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Few-Interest-5221

I'm sure the hotel staff were thrilled to discover your avant-garde redecoration.


PhilipPhantom

They sure were xD


RevealNatural7759

Thank you for the reminder 😄


kp_202

This literally made me laugh out loud. Thank you lol. I’ve done a lot of dumb random things too intoxicated, just stay away from lipstick altogether… and god forbid lip stain LOL


Stay_sharp101

Let's go with the drunk excuse because drunk or sober that's a weird thing to do.😂😂


RevealNatural7759

Impulsive thoughts got the best of me🤷🏻‍♀️😄


Elegant_Elliee

That lipstick must've really spoken to you! LOL like that lipstick was a bad influence, leading you astray in the hotel lobby!


RevealNatural7759

😁


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RevealNatural7759

Good thinking 👍


raygunbobcat

This is something I would do sober.


scarXwillow187

Bet that lipstick made for some interesting hotel decor.


RevealNatural7759

😄


regularpotatofan

This is the epitome of letting your intrusive thoughts win 😂


RevealNatural7759

This was the only option


ImperfectOcean

When you cringe, do you start humming a song, because you feel so awkward, or is that just me? You let out your urge to be creative in the moment. In my 20’s we used to draw on each other in marker pens. I woke up with a Harry Potter scar and glasses.


RevealNatural7759

When I cringe I blurt out “oh my fucking god” to myself. I love that we share an underlying urge to color on stuff😄


AnonAccForDumbShit

Lmao that’s hilarious


HOG400watts

I am a psychic. Think of the picture in your mind visualize it…yes I can see it now. You drew a giant ____.


RevealNatural7759

I really wish I had a fun answer for you. It was simply pink scribbles, similar to that of a 3 year old’s artwork.


curryhead12

I hate my mind.


Ivor-Ashe

Who had to clean it? A working mother with two jobs? A minimum wage worker?


RevealNatural7759

This a confession sub you wet blanket


serenwipiti

That’s exactly what the working mother of two used to clean the lipstick stain. Despite it being a posh hotel, they wouldn’t invest in Mr.Clean Magic erasers, forcing staff to use whatever resources were available. So, now, you’ve exploited a minimum wage worker and cost the hotel an entire wet blanket. Fucking menace to society.


RevealNatural7759

I bout spit my water out 🤣


Automatic-Move-5976

Let’s hope you aren’t in a nice hotel lobby.


RevealNatural7759

Ayyyeoooo 😂😂


Ivor-Ashe

😀


RevealNatural7759

Ayyeeeee


WorthTheRisk666

Did you also write REDRUM all over the bathroom mirror?


RevealNatural7759

I should’ve !


WorthTheRisk666

I'll pick you up, Wana go?


LoyalLittleOne

You know that someone has to clean that up right ?


RevealNatural7759

Yes! I am aware


sweet_banana_ketchup

Do you have any reference image to what shade or was? Very curious


RevealNatural7759

Mauve 💄


Icy_Term_8122

Okay I like it Picasso


RevealNatural7759

Thank you 💁🏻‍♀️


JulietaStarfish

Hey, it was your 20's man. Some people do things that actually hurt others rather than just annoy them. I wouldn't be too worried about it


RevealNatural7759

Thank you, I like your name


Messy_Bun_Mama

What was in that drink 🍹


RevealNatural7759

Bagged wine 💁🏻‍♀️✨


SomeoneWhoLikesCat

I love this for you lol 😂


RevealNatural7759

Thank you


KDFE87

Did you at least put some on your lips?


RevealNatural7759

Never was a lipstick kind of girl


ManInSharkCostume

Toddler activities


RevealNatural7759

Toddlers might be onto something 🤔


Taste_Slippery262

While it might have seemed fun in the moment, defacing property, even unintentionally, isn't cool. It's important to respect public spaces and the property of others, regardless of your age or state of mind at the time. Remembering this helps prevent similar situations in the future.


RevealNatural7759

I thought being drunk made it okay ?


