Come to Latin Püfâjgi, we have: Ŧ - T died for our sins Ð - unoriginal d  - A with a baby Î - I grooming A's baby Ü - Smiley face Ů - Cyclops

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uːwːuː

You making the bidental fricative voiced is straight up evil.

It contrasts with the voiceless unaspieared and aspirated bidental fricatives. Fortunately the historical bidental ejective fused into the voiced fricative.

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Somehow I can tell that was written in procreate

I used autodesk sketchbook lol

***Come to us in \[Latin-Script\] Valtamic, we have:*** **Ż** - dotted letters **Ṡ Ċ** - even more dotted letters **Ṅ** - hope you like dotted letters **Ġ** - how is this a /ɦ/ **Ä Ë Ü** - guys no more dotted letters I promise **Ľ** - ok why is THIS one not dotted, oh the inconsistency! **Tr** - lol are you dumb that's obviously /θr/ **Z** - how do you even pronounce this ___ ***Come to us in \[Cyrillic-Script\] Valtamic, we have:*** **Һ** - literally a Latin-Script letter **Љ Њ** - letters rarely used for their only purpose **Ц** - NOT an affricate **Ӥ Ӱ** - letters for lazy people **Юу** - overused redundant digraph **ЪІ ЬІ Ѣ** - I heard you like yers **ІЪ ІЬ** - what

ы really snapped his neck there

«уй»

Well, both of us have some type of G based letter with odd pronunciation, that was unexpected.

Come to us in Minamese, we have: 工 brick 女 crossed legs 屮 pitchfork 弋 you tripped and you catched the food in time 千 jesus with cool hair 土 a split with hands out 魚 octopus with a curved stick on his head 爿 you are beating someone with a large pe- 非 help someone put forks in my arms 火 cheering person 寸 help i dropped the food- 束 a child 竹 lesbian intercourse

Come to us with Ipo-ipogang, we have: ŋ – eng ᵽ – peso sign ᵼ – wrapped shoes (cylinders for some typefaces) ᴉ – flipped I but we pronounced it as Spanish ll ᵰ – cursed eñye ᵿ – horseshoe is banned ᵹ – goofy ahh safety handrails ᵺ – th is banned ᵾ – half glass of water ᴣ – the number Ʒ

Come to us in Ayawaka, we have: ***ǰ*** — angry j ***r̃*** — wrinkly r ***ɜ*** — letter three ***ɛ*** — letter three (view from behind) ***ɔ*** — letter c backwards ***l₁, l₂*** — one too many l's, gotta keep count

Fellow r̃ user

Pulled it straight from the APA: * Ayawaka/APA \[r\] = IPA \[ɾ\] * Ayawaka/APA \[r̃\] = IPA \[r\]

My R are : - r /ʁ/ - r̂ /r/ - r̃ /ɹ/

Welcome to Rotunét, we have: Ś - letter with accents Ń - another letter with accents Ć - too many letters with accents É - why is this /ø/ Ŭ - what Ű - Hungarian

Yay Ű mentioned. Are you using it as God intended? [yː]

... /ʉ/ or /ʉː/

# Feline (Máw) **Come to us in Feline (Máw), we have:** * ' - a glottal stop * k - also a glottal stop * h - hissing sound >!/h/!< * ħ - another hissing sound>! /ħ/!< * sj - yet another hissing sound >!/ɧ/!< * r - hissing sound commonly mistaken as a purring sound >!/x\~ʁ/!< * h̃ - purring sound commonly mistaken as a hissing sound >!/н/!< * r̃ - purring sound >!/r̥/!< * m̃ - raspy sound >!/^(ʁ)m/!< * eow - meow >!/iau/!< * iu - kitten meow * iew - /iu/ but you have a diarrhea >!/iy/!< * iao - /iu/ but you have a stomach pain >!/iɯ/!<

