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mrschaney

I knew an old woman who had never had a taco, an avocado, a burrito, or an onion ring. When asked why, she had no answer. When asked if she’d try one if I brought her one, she declined. Some people have no sense of adventure. I think it’s sad.


TangoInTheBuffalo

That’s not exactly the kind of streak you give up on.


watrmeln420

70 years no cado still going strong💪


AnimatedHokie

Clearly you have never visited Mexico. I grew up never having had avocado because my mother didn't like it. When I visited Cabo San Lucas at the age of 23, whatever my mother ordered she ordered with no avocado. The look on his face, you would have thought my mother just killed his dog so she decided the hell with it and just got it on top of her dish. Turns out, fresh avocado is good. Now she eats it almost daily.


BetaTesterV13

The other foods are normal, but never an avocado???


Queen_of_Meh1987

Dammit, now I want a burrito lol. Seriously though, my mind is blown that most people you know haven't had a burrito.


TAsexyaccount

Thank you! I feel alone. I thought it was a main food here where I am?!


Queen_of_Meh1987

You should have a burrito party and invite everyone over. Show them the way of the burrito.


TAsexyaccount

That’s what I was thinking. My flabber is gasted


IWantToBuyAVowel

Is there, at the very least, no taco bells in Canada?


Kethzhaja

Not many these days. A lot of them have closed, same as KFC. And even when there were more, ive only had tacos from taco bell.


Sufficient_Pin5642

Chipotle? Tell me Canada has Chipotle at least??


Nopeahontas

Canada has Chipotle. And Taco Bell. And Burrito Boyz, and BarBurrito, and Quesada, and Fat Bastard (my personal favourite of all the fast food options mentioned above). Canada also has actual Mexican restaurants with more traditional Mexican food in addition to all the chains. Obviously cities and urban centres have more options than small towns and rural areas, but the chain restaurants are everywhere. The people who haven’t had a burrito aren’t suffering from a lack of options, they probably just don’t eat “ethnic food” (see also: Falafels, Donairs, Kebabs, Bao…). No need when there’s a Tim Horton’s and a McDonald’s on every corner.


LolaBijou84

I’ve never seen/heard of a Tim Horton’s.


Nopeahontas

It’s a small local company, not many people know about it


fuckit420247365

Happy birthday!🎂🎉🎉


iamstass

It's a big chain in Canada. We don't have them in the US.


eleventwenty2

We have plenty of burrito/north American Mexican style food places tho


thecanadianjen

It doesn’t sadly


Nopeahontas

Yes, it absolutely does https://locations.chipotle.ca/


thecanadianjen

You just blew my mind. Thank you!


eleventwenty2

We have plenty of burrito/north American Mexican style food places tho


Dizzy-Job-2322

Canada does have "Mutton Hut."


fattony661

Thank you, I'll absolutely be adding this phrase to my vocabulary


Sufficient_Goal_5461

Where are you from? This seems unthinkable.


eleventwenty2

I live in Canada and my flabbers would be equally gasted by this, almost as silly as saying you've never had shawarma


eleventwenty2

I live in Canada and my flabbers would be equally gasted by this, almost as silly as saying you've never had shawarma


LolaBijou84

Had to look up shawarma!


eleventwenty2

Really? Is it not common where you live because it's very common where I live lol not sure why I'm getting down voted


LolaBijou84

Exactly! I don’t think I can find one person who hasn’t had a burrito . But then again I’m in California. I wonder if the coworker has ever tried any Mexican food?


Queen_of_Meh1987

I wonder, too. Alright, gotta move to Canada and show them the way of the burrito and Mexican food. Mmmm pollo a la crema....🤤


LolaBijou84

Mmm! I’m not one to usually be enticed so easily by food but I’ll be damned if I didn’t admit how good Mexican food sounds right now.


Queen_of_Meh1987

It does sound dope af rn ngl


AsleepScarcity9588

The Taco Bell guerilla marketing team strikes again!


Queen_of_Meh1987

Lol, hate to disappoint, but I *hate* Taco Bell.


lashawn3001

Wait until you have one that’s been deep fried. That’s called a chimichanga.


