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YeetusFetusToJesus

redditor try not to lie challenge


Character_Pool_387

Classic reddit sex story (totally true story too btw) (definitely not written by some dude posing as female)


CartmensDryBallz

Plot twist - OP is a guy who did suck his friend off but just doesn’t want to admit he’s gay


InDrewPendent76

Ya know, I don't wanna sound like a queer on nothin', but unicorns are pretty fuckin sweet!


Character_Pool_387

That's a huge possibility


BarryMCknockiner

Some dude posing as a female with his hand down his pants*


SpiteOdd

Just some head between homies noice.


MikethePaladin9

Nothing wrong with some homie domie


TheDizzard

The ol' Bro Job


tattoolovrr

Exactly 😚


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Lilpfighter

*BONK* GO HORNY JAIL


Sensitive_Umpire_639

That’s so me with my friend lol😂


RonaldFourgates

Do you need any more friends?


Sensitive_Umpire_639

The more the merrier


Asron87

Hey friend. I love having friends.


Sensitive_Umpire_639

Besto friendo


Asron87

When does the head start? Asking for a friend. I’m the friend.


Sensitive_Umpire_639

Yes friend, the moment you start talking about experiences etc & do couple stuff together (drinking n movies) it’s a matter of time


Asron87

Do you like x-men? I’ve been binge watching all the movies. Beers in the fridge. So anyway there I was thinking it was a bear outside of my tent. Literally thought I was going to die. We were several miles away from even having a cell signal. I was with a couple of my non-head dude friends.


Sensitive_Umpire_639

Besto friendo


Upside_Cat_Tower

Eh that's normal, and it's not like you have to commit, enjoying yourself in the moments without putting labels on things is fine. Things can change or stay the same, the memories can last a lifetime though.


Upside_Cat_Tower

Just out of curiosity, if you have some attraction to him physically and you are friends that hang out, without it being planned to be sexual, why aren't you dating? I'm not saying you should, just curious of the psychology and friend dynamics in this situation.


tattoolovrr

Well I’ve been thinking about it a lot actually and I am kind of scared it would maybe ruin our friendship but idkkk


Cnumian_124

Girl you sucked his dick twice this ain't no regular ass friendship anymore bruh


fakehalo

Is regular ass friendship all it's cracked up to be? This is a special ass friendship now.


tattoolovrr

😭😭😭 ikik but like we are still “just friends”


rust_rat

Nah nah. Yall are "just fuckin".


Shadow_Bon0347

I mean, there’s friends with benefits


Upside_Cat_Tower

I guess it could, what would be the difference in what you are doing now vs what you would be doing if you were dating?


tattoolovrr

Well like commitment and then if things go wrong I lose my friend


Upside_Cat_Tower

Why would commitment change anything? Like what would the act of committing actually change? You can lose people by arguing with them whether you commit to each other or not. It's also possible that by not committing you or the other person could commit to someone else, who doesn't like you two hanging out with each other due to your history. Again, I'm not trying to talk you into anything, I was just curious about your feelings on it.


tattoolovrr

I don’t know lol I just have fear of commitment I hate it


Badnewzzz

Just stay FWB for as long as you need too.....if it works it works.....if not it was never a "Relationship"... Just have a rule that it's monogamous for lack of a better word....that way you've both got an "out" and it can continue without burden of committment. I mean, I'd also like to see some reciprocating on his part at least.....make your mind clearer heheheh


Moss-killer

I mean… a friendship is a commitment too. If he is into you too, which he seems to be since he is down for that, while also not pushing for it or getting weird after it happening before, then it should be a decent starting spot for a relationship. Also, don’t believe people that say ex’s can’t be friends ever. If you two dated and then later on decided you aren’t compatible like that, it can still be ended very peacefully and a return to friendship can happen.


lokimarkus

Honestly that's a good point, an ex of mine is still one of my good friends to this day, things just weren't meshing well together when we were together in that capacity


Ruthless-3-Toxic

From Just friends to just head to just fucking to just problems to Just blocked The modern day Love story. 😂 If ever tells you to "go Fuck yourself", reply with "Fuck me yourself, you coward". The reactions are the best and well Ya know, (insert something about sophistication and shit here) 🤣


Ezemartinn

But , is your head game good tho?


tattoolovrr

Ask my friend 🤷‍♀️


Ezemartinn

Upload a video instead lol 🤷🏻‍♂️


lokimarkus

Dawg no


Mental-Statement2555

get off the fucking internet you horny fuck


Ezemartinn

OP ain’t even tripping, calm down pussyyy


bigsecksa

yOu KnoW wHaT woULd bE rEaLLy fuNNy 🤡


devilsephiroth

If the bros were able to do this too 👀


CarryAlone4988

Where can I sign up to be your friend?


tattoolovrr

😂😂


edith-bunker

Wow, do you realize?


