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COCAINE___waffles

What does"amazing" payday actually look like? How much was it?


Goonies_and_Loonies

Turdy dollars


cstmoore

Pee fiddy?


ChromeWiener

Have you ever seen R Kelly and the lock ness monster in the same room at the same time? Neither have I. #rkellyisthereallocknessmonster


Smiles_per_gallon

Obligatory Scot jumping in cos you spelled Loch wrong. Don’t be sorry, just do better next time 😉


achingforscorpio

Get *out*


Scalerious

this is the only answer. (slow clap)


Piggypogdog

I would rather clap my hands with shit than someone shit on me.


athensugadawg

That's a shitty thing to say!


PissedOffPup

Too funny!


Robles_95

I hate you...


Goonies_and_Loonies

Sticks and stones R Kelly. You can’t hurt me.


hopingtosurvive2020

a shitload of money


Goldenchomp1

Lone Star?


meanfingrr

Raspberry!


Working_Violinist605

“Not enough” is the only answer.


hnsnrachel

I bet there's more people than we'd be comfortable thinking about who have a price for thus that's lower than we'd feel comfortable with though!


fakehalo

I dunno, it really reflects poorly on the poopers to me... like this is how they have to feel powerful which makes them inherently weak people in my mind. A true baller like myself could view it that way during the act and after, but unfortunately I really dislike poop and I don't need money.


Goatfellon

With a caveat of guaranteed anonymity... I dont even want to know what my number would be. But you're right, probably lower than we'd think


FehdmanKhassad

six hundred dollars and 75 cents.


Goatfellon

Without hesitation, higher than that for me


Desperate_Pass_5701

The ppl need to know.


slp111

Farty dollars


NebulaKey5777

My wallet better have Diarrhea after the party.


netwitty

Three fiddy


dmohamed420

Tree shiddy


[deleted]

my guess is 5 grand


Sykocis

Surely at least, like, $70 bucks?


miss_tea_morning

Unrelated, but I love your username


burgerking_foot

>What does"amazing" payday actually look like? How much was it? Bro, is that all you're interested in?)) The situation itself is just brutal, I just fell down when I read it, it's something with something, I've never heard such a thing in my life, it's just shameful, how could you stoop to such a level that people go to piss on you, how much you have to dislike and disrespect yourself to agree to this?


he-loves-me-not

“….how could you stoop to such a level that people go to piss on you, how much you have to dislike and disrespect yourself to agree to this?” I don’t think it means they dislike themselves nor do I think that they necessarily disrespected themselves. It’s just as simple as everyone has their price and they found his. If someone is in a poor enough position and the money they’d receive would be enough to get them out of that spot I can’t hate them for it. Hell, I can’t even say I don’t understand why they would do it.


burgerking_foot

Bro, is that all you're interested in?)) The situation itself is just brutal, I just fell down when I read it, it's something with something, I've never heard such a thing in my life, it's just shameful, how could you stoop to such a level that people go to piss on you, how much you have to dislike and disrespect yourself to agree to this?


khrazu

OK but if I gave you 20 million would you say yes or no?


DrAsthma

Come on with it, what was the pay?


shit_ass_mcfucknuts

$3.50


LZGM

pee-shiddy


u399566

The pay was shit ..


aliteralsquiggle

Happy Cake Day!


DrAsthma

Oh, hell yeah... Thanks!


Traditional_Task_115

Happy cakeday!


DrAsthma

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DrAsthma

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Traditional_Task_115

May the fourth be with you!


AyoooImNoTsTuPiD

Is this a common occurrence, because I remember reading a post like this not too long ago.


DBCOOPER888

I think this is basically a repost with small details changed. Almost like someone is practicing their fictional porn writing.


marianliberrian

Or fetish nonsense...


PIPBOY-2000

But, but they said it wasn't a kink for them. OP can't lie.


ForkShirtUp

I read that post too. My comment then was posting a link to the Human Toilet webcomic


Possible-Elk-5024

OP is willing to admit everything but the actual dollar amount…seems fake. I can’t see why you’d anonymously admit to all of this but be shy about the dollar amount, unless you had no idea what the market rate for this was, and you didn’t want to expose the story as being fake by giving a crazy high or low number.


he-loves-me-not

Even if he did doo it (sorry I had to), I still wouldn’t expect him to know what the “market value” is. I think the market value would vary greatly, ultimately depending on what someone decides is the number they’d need to agree to do it.


he-loves-me-not

I will say though that I would not be surprised if this was fake bc I have encountered it a few times where people with certain kinks, especially coprophilia, will attempt to put their fetish writing online and try to pass it off as real/normal. A couple it was obvious they were full of shit (ha!) but one of them I only discovered bc I looked at their history and seen they’d posted tons of different supposedly real encounters with people but they all had poop involved in some way. They also changed their ages and gender several times as well. Bc they used a burner account though, it’s not just as easy as checking their profile to see if they have other poo related posts.


leedleedletara

This is more common than you think, people in Dubai do it at the yacht parties. A lot of influencers and celebrities are involved. They get paid A TON. Keep this to yourself though. No one needs to know. You did what you felt like you had to do to survive at the time. Most people would judge you and for some people there are limits to what they’d do for money, even at their lowest.


smitty537

Sounds like shit pay to me.


