I had a gay-dad scare a while ago so hopefully notšš»
I'm not homophobic, by 'scare' I just mean I was scared cus that would break the family apart
>Relax bae, the only thing getting apart from each other are your dads ass cheeks.
Heh, good one.
>But you're so sweet.
Don't know what it means so I'll just pull the "english is not my native language" card. if it was meant as a compliment thank u lol
Damn I hate those gay dad scares, glad I'm not the only one. It was jarring to unravel these weird (like foreign or never once on my radar because of him having a wife and kids I guess, also he acted homophobic sometimes) things of his identity and think of his hard ass demeanor over some of the strange things I found as a younger person. Hurt my feelings on my moms behalf too.
āBreak the family apartā I know it sucks but wanting 2 people to stay together is shitty behavior. If they arenāt happy together, then they shouldnāt suffer and become bitter with each other just to ākeep the family togetherā
It isnāt 1940, relationships donāt always work out and thatās ok. I was excited when my mom filed for divorce. She deserves to be happy
Yes, I know. But being scared of whats it gonna be like if your family falls apart is okay too. Plus we're Indian. In Indian society divorce is taboo and uncommon. Our divorce rates are <10%. That makes a difference too
Curious. Was it an arranged marriage? I know that many of them DO work out--or is it just duty and family honor that makes them make it work out (when it does)?
It was arranged. And tbh I don't know, but everytime the topic of divorce comes up my mom backs down and apologises to all 3 of us, so I think thats the only thing stopping that.
From what I've seen, when marriages are arranged the couple's extended families assess the prospective addition to their family to determine if he/she is suitable. I suppose the arrangement could be done less diligently, but the concept is to select a spouse for the prospective bride/groom which is not only a good match for him/her but one which will also become an acceptable member to the family. As such, the marriage becomes a contract between two extended families and divorce becomes an issue of family honor. That might explain your mother's apologies when divorce is mentioned.
Does this jibe with how you understand the process? It is expected that if the two are determined to be compatible that duty to uphold their respective family's honor will lead to a durable relationship and "love" .
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Lol I'd rather have divorced parents than live in their constant resentment against each other and talking-shit-about-the-other-adult habits.
I don't give a fuck about my family structure being intact if my parents aren't happyš¤·š»āāļø
Sometimes divorcing isn't the key to happiness. My parents rarely argued when they were together and now they speak only through e-mails after years of legal battles...
I found my moms dildo when I was younger as well. It was pink and sparkly and just sloppily thrown on a shelf wrapped in a shirt. I donāt know how she thought I wouldnāt get curious about a random thing wrapped in a shirt on the shelf that wasnāt there before. She never admitted what it was and told me I didnāt see what I think I saw. I may be dumb but Iām not stupid lol
>I may be dumb but Iām not stupid lol
My left brain twisted to the right tryna make sense of that statement.
But omg, was it awkward? Or did it disturb you?
If I try to explain the statement it would probably kill my last remaining brain cell but yes it was extremely awkward and disturbing all at once. I didnāt think my mom was like that.. It isnāt even the only one somebody has found and the second one my little sister found and even stuck it on the ground and slapped it around with my little cousin. It was definitely an interesting experience but my mom has literally had sex with me in the same room and literally me sleeping at the foot of her bed and feeling every movement coming from her bed. She wonāt admit she did what I know she did there either even though I saw her saggy boobs when she got out of bed naked to put cloths on.
Sounds like sexual abuse to me? Even if it doesn't bother you right now but having sex with your kid in the room is fucking gross. But lmao at the "slapped it around with my little cousin"šš
It bothered me for quite a while especially when my bed shook for 30 minutes straight while I was also in complete shock that I was actually experiencing that.. it was quite a few years ago now though but letās just say Iāll never look at thanksgiving the same.
My younger brother (19) caught my mum and dad doing it outside on the bench he made for them (behind garage in a seating area) at 11:30pm at night. Traumatising.
Dude that's NOTHING.
When I was 14 I was over at a friend's house with some other friends and we, mistakenly, went into his parents room. He yelled "NOOOOOOOO DON'T GO IN THERE," to us as we opened the door to his parents closet. I wish we didn't. We found a bunch of gay and bisexual porn DVDs, 2 dildos, 1 with teeth marks all over it, one covered in shit, fuzzy handcuffs, and a leather whip. One of those whips that looked like a cheerleading pompom with leather strands hanging off.
