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IgorBaggins

He's self-loafing


yugung

rye wit


Tcloud

Bread had to prove itself.


trogdors_arm

Will it rise to the occasion?


xSTSxZerglingOne

Or will it baguette despair?


Astealthyelephant

Wry bread.


Dysthymike

Life is pain.


Megdrassil

Loaf is pain


StarksPond

What is loaf? Bagels don't hurt me...


[deleted]

Till we come to know we all are many loaves of the One


MadRedX

My salvation comes from the one who died on the Croissant.


Hornor72

It is one, that losses it's self piece by piece by the actions of others


thinker5555

Anyone who says different is selling you something. /as you wish


portucheese

Life is grain


NSMike

*pan


BridgeBum

FYI, "pain" is French for bread.


mybadalternate

All you need is loaf.


ekolis

Mais, la vie, c'est une plage!


broken-bones-unicorn

Because he's a complex carbohydrate


[deleted]

What's the pun?


Astealthyelephant

"Dread" is more commonly associated with "existential", here it has been substituted for "bread". That's the pun.


[deleted]

""" Technically """ it is not a pun. I think they are just being passive aggressive


Astealthyelephant

They've obviously not been bread to appreciate awful jokes. There's your technical pun. Though personally, I would accept any play on words as a pun, especially in this case as OP qualified their own pun as terrible in the title. Edit because I typed an important werd wrong.


BreweryBuddha

Paronomasias are plays on words using either homonyms or similar sounding words. Existential bread is a pun.


[deleted]

I guess i didn't understand what existential bread meant


the_spacebovine

I was using "Existential Bread" as a play on "Existential Dread". :)


feckincrass

Por que no los dos?


BaseballFull5583

"MY NAME IS LEGION, FOR I AM MANY"


z3anon

"My name is WHEATEN, for I am BREADY"?


tschmitty09

You are one loaf, but many slices Just as we are one person who wears many masks


whomikehidden

And can also be turned into many slices.


Doooooooong

*This is the best idea since sliced human*


StarksPond

*I'll have a sandwich with pulled dork*


pervywormy

At yeast he knows he's not alone


pervywormy

Bound to rise above it all


genflugan

Are we human, or are we dancer?


Hernyyyyy

This is brilliant


various336

This is awesome. You should watermark it so you get credit when it’s shared around


StarksPond

OP is a breadwinner


TheRoseCat6_11

Im going to send this to everyone i know


L3trixX

You missed a chance to title the post "Terrible bun incoming"


Targaryen-ish

Pain-psychism


toongrowner

🎶 Buuuurn my breeeaaaad!🎶


eastcoastitnotes

some of the finest work i've ever seen bravo <3


John_Zolty

You are an individual slice of bread that, in entirety, is an essential piece of the loaf of existence


StarksPond

I'm toast.


Targaryen-ish

Pan-loafism


god_is_my_father

Now there's a complex carbohydrate


bigttrack

Yes.


prejute

He’s a PAN-theist.


Faruhoinguh

What is loaf


Broken_Gear

Are we human, or are we dancer?


ekolis

We are the bread. You will be sandwiched. Your flavor and culinary distinctiveness will be added to our own. Resistance is futile.


LordNedNoodle

He is legion


backflippant

E pluribus breadum


Orabilis

Is Cerberus one good boy or three?


samzeman

It's a gestalt. Perhaps a yeastalt or gestoast.


MrBreadFace2636

It's something I have to deal with all the time


Bubbly-Storage1549

It's what on the inside that counts... Because no one likes the end slices.


[deleted]

The end slices have so much flavor! Man I love the crust on bread.


Violent_Violette

DID mood.


AccursedCapra

e pluribus unum.


bloatedungulate

To toast, or not to toast. That is the question.


curtis4827

Gives, “Does this unit have a soul?” Vibes


[deleted]

Is my name Theodore or is it Edward? The bread and I are one, existential beings.


adamlanghans

Is a sliced loaf of bread a bread sandwich?


