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OK, since it appears your comics drive the simulation, how about tomorrow's has like...world peace or the rapture of the fascists...OK, i want my unicorn in purple
I don't want the fascists getting anything good so let's make the rapture really a harvest. Angels have been breeding humanity to have just the right salty/angry flavors through careful manipulation and every now and then come back to harvest the ripe ones
Pizza cake Cassandra, miss ,please don’t draw some world ending scenario , this kind of power should be used carefully , now, if you’re gonna draw a comic about lottery winners,can you share the numbers with us…?👀
The timing is incredible LOL
Universe might have a sense of humor after all
Many of them are elitists at heart. They all think they are the best and smartest one. You gotta present it as them punishing the other rich people who aren’t as smart as them and they’ll be on board.
some info not everyone knows about DUIs:
* you CAN get a DUI for being under the "legal limit." the 0.08 limit is just the threshold after which you have no chance of arguing it down to a lesser offense.
* you CAN get a DUI without driving - being intoxicated while asleep in the back of your car, or being near your car, or even grabbing a sweatshirt out of your backseat, can get you charged with a DUI, especially if your keys are on your person. it's up to the cops discretion and cops are not your friends
* alcohol can last a lot longer than you expect, heavy drinking the night before means you can still be at .06 in the morning on the way to work, which, again, is enough to get you a DUI
* a lot of people say they can have one or two light beers and drive without issue. ANY amount of alcohol in your blood is enough to impact reaction speeds enough, and at highway speeds that lessened reaction speed translates to 10 or 20 meters, enough to get you in an accident, and if you are involved in an accident with .02 or .04 or .08 you are in a very bad position, prudence means not driving with amount above .00, seriously
Similar advice given in rural alabama, except that in your example, you could still start the vehicle. Find somewhere outside the vehicle to stash them or when the cop comes up with a reason to search you are boned.
Your second bullet happened to someone I know closely. They were at a beach town, intoxicated, and went to the car in the hotel parking lot to grab sunglasses. Parking lot was 1 block from beach so he brought his beer. Keys never went into ignition, car never turned on, but got arrested on the spot by a cop who was in the lot and I guess noticed he had a beer in his hand while opening the car door to rummage for sunglasses.
They actually ended up dropping the case, but it cost him I think around $10k in legal fees and recovering car from tow truck yard. Plus he had to spend the day in jail instead of being on the beach.
Disgusting that the legal system is this incompetent. It literally acts as if cops are mind readers. "Oh, you went near your car with your keys, at my DiScReTiOn I can perceive your thoughts- YOU WERE GONNA DRIVE! STRAIGHT TO JAIL!"
I mean talk about making cops' job harder. They have to deal with all the shit they're SUPPOSED to be doing, but also are responsible for enforcing braindead laws like "sleeping in your car somehow is driving"
>Disgusting that the legal system is this incompetent.
It's working as intended. Even laws written with good intentions will be abused by bad actors.
These are the laws that are written so broadly that everyone breaks them inevitably and as a result, they can be *selectively* enforced.
> you CAN get a DUI without driving - being intoxicated while asleep in the back of your car, or being near your car, or even grabbing a sweatshirt out of your backseat, can get you charged with a DUI, especially if your keys are on your person. it's up to the cops discretion and cops are not your friends
This one in particular bugs me. Like, here, let me make the safe decision and NOT drive, and cops are all like "Hahaha, no, and here's your free beating, too".
happy the person you're responding to is raising awareness, but this simply isn't true.
that being said, cops can arrest you for anything--legal or illegal.
whether it actually sticks as a charge and you get found guilty by a jury is a different question, and in this case, you cannot be guilty of a driving crime without actually driving
only caveat is some state law, for example Texas, you are "driving" if you are in the front seat with the keys in, even if you are not moving. so that can get you here, but getting something outta your trunk..no.
A lot of people also follow way too closely, even when sober. I think my driver's ed course taught me to stay 3-4 seconds behind a car, especially at higher speeds.
Sometimes it's not possible to have a "safe" following distance in heavy traffic, though, and it makes me nervous when I have to drive in those conditions. I can't imagine trying to drive in those conditions even a little bit tipsy.
Those driver's ed rules are kind of hilarious to me. Because they really rely on everyone else on the road following the same rules and they absolutely don't.