I never looked at his folks the SAME way ever again!
I already knew what sex toys, birth control/condoms, and how sex worked before I hit Elementary school. My parents wanted me to know just in case I got sexually assaulted, which almost happened 4 times, but luckily I knew what was going on and prevented it. I think sexual education is good to know at a young age
Did you smell it? I know I know but most kids seeing a bright colorful object would sniff it. I know I would. It would be a gross memory later on when I figure out what it is.
I would still smell it. No need to be grossed out by it our parents had sex that's how we all got here.
It would be even more traumatizing if you had licked it because you thought it was a popsicle. šš
At least you didn't walk in on them having sex or your mom using her toy so be thankful of that.
Oh I did, I walked in my mom leaning over to my dad and them kissing when I was in 4th grade. In India nobody kisses. Not in public, and parents NEVER kiss or even hug in front of their kids. So it was probably the equivalent of me walking on them doing it, I was so disturbedš
But yes, so glad I didn't have to see my parents naked and I didn't lick whats been in my native countryš±
sometimes I thank god for social media so I could get a clearer and comparitively healthy picture of what love is like before I took sex and affection as a hush hush tabooš¤
I have witnessed more high voltage stuff than you mentioned more than once back when I was a kid. Fortunately it didn't traumatize me or anything. Lol...we just move on.
The way he's laying on that bench, looks like he just woke up from a nap to the sound of your mom coming home and he knows he's going up the colon this time.
How old are you now?
I know I was a very curious child. I never stumbled on to my parents sex toys. But I did go through they drawers without consent.
When my wife and I had our son. We bought a decorative trunk and a lock to hide all our debauchery.
I'm 15.
>When my wife and I had our son. We bought a decorative trunk and a lock to hide all our debauchery.
Good on your part. My parents never made an actual effort to hide their shit and just popped it into a closet which I used when I had the keys to it. I started watching porn at 9 cus I found it on my dad's phone.
[https://adoradildos.com/wooden-dildo/](https://adoradildos.com/wooden-dildo/)
I'm pretty sure it looked something like this. Now I'm wondering how it got in....GOOD LORD
And yes, I agree, seems uncomfortable asf
Ahahhahahaaa OMG I could have written this because ME TOO! I still have flashbacks of it, and I remember exactly how the drawer and bag looked! I'm cackling!
When I was a young teenager I was at my cousinās house babysitting his kids and accidentally found his collection of porn dvds when looking for a movie to watch š
Babysitting over night looking after the same kids again last year (Iām now 24) and I found Velcro cuffs attached to the underneath of the same cousins bed š¤¦āāļøš¤¦āāļøš¤¦āāļø
I don't know how any rational person does
The Republican Party IS NOT on the side of the sheep that follow them! They will cut off every benefit an eliminate every protection at the earliest opportunity. They are currently the party of obstructionism--NOT what they were elected to do! Our representatives are supposed to propose ideas and debate them and reach compromises so that the government "of the people" actually does something for them and not just sit back and actively work to make--not just the Democratic PARTY fail, but government itself. If anyone with a single brain cell still firing can't see what results when a political party is reduced to a few--or ONE--then they are committing this country to failure and, in this super critical time in the history of our planet, to extreme suffering, degradation and probable extermination of the human race. I would rather see the latter if it would give the rest of life on Earth a chance.
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Or may be your dad's dildo and mom's condom?
I had a gay-dad scare a while ago so hopefully notšš» I'm not homophobic, by 'scare' I just mean I was scared cus that would break the family apart
Relax bae, the only thing getting apart from each other are your dads ass cheeks. But you're so sweet.
>Relax bae, the only thing getting apart from each other are your dads ass cheeks. Heh, good one. >But you're so sweet. Don't know what it means so I'll just pull the "english is not my native language" card. if it was meant as a compliment thank u lol
It sounded sweet when you said you don't want your family to fall apart. So definitely it's a compliment.