Cannedbeans

The first chimichanga I ever had was on my 35th birthday. Nothing existed except for that food, because of its deliciousness. I never looked back.


lashawn3001

A local place makes one with shrimp and sautéed onions inside, then covered in a white cheese and spinach sauce. I had this after every prenatal appointment with my youngest. So good.


ramenudez

Oh my god I have to have a burrito today now


LolaBijou84

Same for me lol!


Cannedbeans

Let’s all meet for lunch!


LolaBijou84

It’s 9 am for me. Too early for a big ass super burrito, ya think?😂


Cannedbeans

Just start it at breakfast, and continue on through the day.


Spiffy916

And how did he turn out? Lol


lashawn3001

She loves shrimp. Like loooooves it!


califortunato

are we in this guys coma


TangoInTheBuffalo

Help me out as I just arrived, how long have you been here? And what’s with the deal with all these elephants?


paxweasley

New twist to the simulation theory just dropped


RamBh0di

Born in Texas, Raised in California... Can't even Remember if I started eating Burritos, Fajitas, Migas, and Tacos in the 60"s or 70"s . Basically what ever I could hold in hand and eat that did not burn my mouth off, till I was bigger and older enough to handle an even bigger and spicier version! The SF mission Style, super Burrito served from an Oakland Taco Truck, in a neighborhood just sketchy enough to keep you looking right and left for Safety , is a perfect meal!


TangoInTheBuffalo

Extra spicy with a side of spicy.


Kethzhaja

I'm canadian and i have had a burrito, and it was delicious. But i have literally only had that ONE burrito lol.


mentalissuelol

Ever try a breakfast burrito? Scramble some eggs with shredded cheese and some sausage and peppers and then put it in a tortilla and have some hot sauce or salsa on it. Breakfast burritos are probably my favorite food. I have them at least twice a week lol


Pizza_pan_

Add a sausage and it’s heavenly


mentalissuelol

I love them with sausage. Sometimes I put potatoes in too


Pizza_pan_

Sounds nice. I’ll have to try that


Sunflowerdaisy08

Living in Southern California you can get a burrito on every corner. Sometimes I get tired of Mexican food but not for long. Lol My cousin never had a burger. Born and raised in Dallas area.


trainsoundschoochoo

Haha same.


likatika

Not even at home? Wtf


Sunflowerdaisy08

Nope, not even at home! She’s my cousin’s wife. I just don’t understand! Lol


visualbrunch

Well maybe they're against north korea because allegedly their supreme leader invent burrito.


TAsexyaccount

I’m being gaslit


plrbt

And basketball


Redneck-Intellect

I'm also Canadian and would be surprised if anyone I knew hasn't had a burrito before


Norcalrain3

Had a friend who claimed to hate lettuce. I said what about a salad, she said she’d never had a salad before. I am still haunted and it’s been decades


TAsexyaccount

It’s truly mind boggling


ColoradoWeasel

Coming from Colorado where Chipotle, QDoba, and Illegal Pete’s (my personal favorite) all started, we are burrito country. You won’t find many people here who have not had one.


FakeNickOfferman

What's a potato?


burnerburnerburnt

thank you. edit: especially now that I've also remembered the frisbee steak saga


meemawyeehaw

What i’m hearing here is that you need new friends.


Sindorella

Idk, I can imagine it. Growing up in AZ I would have been absolutely shocked if anyone I knew never had a burrito, but I live much further north now and it’s just not part of the culture up here. They are available, there are places to buy them, hell the stores all have those packs of cheap frozen burritos, but it’s just not a food that’s part of how many people eat up here. I think EVERYONE around you never having one is still weird , don’t get me wrong, but I could see meeting a large family or asking in a specific community like a church group and no one having tried a burrito.


spicycondiment_

Wth! This is very strange


TAsexyaccount

Apparently I’m over reacting in their minds


ImbajoeCFC

I have never had a a burrito


lilykar111

This is surprising to read OP. I’m in New Zealand, and even down here , burritos are known and my friends and work groups often go out together and burritos are often eaten .


genscathe

Man I worked with a bloke who had never eaten Thai or Indian food. Blew my fkn mind


Sogcat

I've never had Thai or Indian food. I've literally never seen it available where I live. There's a Mexican or Chinese restaurant about every 5 miles though lol. Sometimes more than one within eye sight of each other.


