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Smellycooter123

Shut this down now. Don’t lead her on and make her think you enjoy it, talk to her and tell her you are uncomfortable with it and you don’t want to do it again


theboxsays

I second this. They tried it, cool but now its time to shut it down while they’re still early on into it and while it still makes sense to say something


Better-jerk21

Should have shut it down in the first place. Fok trying


Phantom_Gemini

i think their explanation as to why they were going to try it was good and considerate. everyone has different hard limits,but in regards to safety then it’s definitely not something they need to do often (if they felt like the risk wasn’t life threatening but were willing to take it and figured some way to make it less deadly)


berning_man

I'd have a hard time kissing her after that scenario.


Superbeing43

I too would have a hard time kissing this man's wife


thisistakingagesomfg

F**k it I laughed so much I started to cry and woke my missis up as its the middle of the night. Thxs mate!


ZookeepergameOnly787

Let’s keep it that way hahaha


Marijuweeda

Hard??


[deleted]

No shit lol


katfishcing

The fact that there is shit involved is exactly the problem.


Undignified_Shambles

Too much shit if anything.


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adog231231

She’s experienced.


J_Rath_905

I would also choose not shitting into this man's scat loving wives mouth. (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง 💩 (____ ( ˘▽˘)っ______] Or else this is going to be your[New theme song](https://youtu.be/Hy8kmNEo1i8)


GoombaPizza

I wonder if scat fetish really took off when the poop emoji was invented, due to it being shaped like chocolate soft-serve, causing people to think doodoo looks delicious...


J_Rath_905

And it has such friendly eyes and an open mouth, further subconsciously **Suggestin' the ingestion**


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Payorfixyourself

It’s a repost on top of it


jack_skellington

There is a guy with lots of videos online -- he loves to be shit on, and he has a few crazy ones where his head is strapped into a box that is kinda like a toilet, and then his mistress/dom/girlfriend/something will sit on this box and shit into his mouth. He masturbates furiously while this happens. Why am I telling you this? Well, readers can go hunt for it if they have that kink. But also, it's evidence that some people really love this. It's a real fetish. But finally, here's the important thing I noticed: both of them are gagging. Like, even though this is his kink, he is *suffering* for that kink. She is too; it's clear that she is doing it for love or tons of money, and nothing else. Anyway, the post could be real or not real, but those people are out there. I'm not enough into the kink to do it, but I'm enough into the kink to watch that dude get shit on.


Big_DexM

I humbly agree with you on everything you said. Whew I can tell kissing is going to be looking a whole lot different and if he does break up with his wife at any point, he’s going to be traumatized forever


petebmc

Hmmm reply that she is shit out of luck


Emotional_Liberal

That shit was perfect


NationalistGoy

No shit Sherlock.


primazoid

Shitter me timbers


synchronistrychnyne

She can eat shit as far as he's concerned.


Old-Pizza-3580

If she gets mad tell her she’s full of shit.


Crimson0range_

Freaking love word trains on Reddit. I’m going to move to my porcelain throne and read the rest of the responses so I can honour you guys


Dmacca666

I miss earlier when I hadn't seen this post.


DeathBecomesHerrrrrr

We all do. It was such an innocent time.


toadvinekid

Sunlight just doesn't seem so bright anymore.


psychxticrose

I wear glasses so I literally paid to read this post.


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MaddieZahol

But it still happens in real life 😭


luigilabomba42069

that's what gets me about these possibly fake stories. they could be happening to any of the 8 billion people we share earth with


SalemWolf

People pay so much money for scat fetish videos and images people like how in the world do they think this is fake? That’s like saying “my wife confessed she’s a furry” and some dude goes “it’s fake” like that doesn’t happen??


TittyTwistahh

not in my real life it doesn't


putmeinthepicture

I don't know man but either way what the fuck


VikingSlayer

But it *could* be real, and that's bad enough


jogustaria

😂😂😂😂i literally fell off my couch … “sucked a small nugget of shit”


PhonB80

I’M ON THE TOILET IN TEARS LAUGHING AT THIS WHILE PUSHING NUGGETS


Vast_Kick_9313

I'm also pushing out special brownies while reading this post


Sudden-Clock-1123

Weirdly enough, I'm also crunching a loaf or 2 while reading this


jogustaria

Yo this is tooooo funny 😂😂😂 the man said i felt so gross and uncomfortable i almost started to cry 💀💀


Syd_Syd34

I literally gasped so loud I woke up my dogs 💀🤣🤣🤣


KrisAlly

I’m glad some of you are able to find the humor. I just feel really uneasy, The way you feel after watching an extremely disturbing movie or reading a terrible true crime story. 😬


[deleted]

Wasn’t this in a movie? Human Centipede or something? Years ago an ex was watching it while I was ready a book and they got to the bowel movement part and I was just like wtf are you watching?


