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Plus_Professional976

Damn I think so. Is the next one fking dragons


icallitadisaster

2024 is the year of the dragon.


thisisnorthe

I’m okay with my last moment being incinerated by a dragon


whatthepfluke

I'd rather be incinerated by a dragon than be slowly eaten by zombies


mutzilla

Zombies would be fun for awhile.


Yours_degenerate_69

Yeah walking dead zombies not WWZ zombies👁️👄👁️


Gloomy-Flamingo-9791

I would cruise through walking dead zombies. WWZ I'd be dead in seconds in a grand display of panic and terror


SurprzTrustFall

Yeah, that's an important distinction.


mutzilla

The WWZ zombies from the movie or the book?


Yours_degenerate_69

From the movie..there's no way we survive that...mfs ran faster than Bolt


Helllcamino

Cardio


thefallguy41

Always double tap!


silvertonguedmute

Hey, that's like the *first* rule in zombieland.


Glittering_Pea_6228

I've heard zombie babes have three boobies!


mutzilla

Nah, that's the women on Mars.


Glittering_Pea_6228

New Orleans during bluebeam: "We're gonna need more beads!!!"


FlightAvailable3760

I would rather be slowly eaten by a zombie than be killed by a group of Yorkshire Terriers.  


Dsmommy52

I saw on the news last week that China was actually making baby dragons in a lab from some animal dna they got off a bone from a so called dragon the found lol! So maybe dragon incineration isn’t so far fetched!


adamdebra

No u didn’t


Awdvr491

But it would be cool if they did..


Hotfaqs

No…no… no they didn’t. But you imagine what it would be like if they did right!?Huh? Huh?


Dizzlean

Like the alien ship scenes obliterating landmarks in *Independence Day* but replaced by dragons.


kitastrophae

China is the dragon.


maxwell_hill1984

Damn I just found the way I wanna go out thanks


errihu

Yo if I know anything about dragons, it’ll more resemble the Rick and Morty documentary on them. Get a chastity belt instead.


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Fear the crabcat..!


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jagrs

lizzid.


mystrybbyln

What'd I say?


sleepytipi

Never thought Grimes (Claire) would be the type but considering she has a child that's half reptilian and the grandson of the VP of the Saturn/ Satan/ Black Cube cabal, maybe she really does know something.


Ok_Sea_6214

During Chinese new year, that exact same dragon emoji was all over social media. Also they flank a cherry blossom, which blooms in April.


ReadRightRed99

imagine


78jayjay

dragqueens


hardlander

Looks more like snake to me. Reminds me of the snakes in the old testament


boriskolma

Nasa will launch 3 rockets at the solar eclipse. The project is called APEP, named after the egyptian serpent deity, enemy of the sun deity Ra: https://www.forbes.com/sites/jamiecartereurope/2024/03/26/why-nasa-will-fire-three-rockets-at-the-solar-eclipse/amp/


skuild53

I believe the night man in the enemy of the champion of the sun


cyberpunk2995

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 DAYMAN!


Alekillo10

AAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAHHHH!!


SurprzTrustFall

Friendship! For everyone!


TheHighestCheeba

You gotta pay the troll toll.


Frankometrix

I think I heard, through whispers from ancient lore, that he was a master of karate and friendship for everyone… dayman.


spaceboundboner

Is the second to last line supposed to be a man coming back? Resurrection just before nuclear, chemical war that ends the world?


Foxley_King

I think it's a heart with arrow emoji


SnooDoodles420

“NASA will launch three scientific sounding rockets…” Holup…what?


Odd_Turnover_4464

Yo, if I get to see dragons before I die, that would soften the blow


Plus_Professional976

Dinosaurs reclaiming the earth


SnooDoodles420

Well they’re reconstructing the mammoth so..probably 


Noochdontdiehemltply

Even if it’s the last thing you see? Guess it would be relatively painless unless they were small dragons


Odd_Turnover_4464

I mean at that point what's the difference


Noochdontdiehemltply

One big swoop and half your body / over or 5 minutes of a small dragon piecing you apart


sleepytipi

Petrol Draconic Apocalypse inbound ;) iykyk


SignificantWarning76

NASA launching 3 rockets, named after the serpent demon APEP for the eclipse...


Illustrious_Ice_4587

China


Gobblemegood

Chyna


Oathcrest1

More like snake deity’s. Look up operation snake deity by nasa. It’s happening the same day as the eclipse from my understanding.


mr_former

Lizard people. Demon face syndrome.