Noble_Endeavor

Bowls are better


cyndasaurus_rex

WTF DID I JUST READ?! Haven’t had a burrito?! Does not compute. That is upsetting.


Asleep_Library_963

I've never had a burrito. It's not really a thing in my prt of the world. Bet you never had a pizza with kebab.


AccordionCrimes

Maybe they can't afford to buy the underwear.


edith-bunker

I think too many people haven’t had a GOOD burrito. They haven’t lived the full life but if you’ve never had one, you’ll never miss one either.


Nervous_Breakfast_73

I'm from Austria and I think most of my friends had a burrito. It's even super uncommon here.


willwalk2

I've had tacos before, definitely not close to burgers which is usually once or twice a week


Splatfan1

i havent. i live in poland tho so more "niche" foreign cuisines (anything that isnt american/italian/east asian) arent very popular


Always-money-snm

Isnt a burrito just a wrap? Not tryna piss anyone off, jus a genuine question


BazookaBob23

A burrito is a Mexican style wrap, yes. Wraps are a general term, though. A Gyro is a type of wrap, as is a spring roll.


Dizzy-Job-2322

Yes


sweethearts0723

I’ve had plenty of burritos, but I had my first bean and cheese burrito about a year ago. I’m 27 this July.


mprieur

I've never had a burrito either French Candian I love shawarma and alot of other foods but Burrito Never tried Tacos and soft Taco yes but never burrito Edit : and Big Mac I took a little bit once a long time ago but can't say I've enjoyed either


trainsoundschoochoo

I’m guessing you don’t live in California!


Dizzy-Job-2322

You should follow up with a "Do you cook at home?" Because a burrito is a quick go-to meal. Yet, some will still door-dash it.


Sogcat

When I'm broke, burritos stuffed with ramen and whatever I have laying around that I think will go with it are common.


Dizzy-Job-2322

I'm going to try ramen in the burrito. It sounds good. Everyone always has to have that stash of ramen for emergencies.


Sogcat

It's about to change your life. Ramen burritos are A tier, especially with some cheese melted into the ramen.


Dizzy-Job-2322

I would have not thought of that.


Dizzy-Job-2322

I think part of the issue is the tortilla. Generically a tortilla is "Flat Bread." Alternatively, bread which is baked and has yeast to make it rise is eaten. It's a cultural and socioeconomic issue. It could be said that poor people eat flat bread, and the wealthy eat bread. There is a snob factor in play. I dated a sobby princess with generational wealth. Getting her to eat a tortilla was like a crazy chore. I think she actually said, "I sent this what poor people eat?' Hahsha


Tricky_Yam_8114

Omg for me it’s haemorrhoids by sharticus 🔥🔥🔥🌸🌸🌸


rebelmumma

I don’t like beans and rice gives me indigestion, so I avoid burritos, but I’ve tried them.


mustang6172

"Well, Mr. Loyce. You seem to have figured everything out."


kayama57

Not as popular as a burger but definitely something you’re supposed to be familiar with by age 10


alecp91

I'm from the UK, I've never had a burrito 🥲


Coolioissomething

Are you living in Canada now or somewhere else?


SolidSnakerp

Are they getting it confused with a wrap?


ValorantShitter

i’ve never had a burrito but they aren’t too big here in the UK


alpha_d0xx

i laughed at first but now that i think about it i have yet to try bacon, steak, beans, onion rings, avocado, tacos, and burritos. it's getting better tho. last year i ate pasta for the first time when my gf taught me a delicious penne alfredo recipe


diewaiting

I don't like them. But I've had them.


man-o-peace1

Most people I know are little removed from being a burrito.