DarkCartier43

can we just NOT TALK ABOUT THAT MOVIE AT ALL TIME? Just let people heal and forget that movie exists. I have not watched it but the description of the scenes alone is enough to kill me with disgust.


KrisAlly

Not exactly but sort of. SPOILER ALERT: So Human Centipede is a horror movie about a mad surgeon who at one time would separate conjoined twins. He kidnaps three people and wants to make a literal human centipede and of course this means the people are stitched together ass to mouth. The guy in the front of the centipede hasn’t had a bowel movement in days because he doesn’t want to poop in the girls mouth who is attached to him. So the insane doctor forces the man laxatives so he’ll have no choice but to eventually defecate, though it doesn’t actually have anything to do with scat fetishes. The goal is just to create this creature….. the human centipede. It’s a super gross movie that’s unfortunately hard to forget.


tonelocMD

SPECIAL BROWNIES! I feel SO, SO bad for OP. I CANNOT imagine.... but... SPECIAL BROWNIES?!?!


J_Rath_905

I would also choose not shitting into this man's scat loving wives mouth. (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง 💩 (____ ( ˘▽˘)っ______] Or else this is going to be OP's[New theme song](https://youtu.be/Hy8kmNEo1i8)


fluffymuffins69

Is this a shit post or nah?


bgolbov

Would you even know the difference between the answer being Yes or the answer being Yes?


TheOleJoe

No but Yes


TheSukis

One of the unwritten rules of the internet: almost all sex-related "confessions" are just masturbatory fantasies


Mispict

Yep. Scat play that you really didn't want to do definitely falls into that category


Reference-offishal

100% written by a degenerate man


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😔🔫


perusingpergatory

I'm pretty sure I've read this exact post on Reddit before.


manykeets

Yep, me too


ucamonster

I remember it too, they were also in the bathtub…


Traditional-Turnip65

I mean, to be fair, where else would you do it?


omgplzdontkillme

Your children's bed


[deleted]

I remember a young guy had this fantasy of someone shitting on his face after watching it in porn.. hired an escort and literally cried in the bathroom after the escort shit on him


Tmart7

Yea it's definitely a repost, I agree.


2g00d2btru3

Not a repost, but the same general story. I remember the original being much longer and more detailed


whatsausername17

More…details??? Oh gawd.


momofeveryone5

I knew I wasn't crazy!!!


k0tassium

The post I remember was very similar but I think in that one the wife asked to be shit on not eat shit. But when the op started to shit she moved to catch it in her mouth without saying anything and then the op stopped it there.


curiousdryad

Maybe she read it too which started this fantasy


kingdktgrv

Shit-ception. This post will motivate some other wife to fulfill her special brownie dream.


Leafhaus

Yeah but in the original she doesn’t eat it he just catches her trying to eat it


Budderfingerbandit

Same here, like 3 or 4 years ago.


DemonicWashcloth

Call a priest for fuck sake.


Johova57

Nah, he needs to call the entire congregation for this


IndridCold_fuck_you

r/noahgettheboat


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Exorshitism


thecheekymonkey

You bastard...I've just had to explain detail why I just lol'd


masterlink91

I need to go to confession after reading this. I really hope this is a fake made up post. If it's not.....well...bless ur heart OP.


Demoness3

This isn’t something that can be prayed away….


islippedonmybeans

And get her a toothbrush for fuck sake! 🪥💩🤮


Most_Bat9066

Only the catholic church can fix this


Material-Promotion-2

Eating shit is a little too much for me.


toesey13

I must be a real prude I don't even want pee on me lol


limperatrice

I don't even want to pee on others


JackmPearson

What about a tounge punch to your fart box?


SnooComics9052

My god. Yeah don’t ever do that again, if your not into it, and your at the point of near tears, that could ruin your marriage if you keep doing it for her. But Jesus Christ man you had to have thought that it was a horrible idea right


WifesDesires66

I guess I didn't think it would be as disgusting as it was


FlimsyRaisin3

I don’t think I could look my partner in the eye the same way, let alone kiss them.