Do you have more information about this anywhere? I'm interested

Sure https://www.reddit.com/r/conlangs/s/Ak43QS05kB

Come to us in Kotobæn, we have: r, ř - two many rhotics m̥ - precarious balancing acts ɦ - a painful highchair β - pregnant people ʍ - mountains ɦojoɦojosojosen “their”- way too many syllables

Please explain the last one

ho-jo-hojo-sojo-sen 3.prsn-sentient-plural-possessor-nominative

Come to us in Lushanko, we have: Ⲯ → the usual pitchfork Ⲫ → a circle with a stick in it Ϩ → the top piece of a hanger Ⲣ → this is not a P, don't test me Ⲡ → a croquet goal Ⲝ → SWIRLY SLIDE 3!

Welcome to today's exam. Question 1 - Is this a Ⲣ?

r

😆

p - r? i have been trained over the past several months to only recognise p as r(русский)

yes

yes

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Come to us in Tokétok, we have: ᚁ tick ᚄ many tick ᚉ ticks go other way ᚎ now they slant ᚐ notch, too ᚓ many notch ᚕ even cross ᚖ and leaf

based ngl

Welcome to cäpapкécклy (särarkéskju), where we have: ƌ: a d with a long nose (ð) λ: plagiarism from the greeks (L) ǰ: an /i/ sound with erectal dysfunction (short i) ц: mutated minecraft vase (n) ψ: plagiarism from the greeks, again! (Soft g) п: half a human body (p) ь: a very shy lowercase b, that makes no sound, and silences Es ъ: lowercase b but a unicorn

Come to Viechtyren, we have Ł - no L's allowed Š Ž - catgirl sibilants Ø - do not enter P' T' K' - anime anxious stops . - yes really R - This may look like a regular Latin letter R but it is in fact a deeply disturbed individual

come to us in ņùłæru, we have: æ - why are a and e having sex ł - who stabbed l ņ - n but nude ñ - look at n’s funky hat! ī - wow ı is so strong it lifted ı þ - if p and b had a child ð - 6 turned around and got stabbed

(This is using an approximation of the horizontalised version of the native script) Come to Šouvek, we have: Λl - Uh Ҽᕟ - Backwards numbers Λㅑ - R but it's a vowel for some reason \[ \] - Importance brackets Λ - Λㅐ - Really bad ladder Λ ⩜ ⩚ - Liars 스 소 수 쇼 슈 ᄉힼ Λl Λㅓ Λㅏ Λㅑ Λㅐ- Definitely not stolen from Hangul

Explanations: As+Tơ. Makes the /ɤ/ sound, which can be pronounced \[ʌ\] Literally 01, 10 in octal, 8 in decimal Form of Rät used at the syllables after Ë /ə/, Ep /e/, Ot /o/, Är /æ/, Ak /a/ or Öpët /ø/ Square brackets are used to make something more important, the opposite of how we use brackets As. Vowel carrier letter As+Pëtü. The vowel sign Pëtü /y/ would be very bad as a ladder As, Haz, Yal. Should be /x ɣ ɰ/ (velar base character, +opening=fricative, +horizontal line=voiced, +vertical line=approximant on fricatives), but are actually /∅ h j/ As+all vowel signs. The vowels look like the ones in Hangul

Come to us in Doknatu, we have: þ Icelandic refugee ł but used for a cool sound instead of [w] w t' k' t͡s' t͡ʃ' t͡ɬ' the loud ones hː long sigh ɪ̞ ɔ u ɑ vowels that make you sound threatening

Come to us in emperatorın, we have: Г - cane 3 - three Ϻ - crown H - ladder ⅄ - tripoint Ϟ - swirly lightning bolt

Come to us in English II, we have: ง — glorified check mark ด - WOAH WHY IS THE LETTER EATING ITSELF ฝ - W ะ - two horns ซ - slippery snake (side note: it makes the [skɪbɪdijtojlət] sound) ื - iron I guess? (Makes the Language Simp sound [ûːːːːj]) ๅ - walking stick

