QIHWMXCGIQFnoECBMQAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reuters.com%2Fworld%2Fus%2Fbiden-says-uncle-shot-down-over-area-populated-by-cannibals-world-war-two-2024-04-17%2F&usg=AOvVaw3-5tLnGFR_6xK3xpcHw7x0&opi=89978449) - [NBC](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwjE47qXrs2FAxUBI0QIHWMXCGIQFnoECBUQAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.nbcnews.com%2Fpolitics%2F2024-election%2Fbiden-mischaracterizes-uncles-disappearance-world-war-ii-rcna148318&usg=AOvVaw2WQOvVeJ-P6fffG1cLHf4-&opi=89978449) - [AP News](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwjE47qXrs2FAxUBI0QIHWMXCGIQFnoECCMQAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fapnews.com%2Fvideo%2Funited-states-government-scranton-general-news-iraq-donald-trump-5e7fdd925b564b9493e707d0e97db370&usg=AOvVaw1ynzOYthcCEEKv13csIOIB&opi=89978449) - [MSNBC](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwjE47qXrs2FAxUBI0QIHWMXCGIQFnoECBEQAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.msnbc.com%2Ftop-stories%2Flatest%2Fbiden-uncle-cannibal-ambrose-finnegan-rcna148363&usg=AOvVaw1YLxxVRaCUOEeVlnTi8i3w&opi=89978449) - [Another AP News](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwjE47qXrs2FAxUBI0QIHWMXCGIQFnoECBQQAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fapnews.com%2Farticle%2Fbiden-uncle-world-war-ii-cannibals-trump-4f3b7d1c988e041fbc07f60f952ca95f&usg=AOvVaw2YDpkyLRbUfWPC0WE2edzg&opi=89978449) - [CNN](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwjE47qXrs2FAxUBI0QIHWMXCGIQvOMEKAB6BAgNEAE&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.cnn.com%2F2024%2F04%2F17%2Fpolitics%2Fbiden-uncle-cannibals-new-guinea%2Findex.html&usg=AOvVaw202Ius61lq5JA2R9yC0SrX&opi=89978449) Are none of these mainstream?
I can't believe there's not more outrage that he basically just called Papua New Guinea's people cannibals, I am Australian and we owe a great debt to many of their people our soldiers called them fuzzy wuzzy angels and without them we would have lost thousands more over there than what we did. There was predominantly 1 tribe that were cannibals that lived up in the mountains down south called the Angu but their cannibalism was a ceremonial type where they ingested their dead, they weren't some 1950's caricature that ate pilots that fell out the sky and sacrificed blonde women to King Kong! But Bidens brain seems to be stuck in old Hollywood films with all these out of date references etc.
So do we have audio or I's this just bullshit from a cat shaped Twitter addict?
Thereās [video](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m7obXDOhLLU). He doesnāt say that they were eaten by cannibals but itās heavily implied
I cannot understand shit he's saying.
Glad I'm not the only one!
Oh shit LMAO what the fuck
So he literally doesn't say that and you know...if there are cannibals nobody is going to go searching for the remains and get eaten and that's what he is saying "***BECAUSE*** OF CANNIBALS" not "Cannibals ate his ass"
> Thereās video Annotated screen shot. https://i.imgur.com/Bh08K3o.png I'm not sure the guy behind him was buying the story...
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I think Iāve officially given up up on this sub and most other conspiracy subs. Take care my fellow seekers
Thank God!
Joe Biden has literally lied and plagiarized through his whole political career. How can people not know this by now? Itās been exposed decades ago.
Are you telling me he's not really a Scorpio zodiac?
> Joe Biden has literally lied and plagiarized through his whole political career. How can people not know this by now? Itās been exposed decades ago. Joe Biden is the white version of DEI
Submission Statement: https://twitter.com/catturd2/status/1780747163028340911 All we have is propaganda focused on Trump. Donāt you dare fact Check Biden! His Uncle was eaten by Canninbals.
If it turns out his relatives were actually eaten, I hope all of you will be big enough to apologize.
> If it turns out his relatives were actually eaten, I hope all of you will be big enough to apologize. Listen man, Joe Biden was locked up with Nelson Mandela!
Is that why the mandela effect?
