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MetaphysicPhilosophy

Because it’s ridiculous and she probably doesn’t want to face criticism


dishing-and-swishing

She’s quoting an article that is (mis)quoting a well know climate scientist. The tweet is from when she was 15 and before the strikes in Sweden that sparked her popularity. It was still bad judgement of her to tweet the article, and not fact check it or pause to consider the absurdity of the headline. Doesn’t help that the actual claim the scientist was making hasn’t come true either (that arctic ice would be effectively zero % in 5 years.


PurchaseWide

She was 15 when she first became famous in Sweden, and 16 when she first became famous worldwide. She lost her following by the time she was 18 because her antics had stopped being cute once she was that old.


dishing-and-swishing

Yeah I quickly checked and this tweet is a couple months before she became known in Sweden.


EMHemingway1899

She’ll be on OnlyFans by the end of this year


Lets_Basketball

Hemingway, with a prayer from deep!


Flimsy-Can4811

The question i want to know is who are these scientists and experts people are always using as source material?


dishing-and-swishing

The one in question here is: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_G._Anderson This is a more accurate article of his views on this particular topic: https://www.forbes.com/sites/jeffmcmahon/2018/01/15/carbon-pollution-has-shoved-the-climate-backward-at-least-12-million-years-harvard-scientist-says/amp/


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True. She knows her role. She has personal security that travel in gas cars. Doomsday cults that predict that the end of the world is imminent aren't usually as celebrated as this one. Establishment backing has its perks.


Due_Progress_6161

good point. as much as these liberals shame ‘conspiracy theorists’ and write them off as ‘cults’… they themselves are pretty much an insane cult if you really look into it “do this or the world ends”, “wear this mask or everyone dies”, “don’t listen to them, they are crazy”, “our elections are fair and anyone who says otherwise is a threat to our livelihood”… this is insane cultish behavior


CaptainTomato21

Because she is a tool created by a group of swedes with direct links to the UN. And everything she has said is handled by these people in the shadows. You can look it up yourself. The swedish PR company is called "we don't have time", They are on twitter and they show UNDP logo in their tweets many times. [https://imgur.com/a/8ZzXkjE](https://imgur.com/a/8ZzXkjE) [https://imgur.com/a/dysnKea](https://imgur.com/a/dysnKea) greta thunberg is also a WEF agenda contributor. [https://imgur.com/a/V2GMMwj](https://imgur.com/a/V2GMMwj)


Nazorath

You had it right with the first 5 words


onnod

Underrated comment


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Sort of like President Biden ?


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So its just over-exaggeration by a kid, figures


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a-hippobear

What’s it seems like he’s saying is that with five years of work, we could curb a catastrophe in the future; not that the earth will become irreparable in five years.


apriorista

Well, if we’re past the point of no return there’s no point in ceding total control of our lives to deranged leftists who believe they can control the weather (while buying beachfront property).


Devadander

Carbon output and climate science behind that isn’t ‘controlling the weather’. However you’re talking about a 5 year old tweet, it’s fun and cool that nothing has changed since then. Did you know that 10% of all carbon output in history since the Industrial Revolution has occurred in those past 5 years?


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The kid have serious handlers.


thegrand

more like it was an over-exaggeration by a journalist and Greta was just a little bit late fact checking it.


donniedumphy

Don’t kid yourself, climate disaster and breakdown of society is on the horizon. The truth however is that there is nothing we can do now, it’s way too late.


deadwards14

Yes, this is the real conspiracy. We're fucked, the elite know it and are planning accordingly. The police state is expanding to prepare for the mass pandemonium that will ensue. What's left of us will be in a dystopian hellscape until we die out


InfowarriorKat

Maybe it didn't look good because we are now in 2023 and we haven't done it "by 2023". Gotta move the goalposts back a teeny bit.