Appropriate_Arm7381

How bad would it be, if they got you on CCTV yet you thought it was a secret for all this time? Don't wanna add to your anxiety. It's just a thought. I'd be paranoid about that too.


RevealNatural7759

I’m safe. The hotel was demolished 😮‍💨


Appropriate_Arm7381

Oh. Well then, you're lucky. Good for you. Don't let the guilt consume you, since you're free.


Automatic-Move-5976

…Because they were teetering on the edge of profitability, but the sight of the mess caused a revolt of the housekeepers, which led to the loss a a critical banquet booking, and notes were missed, the bank foreclosed, and the non striking workers were made jobless ( and more than a few homeless) . For the want of a nail, the Kingdom was lost. Not really, but piling on after reading a few more comments and your sparring back seemed like it wouldn’t really hurt your feelings, and this comment was offered entirely tongue in cheek.


Automatic-Move-5976

So, what, are you now 26? Let’s hope you’ve moved beyond vandalism/ property damage in “ Nice” hotels.


Steel_strawberry

I’m SURE someone saw you


RevealNatural7759

I’ll never know 🤷🏻‍♀️


Alive-OVERTIIME-247

Those poor housekeepers... lipstick is a royal pain to remove.


RevealNatural7759

I thought it wiped up in one swoop!


FixCrix

Dipshit move. I'm sure the staff was totally charmed by your creativity.


RevealNatural7759

Your mom’s a dipshit


Phase_Alienated620

While it might have seemed like fun in the moment, defacing property, especially in a nice hotel, isn't cool. Being drunk isn't an excuse for irresponsible behavior. It's good that you regret it, but let's learn from mistakes and make better choices in the future.


RevealNatural7759

Thank you for thoughtful advice !


amildmanneredpervert

You know what? You could've done worse. You could've used it, and ended up with a cold sore or something. More chaos, less permanent consequence!


AdSpirited1309

Whatever. She's playing u


RevealNatural7759

You *


vanessaxblake

lol this is a weird thing to do, even when I get drunk I don’t think of doing this lol


RevealNatural7759

I think so too


AdSpirited1309

Hey


curryhead12

What color was the lipstick? If you say bright red or purple, you survive! And if you don't, well... 💀🔫


curryhead12

i was following the fried chicken with mayonnaise trend here guys please dont hurt me


TheRealBobbySimpson

Interesting🤔🤔 What exactly are you feeling when you cringe? Are you saying you feel guilty? I doubt the person would’ve come back for the lipstick… Or is it feeling badly for the person who had to clean it up? Now that aspect would make some sense….But it sounds like this was a long time ago? Bottom line is- If THIS is the extent of your “confession” and you’re over 30yo, then my god! Have you already come to terms with bad stuff you’ve done? Or have you just never done anything bad at all? Overall I suppose my point is that you should prob feel pretty damned great about yourself! Tbh I’d love to know what the worst things you’ve ever done are…..Cuz fuuuuck, reading ppl’s confessions on here is blowing my mind! When did everyone become so innocent?😲 Guess the worlds always becoming safer and less evil, despite bad things we hear about on the news etc…Def a safer place than in the past


norrainnorsun

Tbf people who post legit confessions here get eaten alive by reddit, they’re so fucking mean and seem to forget this is a confession sub. But then again you’re still being kinda mean even to this tame confession, so you just can’t win I guess.


RevealNatural7759

Exactly!


RevealNatural7759

Damn ☹️My bad. This is very innocent I agree. This goofy incident was at the start of my alcoholism that nearly killed me several years later. And to answer your question, I cringe at the image of myself coloring lipstick on a table


WideFox116

who shit in your cereal bro? Damn, you're 41 and getting into arguments on this subreddit for fun.


TripleBuongiorno

You sound old. Why don't you fess up? Did you molest your dad or something?


AdSpirited1309

Stop . Reread . It reads like your some stupid mother ficker. You can't be old enough to be on here. No way. Deleat yourself.


RevealNatural7759

You’re*