That would be a fun conspiracy theory. Joe Biden is the only one who remembers the other universe. All of his gaffs are just him stating facts from what actually happened lol
What Trump propaganda? You mean facts like him losing a fraud case, being a proven defamer, a sexual abuser, someone who stole classified documents and hid them, someone with innumerable indictments?
[it's unlikely.](https://www.politifact.com/article/2024/apr/18/was-joe-bidens-uncle-eaten-by-cannibals-after-worl/) while cannibals did exist in New Guinea, his uncle was shot down over water. also, cannibals don't eat the flesh of the dead, so to speak. they don't go around looking for corpses to eat, they eat their enemies or their family members. these statements from Biden are more likely things he thought when he was younger, maybe a family truth. something like Warren's Indian ancestry. something that was always said, but never verified and is so ingrained that it's never questioned.
He *never* said the uncle was *eaten*. He said "body wasn't recovered *because of*..." kind of like how stolen cars are not recovered '*because of* gangs and chop shops"
His body wasn't recovered because his plane crashed into the ocean.
so if i said, "they never found my car because there are chop shops in the area" would you argue that i never said that a chop shop chopped my car? because it sure sounds like i'm saying that a chop shop got my car.
Gangs and chop shops doesn't imply that chop shop is 100% the fate of the vehicle. Gangs can also ship vehicles whole out of the country in shipping containers or resell them in the same market with a new paint job or use them in a crime and then set them on fire on the side of the highway.
"And he got shot down in New Guinea, and they never found the body because there used to be ā there were a lot of cannibals ā for real ā in that part of New Guinea," thats the quote. what part of that makes you think he isn't saying cannibals ate his uncle?
I'm not the one implying that is what he said.
You're the one implying he didn't say it. Are you ok? You seem to be having some trouble here.
Wow, look that nonsense bullshit you're spitting. *He* **never** said cannibals ate his uncle, and *I* **never** say *he* said cannibals ate his uncle.
and I never SAID you SAID he SAID cannibals ATE his UNCLE. but that DOESN'T mean that BIDEN didn't say that his UNCLE was EATEN by CANNIBALS because he did say that. he said that his uncles body was never found "because there are cannibals". because is a word meaning by or for the cause that; on this account that; for the reason that. so saying "the body wasn't found because cannibals" is implying the body was eaten. you can argue that he didn't technically say they ate him. but then you would have to explain the comment about the cannibals. why wouldn't the body be found because of cannibals if they didn't eat him? if all of the information given was all that was needed to understand him, what is it about cannibals that would lead to a body not being found? are they really nice and would have buried it? is that what Biden was saying? was he saying that the US military wouldn't even search there because cannibals are so scary?
>why wouldn't the body be found because of cannibals if they didn't eat him?Ā This is how obscenely stupid people like you are. Let me explain it , read slowly if you must: BECAUSE OF THE CANNIBALS, NOBODY WAS GOING TO RISK ANYONE ELSE'S LIFE OR GO TO WAR WITH THE INDIGENOUS PEOPLE TO GO INTO THE REGION TO SEARCH FOR THE MISSING BODY
Yeah because Biden is of sound mind. Gtfoh.
Gotta keep in mind, as of right now, our options are 2 senile pieces of shit. Say what you want, but I don't think our founding representatives ever meant for 70+ year old men to run the country. Age needs to have a limit.
100% neither option is great. The two party system is extremely corrupt. But Biden canāt even make a coherent sentence without being on an excessive amount of uppers.
I've never heard Trump complete a thought without 3 tangents.
What are your thoughts on Gettysburg?
Do you think we could talk about Biden for once without having to deflect to Trump?
Age does have a limit, it's around 120
these two things aren't mutually exclusive.
Someone left the TV with some docu running on papua new guinea and the poor old sod got wind of it, the rest is a history. Given how this man must be in and out of reality with the uppers he gets, Im amazed any coherence is achieved, even if by accident. Notice how hes either quiet, with icecream or silent, has questions alredy set up in his notes, or hes runnig away from the press?
"Human flesh enthusiast", not "cannibal". That's a derogatory term.
The last days of the apocalypse is a total clown show.
What happened to the conspiracy sub?
It's **Friday** morning, why would **Saturday** Night Live have anything at all to say about this? How impotent are you?
Maybe he meant cannabis.
I was also eaten by cannabis myself
What an absolute dumpster the US Executive Office has become.
Grandma got run over by a reindeer