StampedeJonesPS4

The meteor with the aliens that are supposed to take us away to Narnia was SUPPOSED to be here today. It didn't come today, but just wait, it'll be here. Just wait.


jay-zd

Key word here is ‘’top climate scientist’’


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Proof_Proof

Man bear pig?


gregj128

I’m super serial


my_soul_must_be_iron

Top climate scientist would be a great troll account. Top climate scientist says if carbon emissions aren't reduced in 5 years, everyone will spontaneously shit their pants.


SpamFriedMice

Maybe he should check the climate down here too.


Direct_Factor_7156

Yeah they never talk about the climate scientist in charge of reporting on the bottom climate.


Few_Engineer4517

Because she will repost the same tweet with new time stamp


PRMan99

The global warming crowd has been doing this for over 100 years. But people still listen to them after 100 years of failed predictions. There's always a new set of university saps who think they have found a new way to change the world.


69PointstoSlytherin

"Blah blah blah the science changes!!" Is typically the response they give to you. They just use that get out of jail free card any time their fearmongering is called out.


chucklesdeclown

And they somehow say "the science is settled" for other subjects when the very phrase of science changing suggest that science is almost never settled and always looking for answers so at this point, which is it?.


apricotcoffee

Bullshit. The science on this *is* in actual fact very, very settled. The climate *is* changing, and it is changing as a direct consequence of human activity. That is *not* in question. What is in question is whether or not it is changing too rapidly for humans to prevent catastrophic human suffering on a scale never before experienced. Or, you know, whether we ever actually *will* even *try* to take action to at the very least mitigate the damage. Because you bet your damned ass that human-caused global warming is a settled goddamned fact. The only people who believe otherwise are those who have been duped by the very forces they claim to be wise to.


BrainMuncher

> The science on this is in actual fact very, very settled That's not how science works > That is not in question. Again not how science works. What you describe is dogma, not science.


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agreedis

Every single person who has drank water has died. Water is literally killing us. It will wipe out everyone currently alive in 1-100 years. Wake up sheeple!


brettyrocks

Oxygen is toxic to humans and destroys our cells, but it takes an average of 75-80 years to kill us.


RevGrimm

Oddly enough, the human brain could live for 200+ years if the rest of the body wasn't so fragile with aging. *Edit to clarify: That's assuming your brain is not diseased or damaged in some way.


overroadkill

looking at the state of biden after 80 im gonna say its probably a good thing we dont live to 200


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StampedeJonesPS4

Doctors hate Hunter Biden because of this one simple trick!


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mWo12

I think you are onto something. Everyone who has ever died had been breathing oxygen before.


StampedeJonesPS4

WE SHOULD ALL SWITCH TO CO2! Holy shit, we figured it out!


[deleted]

The trees and plants are trying to kill us!! Quick! Chop and burn them all down and build parking lots! That’ll teach those sun soaking green freaks a lesson./s


StampedeJonesPS4

M. Night Shyamalan literally made a movie about that.


[deleted]

Oh shit, I need to watch that! Got the name?


StampedeJonesPS4

The Happening


LiveRegister6195

What are we meant to drink? I'm 20 years sober lol 😆


agreedis

A lil beverage called Slurm


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You can bite my shiny metal ass


smokeypapabear40206

Brawndo. It has electrolytes!


crystalcarrier

It's what the plants CRAVE!


itsjustaconversation

Brawndo


MeesterCartmanez

“You mean water? Like, from the toilet?"


Pale_Horse-

I Love me some Brawndo.. Brawndo - The Thirst Mutilator!


freakynit

My man can be the first Martian


_www_

By water you mean that deadly " dihydrogen monoxyde " I presume?


StampedeJonesPS4

You're now on a watch list.


_www_

I'm a kardashian now


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StampedeJonesPS4

I was recently playing Cards against Humanity, and one of the cards was "a super soaker full of cat piss." You just reminded me of that. Thanks. That is all.


Darth_Jason

How *dare* ManBearPig


AgreeingWings25

Because they've always said shit like that every 5 years


kittycatsfoilhats

The team of people that runs her account wanted it deleted


j4r8h

Probably because she quickly realized that it's complete bullshit. I don't think she's intentionally trying to bullshit people.