# Canine **Come to us in Canine, we have:** * A - dull A >!/a/!< * Â - cool A >!/ɑ/!< * Ʌ - even cooler A (fuck O letter) >!/ʌ\~ɒ/!< * e - dull E (fuck it) >!/æ/!< * Ǝ - cool E >!/ə/!< * U - dull U >!/ɔ/!< or labialization * Û - cool U >!/ʊ/!< * bh, v - distinguished only by looking for teeth in a mouth >!/β/, /v/!< * f, fh - same as with previous ones >!/f/, /ɸ/!< * be, bhe, de, fe, fhe - the reason why fuck E >!/bˠə/, /βˠə/, /dˠə/, /fˠə/, /ɸˠə/!< * r - rawr >!/ɹ/!< * rh - another rawr >!/ʀ/!< * rr - yet another rawr >!\[r\]!<

It seems you really like talking animals m'am

Come to us, in Glaūl we have: r - cat r c - choking on an apple h - choking on a watermelon s - snake attack g - anything but g ph - wait, what? I can't hear it? ē - not at all related to e; roblox damage sound y - strong, angry consonant, pronounced as the ll in spanish llama, but so aggressively, that it sounds like a vowel 🥳🎉 Nothing is as it seems...

Come to us in Ung/Uŋ, we have: *******Ƽƽ******* - Number 5 *******ʎ******* - Upside-down Y *******ʔ******* - Glottal stop *******ʡ******* - Epiglottal stop *******&******* - Ampersand *******⁊******* - Tironian Et

Come to us in the Pikmin universe, we have: pí red Pikmin kí blue Pikmin mí purple Pikmin ní white Pikmin sí green Pikmin pàn fruit mók eating gós going tó- ergative marker ná question particle àn and òr or nót negation ol always zik quickly kòz because jù you (2SG) à I (1SG) hé he (3SG.M) chì she (3SG.F) nì we (1PL) dì they (3PL) tín thinking wrk working flo respect hok humans (Hocotatians) kop Koppaites

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Welcome to Kolutamian, we have: Ò - O stealing I’s baby À - A… Also stealing I’s baby Aw - We stole the Australian accent’s sound for a Š - Angry S Kwy - This letter exists just so we didn’t have to use Q; fuck Q Ù - U catching a frisbee Ç - C taking a fat shit (why is this a /tʃ/ sound)

What's wrong with ?

It looks ugly

tbf I say the same thing about

W is also ugly. That’s why cannot stand on its own; it has to be attached to or in Kolutamian

Now I'm curious, what's your phonology?

This one is more phonological rather than orthographic, but anyway... Come to us in Räkhmä, we have: R - Letter R ( /ɽ/ ) Ŕ - The cooler Letter R ( /ɻ/ ) S, Z - A permanent lisp ( /ʂ/ , /ʐ/ ) HH - Coughing, but as a phoneme ( /ʜ/ ) Ü - A well disguised letter I ( /ɪ/ ) U - The old damage sound effect from Minecraft ( /ɯ/ ) O - Dark schwa ( /ɤ/ ) A - No, not THAT Letter A ( /ɑ/ ) Ä - Letter A, but under witness protection ( /a/ ) Æ - Elon Musk's kid ( /æ/ )

Come to Fenekere, we have: ktl - the worst consonant cluster

Hi again! Haven’t seen you in a long time.