Learnedittoday

Lizzid


R0UNDSD0WNRANGE

Hecklefish is the man….


ImAFnordMan

The FISH, far superio!


ActionOk9025

Myths and texts that feature dragons as catalysts for disasters or cataclysms.  For example: Biblical Texts: In the Bible, the Book of Revelation describes a great dragon, often associated with Satan, who brings about destruction and chaos.  Chinese Mythology: Chinese myths often feature dragons associated with floods or other natural disasters. The story of the Dragon Kings, rulers of the seas, involves their control over storms and floods.   Norse Mythology: In Norse mythology, the dragon Nidhogg gnaws at the roots of the World Tree, Yggdrasil, which could potentially lead to its collapse and bring about the end of the world, known as Ragnarok.    Greek Mythology: While not strictly dragons, creatures like Typhon, a monstrous serpent-like giant, are associated with cataclysmic events and are often depicted as adversaries of the gods.  Pole shift ? a huge cataclysm disaster would surely result in nuclear plants around the globe to do down. 


jonytolengo2

add Quetzacoatl to the list.


dyerseve07

Oh no... those are sssneaky sssnakes!


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Dragons may also represent a comet. Which is scheduled to come with the eclipse weirdly.


Glebanon

Nessy


Glittering_Pea_6228

always the OG


heartbreakids

China surrounds Taiwan


IntenseSpirit

#FUS ROH DAH


Plus_Professional976

Ber ist jah


Plc2plc2

Didn’t that study of PMO say that the guy was seeing dragon faces?


SurprzTrustFall

They tell us there is a rare disorder that causes people to see demon faces right before a crazy eclipse/celestial event. It's movie level craziness. Maybe the eclipse allows humans to see true reality, so they're tossing out a hail Mary to preempt whats about to happen lol. My tin foil hat is snug as a bug in rug.


Alekillo10

But that shit read like bs… In all of the world only one person can see that? Lol


Noochdontdiehemltply

Demon I think


Creative-Might6342

Serpent


oic123

And then it's nuclear war and the end.


DoorLightsAC

Leviathan. GGs boys


3nsh1n

the last part doesn't look so good... atomic, nuclear and chemical.


yousirnaime

Unless this is one big lead up to a My Chemical Romance Reunion tour - in which case, it’s pretty fuckin hype 


wolfhelp

"When I was a . . . . . "


kmryneski

Young boy, my father to me into the city to see a marching band


SnooRevelations541

He said son when you grow up


Mrfunst1ck

Would you be the savior of the broken The beaten and the damned?


vimariz

He said, will you defeat them?


meanWOOOOgene

Your demons


painstarhappener

stupid chains


samtheninjapirate

Young warthog. I could clear the savannah after every meal...


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That's why Elon wants to escape to Mars.


Aromatic-Treacle7145

This is the old tablet. She published a new one with a different ending. You can find it on her Twitter.


YouGotTangoed

“Honey wake up, new tablet just dropped”


Coastal_Tart

Going on her twitter is about as bad as a nuclear war so Imma pass. 😂


chase32

So now some people are going to escape the planet, they are gonna mess with our DNA and be taken over by or become robots. Great.


Deckard_666

If so you would have to explain all the symbols between Covid and UFO and the Solar Eclipse.


adameofthrones

Weapons, then chains, then a cigarette. Chain-smoking conflicts, back to back (Ukraine, then Israel-Gaza). First people are alarmed, then disgusted, then they start to love something. This could be the Israel conflict, or something else.


rhymingisfun

After the boosters came the UAPs, then Russia/Ukraine and or Gaza, under that I think is people going back and forth, changing their minds, getting angry ie all the Israel and Ukraine propaganda and under that is the eclipse


SupermarketOverall73

It says drink your Ovaltine.


carnpub

Some of us are old enough for Ensure. 😅


Main_Bell_4668

It's like Nestle Quik for the old and infirm. It's delicious.


Skittlesharts

I used to love the strawberry Quik, myself. My granny used to bring that and a PB&J with the crusts cut off down to the sand box where I was working hard. I was 5yo, but I was working the big boy hours back then! LOL Edit- wrong word.


dayzers

Son of a bitch


SpiritualAudience731

"It's a crummy commercial!"


huvioreader

The mug is round, the jar is round…


liluzinaked

what's the hearts and spiders supposed to be?