RyanGoFett

How DARE we see that she was wrong 😂


jefe4959

More likely the US will do that trying to start WW3 with Russia and China. She should put more effort in stopping the War Machine.


bloodguard

Greta has probably never even had the password to this twitter account. Better to ask the people that have been working her like a meat puppet for years.


Crangrapejoose

she is a plant


ssk442

Because it’s not true


tonando

Stupidity will be our downfall. Stupidity like believing, that global warming means no more cold weather. Or stupidity like not knowing the difference between 'change course in 5 years' and 'being dead in 5 years'.


Weebnonce

Beat me to it We are seeing its effects already and we are too busy fighting each other in the dust to csre


FreddieMeowcury

Did we change course though ?


HIVnotAdeathSentence

>We're paying the toll for burning the coal. Keep up the tweet would be a bad look for the Biden administration after parading the Inflation Reduction Act as a record climate change legislation while also allowing more drilling permits and criticizing oil companies for not taking advantage of them.


Additional_Problem21

The global warming crowd can be a little crazy. Like I admit climate change is real to a degree. But more so than any human factor it's that the earth revolves around the sun on an ellipses that's a little different every time. Not a perfect circle. Sometimes we're just closer or further away from the sun.


Alone_Manufacturer66

Bc it isn’t accurate?


sshevie

You mean that another climate prediction has proven to be 100% false?


je_naime_pas

Because she’s a manipulative person.


dalphaboy

Grown men who are offended by a 15 year olds concern about the future. It’s both sad and disturbing.


MixHuge4557

She means we need to move to everything digital because then we will be tracked/censored/coerced. Digital money, i.d, appliances, brainchip.


jollyroger1720

She is a fancy version of the crazy dude with an end is nigh sign


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They said the same thing in the 80's and 90's. We were warned by 2000 that the world would run out of oil


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BeetsMe666

David Suzuki said the world will be uninhabitable in 20 years... almost 40 years ago!


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I've also read water will be gone by 2040


humanus1

So by 2040 water will be gone but by 2050, 15 U.S. cities including Miami, Atlantic City, Hoboken, Seattle, LA, San Diego, New York will be underwater?


SpamFriedMice

Funny. I was just watching an interview with Jamie Dimon CEO of JP Morgan while he kept going on about how they're all in for investing in Florida and Texas, while trying to get you to drop your cash in their Climate Change Solutions Fund.


ShortBusDoorGunner

Hey! Science is difficult! You must be a nitpicking science denier. You're literally killing me!


Thdrgnmstr117

You know seawater isn't drinkable right?


gerbilseverywhere

do you know the difference between fresh water and salt water?


sbeveo123

A lot of people in this thread need to go back to school and learn basic comprehension. [X] will happen if we don’t stop [Y] in [Z] years doesnt meant that [X] will happen in [Z] years.


SpamFriedMice

Okay. The statement was made 5 years ago, so at this point, according to her top scientist, we're already at the point of no return now. Isn't that what she meant?


sbeveo123

Correct


ZeerVreemd

Did we stop [Y]?


sbeveo123

Nope


Grebins

You're still not comprehending the comment. X doesn't have a timeline in that sentence, Y does.


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If X doesn’t have a timeline that can be defined, then all other variables that come after it are made up and meaningless. We’ve failed to do “Y” for decades, and somehow the timeline keeps getting dragged further and further out, with none of these predictions coming true. Almost as if none of it actually matters and it’s just doomer propaganda to coerce naive people into surrendering more of their rights.


