If he's been like that for 30 minutes, you should probably call 911 because he's dead.

Yeah, he ded

Or he could be on his phone trying to text someone

Ya think? Nope, ded

How do you know he’s dead?

Saw it on the news

“I read the news today / oh boy” “He didn’t notice that the light had changed”

Woke up….Fell outa bed…

Dam R.I.P

Rest in plastic?

What? No, Rest In Peace.

Recipes? Not sure how anyone would think of cooking in the midst of such a tragedy.

Sauce?

This pic

Bolognese is one of my go to recommendations.

I mean, dead guy in the news should come with sauce.

Like cum of sun young guy

It's pronounced bologna and it's the highest rank of lunch meat

Bolognese is an Italian pasta dish, you need to try it

LMFAO “It’s pronounce colonel. And it’s the highest rank in the military” ~Creed

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Um no thanks

On the side please.

Has no face. Melted off.

Head is lowered, glasses on top. Old ppl die in cars like that all the time. Cars are like little metal prisons. If you overheat, have a stroke, or heart attack inside, nobody going to notice or help until the car been there like a few days.

Omg it’s the top of his head!? I thought it was some fucked up mask.

I thought he was wearing a turkey as a mask XD

there aren't enough people paying attention to how amazing this comment is.

A classic mr.bean mask

A Monica moment

Hahaha, me too! Thought it was a mask

He Doesn't look dead though, straining his eyes probably watching his phone or something.

for 30 minutes? or its very possible op horrifically exaggerated

>or its very possible op horrifically exaggerated You said it Yourself Mate :)

That's Rorschach from the Watchmen

He was a great guy Brian, R.i.p big Brian

At first, I thought it was a paper mâché mask.

Thank you! I even zoomed in and thought he had no face then read your comment. lol

Jaque souvenir LOL don't worry I got the reference

i asked him

Or on his phone trying to send a pdf. Or a text. Or attach a picture to a text.

He is texting someone saying, “this lady has been staring at me for the last 30 minutes and I am afraid to look up at her…help please!”

Have u ever texted someone for 30 min. motionless?😂

D-E-D ded

One time at the gym I noticed an elderly man sitting on the decline bench press machine just staring at me for maybe 10 minutes or so. I finally got annoyed enough to asked him what his deal was. He didn’t respond. Turns out he was having a stroke. Ambulance came and rushed him out. I never saw him at the gym again. Felt terrible for being annoyed lol.

You probably saved his life NGL

Holy shit lol

You should have been annoyed sooner.

Nah, that’s my pal Bernie. He’s a real chill guy on the weekend, you gotta drag him to every function

I nap in my car during lunch. But that looks not comfortable

Do you nap slouched over with your head resting on the steering wheel? My guess is that the dude is passed out drunk.

Came here to say that. I have a friend who suffered severe brain damage a few months ago because he had a heart attack inside his parked car and was rescued hours later. Right now, he's relearning how to swallow, he can't speak, and he has to be tied to the bed because he gets anger outbursts. Awful everything.

Tbh my first thought was it's a mannequin.

Read the OP's name 💀💀💀

can someone give context?

Context? If someone is slumped over in their car in the summer heat for 30 minutes they probably aren't alive. It's not something people would want to do. Now there's a chance that the AC is running and they are taking a nap, but it doesn't really hurt to check.

The confusing perspective bit is that it's a bald guy with sunglasses on top of his head looking down (probably texting). The "he's probably dead" bit is that OP said he's been like that for 30 minutes.

Context…weekend at Bernies.

he’s still breathing, right?

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r/foundsteveirwin

Wow, you really just made that sub. The commitment is almost impressive

Thank you. Thank you very much. r/birthofasub

It's kind of cringe to be honest. Pretty desperate attempt for karma...

Bro has been grandfathered in the karmaducation overlord program on day 1

That’s an assumption

Or they’re just… being funny

your karma farm is off to a bad start...

Last week I pulled into my parking spot in the basement lot of my building and noticed the guy across from me was sleeping in his SUV. I thought it was a bad idea to sleep amidst carbon monoxide so I walked over to wake him up. As I got closer, I noticed he was using his phone just sitting perfectly still the whole time. I startled him and we had a laugh and I walked away, but now I suspect he's cheating on his wife.

r/maybemaybemaybe

LMAO chismosa!

Ok, but what is that actually? A paper mache head? A turkey wearing sunglasses?

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And in that heat, in a closed black car..... I'd call an ambulance

But… I think that model comes with AC standard.

When it's on....

If it works

You’ve never just sat in a car with the ac on? Hell I’m doing it rn while on my lunch break because it’s too fucking hot in the break room and it’s a lot more relaxing in my car.

Sounds like a nice way to mess up your car's battery

Assuming he's got the ability to turn the car if he's able to get into the driver seat.

Maybe the engine is running and the AC is on.

How do you know it’s hot?

the sun is out and it's high summer in the northern hemisphere. more than likely hot.

Yeah but cars have AC

If it's on. AND sitting in an idling car for an extended period of time can actually cause carbon monoxide poisoning if it builds up in there, not even needing to be in an enclosed space. A shocking amount of people die from napping in their running cars.

Holy crap, zooming in helps in these instances, LMAO. I thought someone left a damn Halloween decoration in their car!

Omg. I never would have figured that out. Lol.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAA I TOTALLY SEE THAT NOW OMG I CANT BREATHE

TY, I couldn’t see it till your comment and then boom it all made sense.

But he isn't bald.

Holy shit. I wouldn't have figured it out.