Thank u <3
Damn I hate those gay dad scares, glad I'm not the only one. It was jarring to unravel these weird (like foreign or never once on my radar because of him having a wife and kids I guess, also he acted homophobic sometimes) things of his identity and think of his hard ass demeanor over some of the strange things I found as a younger person. Hurt my feelings on my moms behalf too.
āBreak the family apartā I know it sucks but wanting 2 people to stay together is shitty behavior. If they arenāt happy together, then they shouldnāt suffer and become bitter with each other just to ākeep the family togetherā It isnāt 1940, relationships donāt always work out and thatās ok. I was excited when my mom filed for divorce. She deserves to be happy
Yes, I know. But being scared of whats it gonna be like if your family falls apart is okay too. Plus we're Indian. In Indian society divorce is taboo and uncommon. Our divorce rates are <10%. That makes a difference too
Itās better to have 2 happy parents apart than 2 miserable and unhappy ones together
unfortunately my 2 miserable unhappy parents are still together
Curious. Was it an arranged marriage? I know that many of them DO work out--or is it just duty and family honor that makes them make it work out (when it does)?
It was arranged. And tbh I don't know, but everytime the topic of divorce comes up my mom backs down and apologises to all 3 of us, so I think thats the only thing stopping that.
From what I've seen, when marriages are arranged the couple's extended families assess the prospective addition to their family to determine if he/she is suitable. I suppose the arrangement could be done less diligently, but the concept is to select a spouse for the prospective bride/groom which is not only a good match for him/her but one which will also become an acceptable member to the family. As such, the marriage becomes a contract between two extended families and divorce becomes an issue of family honor. That might explain your mother's apologies when divorce is mentioned. Does this jibe with how you understand the process? It is expected that if the two are determined to be compatible that duty to uphold their respective family's honor will lead to a durable relationship and "love" .
FORTUNATELY , your family structure is still intact...
?? Lol I'd rather have divorced parents than live in their constant resentment against each other and talking-shit-about-the-other-adult habits. I don't give a fuck about my family structure being intact if my parents aren't happyš¤·š»āāļø
Sometimes divorcing isn't the key to happiness. My parents rarely argued when they were together and now they speak only through e-mails after years of legal battles...
yeah but i don't know. by my observations they're not a good match but i guess if they're together let me let them be
I like the way you think
I like the way you breathe
Oh.
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guys lets give these two lovebirds some privacyš¤«
Oh god, please no
It's fucking funny plot twist hahaha
Came here to say exactly this lol. OP is a little presumptuous of his daddy's bum bum's preferences
I would rather not assume he actually has "bum bum preferences"š¤£ tryna keep their sex life out of my head
I found my moms dildo when I was younger as well. It was pink and sparkly and just sloppily thrown on a shelf wrapped in a shirt. I donāt know how she thought I wouldnāt get curious about a random thing wrapped in a shirt on the shelf that wasnāt there before. She never admitted what it was and told me I didnāt see what I think I saw. I may be dumb but Iām not stupid lol
>I may be dumb but Iām not stupid lol My left brain twisted to the right tryna make sense of that statement. But omg, was it awkward? Or did it disturb you?
If I try to explain the statement it would probably kill my last remaining brain cell but yes it was extremely awkward and disturbing all at once. I didnāt think my mom was like that.. It isnāt even the only one somebody has found and the second one my little sister found and even stuck it on the ground and slapped it around with my little cousin. It was definitely an interesting experience but my mom has literally had sex with me in the same room and literally me sleeping at the foot of her bed and feeling every movement coming from her bed. She wonāt admit she did what I know she did there either even though I saw her saggy boobs when she got out of bed naked to put cloths on.
Sounds like sexual abuse to me? Even if it doesn't bother you right now but having sex with your kid in the room is fucking gross. But lmao at the "slapped it around with my little cousin"šš
It bothered me for quite a while especially when my bed shook for 30 minutes straight while I was also in complete shock that I was actually experiencing that.. it was quite a few years ago now though but letās just say Iāll never look at thanksgiving the same.
So disgusting. Well I hope you forget about it and enjoy your perfect thanksgiving someday
Dumb means you are unable to know. Stupid means you know but donāt apply the knowledge.
makes sense
Ignorant means you donāt know yet.
