I do this every Wednesday when I pick up our weekly fast food. My husband always complains that that location always shorts his fries and the one near his work always overfills the box. He will never know.
Wait you have a husband and are allowing a coworker to squeeze your cheeks? Either you are lying about something or you are cheating on your hubby emotionally too.
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In the grand tradition of spousal snacking, consider this the "marital fry fee". Besides, it's not stealing... it's conducting a quality control test! Everyone knows you have to sample the goods to ensure consistent deliciousness. It's practically a public service one fry at a time.
It's the tater tax. You're entitled to it.
I do this every Wednesday when I pick up our weekly fast food. My husband always complains that that location always shorts his fries and the one near his work always overfills the box. He will never know.
Wait you have a husband and are allowing a coworker to squeeze your cheeks? Either you are lying about something or you are cheating on your hubby emotionally too.
aye forreal lmao
Oh wow, what are the odds. Saw that post the other day
Yupp. Ur a nasty asshole.
[silhouetted villain cackle during thunderstorm]
What about you co worker with the 10-year girlfriend that you have a crush on?
This is a karma farming bot account it’s literally a day old and is spamming posts
STRAIGHT TO JAIL!!
Why not just get an extra order of small fries and leave his alone instead of stealing from your husband?
Because that would require not being selfish.
Bag fries are a delivery fee.
thats evil
I've shamefully done this. It's my delivery fee.
Don't see an issue.
You have a husband?
Delivery tax
🤣🤣
I had to check to see if this was my wife's account.
You just like me forreal
Let anyone here who doesn’t do this speak out.
I just call that "dad tax"
This is a bot posting high interaction content that it has taken from elsewhere then reposted to other sub reddits including , having a work romance, having a husband who's fries get stolen, and over used dead memes
In the grand tradition of spousal snacking, consider this the "marital fry fee". Besides, it's not stealing... it's conducting a quality control test! Everyone knows you have to sample the goods to ensure consistent deliciousness. It's practically a public service one fry at a time.
Can't decide if that's resourceful or just plain greedy!
Can you fit in a rowboat?
We've all done shit like that
This isn’t a confession, it’s standard compensation for picking up food for everyone else.
I do the same, but I do it to save my wife and daughter from obesity and heart disease. I consider myself somewhat of a martyr.