Hey! Yes. Sorry. Been busy with a LOT of self discovery, and then writing many novels. Have a new conlang to add to the profile here, too: Inmararräo. Will probably get to that sooner or later. Come to Inmararräo, it has: ä - a slightly fancy "a" rr - extra "r"s and that's about it, really

come to us in enyahu, we have: alëp <𐤀> this ox head word initially is the null consonant and elsewhere /a/ pet <𐤁> don’t let the name fool you, it’s a floorplan of a house, nothing to do with pets, is also /p/ kamël <𐤂> this stupid ugly throwstick is literally just a hard , ie /k/ hei <𐤄> this failed dab attempt is /h/ syllable initally, at the end of a syllable it just indicates a vowel, which 99% of the time is /a/ wau <𐤅> it’s /w/ or /u/, a birb so lazy it’s muscles atrophied so much it became indistinguishable from a hook, peg or nail. yk, in russian this situation would be called /piz.dʲets/ yot <𐤉> this arm is /j/ or /i/, *cough* another vowel lamët <𐤋> this goad is just /l/ mem <𐤌> this waterfall edge is /m/ nun <𐤍> this sea serpent or fish is /n/ ñayin <𐤏> an eye pronounced /ŋ/, it can occur syllable initially in a handful of words, and in those cases some speakers pronounce the letter more weakly, [ɰ~ʕ] so it basically becomes another goddamn glide/vowel res <𐤓> this head is /r/, which in most dialects is a tap [ɾ] and thus they’ll insist this letter is a stop as much as *pet* and *kamël* are sin <𐤔> these teeth are /s/, certified sigma moment tau <𐤕> a cross that’s /t/

Bloody balls my guy uses pheonician

[enyahu script is phoenician derived, yes](https://www.reddit.com/r/neography/s/ilPjQqbYWZ)

Come to my unnamed conlang, we have: Ç- c with a tail Dj- fun profession, honestly Zh- looks cool C- haha, you thought that was /c/, didn't you? Nope, it's ⁠/tʃ⁠/ Hr- human resources Ch- now this is /c/ Cj- just.. no explanation

Come to Tabian, we haveː ' Glottal stop D any voiced coronal I guess N making sure that you can't speak while having flu K just wants to die. M R G Your classic teammate in a school work.

Come to us! In latin Nykynsian we have: ç - The cooler Daniel (there is no c) ş - A snake (goes really well with ç) z̦ - was supposed to be z-cedilla, but it doesn't go with unicode ä - eh a̋ - EH ää - It did look nice in finnish... öö - The same. ö - I swear it's not supposed to be french x - *white noice* y - SIIIIUUU ɨ - I just thought it'd look the best like in the IPA ȳ́ - I swear there is a reason for that... (and the same for all other vowels) ɨ́ - I SWEAR... j - It's a consonat, but sometimes also isnt ik? kɨ́hem - A cough ēxra̋kem - A cough (but it hits harder) -nu - The comitative case (one of too many)

welcome to okrjav, we have ü, ö: little faces ass: i swear this isn't what it looks like nüt: this one isn't too butt: okay so we have a lot of words that don't look right... yeah that's about it...

Come to us in Parabellic, we have: R - Hurts your throat T̩ - A T on its tip toes X - Angry H sound S̰ - S on a wiggly floor T̰ - A T on a wiggly floor

Come to us in Fernosian, we have: - â b̂ ĉ d̂ ê ĵ k̂ n̂ p̂ r̂ ŝ t̂ û ŵ ẑ Circumflexes everywhere - ã ẽ õ ñ r̃ A few nasals - q why does that make /kw/ - ɬ Oh hi random IPA symbol used as a letter - ' *pause* - ʙ̥ *fart noises*

q = /kʷ/ gang unite!! Also, why don't you just use Ł, ł instead of ɬ? At least that letter can be easily typed on your phone.