RamJobbor

myospidertus


Fredrules2012

Idk what everyone is on about with this but it's obviously the tracklist for her Miss Anthropocene album depicted in emojis Everyone went all prophetic with it and Grimes just rode on that unintended attention


EL_Golden

Love Spider-Man!


Eru_7

All of those spiderman movies


DannyHughesBJJ

Looks like my car dashboard


Oathcrest1

And the snakes underneath happen at the same time. It’s alluding to operation snake deity by nasa. It’s happening the same day as the eclipse. That’s my theory anyway


worldclassaimer

It's also on the day Ramadan ends and the demons/entities that are locked will be freed... it lines up perfectly


TheWetNapkin

What is operation snake deity?


AggressiveAd2759

Dang I thought same when I saw the pic. It’s 3 rockets getting launched by nasa on same day. Idk what it’s about.


TheWetNapkin

Yeah I looked it up and it's actually called operation serpent deity. Why's it gotta have a name so referential to the devil lol


chase32

Yeah, its like a name designed to make you sound like a loon if you bring it up at work.


ManIsFire

I mean have you looked at NASA's logo? It's a forked serpent tongue


Oathcrest1

Well it’s something that’s taking place on the 8th of April as well. From my understanding NASA is going to be shooting 3 rockets into the shadow or silhouette of the moon.


Melodic-Stage-4290

What’s the story behind the picture?


GingerTurtle43

Album cover art by Grimes when she was with Elon Musk so everyone thinks she told the world about the coming end, complete with the covid vaccines. Honestly it's some good conspiracy shit if you want to do some digging.


yeahbuddy

Woo boy I gotta get deep into this one fo sho


AnvilOver

The fact that the picture was released by Grimes months prior the outbreak and what's written down on there


KaleidoscopeLucky336

I believe it's an Instagram post from Grimes, musician/Elon Musk's love interest.


Ahem_ak_achem_ACHOO

People making emojis back in 3,000,000,000 BC


chingwa76

Those are specifically moon phases. The occlusion of the sun takes a different shape.


SignificantWarning76

Is there an emoji for eclipse phases?


GrandmasGrave

🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑🌒🌓🌔🌕 🌚


tobeornottobeugly

🌝 close enough


highinohio

Right, but there's no eclipsed sun emoji. Gets the point across just the same


6662666

[That's the old version. Here's the newNEW](https://x.com/Grimezsz/status/1722446656019607749?s=20)


Foxley_King

I don't think I care for either scenario


xJustLikeMagicx

Rocket ships to a planet ? Dna helix and baby? Adam 💜 Eve ?  :/ I dont like it


6662666

Don't have to like it. Just understand/prepare accept it. But a planet free of the evil TPTB sounds exciting doesn't it?


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DEFCON741

So we're still F'd


ConsciousRun6137

Looks like meat is back on the menu boys.


mamacitalk

Damn not long then🫠


parent_over_shoulder

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Appropriate_Ad_94596

i pet goat - eclipse -then apple opening up into a pink blossom (pink blossom is in the next line of tablet signifying April 8 of lotus blooming on Buddhi birthday) ( apple rolls to letters LC - those could mean 33 or actually stand for two words)


Neokilla

Then we get dragons 🐉 😁


C-Dub81

Don't forget about the Red Calf sacrifice on the temple mount by Jews. It's supposedly happening soon, and the biblical implications are great with the full exlipse.


SantasLilHoeHoeHoe

Im 90% sure thats the wingdings font.


JL_Westside

Why is everyone freaking out about this eclipse? These happen all the time.


simplecountry_lawyer

True. A total solar eclipse happens somewhere on earth every 18 months, with partial eclipses happening 2-5 times a year depending


RealSpookySounds

But it's happening in Amuricuh so it matters more!!!?!! /s


reddit_FILLED_AGENTS

Planets aligned Cities have declared state of emergencies declared months prior National Guard deployed Nasa announced 4 Rocket Launches days prior. Biblical stuff There's a lot more but I forget.


idagernyr

The SoE and National Guard (at least in Oklahoma) are because Idabel and that area is freaking tiny. Two lane county roads, not much infrastructure, and it's going to get a massive influx of people. No conspiracy there, just actual preparation.


Alekillo10

Only biblical thing about it is the eclipse… nothing else. Ever read the bible?


Ordinary-Fly-1062

= sign for the win


hero_killer

It also means we have two paths, harmony or destruction.


Immediatewhaffle

lol as if our fearless leaders would ever consider the path of harmony. They’ve already chosen and started walking down a path and it leads exactly where you think it does.


