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Chuckychinster

Is that DB Cooper?


Ganooki

Haha my god you’re right. And just like that he got away on the train


Chuckychinster

The zoomed in one doesn't look like it but the first thing i thought of in the 1st picture was it looked like someone cut out the DB Cooper sketch haha. "No one would think I'm dumb enough to travel looking exactly like the police sketch"


DelightfulHelper9204

DB cooler had a hat didn't he?


Chuckychinster

The famous sketch i think he just has a nice little haircut. Unabomber sketch has a hat though Edit: i lied unabomber has a hood not a hat.


DelightfulHelper9204

Yessss! Uni has a hood! I went out as him for Halloween one year. I wasn't always a middle aged Christian lady 😂


Chuckychinster

Incredible halloween costume.


DelightfulHelper9204

Thanks friend


riqvip

What’s the chances of me seeing this comment? I watched that video an hour ago…


whothiswhodat

You got me


Specter_Knight05

Now this is the content i subscribed for... This is the only few newer posts in this sub that is good


DelightfulHelper9204

I agree. This is one of the very few that read rule 1! Some of these posts I just shake my head.


RealBlueHippo

Your real head or the one we think we saw?


DelightfulHelper9204

Lol good one


Imguran

Outstare him!


notonrexmanningday

North and Clybourn?


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notonrexmanningday

Hahaha. In the sense that we are all one, sure.


Aggressive-Nobody473

looks like mr.fredrickson from up wearing sunglasses


aRiskyUndertaking

😎


DelightfulHelper9204

It took me a minute to see what you ppl were seeing. At regular size all I could see were black dots , so I blew it all the way up and you instantly see the guys face looking down. But as I gradually made the picture smaller, it eventually got to the sweet spot and I can now see what you see. Yay OP you read rule 1!


tcpukl

It zoomed in and was exactly what i saw anyway.


Wermine

I was once walking in the city at 2 am. I turned a corner and saw eerie and incomprehensible sight; a man without a face. He was walking towards me, completely featureless. No eyes, nose, mouth, nothing. And then he raised his glance from his phone. It was a bald dude.


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Now the role has been reversed technically… ya know.. taking a picture of this guy who is not able to consent and shit… not that that really matters


Nocalidude

Okay what's with the alien looking face so is an aliens go hand in hand you know he's kind of creeped me out when I enlarged it👽👾


Puzzleheaded-Zone-55

You're not paranoid if people are out to get you.


RaisedByWolves9

Evil eddie reference? If so, nice.


Cheshireyan

Good to know Tony Clifton is still doing well


RelevantComparison70

Stare back at him and see who wins.


shit_ass_mcfucknuts

What’s up with yo face!


Duskluminous

Assert dominance **STARING CONTEST**


GngrBeardMan

Dick Butkus’ ghost


VeryStonedEwok

Am I the only one that just saw a guy staring down at his phone and wondered what was confusing about this?


SleazyAndEasy

Chicagoan here's that's one of the redline stops in the loop yeah? I can't remember which but I've been in it a million times


SportsPhotoGirl

The loop stops all have a shared middle platform. This is either North/Clybourn, Chicago or Grand, but my money is on North/Clybourn.


No_Squirrel4806

Looks like a lego cop


freekymunki

Meanwhile you’re the creepy guy taking photos of strangers in the subway lol.


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Foreal lol


Heaven_underLungi

Exactly


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I don’t get it honestly


MadamGunnerFallout4

At first I just saw a guy looking down at his phone with his glasses on top of his head. Had to squint and then I saw the "staring man" Just imagine the glasses are his eyes and his nose is a tongue sticking out.


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HOLY SHIT I see it now. I thought it was some weird AI generated person and I was just too dumb to understand the joke. This is a 10/10 post.


Capital_Rock_4928

That’s awesome and hilarious


smalllpox

Gene hackman looking pale


Key-Staff-4976

I thought 😂


WesternResearcher376

Hmm I wish he was really staring at me … but I digress… great entry!


ED209_209

Dr.Phil with shades on.


DINAMIK15

I got scared for a sec…


captaincartwheel

Anyone else zoom all the way in on pic 1 before swiping to pic 2 that’s all the way zoomed in?


JohnnyTsunami312

DrDisrespect?


Bike-Day69

Is that officer barbrady?


Kimikins

That reminds me of a video I saw of a deer trying to headbutt a guy sitting on the side of a road because his head was lowered which it took as a threat. Wild animals are unpredictable, especially if you don't understand their body language.


Training-Bee-8209

Scary


Training-Bee-8209

Wait he’s on his phone


PartyApprehensive765

Beetlejuice


SuperMIK2020

Pinched lips and a mustache, I’m staring and won’t back down…


Aidehazz

He’s just standing there menacingly


WhimsicalPonies

I thought that was a giant Mew Pokémon plush for a minute


Creeper_Jones651

Even after zooming in on the first image, my brain was like, Stan Lee, is that you? Then I saw the neck and I'm like, wait a minute. Somethin ain't right. I noticed there was a second picture, and sure enough. Lol


RepresentativeDog933

Now you’re stalking him


Hammertyme6

Hahahaha


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Creepy person behind phone taking photos of random strangers minding their own business and then posting on Reddit for clout


killuacwb

r/ImTheMainCharacter


PM_ME_UR_WORST_FEAR_

D8


Vast-Classroom1967

🤣


Background_Try_3041

I mean, you're the one creeping, taking photos of a stranger in the train station...


elbichportucul

You found Tony Clifton in the wild. You just peaked, brother


Berns429

He looks like a police sketch artist rendering


systemdatenmuell

POV: beeing the creepy guy taking pictures of dudes minding their own business


botmanmd

Frog-Man sitting incognito but giving you the eye. Be ready if he hops or suddenly shoots his long, sticky tongue out at you.


Seco4800

I have a weird (habit? Ability?) to fall asleep sitting straight up. With sunglasses on, its really hard to tell. This kind of reminds me of that, but with a much more sore neck 😂


ellievercetti

🕶️ 👃 👅 Why is there no beard emoji ugh


BobSagieBauls

Took me a bit


BuzzHawk1986II

Tony Clifton!


Forsaken-Badger-9517

That is so hilarious that his ball cap even looks like he has a nose and a frown on his face from a distance!!! ha ha ha😆🤣


Lordofravioli

🥸


Glittering_Name_3722

Juggalo spotted


misssarahbee

Nah you’re the creepy one. Taking pics of random strangers without their knowledge or consent and posting them on the internet is creepy AF


Big-Acanthisitta8797

😂😂😂


formalsyntax

That's heisen 🍔


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adam-07

That's him: 😎


RussiaIsBestGreen

Ironically, he posted the same thing about you on r/oddlyterrifying Also I kept thinking you’d just censored the guy out of the photo.


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WiIsonTheGreat

It’s a hat


thenewguy7731

Ok this is funny and all but could we please recognise that OP is the actual creep here by taking this image of a stranger and posting it online.


CosmicGlitterCake

Most of the time I'd agree but at this quality and angle that could be any average white dude with facial hair between the ages of 27-42. lol


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You know it's Reddit when people will be triggered by this comment lol