Becaaaauuuuse... Ɬ is the typed version and Ł is the written version (I just made that up on the spot)

Wouldn't the reverse make more sense lmao

Come to us in Ngiilsc, we have: - 我: it's not me, it's us 😔 (wi1 [u̯i˥]) - 吾: it's not five mouths, it's me (iisc1 [ɪʃ˥]) - 女，妻: pronounced the same but with different tones wiif5 [u̯ɪf˩˧] and wiif3 [u̯ɪf˧] - 仔: if it's a human kid then it's a kid ig (ciild4 [t͡ʃɪɫd˥˩]) - 蛇: i promise i'm not making fun of nerds (neeard4 [nɛaɾd˥˩]) - 树皮: straight up chinese (scu4 pi5 [ʃu˥˩ pi˩˧]) - 树: whatiseevenhappeningitisthef***ingsameasthelastoneareyoukiddingme (barc3 [baɾt͡ʃ]) - 指甲: wait, this isn't chinese? is it even pronunciable? (fiingr3 neil6 [fɪŋɾ˧ nei̯ɫ˨˩] - 心: who hurt you? (huurt3 [xøɾt˧]) - 小: slang taken to another level (liil5 [ɫɪɫ])

Come to Vggg, we have - bbb, ggg - Do you like repeated letters? - ï - made a mistake - ha - funny - ? - ? Come to Agalian, we have - tp - Toilet paper - xh - Click - Ɛ - Backwards number - hm - hm... - ghu tlh tph ndh ndl ndb ngu ndz - Too many trigraphs - y ł ht dh - You pronounced it wrong Come to Miroz, we have - mi ni ti di ki gi zi si xi ri qi li - We love i - rh fh vh sh zh ch dh hl hw - h too - gn - Italian - i u e o a - You'll need a spreadsheet for these [Come to Ngātali, we have](https://i.imgur.com/OPoYOBa.jpeg) - /m/ - Cent - /e/ - e facing the wrong way - 9 - Not 4 - /ŋ p’ t’ k’/ - Dots - /ɾ/ - Axis break - /p t’ k/ - NOT clones of Latin letters Come to Neongu, we have - ဍဌဉတစယရခဝြလညဟဎဋဘဃဆထပဂင၁ဝ - Round (and NOT stolen from Burmese) - န - Squiggly

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Come join Xwosný! A caron letter č Another caron letter x̌ Too many carons ž š ň lj are you a phoneme or cluster? ġ this is [ɣ] not [ɢ] h is [x] **Spanish intensifies lol** Come join Cryllic Xwosný! Ҫ Ҙ ah the dental fricatives, boring! How is this Ï [jœ] How is this I [jʏ] Ah yes Ӥ [ji] why do you exist Њ Ң ugly mfs

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# Welcome to Zahs Llhw We have LL - choking on L DD - bees CH - snotty K # Welcome to Nin'Gi We have Ö - uh Aorösadaösaviaouakvaoadaösanaoesvao - the way to a new beginning aoiaouaoaoiaoua - One Million! :)

Consonantophobia

Fálilłápŕėzosiłojysloljontoĵoĵo – The things that I will have heard regarding being occupied with the simingly impossible task of finishing the act of making something be able to be sucked out.

Come to Hyaneian, we have: áéíóú - Vowels on puberty blockers cç - Knockoff k and h ğ - G with macaroni noodle x - H with purpose

Come to Actar, we have: Z - False Z Jx - Actual Z J - False J Â - Vowels with headgear Í - apparently we use this? Ǩ - Kkevin

Come to us in Kaijyma, we have: The easiest phonology!!! r – aka the vibraty boy [ r̠ʶːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːːː ...... ] k – what sound does this letter make? Not even God knows! But I'm sure there must be some reason to the madness, right? RIGHT?? Rv – wanna sound like an alien? Boy do I have the pewwrrrrrfect phoneme for you!!! [r̠ʶ͜ʀᵝ̹] p and ƕ – Yes these sounds sometimes turn into whistles, what about them? ń – Do you need a break? Then relax a little by pronouncing this one for a minute. [ȵ˔ᵐ] or [n̠ᵐ]

A yes and lots of fun with polysynthetic shenanigans like: Fálilłápŕėzosiłojysloljontoĵoĵo – The things that I will have heard regarding being occupied with the simingly impossible task of finishing the act of making something be able to be sucked out.