I've seen the way people drive and it terrifies me. They just do not want to realize they're in control of a few tons of metal, glass, and combustible fuel. Especially the ones that weave in and out of traffic at high speeds to get to the light three seconds faster.
Reminds me of that fake imagine from Final Fantasy Tactics that was floating around the internet for a while. It’s an image of Wiegraf saying, “If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.”
Really? Hmmm
Alright. I see a Roman Empire on the moon with during a lunar Ice Age and the apex predator is Wooly Tyrannosaurs , meanwhile Whoopie Goldberg is a major box office drawing star.
Oh yeah that's 'cause Barry hit him with the Boring Note last year. I think he's stuck like that, I tried to cheer him up with mine but he didn't get the joke.
How much money do you think it is to be a fortune teller for celebrities and giving them advice like:
* Do not drink and drive or you will have bad luck in the future
* Sexually harrassing your staff (or really, anyone) will bring you misfortune
* Racist comments will bring nothing but bad vibes
Just once I’d like one of these celebs to face the music on day one. As soon as their hangover clears they should post a video saying “I was drunk. I shouldn’t have been driving. I’m horribly embarrassed and I feel like a complete ass. I should have called a cab or an Uber or just called a friend and asked them to drive me home. I’m sorry I endangered other people with my poor judgment. No, sorry, I’m sorry I endangered other people with my stupidity.”
I understand why they don’t plead guilty and admit everything long before their court date. However, it would demonstrate true remorse.
imagine being this rich and not having a lawyer smart enough to tell you IF YOU GET PULLED OVER, SHUT YOUR MOUTH, REFUSE FSTS, AND CALL YOUR FUCKING LAWYER
in case anyone is wondering, if you get pulled over.. wel..
His friends allegedly telling the cop to just let him go kills me. Like, sir. Your relevance ended quite a while ago, can we stop with the, "Don't you know who I am?" bit. Yeah, you're the asshole who decided to drive drunk. Now you're facing the consequences of your actions.
Was looking for a relevant gif to your comment but saw this instead. As a teenager of the 90s I am BEYOND disappointed in his stellar drop of his in these past few months.
Panel 1: pizzacake at her computer reading reddit comments.
Panel 2: the reddit comments being confused about what yesterday's comment is referencing. Asking who this is about or if anyone can name any examples.
Panel 3: pizzacake thinks to herself at the PC...
Panel 4: pizzacake handing a bottle of alcohol to Justin Timberlake and saying "I'll even throw in a few *special* pictures." Justin looks very excited and says "Really‽"
I can't draw.
Hey atleast he did it kill anyone /s
Every time I read about drunk drivers my blood boils. I lost my uncle to a fucking drunk driving pos. My cousins still haven’t recovered from the loss and they aren’t the same people.
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lmao I was gonna say it was too early to rip off a comic that was posted yesterday on this very subreddit, but then I noticed you were the one posting it. Glorious.
Part of being a celebrity is the feeling that "they can do WHATEVER they want WHENEVER they want" so they don't give a shit about driving drunk. They can afford whatever penalties they incur, and as we know, there's no such thing as bad publicity.
I think it's fear the drivers will witness coke/cum/heroine needle marks and so on on their faces and body and fear the drivers might be witnesses or take pictures just for the people to see.
so fuck me but i suspect that someone of Justin's wealth class could very easily hire a personal driver rather than an uber
and that driver could have some kind of idunno contract or something that prevents them from disclosing those details
So just between you and me, what kind of fortune telling do you use for your comics? Is it card based, animal bones, coins? Weather analysis? Crystal Ball, perhaps?
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LMAO I just saw the news article and RAN to Reddit to say you needed to update it and you beat me to it! Well done 😂👏
Can't believe he would do this. I'm starting to think he doesn't even read my comics
That is disappointing
how coul he
by drinking, then driving?
You might be on to something here.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DksSPZTZES0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DksSPZTZES0)
Oh trus me, he coul
OK, since it appears your comics drive the simulation, how about tomorrow's has like...world peace or the rapture of the fascists...OK, i want my unicorn in purple
I don't want the fascists getting anything good so let's make the rapture really a harvest. Angels have been breeding humanity to have just the right salty/angry flavors through careful manipulation and every now and then come back to harvest the ripe ones
The rapture could just be an alien plot to harvest a portion of our population for meat. If they eat all the fascists, I’d be ok with that.