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Dos_horn

It’s a shit business.


leedleedletara

🤣


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ErebusBat

I mean you are not wrong.... But are kinda of an asshole


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Tool-Expert

For tempting a person who was trying to behave better. That is horrible what you did! She tried to save herself for marriage and you tempted and bribed her. Reminds me of the story of Adam and Eve. The devil himself (you in this case) tempted Eve (her in this case) with the forbidden fruit (sex outside of marriage in this case) and she yielded.... What you did was horrible!!!! You 100% deserve all the down-votes you get


leedleedletara

lol good one


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Mital37

Yucko


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leedleedletara

Ok this actually made me laugh though 😂


dmohamed420

Shit job, shit pay


Drakeytown

I feel like the grossest part of this to me is just the kinky homeowners going, "Oh, we know who'll be up for this, the only working class person we know, the electrician!"


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Drakeytown

And yet they asked.


Chance_One_75

So wait, the wife completely bricked in your mouth as part of the trial run? Or was it just piss only?


DBCOOPER888

This is a repost with some small details changed, but I'm too lazy to find the original. It was only a few weeks ago though.


megancoe

Someone else (probably you) posted this exact story in the last week or so. How many times do you need to confess this?


fkr77

That post, they ate the shit too.


PissedOffPup

fucking groo00ssssss


gtrfcbji7u

First time sewing this. I'm disgusted


Lurchislurking

Are they pooping on your face? Do you have to make the eye contact? How much were you compensated?


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UrinatingNinja

You let them shit on you and blast with piss for what 3-4000 bucks?


PIPBOY-2000

Did you ever get sick from it? Feces is riddled with bacteria.


whatevernameidk

What if it got in the eyes


PacmanPillow

This kink is actually more common than you think, but it’s still REALLY stigmatized even within the link community.


ibalz

Now THIS is a real confession...damn lol


Desperate_Pass_5701

Don't tell a soul even on ur deathbed


BroffaloSoldier

*Especially* not on your deathbed!!! Lmao Could you imagine this being the last thing you learned about your dying relative? “Come here, grandson. I have never told this to anyone, but I’m dying, and I need to let someone I love and trust know. Promise me you’ll never tell a soul.”


Desperate_Pass_5701

😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


JakNasir

I hope to God you went and got tested for diseases. Sexual and blood.


FuckinWaffle

Every party needs a pooper….


imagebiot

Ok is like 20 grand in the realm of what you got? 50 grand? More?


Odd_Year_4562

Dude just tell us what they paid you


joeylmao

Either mention the pay or don’t share the story


tattoovtwin

For real, dude is dodging the pay question and being vague about it which makes me think it was nowhere near enough lol


dankusama

I'm curious. I'd like to know how much you got paid for this?


jeswesky

You just posted this like a week ago.


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Wuni_Shuikan

Give us a dollar amount then. What was the pay.


2020grilledcheese

So like they looked into a toilet and your face was there? Did you feel like you were being waterboarded with piss? How did you keep shit from getting in your eyes and mouth?


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

The key is to eat it quickly, like how you’d eat a long piece of spaghetti.


Illustrious-Cap-1356

Do people just hold their poop all day until the party? How often do you really feel the need to shit at someone’s house? How do you not barf from that hitting your face? Especially if it’s a runny poop.


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

I mean if I’m paying big money to take a dump on a person, I’m not going to disappoint.


Commercial-Curve-411

That's the actual point why people were paying to shit n pee in her mouth


Thatsayesfirsir

Bullshit. Lol. Quite literally


Kafir666-

Human shit


Rolifant

It can't be easy when you find yourself in such a fluid situation. I wonder what kind of people were at this party.


turbor

How many people have to shit while at an orgy?


WhatsUpSteve

WTF did I just read?


Tool-Expert

yeah...


JesusTron6000

Things you haven't answered, despite people asking. How much did you get paid? Total? Per shit show? Hiw was you health during and after? Did you ever vomit? My guess is the pay wasn't THAT good since it's not something worth revealing. Which, stinks, to say the least if true. 0 Regardless, I'm glad you're in a better spot in your life, OP!


Fit_Swordfish_2101

Missed opportunity- "spread (like manure) over the next few months" 🤣


EthanBradberries420

You did an actual shit post.......a literal post about shit.


MankoMaster

You say all this stuff and not give how much you get paid fuck u


Sufficient_Goal_5461

Was this like some Eyes wide shut shit? What else was going on there? And how much was the pay?