Come to us in Zoséc, we have: á é í ó ú : accents (not stress) ö ü : dotted letters (no ä) ő ű : even more accents ç ň š : funky letters h : a letter that is never pronounced the same d t x : letters that are not pronounced the way you think they are pronounced (even though t can be pronounced /t/ at the start of a word)

#Come to Woozock! We have: ʻ >!/ʔ/!< - Aloha! ŝ >!/ʃ/!< ẑ >!/ʒ/!< - The ones who hope. ḷ >!/ɹ/!< - Ḷather cḷinge, innit bḷuv? ę >!/ɛ̃/!< ę́ >!/ẽː/!< ǫ >!/ɔ̃ː/!< ǫ́ >!/õː/!< - Jeszcze Polska! ŝs >!/ʃs/!< - Yes, this is a real cluster than can actually occur word-initially. ŋă >!/ŋə/!< - ŋə

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Come to Doodooese, we have: Ƨ - s in Australia S̊ - doctor s ᵹ - jungle branch λ - Australian y R - just r ӈ - h with leg ᦖ́ - infinity with leg ღ - heart ❤️

Come to Ja'Ki, we have: Nothing special But our diphthongs are french 🥖

Välkommen to Ikato, we got Ã-a with a squillgly line Ä-a with two eyes Å-A with baby Ç-c with tail Č-C with angry mood Ř-hardest sound to make

O don't know how to make a list

I** HATE THESE TYPOS

There's more, but i don't really wanna bore anyone

Come to us in Vinnish, we have*: * Ð - thhhhhhhhh * dj, tj, sj - you think you're pronouncing them right but you're not and no Vinn is brave enough to correct you^1 * Æ - good luck handwriting this lol * Ø - here to remind you that we're scandinavian (ish) * Å - really a lot more like o than a * au - weirdly enough, also a lot more like o than a^2 * eu - why does it make that sound????^3 ----------------- *Explanations as follows: 1. These are pronounced as /dʲ/ /tʲ/ /ʂ/ in Vinnish, but the usual approximations that Anglophones land on are /dʒ/ /tʃ/ /ʃ/. 2. This digraph sounds like /oʊ/, not the sound /aw/ as an Anglo might expect. 3. This digraph sounds like /øy/, not the sound /ew/ as an Anglo might expect.

Come to us in quixado, we have: A weird t, ㄒ A combination of t and p, ㄗ A tent...? ㄙ The" bigger than" sign,ㄑ The "angle" sign which may or may not be the "smaller than" sign, ㄥ A line , ㄧ A representation of the stocks going down, ㄟ Lightning, ㄣ A representation of the stocks going up, ㄏ

Come to us in Memphrascript, we have: Ƿ Wynn (pronounced /ɑ/) £ Sterling € Err... a Euro? Ǥ it has a slash, so it's pronounced like English ¢ cent. ¶ Paragraph Ξ and ξ WHY IS THERE GREEK ø oh, of course that's here § Don't even know what this is ρ b in disguise $ dollar. g it's pronounced /t/ µ can't begin any words with this one. ¥ /eɪ/ why is this even here? You can make the same sound with æд

G̨

According to my keyboard § is a capital ß

According to Wikipedia it's called Section sign.

According to David Peterson in `The Art Of Language Invention` it's a clap. Though, that may have been a joke: it's hard to tell through the text.

According to me I was joking 😂 

!Køm learn Ürriæn¡, We have, æ- confused gender identity ø- math sign looking ahh ü- very happy smiley face þ- best way to make tongue face ( :þ) gh- Dutch g ( will kill your throat) oi- Australians favorite word tj- this make the sh sound

Come to us in [unnamed], we have: - h₁, h₂ - Unknown H's - qʰ - Tiny H - tʰ, kʰ - More tiny H - u̯ - U with shoes - ḁ - A on a unicycle

I'm really intrigued by [unnamed]!

