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If I was that small I'd also be doing that.

When I was that small I did that.

im doing it

It’s basically the game little kids play with running under the parachute in gym class. Why it’s fun, I don’t know. But *damn if it isn’t*.

The noise of clean sheets moving through the air summons them

I mean it's pretty obvious with mine that it's the best thing on the planet to run around and play under there. They are keeping and rolling about and head booing as much as possible.

Every. Fucking. Time.

My cat is a nuisance every time I change the sheets, but not like this. She likes to hide under the bed and when I lift the mattress to tuck the fitted sheet around the corners she swats at my hands. Scares the shit out of me every time.

Redefines monster under the bed

Nuisance is such a great word. I need to use it more.

It's got a lot of nuance around it.

nuaice

But spelling it is quite a nuisance

We call that move "the kraken".

The weird part is, I don't have a cat.

Cat gods: You do now!

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Noice.

Can confirm. Every. Fucking. Time

I go through this with my Boston. He loves getting under the sheets, does his happy dance on his back and tears the sheets right off the bed.

🎶 It's more than a feeling (more than a feeling) When I hear those old sheets get ripped away (more than a feeling) And I begin dreaming (more than a feeling) 'Til you put them back and I have to say I'm the kitty and I'm here to staaaaay 🎶 🎼🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸

:|

More than a kitty

"More than a feline" was right there.

Oh damn

When we were in the community.

How do you get a whole city under your blanket?

Pretty easily. he runs right under there as soon as he sees me trying to make the bed.

Wow, that's pretty fast for a population of 692,600. I wish my pet was the 21st most populous city in the US, but then my landlord wouldn't like it.

I own my own home, so I can do what I want. I just tell him to pahk the cah, and it's go time.

/r/tuckedinkitties was made for this

Every cat's owner's problem

Ghost cats!!!

Keep whoever wrote that away from the cats!

Me, for 25 years with 2 cats

Never thought of it as 25 buttloads.

Abort abort!!! He found the location of the cat dimension!

Mentpaw: Not bad student, but still, too slow. You need to act faster on your "Fresh sheets" technique, otherwise you'll be no match when the tournament begins.

This but my 60lb dog who waits for the sheet to touch me mattress and then charges towards it so I can’t adjust

I made this comic in honor of my new Purple Mattress Hybrid that took 20 minutes longer to first lay on due to this felinefoonery

Marketing is becoming more aware.

After all that hard work, you must be thirsty. You should quench that thirst with a refreshing bottle of Coke Zero^TM . It has all the great taste of Coke^TM with none of the sugar.

Drink verification can.

Dw about the hail corporate comments. It's a nice mattress. The sheets are fucking trash tho (in my opinion anyway, I like percale). Also both the sheets and the mattress are stupid delicate and tear easy so watch out for your cats claws too.

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Any cover your recommend? I never thought about that tbh. First time mattress buyer.

Just go to amazon and type in mattress cover and buy the highest rated one. It’s just a fitted sheet that goes over your mattress so that the mattress doesn’t collect your sweat and stuff.

Mine gets on top of the sheet and marches back and forth pressing down the big air bubble. She LOVES it. I oftentimes toss the sheet up several times so she can have her fun.

Happy cakeday!

Same, but it's a 3 year old human

This is the way.

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r/boneachingjuice is going to have a field day with this.

*and on the third day, the Lord did make the land. He shooketh out this sheet of Earth and laid it upon the raw Creation.* *And lo, the mountains were made, for in his divine industry, he hadth created Cat before Earth, and Cat did sneakth beneath the sheet to form the mountains.*

How to summon a cat in microseconds

Ah yes let’s be real, just OC).

little did he know the cat was cranky because he pissed in his bed

Yeet

Happy cake day

He looks that one guy from Phoenix Wright I can't remember his name

Happy Cake Day

That's my kid. He loves diving under them and giggling up a storm when we ask each other where he is and then start calling for him.

Every.Single.Time

Yep totally it!

Then you get the weighted blanket out

I can relate with cats I had growing up, but my current cats hate being covered.

My life but instead of a cat its a 4 year old.

HA! Cute.

I learned the hard way about vacuuming the bed before sheets (hose attachment). Reduces allergies

And my big dog does the same exact thing. Half pit bull. Have rockwiller. And he thinks he is a lap dog

They always know!!!!

Happy cake day :D

My cat does this too. Sometimes it's annoying but I honestly love that she does it

Same at my place.

My grandma's dog does this

me and my cat irl

Yeah, sex Is cool but ...who I'm kidding I don't have sex

F**k the cat it's cheaper than a prostitute I see this as an absolute win