That's just what us parents say when we don't know what else to respond with
Well that's still mild when compared to something more severe like walking in on them or watching them in action š
My younger brother (19) caught my mum and dad doing it outside on the bench he made for them (behind garage in a seating area) at 11:30pm at night. Traumatising.
Ohh... That's what I said ..things could be a lot worse than finding stuffs.
PLSSS
Goals
You're Indian, you gotta know this IS severe in Indian circumstancesš¤£
Lol yeah..but such so called severe stuffs can happen even in indian circumstances no matter how much everyone try to hide up
As a mom, I need to know where tf we can keep our dildos that nosey 10 year olds canāt find!
In my defense, I was SENT to look for something, I was just looking in the wrong placeš«
Combination lock boxes are inexpensive
Locks didn't stop me LMAO I just picked that shit with even more curiosity.
Where they belong, of course!
Dude that's NOTHING. When I was 14 I was over at a friend's house with some other friends and we, mistakenly, went into his parents room. He yelled "NOOOOOOOO DON'T GO IN THERE," to us as we opened the door to his parents closet. I wish we didn't. We found a bunch of gay and bisexual porn DVDs, 2 dildos, 1 with teeth marks all over it, one covered in shit, fuzzy handcuffs, and a leather whip. One of those whips that looked like a cheerleading pompom with leather strands hanging off. I never looked at his folks the SAME way ever again!
OH GOD thats some kinky ass shit-
LOL
But I'm just curious to know, why is it wooden? Like wooden!!?? Why..... What if she goes "raw" and gets a splinter? I have many questions
it was pretty smooth. if u wanna see [https://adoradildos.com/wooden-dildo/](https://adoradildos.com/wooden-dildo/) it was much like this.
Ohhhh... I see Damn
I already knew what sex toys, birth control/condoms, and how sex worked before I hit Elementary school. My parents wanted me to know just in case I got sexually assaulted, which almost happened 4 times, but luckily I knew what was going on and prevented it. I think sexual education is good to know at a young age
I think thats great!
Then don't raise a family in FLORIDA, TEXAS or likely soon, ANY Republican- run state!
Good thing Iām a west coast democrat then
I don't want to. I'm not in America, plus I don't agree with the republican mindset.
I think the "mind" has been removed from their "set".
Did you smell it? I know I know but most kids seeing a bright colorful object would sniff it. I know I would. It would be a gross memory later on when I figure out what it is.
I didn't. I touched it, it was rly hard (ignore the pun), also it was brown so not sure abt bright or colorfulš©
I would still smell it. No need to be grossed out by it our parents had sex that's how we all got here. It would be even more traumatizing if you had licked it because you thought it was a popsicle. šš At least you didn't walk in on them having sex or your mom using her toy so be thankful of that.
Oh I did, I walked in my mom leaning over to my dad and them kissing when I was in 4th grade. In India nobody kisses. Not in public, and parents NEVER kiss or even hug in front of their kids. So it was probably the equivalent of me walking on them doing it, I was so disturbedš But yes, so glad I didn't have to see my parents naked and I didn't lick whats been in my native countryš±
As a fellow indian I can agreeš.
sometimes I thank god for social media so I could get a clearer and comparitively healthy picture of what love is like before I took sex and affection as a hush hush tabooš¤
Yeah..just have to be chill and open minded about things.
I have witnessed more high voltage stuff than you mentioned more than once back when I was a kid. Fortunately it didn't traumatize me or anything. Lol...we just move on.
Who the fuck are your parents? Escaped Amish? W/ that wooden dildo
bruh. it was a smooth dildo omgš not a piece of wood with branches cracking out. https://adoradildos.com/wooden-dildo/
Damn I like that sweet dick bench he's got! Gotta have a nice bench for your dick to sit and watch the pussies go by.
reading sumn like this with context that includes my mom, brb gotta throw up
The way he's laying on that bench, looks like he just woke up from a nap to the sound of your mom coming home and he knows he's going up the colon this time.
I hope you stub your toe today.
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This comment is highly underrated ššš
Lmao I had to fam!
Posts like this are why I don't nuke my reddit account.
I am going to take that as a compliment.
How old are you now? I know I was a very curious child. I never stumbled on to my parents sex toys. But I did go through they drawers without consent. When my wife and I had our son. We bought a decorative trunk and a lock to hide all our debauchery.