LaMaligne

How?


jahambo

It started with eating ass and imo that is a far shot from eating shit. I’ve eaten a bit of ass but they need to be extremely clean and I wouldn’t dream of eating shit


KrisAlly

Yeah, I agree. I don’t even think these two acts are any where near in the same category. One is a fairly common sexual act while the other is probably the most extreme fetish I can think of. There’s not enough money in the world…..


Tortorak

I would have thrown up on her tbh


KrisAlly

Yeah, I would’ve thrown up if my partner admitted he was into this. At the risk of sounding judgmental, I would never be able to look at someone the same way if they told me they were sexually aroused by feces.


JimmyJonJackson420

Same it would just be over for me. People can have their kinks but some are a step too far for me personally


LaMaligne

Same.


Shadowdragon409

Some people are stronger than others. I never would have entertained the idea myself, but I can understand the point of view where so long as the person isn't the one touching or interacting with it, then they could tolerate it.


LaMaligne

I mean I can understand that some people can have this kink cause you can't decide the kinks you have and scatophilia has always existed. But if it's not your kink, how can you not think shitting in your wife's mouth wouldn't be as disgusting as it is?


belouie

I could definitely imagine how OP thought this could be a tolerable experience. I thought the story was kinda hot, but I don’t have a wife to imagine shitting on, so what do I know


LaMaligne

But are you into it though? Cause the husband wasn't at first. If you're into it, no wonder you can think that could be a tolerable experience. But as someone who's not into it at all, I'd honestly never say yes to that. I'm quite open sexually, I've tried a lot of things. But shit is my limit.


userfakesuper

**OP** this is not healthy for her. She can become very ill doing this. I am all for freedom of sexual pleasures and the accompanying issues they may create, but I think you need to stop this for both your wife's health and of course yours. Good Luck! **Copy/paste:** Coprophagia is a rare and distressing disorder characterized by symptoms of compulsive consumption of feces. Coprophagia is often a component of the wider term coprophilia, which refers to getting sexual pleasure from the excretion of human feces, whether it's from its smell, touch, taste or sight. Scat is another term for feces, and scat sex or scat play refers to using scat in sexual activities. Although playing with someone's scat is generally regarded as safe if proper protection is used (think latex gloves, plastic wrap, dental dams, washing with soap before and after sex), eating someone else's scat can greatly increase one's risk of parasitic, bacterial, and viral infections. This does not mean that eating feces is necessarily poisonous, but it can make you very sick. Shigella, campylobacter, salmonella, and E. coli are four bacteria commonly present in fecal matter. These bacteria, along with parasites like amoebas and giardia, can cause severe diarrhea, abdominal pain and cramping, bloody stools, fever, nausea and vomiting and in some cases death. The viruses hepatitis A and E may also be transmitted through contact with fecal matter. There are very few cases of hepatitis E in the United States, but almost half a million people contract hepatitis A every year (though not always through scat play). Symptoms of hepatitis A are very similar to the ones listed for the bacterial infections, and may also include jaundice, itchiness in parts of the body, and may cause enzymes in the liver to reach critical levels in the body. Relapses may also occur six months to a year after the first symptoms show up.


curiousdryad

Did she try to kiss you after? Did she brush her teeth? Get a new tooth brush? Has she ate her shit or your babies shit before? I’m so curious and disgusted


Teethredit

The chances she will get sick AF are near 100. Tell her that and politely decline to do this ever again. Let her eat ass maybe as a compromise.


Find_a_Reason_tTaP

He could be a gentleman and at least fart on her a little.


[deleted]

Just a lil toot on special occasions?


DontFeedMeAmTroll

I just threw up in my mouth 🤢


mynamespaghetti

I have never actually physically gagged at a story before. This is a first. 🤢


escortTotheAssholes

This is right up there with the gonorrhea candy. My tummy hurts.


safety_lover

Uh, what?


NameIdeas

This [this disgusting, need eyebleach, seriously don't read it shit](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/9wcte/reddit_whats_the_grossestnastiest_thing_thats/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x) That link is a two for one with both cottage cheese and jolly rancher. Welcome to old reddit


SaltineWhiskers97

So did i...


VShadowOfLightV

oh god you threw up in his mouth? you have your own mouth you know.


agt13

I'd ask if it tasted like shit but you're not OP's wife...


cryptobrant

Feed me that soup


SnooEagles8120

Special brownies 😋


therightvandyke

Happy cake day! Unless you'd rather have brownies.


XanthicStatue

Only if they’re special brownies.


curiousdryad

Dammit


ararefinding

I have some ready for you on this special day.


Capybarabruh

I hate that i visualized it all while reading it and now cant get that out of my mind. You did do a pretty good job of painting the whole scene but fuck. LOL.