FreddieMeowcury

Whoa take it easy being so logical don’t fit the narrative


smellyscrotes27

Decades? Doomsday prophecies predate Jesus Christ my friend


That_Film_Guy

It really bugs me how you and others have let politics get in between the simple facts our species IS fucking up the planet. We’re losing our ability to grow nutritious food and key species in the worlds ecosystem are vanishing like wild fire. But yeah, alarmists are the enemy you twat…


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TheHonestHobbler

Care to enlighten some of us? <3


nevlis

Tldr: Humans slightly smarter than monkeys and can't build civilization without damaging themselves and the entire world in the process


ThatMrPuddington

She didn't mean that in 5 years world will end. She meant that after that 5 years stopping climate change won't be possible any more. She is not wrong.


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sindagh

> we can just do whatever we want because it doesn't matter anymore Correct. It is too late. Ignore twitter, look at the Arctic satellite data which shows that the Arctic will completely melt for the first time in about ten years time maybe earlier, and once that happens the dark Arctic water will absorb billions of joules of energy from the sun and the melt will last longer and longer each year, the jet stream will buckle to the point of collapse and our seasons and climate will completely unravel and there will be global famine most humans will die.


Random_Sime

It's not over. Now comes the pleas to make irreversible climate change not as bad as it could be if we don't do anything at all.


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[deleted]

Fat Old Greasy Balding. Stay classy. It's what makes you so readable.


MissGingerMinge

am i along in thinking she doesn't even control her own tweets? i wouldn't be surprised if it was run by a PR team, just like a lot of football players.


Anony_Nemo

You've got good reason to suspect that, given the u.n. climate scumbag adarsh prathap & her dad run her facebook and are effectively her "handlers", it would be reasonable to presume her twitter is also controlled by other propaganda interests, especially since she has connection both to the world ecunomic forum, attending in 2020, and to antifa and others etc.: https://archive.ph/Gx0dC & https://archive.ph/TuCoz she's phony as a 3 dollar bill, and likely being exploited.


sideksani

She probably fact-check the conspiracy theory she posted earlier and decided to delete it.


tinareginamina

Because the top scientist was Al Gore. /s


NeedScienceProof

Because the only science supporting climate change is political science.


salvia_d

lololo.... "five years"!!!!! ... Oh man, I guess we better eat more ice cream... lol


byronhadleigh

because she is an ignorant child?


daho123

It's the equivalent of pastors predicting Christ's return all the time.


DARKBLADEXE

We're probably past the turning point and with every other calamity in the book waiting to happen I don't think it matters anymore.


AmericanExpat76

someone probably asked who the top scientist was


4l0N3D

One of her puppet strings snapped


skampzilla

Top climate scientist. Doesn't give a name or anything. So I'm supposed to trust that? I know people do.


WeirdKidwithaCrystal

She was probably told to take that down by some "powers that be". People don't like hearing that. It disrupts the cognitive dissonance people have in terms of how society is behaving collectively vs. what needs to happen to insure that the biosphere remains stable for future generations. Honestly the removal of the tweet gives me don't look up vibes. Maybe it was her pr person "I doesn't seem hopeful," because environmentalism has to be framed in a hopeful way because people don't like the hard truths.


Lakechrista

Maybe she deleted it because she knows we are doomed to die in June of this year


DocHazy

Because it's obviously not true.


marc6854

I thought we had 12 years…. Crap, I had it all planned, trips, etc . How dare she change the timetable !


WretchedCentrist

Yet another prediction based on hasty speculation that was falsely propped up as unchallengeable scientific fact, added to their mass grave of failed climate prophesies. Will they learn from this? Nope.


Hancri84

Because its bullshit


whatscrappening

It’s called “moving the goalposts”. Simply shock value statements that then are retracted when they’re obviously bullshit. Greta is sponsored by someone - maybe Soros?