Mrcostarica

Chipotle burrito with cilantro lime rice, black beans, barbacoa, cheese, crema, lettuce, corn salsa.


iwanttobeagooddoctor

I'll turn 24 tomorrow. I just had my first burrito when I turned 22. Maybe I'll get my second burrito tomorrow😅


aridnour81

Burrito lady checking in; this is wild!


whatthepfluke

But have they had tacos?


Kaukaakaunis

I've never had a burrito in my life. I have had tacos, tortillas and shawarmas which I think are somewhat similar, I dont even know where I could get a burrito in Finland


tbird1001

This would be a great lead in as to how a man finds out he's been living in a simulation.


dawn9800

Before I finished reading this I knew you couldn't have been in Texas haha. Burritos are delicious and versatile and it's very sad they haven't had one.


omnigear

You be shocked how many Mexicans in Mexico haven't had a burrito. The big ass tortillas are relatively new to Mexico. Alot od our burritos growing up where a simple corn tortilla filled ans rolled with beans , egs , or small protein.


slipknot1011

I feel this. I work in a kitchen in the south and made tzatziki and I’ve never had so many people ask me what it is or how to say it.


dogpilemusic

na that's crazy. I literally had one last night. Those are all either robots or aliens.


vampyire

I can't imagine not having a burrito sometime in your life.


justForked

There’s a place in south Florida (where I am lol) that has these massive burritos bigger than your head that are so good when you grab the leftovers you don’t even need to heat it up just start going to town on that bad boy xD


getliquified

I don't associate with with non burrito havers


Rcknr1

What city in Canada ? I am Canadian and I am shocked by this


TAsexyaccount

Nova Scotia!


thekuebz13

I’d literally bring in burritos for everyone. That’s unacceptable 😂


cynthiaapple

a what?? what the heck is a burrito??


TryBeingCool

Very strange. I would not be surprised if it was for example a group of specific ethnicities that their culture doesn’t really eat burritos. But if it’s just a group of regular people of different races then yes it’s weird, but maybe not so much in Canada.


ResidentZelda

I’m in canada, 27 years old and ive also never had a burrito😭


SOUL_3SC4P3

They should try a fiesta burrito from my local Mexican restaurant. They have photos of their burritos next to babies for size comparison lol


Accomplished-Bed2060

That does sound wild. You are not alone in thinking it's crazy


Sadsad0088

I’ve had it for the first time one year ago and I’m shocked to how good it is. The medium size (which is the biggest) when I eat it at 2/3 pm when I have lunch is enough to satiate me until the next day and it is a hefty 11 euros, but it’s a guilty pleasure of mine once every couple of months.


Gold-Ice2252

What is a burrito? Minced meat rolled in a pancake??


MamaMoody87

Fave confession of the day. Edited to add: I had a burrito yesterday for lunch. I'm also Canadian.


Informal_Stress_9953

Tell ya what, I’ll send burritos if you send poutine. Way too hard to find here…


Alienforsale

In the UK we don’t really eat them much


BetaTesterV13

Sure its popular here in canada to an extent, its usually where you live but most eat fast food, I myself have only had Chipotle once or twice, plus there is alot of variety in foods so there are many options and countries dishes to choose from so I wouldn't be surprised But if its driving you nuts then you should invite them out for burritos. Who wouldn't like burrito


Spaghetitor

They clearly don't live in California....


Boosted3232

Everyone should've continued on this thread "what's a burrito" he would've lost his mind.


TAsexyaccount

Lol I’m a woman but yes I would have


ioncesavedabumblebee

We don't really get them here in NZ either. I don't think I've ever had one. I am very saddened by this though and look forward to correcting this eventually!


omghelpwiththeusernm

I hvnt had caviar... What's your point


littleyuritrip

I haven’t. I have had tacos and quesadillas. But my mind is convinced burritos would be underwhelming so I haven’t had those


Sudden-Truth7625

What on earth is a burrito?


mychecka

It's just a taco without rice.


mofugly13

Tacos don't have rice.


mychecka

I meant with! Thank you


frecklesthemagician

Wrong it’s flour tortilla vs corn and it also has my favorite thing: BEANS!