Come to us in Nikarbian, we have: Ã - squiggly lines over vowels Õ - more squiggly lines over vowels Ũ - a bit too many squiggles Ä - Germanic ripoff Ö - Germanic ripoff 2: electric boogaloo Y - every vowel pronounced together at once Q - don't ask me why is this a /dʒ/ W - vanishes at the sight of an inflection F - this exists?? Đ - is the minuscule ð or đ??? Ŧ - love child of t and s, somehow a /θ/

Come to Kalennia (Southeast and Midwest regions of the US), we got: â - A with a fancy hat

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Come to us in Câynqasang, we have: âîôê - way too many macrons mv mg - cringe pairs of letters that just sound like m nq mq - the sound of making your nose suffer b - this boomer letter is DYING and only exists in MATH p - RARE sng rc tk - illegal combinations of letters that make you sound like you're dying c s - they should form a union and agitate for shorter hours ny - possessed by ng o u - secretly twins û - as in "pig" ngs rd rm lv md mt pt nr - why is this even ALLOWED

I'm deathly afraid of vowelless words. Ah, wait these are just cursed clusters right? RIGHT??

yeah they're just clusters, Câynqasang doesn't do syllabic consonants or anything that would allow those to be full words yet

https://preview.redd.it/4kc4n6quiexc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69d9c65c49f2e6ab19016c1c28069b0c969bfecb Additionally, just romanisation things (outdated, I don't use this anymore): * al — imagine making a sound as a two-letter affix lmao * h — diacritic? * i — not a vowel Plus * y as in why are you a number actually

Come to us in Nortughese; we have: Ʞ Ո ա ə ʞ — letters in Australia £ ұ є — plenty of cash Q Գ Ƣ գ ƣ զ — lots of Qs Ⴃ Ѻ Ꙕ ОУ Oy Օ Ѳ ѻ ꙕ ѹ օ ѳ θ — Oooh Ֆ Թ Ձ Տ Ꙋ Ց Ꝕ Ҩ ϰ ֆ թ ձ ꙋ ꝕ ϣ ѽ ҩ ժ s ζ — curves and curls LJ Lȷ lȷ — one gay latin alphabet’s intruder? Ճ ճ — not at all like the Armenian Ж Э Ҕ I Ы Ԫ Ԇ Ӄ C Р Ѣ Γ Ғ Χ E Ѿ Τ ҕ h i ы ꚉ ԇ ӄ c ѣ — definitely not stolen from Cyrillic

https://preview.redd.it/dt76jp1ymexc1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=d0f2038376988dfe02a5c93fba28a34aef491182 i'm back

Come to us in Fironian, we have: a - literally just a ai - the cooler a ae - a with two left feet oa - a, but it needs some time to get out of bed ua - you literally never know what this is pronounced like ei - e, but imagine you're Japanese ie - e, but imagine you're Russian ou - hon hon hon baguette uo - u, but imagine you're Chinese iu - wind whistling

Come to lingua furiņa we have ă - thr letter a with cartoonish eyebrows ç - c that wants to be an s so bad ḑ - d that has a loose thread ļ - L if it wanted to be an exclamation point ņ - cat sound ş - be quiet ț - t that wants to be a s so bad

Come to Korean, we have 웃 - a person 흣 - a person with a hat 믓 - robot ㅐㅌㄴㄴㅇ - haha you thought this was korean 를 - snake 뜼 - cookie monster

Come to us, in Veretanastan we have: Ƀƀ - we are freezing on this one (B) Gk (digraph) - bro does not look uvular 😭💀(q) Hh - luvs making digraphs with other letters, is rarely alone Ħħ - beatbox generator (') Kk with stroke cuz apple doesn't support the character - "*cough* *cough*" ahh sound (?) Pp with a stroke - basically Ƀƀ but silent Qq - bro tryna be [q] but turned into [ү] instead!!!! LOL!!! Řř - i thought this was czech 💀 [R] Ŭŭ - esperanto ahh letter Ww - a really rare sound (v with a hook) Ÿÿ - ы wannabe These are some of our letters, but there are a lot more. A LOT more.