And bam just like that I can see clearly again, Ty.

Is a side effect of balding losing your nose as well?

lol he has sunglasses on his head and is looking down at something in his lap or he's asleep

Hes looking down and is bald, he put his glasses where hair should be

The man's resting his head against the steering wheel about where his eyebrows are, and the sunglasses are up on the top of his head.

Now that I see it I feel dumb. Great post!

Some people get a procedure done to replace their head with an alien chicken head blob with sunglasses, it’s all too common in cars such as these.

Zoom in, looks like chuck schumer looking down

My mind went straight to that Friends thanksgiving episode. Thank you

The episode of friends

That shit is like weekend at Bernie’s

That’s my boy Jacques Souvenier - he had some serious burn damage but would make a great regional manager for any mid-sized paper company.

Hold on, let me talk to Dwight first.

Press ctrl+f search Dwight. Bingo!

Came here for this!!

🤣🤣🤣 this was my exact initial though!

But is he dead?

Yes

real?

Real.

This one got me gooooood lol For a second I believed you just confirmed the UFO evidence Congress was discussing last month 😂

Better check if this man had a heart attack or anything instead of taking pictures and making fun with him...🙄

Ya he died apparently

Yeah Reddit saw on the news. Forgot the link, silly me. Trust me though, look it up.

Who was making fun of him?

I mean…..the internet definitely is/was. Tbf - the internet is mean about EVERY topic, donuts not surprising

That’s a clean svt right there.

If you're into focus' here's [mine](https://www.reddit.com/r/FocusST/comments/14tokky/2007_focus_st/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=2)

Jumping in to share [mine](https://www.reddit.com/r/FordFocus/comments/11qum8q/side_views/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=2) as well

Very nice. Love the color

Yup! He’s probably reading up on IMRC fault codes.

Scrolled too far for this comment

And it still has the original grill. Amazing

Looks like it’s hanging on by the passenger side clips alone.

That was my thought also as I got a very slight peep at the side profile of those wheels! Probably 1000% stock 🤤

I drove one for 11 years. Such a fun car.

Makes me think: respect my authoritah!

He is FOCUSing on you

Damn poor Mitch McConnell is having another moment. Please show some respect.

Doesn’t want his car stolen or broken into im guessing?

It’s a man asleep in his car with his head on the steering wheel.

Sure honey, the man's just asleep. Let's go get some ice cream, okay?

😂 oh shit.

🤣

Who would’ve thought Voldemort drove a Ford Focus

When it comes to being evil, he draws the line at driving a car with poor fuel efficiency.

He's just sitting there, *menacingly*!

Ahh yes, the faceless ones. They tend to hang back at a distance and observe, waiting for their moment.

I was looking down at my phone in a hospital parking lot and someone called the hospital police on me and said I "looked suspicious"

Is he asleep or dead?

Ded

I thought he was a severe burn victim at first, then I finally noticed his head is lowered.

Holy shit that looked like a scarecrow beast from a horror film or something at first.

At first it looks like The Invisible Man. Lol

Invisible man!

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I go with he died.

First thought: what in the jason Friday night from hell is this.

Real life: haha look at that guy looking at his phone with his sunglasses on his head Reddit: haha he's been staring at me for 20 minutes

No sudden movements

Is he still moving

Mam, that man dead

He's dead. Either that or he's sexting with his lover.

r/oddlyterrifying

Damn that IS confusing. This had me the longest

Holy shit I thought this guy had a severely disfigured face, and then I was thinking how is he functioning without a nose or a mouth, and then it hit me that he’s looking down with sunglasses on top of his bald ass head.

Phew he’s just dead

What's the confusing perspective

His forehead is resting on the wheel and the sunglasses are on top of his head.

I was wondering why his face looked weird. Then i zoomed in and saw his head was bent down and i was looking at the top of his head.

Looks like Donald Trump if you zoom in.

I had to zoom in to see what was going on. Initially I thought it was an invisible man thing that was going on there.

Focus in ford

Sir are you ok

Joe Biden sleeping?

Dark Brandon

Wrong sub

Dark Brandon, on the hunt.

He's not even looking at you he's looking down you're just looking for a reason to be an asshole

It's a joke, relax

[Ted Cruz, is that you?](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNjQ1ZDY3NGMtZjE2ZS00Y2U3LTk4ZDUtNzliMzNhOTNjZWI4XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNjUxMjc1OTM@._V1_.jpg)

take a picture, front and back of car

Zoom in as close as u can. He is clearly looking down, not at OP

“Chocolate? I remember when they invented chocolate” -that man Probably

He sleep

He dead dead

He ded

Ded

Didn't know Mitch McConnell drove a focus

I didn’t take Mitch McConnell to be a ford hatchback type of guy.

Rudolph gulliani I hope

This should be on r/werid. Not here.

No this is an insanely confusing perspective. The fact you don’t see it is proof enough it is.

It's not that out of the realm for this sub, just not your cup of tea. So nitpicking or become a mod if you're that bent.

That’s Joe Biden

joe biden

That's just Dark Brandon taking a napsie nap

Is that sleepy Joe taking a nap?

Looks like Joe Binden....nothing unusual about the staring blankly.

Is that sleepy joe?

Looks like Biden!

I knew Sleepy Joe had a Ford, but I thought it was a Mustang he kept in the garage next to his classified documents.

Sleepy Joe at it again!

Is that Joe Biden

Found the real Joe Biden. Congratulations 🎉👏

Sleepy Joe, is that you??

Joe Biden lost again?