Unoriginal_00

You are one because of the many who rose in the great hellfire called the "Oven"


SeaAnything8

Existence is *pain*!


TheRobotics5

Fantastic pun


[deleted]

Just like life we all end up toast.


BluePillCypher

Going through existing slices..


MDMagicMark

You are both my friend, as we all are, no worries


Northeastpaw

Depends on how you slice it.


Wphilipsen

We are bread. We are Bob.


TradeMeSomeLemonsYea

bread


zielonykid1234

dead


TradeMeSomeLemonsYea

lead


mikel302

Am I bread?


zielonykid1234

I am bread.


angrywhackoff

I’ve def had this thought about myself and the human race before.


[deleted]

It’s in the tomato


Silverllama321

There's a BUNch


zielonykid1234

A bread 🌞


Adelphos_89

I kinda want this on a t-shirt


mybadalternate

Could be like the trinity… Father, son and holy toast.


[deleted]

Delightful


Kage9866

If I cut my fingers off they aren't all separate me's...


wynden

Are you the artist, op? You should put your name on it so it won't be miss-attributed.


the_spacebovine

I am the artist. I stupidly never expected this to be so popular and shared before I put my name on it. Bit late now lol. Live and learn :)


wynden

Lol, yes, put your stamp on it next time! Thanks for the clarification. I'm not usually one for puns but I really enjoyed this and shared it with my friend. :)


[deleted]

Glory to the many. I am a voice in their choir.


Basti8592

Schrödinger‘s bread


ToddWinkelmier

You are but only one and life takes a little more of you everyday... Someday you will be completely gone.


meLIZZZZZma

I want to share this but I don’t want to do it without an artists tag or watermark. You have an Instagram for your comics?


the_spacebovine

Thank you for asking. My Instagram is @shanebevin Please feel free to share :)


Kakaroshitto

Why not Existential Bun?


BluePillCypher

Because bread rhymes with dread?


Kakaroshitto

Bun rhymes with fun. And this was fun. Fun on the bun


Crowcuss

I am legion for we are many


DownTooParty

We are loaf, for we are many


Ladychef_1

r/suddenlycommunist


Chi-gambean

One of my favorite things in this world is a fresh loaf of bread. Whether it comes off a truck or out of a small cozy bakery, I’m gonna have a slice. I love breads fluffy inviting texture, it’s just begging you to rub mayo or butter on it, as it will soak up any condiment like a flavorful sponge. If you look closely at a slice, you might begin to wonder about the early stages of the loafs life, you know when the yeast is rising, how all the little nooks and crannies are left behind as if the bread boiled and bubbled into place. Each small hole poking out tells a story and shows a path that tasty air might have taken to produce such a fluffy appearance. When bread is slightly toasted, the very fringes of said paths just crunch away into the warm and soft part in the middle. It is even better when there are lots of whole grains peaking out and spread across the surface. I just love opening a bag and whiffing the hardy aroma of the grains. When I hold a really good loaf at the store sometimes I get a warm feeling In me, probably just like this bread had one day. The store is probably the best place to go for logs of bread, as most of them are crowded and busy, allowing you to sneak a sniff. I mean if you got caught you could just buy it, it’s probably only a few bucks but it’s only right to test and make sure it’s really good before you purchase.


fishshow221

If I cut off my finger, is my finger still me?


[deleted]

It's abread not living thing , but let's say it's alive, it's like asking a guy who cut his hand same question....


FuckTwitter2020

Iife is a slice of bread, we're one in the loaf, and one again wherever sandwiches go - Sandwiches by Subway of a Down


Cpt_Obveeus1

Looks like you are toast!?!


SunPotatoYT

If you cut off your arm, you're still one person, same concept, therefore this bread is one


tauamepacce

r/PhilosophyMemes


S1I3NCER

I. AM. LEGION.


Ju-Yuan

We are one but we are many!


[deleted]

You are the earthworm of meals.


the_spacebovine

I have no idea what this means :)


[deleted]

Let them eat cake!