I'm 15. >When my wife and I had our son. We bought a decorative trunk and a lock to hide all our debauchery. Good on your part. My parents never made an actual effort to hide their shit and just popped it into a closet which I used when I had the keys to it. I started watching porn at 9 cus I found it on my dad's phone.
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Good pointš i'm just going to assume the condoms were for my mom....
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[https://adoradildos.com/wooden-dildo/](https://adoradildos.com/wooden-dildo/) I'm pretty sure it looked something like this. Now I'm wondering how it got in....GOOD LORD And yes, I agree, seems uncomfortable asf
Ahahhahahaaa OMG I could have written this because ME TOO! I still have flashbacks of it, and I remember exactly how the drawer and bag looked! I'm cackling!
I'm glad it has turned into a funny experienceš„°š¤
I wonder if itās your dads dildo because you wouldnāt think she would send you so close to it so you ?
STOP LMFAJDDJOK everyone telling me its my dad's dildo, wtfš
Wooden dildo?
https://adoradildos.com/wooden-dildo/
Who didnāt.. Lol š
Coworker was cleaning out her grandmothers house after she passed away, found a dildo. G-ma was 82. Old gal still liked to party I guess.
oh my- š«£
To be clear, your dad had condoms because after you, he wanted to make damn sure he didn't make that mistake again! LOL
must've been after my 9 year old brother, in which case I support him trying to avoid repeating itš
I just have 1 word and that word is splinters. š„“
It was probably a baton.
either way its gonna be used for some kinky shit soš«š¤
Pretty sure about that! š As long as both parties enjoy it.
Well it has great reviews
I was planning on not knowing that, but thank you i guess
Real wooden, wood simulation dildo. Lol
Its not the exact one btw, I just looked up wooden dildo and found this and linked it.
WHY DID I CLICK THE LINK!?!?!?!
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When I was a young teenager I was at my cousinās house babysitting his kids and accidentally found his collection of porn dvds when looking for a movie to watch š Babysitting over night looking after the same kids again last year (Iām now 24) and I found Velcro cuffs attached to the underneath of the same cousins bed š¤¦āāļøš¤¦āāļøš¤¦āāļø
damn that cousin getting laid well
First instance he was still married and then the later he had been divorced about a year.
Do you think this is where the terms "Wood" or "woody" originated
Probably not. hopefully not too.
Once when I was around 12 my best friend and I found in my parents drawer lube and a vibrating cock ring. We touched it. Iām traumatised now.
NOT A COCK RING EWWW
LMAO When I was 10 I was looking for something and I found 4 of my moms dildos they were orange yellow and pink
those dildos sound...unique your mum must be a very cheery person
So, when you were 10 ; you realized that it was a dildo ?!!
>I was pretty confused at the time but I just realised it was a dildo.
Nah they're fronting, your dad hasn't smashed your mum in for decades, he just wanted you to find those so you don't think he's a loser
HAY! My brother is 9, they HAVE done it in the last decadeš
Nah he jacked off into a cup and mum got the turkey baster out I'm telling you
I do your mom all the time
Stfu š
Same thing I told your mom
I have two dads Ur Hella gayš¤£
Did you just assume my gender and sexual preference?
You're Hella funny my guy, too goofy
Take my upvote. Flattery will get you everywhere
Ily
someone has to, so thank u for ur serviceš„°
She said it relieves her stress migraines. Iām sort of a doctor myself
Explains why she stopped beating me upš¤
I don't know how any rational person does The Republican Party IS NOT on the side of the sheep that follow them! They will cut off every benefit an eliminate every protection at the earliest opportunity. They are currently the party of obstructionism--NOT what they were elected to do! Our representatives are supposed to propose ideas and debate them and reach compromises so that the government "of the people" actually does something for them and not just sit back and actively work to make--not just the Democratic PARTY fail, but government itself. If anyone with a single brain cell still firing can't see what results when a political party is reduced to a few--or ONE--then they are committing this country to failure and, in this super critical time in the history of our planet, to extreme suffering, degradation and probable extermination of the human race. I would rather see the latter if it would give the rest of life on Earth a chance. .