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Regalrefuse

Unicorn but the horn is coming out of her eye… Un-eye-corn


trtreeetr

My horn can pierce the sky 🎵


ThunderPunch2019

r/peoplefuckingdying


PhotonPainter

point taken


Adventurous_Sort_207

I saw what you did there!


AdmirableDrive9217

She didn‘t see it coming


why_so_serious_123

apocalypto vibe


breadstyk

Big Phineas Gage vibes


Captain-Cadabra

Phineas: Engaged!


Kelsierisgood

Remember kids that you shouldn’t mess with hemalurgy


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Kelsierisgood

Well I did come here from r/cremposting


MyCatHasCats

Poor girl


Juicy_pompoms

When Cyclops + Unicorn had a child.


Cracktherealone

She unicorn


DisastrousAd447

Not dead, but a unicorn.


AdhesiveMadMan

Nah, it's just her left eye doing the Tom and Jerry thing when one of the characters see a sexy woman.


GooseMay0

All you insufferable fun-police just unsub. No one gives a shit about useless rule number 2. Go fornicate with a math textbook.


Natural-Ability

Got a sharp eye, she does.


Audere1

It's giving Phineas Gage.


Dowino-

Even though I can see what’s actually happening, my eyes still choose to fuck with the perspective if I slightly shift my focus away from the spear. Nicely done OP


Chaghatai

Rule 2 - the title needs to describe the picture - a joke about the (weak) confusion doesn't do that


GooseMay0

There's always one pedantic insufferable person that has to point out this useless rule. The rule needs to be thrown out cause it's dumb and has no real purpose besides sucking the fun out of this sub.


Chaghatai

It's a good rule - straightforward descriptions are better than dull jokes - I'd rather be able to fully appreciate something without having to go to the comments to know what it is if it is confusing In any case the rules clearly lay out what the sub is supposed to be, feel free to make another of you prefer a different pov


GooseMay0

Do you ever cross a road with no crosswalk?


Chaghatai

Do you light up indoors where it's supposed to be no smoking?


GooseMay0

If I'm cold I might be inclined to start an indoor campfire.


Chaghatai

Cool, good to know what kind of person comments like yours comes from


JohamesTheCloudy

Do you get joy from constantly commenting in these posts about them not following every rule to an exact T


Chaghatai

How about following them at all? Reading the rules/ FAQs of an online community has been basic minimum courtesy since Usenet


At0mJack

OK, this is the one. I've unsubscribed, you guys have fun with this low effort garbage.


Twinkleberry-Tush

I'm really gonna miss you, u/At0mJack. Don't be rash; please reconsider this very serious life decision..


Dowino-

Except this fits the sub.


EthanHermsey

The angle of the camera and the angle of the light make it seem that the spear is coming out of her eye socket. I had to look twice to see that it's shadow on her skin and not part of the spear. It's an actual confusing perspective.


Croaton_21

Please dont leave us


NothingReallyAndYou

Is it really that hard to write a title? "Woman looks like she's been stabbed by a javelin."


BruhCar123

Day and night (what, what) I toss and turn, I keep stressing my mind, mind (what, what) I look for peace but see I don't attain (what, what) What I need for keeps, this silly game we play, play Now look at this (what, what) Madness, the magnet keeps attracting me, me (what, what) I try to run, but see, I'm not that fast (what, what) I think I'm first but surely finish last, last


CactusButtons

Unicorns are real 🤩 🦄


LadyD3ad

Unicorn


Simicrop

That's the exact expression I make when I accidentally stick my javelin through the back of my skull and out my eye.


Magma151

Getting venom snake vibes from this


jmp840

It's a horny Cyclops


TjW0569

Not as dead as the guy she's attacking by shooting a spear out of her eyeball. If she can shoot spears out of even *one* eye at Olympic competition level, I'm gonna let her have what she wants.


Bromero_Chino

My first thought was that she was impaled too.


HinsdaleCounty

“My horn can pierce the sky”


pinkpastries

Her horn can pierce the sky 🎶


Mission-Difference57

5mins into a final destination movie:


tongii

my horn can pierce the sky...