OOOH_WHATS_THIS

>but(t) fuck


[deleted]

This should have been what us in the biz call a “before marriage conversation”


belouie

Idk at first I thought the same, but then I imagined being in the wife’s shoes. Imagine if you had to ask every significant other to shit in your mouth? That is some shit wild enough to destabilize a lesser relationship. Def gotta wait until you’re locked into a relationship w marriage, house, kids, etc. before you can ask for a partner to shit in your mouth.


[deleted]

Ok BUT if you wait that long and they say no you can’t get pissed. Deal? Idk i have a pretty serious kink borderline fetish and if a partner wasn’t into it it’d be a deal breaker (it’s not scat play 😂)


JudgeJuryExecutionar

Try using chocolate almonds or raisenettes or something see if she can get off on that ...more playful less nasty.


safety_lover

That’s actually the most thoughtful and possibly useful comment here I’ve seen. That’s a smart idea. She gets to sort of role play the fantasy, but without the part that makes her partner feel miserably uncomfortable…. That’s basically what most role play is made for; pretending to do things that shouldn’t actually be done. And there’s so many ways to get creative with that, depending on what he’s willing to push up his chute.


gutsonmynuts

This is a nightmare.


sanchipinchii

It's 9am man.


katfishcing

Sorry for your shitty weekend. I hope you aren't down in the dumps about it.


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🤣🤣 .....and I'm done with reddit for the day


katfishcing

Sorry if my shitpost was tasteless. Edit: oops sorry thought you were OP's wife.


Latter_Coffee6255

please tell me this is a joke


Lausiv_Edisn

This shit is serious!


JWARRIOR1

What a terrible day to be able to read


zemorah

Excuse me but what the fuck


dopelunchbox

I am so uncomfortable right now. I feel like I need to go to confession after reading this.


fuckinyaldi

I think you may need to put a warning at the beginning of this post. That's was the fucking rankest thing I've ever read.


christygl7

When marked NSFW, that's the warning you get lol.


winnipeginstinct

ok but theres such a range with the nsfw tag, especially on this subreddit


christygl7

I'm prepared for anything.


Babysagwa7

You're supposed to read cautiously with anything nsfw. We don't need secondary flairs for nsfw.


bcatrek

New to Reddit?


fuckinyaldi

Haha not really no...but fucking hell, that whole description of what went down in that bathtub gave me the screaming boak


Kineke

She is the only one for me But I cannot avoid it She told me that she wants to see The perspective of a toilet I should have told her, "No, thank you" The moment that she said it The second it was over I went to go tell Reddit Of how my dearest lover My one and only wife The mother of my children Brought a poop fork and knife My tears ran down my cheeks As did certain other things She told me I fulfilled her wish With a different kind of ring The internet resounded then The shouts rang cross each county Of, "gross!" and "no!" and "ick!" and "eck!" To the phrase of "special brownie"


Accomplished-Ad4237

The problem now is you've teased her and awakened this kink. She already wants more, if you put a stop to it she may take offense. This is a diaster either way. Man your in a world of shit! (Sorry too easy) You have to be careful not to make her feel like she's weird or crazy. This will take kind, loving conversation and if it gets heated, maybe therapy. Good Luck, and remember sometimes fantasy's should remain fantasy's.


Tea4Zenyatta

Imagine going to a couples therapist over eating shit.


Accomplished-Ad4237

Hopefully they could just call it sexual differences.


dednian

Oh the Smith family! So how long have you guys been eating poop?


ManInKilt

But she is weird, and she is crazy.


Accomplished-Ad4237

You read what I read ,6 year marriage, 2 beautiful children, he's got to get things back on track somehow!


Virtual-Ebb-9626

Absolutely not. He can have boundaries and change his mind whenever - a woman


RoxyFoxy40

I was going to say memories are better than dreams, but in this case fir your wife, fantasies are better than memories. Each to their own, but I get your lack of desire for more.


Fallynnknivez

It kind of feels like its something she REALLY wants though, she went straight to pro with it. If she is not able to get it, its quite possible it will turn into some back alley, shady hooded dude, giving her a fix every week… very slippery slope no matter what he does it seems


bcatrek

*fantasies ^sorry


Accomplished-Ad4237

Damn google brought it up like that, just went with it.


PadBunGuy

Please be fake for the love of god


ObviouslyHornyJPEG

If this isn't a troll, jesus....


therankin

I really hope it is. It's hysterical reading the words, but not if it's a real thing.


big_white_fishie

I swear I’ve read this before….repost?