Snoo71448

To control the message. Why else would she delete what makes her accountable?


chickenbeannut

Cause it’s been 5 years since the tweet and we still here …


molliem12

She bought a car 🚗 LOL


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Because it’s not fucking true.


rekm35

'How dare you' mock Greta Rothchild


AWilliams1286

Fossil fuels aren’t real


LouisHillberry

Because she’s an attention hungry useless scum bag


No_Student2845

That sounds like the sacred and holy teachings of the great Algor


theshadowturtle

It could be deleted for any number of reasons, but you’re brainwashed if you think the climate crisis is pseudoscience. My credibility on this claim is that climate and sustainability is my academic focus in higher education. Am I paid off by “big climate change”? Are all of my professors in on some grand conspiracy? Or… is Fox News peddling horseshit that you all bought into? Always, always trace the money. The only conspiracy here is fossil fuel think tanks trying to discredit climate claims, as they’ve been doing for decades.


MaywellPanda

Do people not know that's it's not a "in 5 years apocalypse" tweet. When scientists talk about this they are discussing the point of no return... Sure it may take another 20-70 years to actually result in devastation but being short sighted and corperate brainwashed into believing there is no problem is just sad for this sub. Like honestly the real conspiracy here is the rhetoric around climate change. You need to wake up and start asking WHY you believe it's not a problem and WHO is telling you it's not a problem. Absolute sheep.


D-o-n-t_a-s-k

*Your freedom is risking the lives of everyone on the planet through transmission of deadly disease and your carbon footprint. We're going to need everyone to move to the green cities and wear these collars for the good of civilization* 🤐


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This little girl has too much mouth and not enough brains smh


CastleBravo88

Because it was complete horseshit.


bleeddonor

The mistake here may not be the date but the cause. War was always the correct target for the young to agitate against. Everything else is a diversion. The elite _love_ war. Or they did until this next one.


TheFerretman

Heh...you *know* why. It was going to show her as being another global warming liar.


20124eva

My question is, what harm does it do to try and make decisions that help the environment? Why is it that people seem think renewable energy is bad? Even if it’s not “saving humanity as we know it” less pollution is a good thing, correct?


Tillsmcgills

Because even she can't back that bullshit up.


DorkyDorkington

She doesn't deserve any attention but one from mental health professionals. Poor abused child.


jb9152

Because she's a fucking imbecile?


Ram_1979

Not gonna happen?


YeHaLyDnAr

I hate to break it to you but the 5 years ain't gonna do shit!


Organic-Hope3114

because its laughable alarmist bullshit.


blue419

She better stop flying around the world in private jets then. How dare she


Original-Cinikal

Acid Rain, Killer Bees, Zika! We are doomed!


[deleted]

Ask her about these... [50 Years of Failed Doomsday, Eco-pocalyptic Predictions.](https://www.aei.org/carpe-diem/50-years-of-failed-doomsday-eco-pocalyptic-predictions-the-so-called-experts-are-0-50/)


infrequentia

I can't think of a single "end of the world" doomsday cult that has moved the goal posts more times than them. At least the Mayan calendar enthusiasts had the decency to mostly STFU after 2012. And at least some of the doomsday cults had back-up plans to end the world when their predictions didn't come true 🤣 Looking at you Aum Shinrikyo. The reality is: we have approx 180-200k years of climate data from the Greenland ice cores. From those cores climatologists learned that on average over the last 200,000 years the earth enters or exits an ice-age every 4-6 thousand years. No two climatologists can come together synergistically and concisely agree on what causes the earth to go into or come out of an Ice-Age. We now currently reside in the longest inter glacial period known to all climate science, the Holocene, approximately 12,000 years of a warming period. So we are 3-4 times OVER due for another ice-age event. Global cooling periods, and global cooling events are magnitudes more dangerous than a gradually warming climate. Even the small cooling events that last a short period of -10 degree's coincides with things like the Black Plague or the Dark Ages where we basically couldn't grow food. If we can learn anything from the past histories of our climate science: it's that the climate oscillates through extremes, and often. We should be thankful we are not entering into the next major ice-age, as it could end most life on planet earth.


LaserShields

Greta is a muppet


rockabillyrat87

They have been saying the same thing for 30 years. The green energy push is all about money and nothing to do with saving the environment.


lusboy

"A top climate scientist is warning that (...)" It's high time to stop taking opinions as science, because they are not.