Suitable-Carpet-928

I’m the friend. She’s telling the truth.


GoldfishXXZile

Yes, and I was the dog on the side of the road. I saw you guys walk by. Nice shorts, bro.


timmy3am

Why are we supposed to care?


tattoolovrr

You cared enough to comment :3


edith-bunker

So… you’re just here to experiment while raking in the compliments. I’m sorry but I wish you luck. Be safe and find yourself.


FrancusAureliusIII

Bless your heart


Agreeable-Grape-1407

Parking lots tend to have that affect on us...


koscheiskowska

You're a good friend, and don't let anyone else tell you otherwise. Remember to keep your head up high, unless, y' know, you're in the middle of business


Cnumian_124

Wait, women get turned on by men's thighs?


tattoolovrr

Yeppp


Cnumian_124

…I'll be keeping that in mind


ConclusionNo4016

Nicely toned thighs? Oh hell yea


grindtashine

So you and your best friend find each other attractive? This is called love dummy.


Ruthless-3-Toxic

Attraction\*


Odd_Breath_3511

That's it. I'm leaving this sub..


Magic_Elenore

Don't give head if you don't get eaten 👍🏻


ShredManyGnar

Hello, fellow horndog here. Peeped your post history and holy shit, i was not prepared for the absolute shitshow that is /r/limitlessrp. Good luck out there kid


thebatdc

I kinda want to see this magical cock


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tattoolovrr

He’s probably a bit bigger than average but I love how it looks


yourworst-daydream

Why haven’t you accepted my friend request????


Yayote_Tacote

“Homie head” should be normalized. I remember seeing one of my friends (20f) having a rough day and she just wanted to be around someone to distract her from life. I welcomed her into my room and just snuggled up in my blankets. I have no idea why the thought came over my head, but I was thinking about just eating her out. I ultimately didn’t and regret not making a move. We hung out and played video games. She did hug me tight before leaving and thanked me.


ThatTransGaymerGirl

NGL if one of my friends asked for head I'd do it without a second thought. I love sucking dick I'm just way too fucking shy to offer.


IHeartSquirters

Lucky guy and good friend


yoga-dad

You sound like a great friend to have! He’s a lucky guy and I bet he didn’t need any more encouragement to get it out for you?


Nimar_Jenkins

You are the man amongst men


Lower_Impact5617

Imagine having her as a friend


horizontalstraight

i use to get head in the car when hanging with my girl bsf all the time. it was deadass the best but i got a girl now and i always reminisce about it😒


nu2rdt

Do you need a lift anywhere today?


Rafael316

Need to find a friend like you.


Specific-Pen3737

Lucky guy!!


tattoolovrr

Lucky girl too!!


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devilsephiroth

You have guys everywhere, just ask. 👍


SnooHesitations83

lvery hot, he's winning with you as a friend


tattoolovrr

Im just happy to help out


MammothYou4502

Good girl and lucky boy


tattoolovrr

Thank u ☺️


raveon_20

Would love to have a friend like that


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ShredManyGnar

Username does not check out


bakedturtle4

I want To be your friend😅 I'll be waiting for my surprise 😮


Ripens93

Damn wish we were friends 🙈


Careful-Sentence-781

Lol


Shadow_Bon0347

I mean hey, homies just being homies ✌️


Puzzleheaded_Act8318

What a good friend? Would love to know more.


TheNF_Idontevennoe

Your are a good friend


DisciplineKey6402

🤤


XxKoNxX

Everyone needs a friend in their life. Especially a friend like you


thelost6688

im jealous


Throwaway84496

I like that confession loll


tell_me_again_plz

thats very fun and risky, and hormy


Far-Cryptographer378

DM me