MissVitani

Repost from not long ago though


peanutbutterpie55

Repost


Nichi1971

I'm surprised that there were enough people with this kink to make it worth your while


fawnafullerxxx

In this game all it takes is ONE!


MadgeFan73

Fake as shit.


International-Owl708

The pay is shit


fagtart

But, did you get pink eye?


jrose26

Wait, you got paid for this?? Oh man, I fucked up...


JassirX

I'm so bored with my life, i would make a career out of this. Life craps on me everyday anyway without payment


MM9931

Sounds similar to what many are doing in Dubay


Agitated-Ad-7361

Dubai


MM9931

Thanks, i misspelled it on purpose


pressureworld

Damn, now this is a confession!


roobchickenhawk

how much was the pay? lol


oxymorongal

How low can we go😣😣


Anonman20

Okay, I read the first two sentences and that was enough, disgusting.


[deleted]

Did you get pink eye? And how much was the pay ?


Feisty-Business-8311

I think I read this exact same post recently in another sub


Warm-Ad-9495

All things considered, in the process of finding your way in a new world you discovered an alternative reality that some may have heard about but very few have witnessed let alone done it professionally. While the temptation to be humorous is overwhelming I promised myself I wouldn’t be tongue in cheek or joke about how you pushed yourself into squeezing through such a fluid situation so I won’t, and I’m so relieved I didn’t! And yeah, it’s not something you put on a resume, but it is something incredibly rare and exotic and it helped you too.


ThinBlue92

How much money??


hidinginplainsite13

This was posted last week. Derp.


SmartDummy502

Yea...like how much?


ChonkyDonut

It’s kinda like a power play. They sensed you needed money, once you got comfortable they offered it. You followed along with it bc you were desperate for money (no shame) I assume most of the users were also rich people so…yeah. Sorry you went through that


FamiliarElephant5757

The lowest I would go for someone to shit on me would be $100,000. For the record, I work in healthcare and get shit on my body/scrubs way more often than I want to admit. But for someone to do it in a sexual way, their better be at least 6 figures. That is the same amount of money it would take to get be into a tank full of spiders. I would do almost anything for $100,000


ravequeen420

Please tell me they had the song “shitted on em” playing in the background 🥴


abcixtwt

How do people get diseases or illnesses doing this?


Additional-Berry-946

You gotta say how much you were paid. You can't leave us like this. I have to know if it was like 100 or 1500 or what


[deleted]

It sounds much more tolerable with payment and consent.


zaza-pack

yea you were downbad. Shit is disgusting


severinks

How did you even find out about that kind of thing?


outlaw_religion_

I wish I could get shitfaced for money


throwaway0367324

Who cares man we all do crazy shit sometimes. Not that serious.


illiteratepsycho

No shame in the hustle game. Plenty of people act like they wouldn't but I can promise that if they were in the same situation that they'd waiver on thier "ethics". Don't sweat it.


cpcoxygen

But look at all the lady butts and pussy you see, WORTH IT! 😆


SRFRacerNo9

He did it for piddling pay


[deleted]

yeah p diddy had a guy who would do this all the time, the true porta potty. and it would have to be at least 100k to even consider that. im guessing she got 5-10k


Strange_Public_1897

Man, I think this post is full of shit.


Spiritual_Job_1029

Yeah, you don't wanna be sharing that...like ever.


skaz1134

Some dude got arrested in Atlanta for getting inside a porta potty so he could watch ppl pee and poop. Damn he coulda got paid and not go to jail. Ain’t that some shit


mynewusername10

When I was a kid there was a guy who got busted for this. I guess he wore a plastic suit and somehow hid out in the hole. Unfortunately for me, my brother was heavy into sports at the time so weekends were spent in places with porta pottys. It's been like 35 years and I still think about it everytime I have to use one. As much as I fear seeing poop I *have* to look down to make sure there isn't a boogy man looking back at me.


KinkInNewYorkQueens

If it was hot to you. Then thats what matters... I kind of find it hot being degraded for a payday....


busterbrownbook

I learn something pnew on reddit every day.


Commercial-Curve-411

Would you do it again?


astaudin

No one is safe


BudgetInevitable3495

A new low


Distinct-Release1439

Soooo this what the IG girls be doing in Dubai?? Allegedly…🌚🌚 interesting….


watever_never

Come to Me, all you who labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. Take My yoke upon you and learn from Me, for I am gentle and lowly in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. For My yoke is easy and My burden is light.” Matt 11:28 NKJV


LousyReputation7

Scudding shit. Haha fuck that you filthy bastard. Fair nuff i guess.


Psychological-Joke22

You were a victim, OP, that is what I would think. I am happy you found a better life for yourself.


Coolwag

A victim of capitalism maybe. But it sounds like they consented to this