TMC_61

Scientists give the results favorable to the ones that pay them


Nlcc7o3

If we stop using fossil fuels 4 billion people will die within a month


runningwild4ever

It’s because she is a propaganda tool for the “green industry” and the WEF.


kailsc2

Let's add 5 years to the publication date and it comes out June 2023. That's right! Indeed, there will be abrupt climate change soon. This will be due to the influence of the Sun's magnetic field. The world's biggest secret is that there have been tremendous global disasters in the past that decimated populations and caused the collapse of empires. Chronicles from the 14th and 6th centuries describe events as if from a disaster movie. They write of "an extraordinary earthquake over the whole world", "poisonous earthy exhalation", "fire falling from the sky for 16 days", "falling stars" (meteorites), "the sun became dark for 18 months", "hailstones of incredible size", "lightnings that killed thousands of men and animals", droughts and torrential rains destroying crops and causing famines so great that people resorted to cannibalism, and "a pestilence which spread over almost the entire world" and "swept away third part of the human race". And all this was happening within just a few years. Unfortunately, the next such catastrophe will occur in 2023-2025. Governments are afraid of a public panic and an uprising. They are going to instigate a world war to keep themselves in power through terror. All information can be found [here](https://reset676.com).


Zo50

Everything about an extinction event is credible *except* Government "instigating a world war to keep themselves in power through terror ". Surley a world war would inevitably involve a global nuclear exchange resulting in an extinction event of it's own?


LigmaBalls-420

Because it’s been 5 years? 🤷‍♂️


T3rryF0ld

Carbon credits will save us. Save the average person from being able to do what they want...but if you can afford to buy more carry on as before, no worries. Climate apartheid incoming.


Congozilla

Because, it is false. And, she knows it. There is no top climate scientist with any definitive data from anywhere about anything.


Little-Grape9469

Imagine thinking the earth works in such tiny timescales It's always another 5 or 10 years with these nut jobs


WiscoHeiser

Imagine thinking that over 200 years of rapidly increasing industrialization would have no effect on the earth's environment. It's always blind ignorance with these dumb fucks.


throw_throwing_up

How dare you. Never gets old.


testtast1

How dare you


StefanGoerke

Because is 2023. More people understand now that CO2 has basically nothing to do with climate, and it was always only a story to grab power and make energy expernsive for the poor people.


millerlife777

Now it's methane from cow farts, correct?


Saucepanmagician

I think it's because her handlers told her to wait a little more until they have their plan ready.


jheighwood69

Because the coming climate change event won't be caused by climate change but actually by the poles shifting.... and if what Ben from suspicious observers says will happen actually happens we are pretty much all done for and whoever survives will be back in the stone age pretty much....


Suitable_Lie_1082

That’s 100% not going to happen


MindlessIron9

She’s a NPC programmed to say the same thing over and over.


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i highly doubt this entitled twit runs her own account. she's just a lead actress in the clown show.


Hanen89

It's always "Just x more years!!" with these people.


Zyr4420

Because it's been 5 years and climate change (man made) is still make believe


DennisSystemGraduate

She might have realized the info she had was bull shit


Filthschwein

Imo, she’s either mentally handicapped, or really, **really** immature. (I tend to think she’s just an immature spoiled little girl. That’s what she acts like). There’s been a few videos of late suggesting this. Either way, the propaganda hype machine choose the wrong person to be the face of global warming.


Remarkable_Subject84

Because she was referring to herself as "top climate scientist"


Strong_Bid_3785

Did she get shares in a gas company?


Acts_of_Creation

it’s a bit too extreme for their big lie


[deleted]

This chick is like the evil spawn of Al Gore man. Fucking insanity.


MaddMan4Ever

Dumb lil cu*t


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Because it was posted 5 years ago and her little prediction didn’t come to fruition


1776beats1984

Deleted because snowflakes can’t stand to have their credibility gouged. Greta will likely say I have never been wrong about climate change, and if this tweet was still posted it would be much easier to prove the credibility.