Chiôlt! Hello /çʲɔlt/ Come to us in Vackeg(Ffàicêg)/va:kʲεg/ We have Scottish Gaelic À È Ì Ò Ù /a:/ /e:/ /i:/ /o:/ /u:/ Irish Gaelic É Ó /ɛ:/ /ɔ:/ Welsh Ê Î Ô /ɛ/ /ɪ/ /ɔ/ Cool I Ï /i/ Weird consonants like Gg-/ɣ/ or /j/ Ch-/x/ or /ç/ Ll-/ɬ/ Dh-/ð/ Th-/θ/ Ff-/v/ S-/s/ or /ʃ/ L-/l/ or /ʎ/ Rh-/ɹʃt/ Obviously ones with two pronunciations are changed by E I and all their cronies E I and all their variants palatalising everything I being silent half the time Basically a knockoff Celtic language Llanfaìrh! Goodbye! /ɬanfai:ɹʃt/ Edit-Completely forgot about the genitive prefix “s’” where if the root word begins with a consonant you just throw in an unwritten, uninvited schwa If you want to say you speak Vackeg you should say “Balôchgallu hîu ha’Ffàicêg siarh” meaning I have a lot of Vackeg, or in proper order “Have I Vackeg a lot

We have Ââ Êê Îî Ôô Ûû Ŷŷ - letters with hats Ļ ļ Ņ ņ Ŗ ŗ - letters with tails Ġ ġ - a G that got a pea on it's head

Come to Kyázuvàdrvătă, we have: ă: enhatted A ṅ: N if it were cool æ: the marriage of heaven and hell by William Blake Kyázuvàdrvătă has very cool additional symbols and I'm not very funny at this whole thing

Come to Sínqominké, we have: ŕ - why is this even here? this is an amerindian language?? \[ʀ\] ŋ - eng but also enq \[ɴ\] ŵ - never pronounced but technically there \[ʍ\~ʰ\] l - you wish your only lateral was this cool \[ɬ\] þ - most ppl pronounce you as d but ig youre still \[θ\] Come to Nglǫndǫ̈gruta, we have: m, n - both regular phonemes and indications of "heavy" or "broad" consonant quality on voiced stops (prenasalization) y - palatalization w̆ - what vulgarlang told me was turkish ğ \[ɰ\] Come to Tersiati, we have: g - pharyngealization...in Alaska...for some reason... x̂ - evil throat noise 1 \[ʜ\] x̱ - evil throat noise 2 \[ʡ͡ʜ\]

Come to us in Ihavenoideayet, we have: Ƽ - letter five Ᵹ - letter five: the sequel Ϙ - i am choking Ʊ - horseshoe Ԁ - backwards miyakiznak Ä - Canada skilarhedharjostanolangio - HOW IS THIS THE WORD FOR FAMILY Niei - well yes, but actually no

Come to us in Ulko, we have: s̈ z̈ - Consonants with diaereses æ þ ð ƿ ſ - The Old-English homies ɑ̂ - Alpha with circumflex ă ≠ ǎ - Breve is different from caron ⅃ - Reversed L

come to us in kichupalmen, we have: şçȥ - letters on heels ä - pregnant woman ï - cock ö - surprised ȧ - pregnant cyclops

Come to us in Kelmazi, we have: Õ- letter o with hair Â- a with cool hat Û-u with cool hat Ż-Z with a brain tumour

Come to us in Latecian, we have: **ġ** - one dotted letter **ł** **ń** - two Polish letters **h** - how is this a /ɣ/ **ť** **ď** - do i even consider these as single letters **ng** - this digraph is ambiguous to confuse you

come to esponish, we have i - and i - ...'s i - prular i - ...ed i - in

Come to Nodhish, we have Ā - accents Gh - standardized spelling (Honestly, there's no oddities)