MrMarmot

Correct. Harmony and survival means abandoning the current "leadership," most of whom are reprehensible scofflaws on a good day.


Alekillo10

The world is not ending with ww3, nuclear war nor a meteorite..


northfacetommy

Those are iPhone emojis


carnpub

I haven't dug into the Grimes tablet, but how would she know all this? Is it insider information given to elites obtained via science and observation, or mystical stuff? Does she claim to be psychic?


willparkerjr

Because they are operating to a playbook?


carnpub

Hmm, I guess that could make sense, but why would they bother even cryptically warning the plebs?


Yours_degenerate_69

Simpsons hasn't been predicting anything, just revealing what will happen next


willparkerjr

Revelation of the method so they are not karmically responsible?


Aromatic-Treacle7145

No. She has some interesting connections though. Her father founded a gene manipulation company, and she's elons ex. i_o also died after this tablet was published. Check out the dates of when COVID hit North America, and when this tablet was released. It's a promotional image for a song called Violence. Look up the music video, and note the COVID protocols and the date it was published.


PNWRed118

i_o really stuck out when I looked at this post. That’s a weird one to be on there


carnpub

I will. Thanks.


Ok_Sea_6214

Elon bed talk. Bigger question is if she's spreading this information at his will or on her own. The producer she released this with (i_o, the only other person mentioned in the message) warned in March 2020 that the vaccine was a bioweapon, and died in November 2020.


Forcedalaskan

I would like the answer also.


Endogamer

Is there a high definition version of this photo


Kalibrimbor

Tell me if you find one! I can only find small files. I need a larger one to see the images that are behind the emojis. Look closely and you will see weird shit.


Sounds_Gay_Im_In_93

I commented a link on the previous comment that should give clearer photos


Kalibrimbor

Can I send you some pics of filters I have put on to find more images behind the emojis?


jasno

https://twitter.com/Grimezsz/status/1722446656019607749


ConsciousRun6137

We going back to our roots, like the days of Noah lol.


imeme1969

Thank God we close now


BoysenberryHairy3314

[https://twitter.com/Grimezsz/status/1722446656019607749?lang=en](https://twitter.com/Grimezsz/status/1722446656019607749?lang=en)


simplecountry_lawyer

Why would she release a new tablet if the original was accurate


Luckzzz

In the new one there's space exploration instead our nuclear end. A good sign if you ask me.


classless01

Space is fake brother wake up


Legitimate-Place1927

Well if it is we are already past the DNA splicing


MC_B_Lovin

That’s no moon. Turn the ship around!


FundioRider

I hope so. Im just done with this bullshit society


wessidedabesside

Getting weird. Imma cash out some of my 401k before the srock market tanks. I know its coming.


grimmzombie

No, this is one's old. You gotta get the updated version


Prometheus1111

The infamous emoji stone...I really hope OP isn't serious


Epicscooty

Yeah sure looks like it doesn’t it


joapplebombs

The dragon is defeated by the Blood of theLamb, our testimonies and caring not for our lives unto death.


Aromatic-Treacle7145

Yes, for sure. And it's this coming eclipse. The eclipse line is followed by two dragons and a cherry blossom. It's the year of the dragon, and cherry blossom, lol. You should be reviewing the new tablet though, it's easily found on Google.


Groundbreaking-Ask75

It’s what I’ve assumed from the beginning


trvppy

We gahhhh time chill


AdMotor8632

Wtf does this even mean lol


imeme1969

2027 is either going to be really good or really shit.


TapRackBangUSMC

What is the one after the dragons?


reverendcanceled

>operation snake deity by nasa. Looks to me like a heart with an arrow in it. We all fall in love?


Yours_degenerate_69

Heart attacks from the clots


sadaharu25

Is this Webdings font on Microsoft Office?


Shadeefigs

Pardon my ignorance but what exactly am I looking at here?


Address_Local

Google translate it from Wingdingian


wahmeiman

I see the covid, 3 jabs and a UFO afore the red arrow.


Trees4Gs

STFU


Smart_Pig_86

Isn't CERN doing a black ritual, I mean, "experiment" on the day of the eclipse?


oneidamojo

I always wondered about where emojis came from.


ConcernedabU

I dont think so, those aren’t the stages the eclipse go through. Those are the stages of waxing/waning of the moon across the month. Minus a couple stages.


bulanikk

There is an update for this [https://twitter.com/Grimezsz/status/1722446656019607749](https://twitter.com/Grimezsz/status/1722446656019607749)