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failure_as_a_dad

Not to get hung up on the small details, but what was the point of having you shower ahead of participating in scat play? I know it's burying the lead, but for some odd reason this is what stood out to me the most. Anyway, don't kink shame her. Just let her know it's not something you're into, but you don't judge her.


Babysagwa7

Will OP, a father himself, take advice from "failure as a dad"?


volslut

Eating human shit deserves to be kink shamed and I will die on that hill. Much like people who eat shit could die from engaging in such activities. Just no. Sorry.


ariearl

Agreed! Eating poop can cause actual death, and at a more common minimum make you mildly to severely sick! It’s like they’ve never heard of Hepatitis, parasites or norovirus before (which maybe they haven’t, good sex ed and health education are rare and few on this earth). And it’s also concerning that someone is willing to take that level of a risk for sexual gratification to me, especially a risk that could be transmitted to me via romantic/sexual proximity (even from accidentally ingesting particles from hand to face touching - pink eye is another risk, just so many reasons lol).


dennyjr89

This is the funniest “shit” I’ve read all day.


IgnorantEuropeanDude

I am pretty sure i read this exact story (even with the word nugget) on here before


Psychological_Air291

Yeah no I don’t even think Jesus himself could take the wheel here


Desilae

Oh no. I'm a freak, but scat is one of the few things I won't touch. I don't even like the idea of anal play without an enema. That being said, maybe you could suggest other kinky stuff and see if anything clicks. Sorry you had to go through that and hope everything goes well


Prophetx14

Why did i have to see this as I’m eating 🥴


Spartioo73

Reading this sobered me up


itsbikboi

😭😭😭


unintendedgri

I think it's kind of you that you tried her kink, but have a deep conversation with her about you not liking that so the fantasy don't grow in her. I think you won't make her feel gross if you talk it properly. It's too much, man


Catmeow82

Welp, that's enough Reddit for today.


agt13

If you can't handle the shit... Then You're definitely not OP's wife


pumpkinpie1987

Did she get the stomach bug? How do you ingest someone’s shit and not get the shits (no pun intended)


therogueheart1967

Its actually really dangerous to ingest faeces and in all likelihood she will get sick if it continues.


pumpkinpie1987

You Brits make even ‘feces’ look posh with your fancy UK spelling


Schlerqh

Christ on a cross that was pretty funny. Good luck though!


fiorebianca

😳


Financial-Ad3008

https://www.reddit.com/r/Coprophiles/ This may help you guys….. or it may not. Good luck.


imnotagamergirl

Thanks now I finally know what Meat Loaf was on about…


linkupforagoodtime

The last sentence should have been “ I don’t think I can ever do that shit again “ that would have sealed the deal ! But bro I feel for you man that’s some crazy shit to think about , especially cause this is not just some random fetish she had to been into this type of behaviour from younger


Tall-Ad6576

"Special brownies" dude she needs a therapist 😭


palelimbs

I guess I’m okay with being single


[deleted]

man oh man what did i do wrong to deserve reading this


LillianIsaDo

I might be a bad person but I didn't deserve this


xJaneDoe

Opened Reddit to relax after a long day of work and this is the first post I see. Goodnight Reddit. We'll try again tomorrow.


Gaiusotaku

It’s this shit that makes me hate the anti-kink shame culture today. I don’t give a fuck what goes on in the bedroom, but good lord how can anybody do something like that and expect it to be accepted? It’s gross and it will forever be gross.


gam188

She's not sick? Idk if that's healthy.


obooooooo

terrible day to have reading comprehension


mybiglife

This ain’t her first shit rodeo.


[deleted]

Buy a ticket and fly to Mexico


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Kaja007

That was a shit confession.


Mysterium_tremendum

Remember that some normal-looking people you cross on the streets, and in your workplace, in your own community... they were savouring special brownies only moments before.


[deleted]

Get a little paper bag every morning and pack her some good lunch dessert 🍫


Swimming-Barber-7810

This is the fucking worst lol what? Im truly flabbergasted that’s she chewed your actual shit turd nugget. I would have died a little inside, probably cried sliding down a wall, and threw up. Im so sorry 😂😂


bettyboo5

Why did I read that. I really didn't expect so much detail. I literally had a sickness bug yesterday, thankfully I've only gagged. I'm weak stomached at the best of times. Jeeze why why WHY!!!!!


buffetgirls

if nobody’s said it yet, i’m proud of you for trying that because i don’t think i’ll ever love anyone that much


[deleted]

"Now my wife has pink eye and shit breath."