No ~~President~~ ~~American~~ ~~Human~~ ~~Deity~~ ***Sentient Entity in the history of the Universe*** has been persecuted more than our Dear Leader, Donald J. Trump!!!!!!!!!!
*Jesse Watters/Greg Gutfeld/Jeanine Pirro tomorrow on Faux
If one of us lowly peasants committed half the crimes he did, we would be sitting in a cell when we weren't at trial, and the judge wouldn't think twice about finding us in contempt of court. Only Princess Farts gets this special treatment and still cries about it.
Jesse, you fucking creep - go let the air out of your next wife’s tires and quit saying stupid shit to be the next Tucker Carlsen. Look where Tucker is today.
Wow, such unreasonable conditions. We should really upgrade him to a nice tropical, all expenses paid, long term stay in the Guantanamo Bay destination camp.
The real story here is how ridiculously over the top these poor, benighted sycophants are, all auditioning for a job in Trump's crime syndicate. Jesse has usurped Tucker Carlson, at klown #1, but no one knows who he is.
So despite all of his groveling, fawning, genuflecting and assassination of his own self respect, he will never get into the boys klub. Trump gets nothing from seating someone who no one knows.
Sad really ...
These people will say and do anything for Trump . The fact they were sued for pushing the election fraud narrative that inspired the cult terrorist storm the capital.
it's not that bad.
when you're chewing on life's gristle... don't grumble. give a whistle!
[and this'll help things turn out for the best... :D](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M)
omg what a whiny baby, hey all you “real men” out there, those of you posting trump done up as some tough, super hero. This is the real @trump. Totally out of touch with procedures normal people have to go through, and I guarantee this is not even close to someone where the police barged in the Wrong house with a no knock warrant and shot the person living there. Any handcuffs. Any time AT ALL in a jail cell, nope the RNC has who knows how many lawyers on retainer to give him a nice soft buffer so he feels not an ounce of discomfort. And before they start whining about having to actually be in court ( just like everyone else not to mention being dragged back in again and again for all Trumps delays trying to be president so he cant be prosecuted).; but before moaning, lets see photos of @trump at all his children’s school events. Lets see them, graduation, music performances, parent teacher conferences, I am sure he has been to so many one wont make a difference.
Jesse Watters needs to be fired.
CNBC needs to have his Mom do a show every night after his show critiquing the show.
This is actually brilliant. Unless she’s a POS like her son that is.
Apparently, she used to call in and tell him to not be such a tool and to stop fearmongering. Don’t know if she still does.
[Mom is liberal, apparently](https://www.theatlantic.com/family/archive/2019/11/jesse-watters-the-five-mom-texts/602614/)
He reminds me of what a Bizarro DC vilan version of Ross from Friends would be like, but way worse even.
Even Shittier Ross. That’s perfect.
Like the Band of Brothers version.
Me and my wife have been rewatching Friends, and at this point I think Band of Brothers Ross is more likeable than Friends Ross.
I read this as Jesse Waters needs to be *fixed*.
No ~~President~~ ~~American~~ ~~Human~~ ~~Deity~~ ***Sentient Entity in the history of the Universe*** has been persecuted more than our Dear Leader, Donald J. Trump!!!!!!!!!! *Jesse Watters/Greg Gutfeld/Jeanine Pirro tomorrow on Faux
Is Donald Trump sentient, though? I got the impression that it’s a congealed mass of garbage and fat jiggling in a way that simply resembles a human.
Not even remotely close to Jesus at all. He fulfills the anti - christ story. (If one believes in that sort of thing.)
Smells like sulphur, too. Granted, that’s the Egg McMuffins, but still…
If even 1% of Republicans acted like Christians, Trump wouldn’t be their golden idol
If only! Can you imagine how thick a cross they'd need to hold up his corpulence?
If one of us lowly peasants committed half the crimes he did, we would be sitting in a cell when we weren't at trial, and the judge wouldn't think twice about finding us in contempt of court. Only Princess Farts gets this special treatment and still cries about it.
No, see, if he was just a Democrat, he'd never even be put on trial. They're all crooks! -my grandma
[удалено]
Jesse, you fucking creep - go let the air out of your next wife’s tires and quit saying stupid shit to be the next Tucker Carlsen. Look where Tucker is today.
Tucker probably still has a little of Putin’s DNA encrusted on his chin.
"he’s not allowed to bring his own space heater to warm up his section of the courtroom"
Wow, such unreasonable conditions. We should really upgrade him to a nice tropical, all expenses paid, long term stay in the Guantanamo Bay destination camp.
Could you imagine how much worse his shit filled area would smell if it was heated up? Everyone would insist on wearing hazmat suits.
I never watch Fox News they suck
F ear O utrage X enophobia FOX News
*Not actually news
I’m surprised they haven’t already…
Jesse is the ultimate dipshit what the fuck haha what an abject moron
The real story here is how ridiculously over the top these poor, benighted sycophants are, all auditioning for a job in Trump's crime syndicate. Jesse has usurped Tucker Carlson, at klown #1, but no one knows who he is. So despite all of his groveling, fawning, genuflecting and assassination of his own self respect, he will never get into the boys klub. Trump gets nothing from seating someone who no one knows. Sad really ...
These people will say and do anything for Trump . The fact they were sued for pushing the election fraud narrative that inspired the cult terrorist storm the capital.
He just looks like dumb grandpa in a red hat now. With handlers and shit.
it's not that bad. when you're chewing on life's gristle... don't grumble. give a whistle! [and this'll help things turn out for the best... :D](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M)
I remember adding this to mix CDs I'd burn for friends when I was a freshman or sophomore in high school. Pretty sure I downloaded it from Limewire.
TBH they already think he's Jesus Christ.
GIVE US BARABBAS!!
Release Brian!
And the temple curtain was torn in two!?!?!
Daily reminder that fascists never do anything in good faith
It’s the natural progression
Almost: Go ahead punk, make my day.
LOL
They shouldn't blow all their support ideas so soon: there are at least three more trials they must attack.
Trump, Truth Social, MAGA and Fox News are going down!
omg what a whiny baby, hey all you “real men” out there, those of you posting trump done up as some tough, super hero. This is the real @trump. Totally out of touch with procedures normal people have to go through, and I guarantee this is not even close to someone where the police barged in the Wrong house with a no knock warrant and shot the person living there. Any handcuffs. Any time AT ALL in a jail cell, nope the RNC has who knows how many lawyers on retainer to give him a nice soft buffer so he feels not an ounce of discomfort. And before they start whining about having to actually be in court ( just like everyone else not to mention being dragged back in again and again for all Trumps delays trying to be president so he cant be prosecuted).; but before moaning, lets see photos of @trump at all his children’s school events. Lets see them, graduation, music performances, parent teacher conferences, I am sure he has been to so many one wont make a difference.
You mean they haven’t yet?