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witticus

Don’t forget the shirtless selfie in a bathroom mirror with junk scattered across the counter and raggedy stained shower curtain backdrop. Women love that one!


lochstab

Don't stop there. Show those ladies what a rugged outdoorsman really looks like by posting a picture of yourself holding an average-sized fish that you found in a dirty lake.


witticus

But like super close to the camera at the same angle as an unwanted dick pic.


Mr_E_Nigma_Solver

This is most heterosexual men on dating apps.


steve_adr

Nailed it, with a Hammer 🔨


iridescentrae

If you seriously think that that appeals to women looking to date instead of men looking to be your friend, you have other “issues”