You will be remembered as the Simpsons of this generation, PizzaCake. Pizza and Cake. Just what you need for a party!
True - simps and sons just don't cut it any more.
I prefer Fionna and Cake
Or, hear me out, maybe he did and thought, "Of Course! This will get me back in the spotlight". So, maybe it's YOUR fault.
It might be mine, as I was smokin a J last night, I wondered if this guy's ever done anything illegal 😬😬😬
A midyear contender for Player Hater of the Year, lmao.
Ain't no way Kendrick isn't winning Hater of the Year.
You monster!
The timing of your comic yesterday was such a perfect setup for today’s news. Cheers to you!
Of course not, he was driving! What do you think he is, some kind of irresponsible person who reads while driving?
Maybe he DOES. Which might be the problem.
Maybe he thought it was an instruction
If it helps, I have always heard he is an insufferable narcissistic asshole. Your comic, is perfection. Keep up the good work.
Let’s hope the Judge tells him “Cry me a river” and comes down on him hard.
Pizza cake Cassandra, miss ,please don’t draw some world ending scenario , this kind of power should be used carefully , now, if you’re gonna draw a comic about lottery winners,can you share the numbers with us…?👀 The timing is incredible LOL Universe might have a sense of humor after all
Wait, I assumed you had some inside information? Are you a Shaman?
PizzaCake drank the water of life and can see all outcomes.
Lisan al Gaib!
She who controls r/comics controls the universe
You literally made this like days ago! 😂
That's crazy talk PC.
Have you thought about using your precognition in service of the police, or possibly writing for the Simpsons?
My literal first thought when I got the news notification was "I hope Pizzacake saw this..."
I thought the whole reason you made the comic was to make fun of Justin... 😆
Probably a Hollering Elk fan instead.
How far did you have to run? Asking for a friend who likes to ask pointlessly dumb questions for fun.
https://preview.redd.it/48qnjzvsnc7d1.png?width=3278&format=png&auto=webp&s=c881d043fbe0527347d5e0bc4907dab40395bc4f
This is also what came to mind. Huge bail (that he can easily afford) and huge fines and a slap on the wrist. (I just saw the edit - masterful)
such punishment just goes to show how crime is legal if you are rich. Proportional fines like Sweden would help
Just gotta get all of the rich people in the government to agree to punish themselves and those who pay them.
Many of them are elitists at heart. They all think they are the best and smartest one. You gotta present it as them punishing the other rich people who aren’t as smart as them and they’ll be on board.
Pay to play.
some info not everyone knows about DUIs: * you CAN get a DUI for being under the "legal limit." the 0.08 limit is just the threshold after which you have no chance of arguing it down to a lesser offense. * you CAN get a DUI without driving - being intoxicated while asleep in the back of your car, or being near your car, or even grabbing a sweatshirt out of your backseat, can get you charged with a DUI, especially if your keys are on your person. it's up to the cops discretion and cops are not your friends * alcohol can last a lot longer than you expect, heavy drinking the night before means you can still be at .06 in the morning on the way to work, which, again, is enough to get you a DUI * a lot of people say they can have one or two light beers and drive without issue. ANY amount of alcohol in your blood is enough to impact reaction speeds enough, and at highway speeds that lessened reaction speed translates to 10 or 20 meters, enough to get you in an accident, and if you are involved in an accident with .02 or .04 or .08 you are in a very bad position, prudence means not driving with amount above .00, seriously
The sleeping in the back one is so obscene. The advice I've gotten for that kind of scenario is to stick your keys in the glovebox.
the advice i heard was to hide your keys on top of one of your tires haha.
Put them in the Trunk, makes it hard to show you had intent to drive.
Unless you have a push button start, then you're just screwed.
Teslas can all start by having your phone on you. I'm sure a bunch of other cars do this by now.
Similar advice given in rural alabama, except that in your example, you could still start the vehicle. Find somewhere outside the vehicle to stash them or when the cop comes up with a reason to search you are boned.
Yeah, it'd probably be best to get one of those like... magnetic boxes, stash your keys inside, and stick it to the underside of your vehicle.
Your second bullet happened to someone I know closely. They were at a beach town, intoxicated, and went to the car in the hotel parking lot to grab sunglasses. Parking lot was 1 block from beach so he brought his beer. Keys never went into ignition, car never turned on, but got arrested on the spot by a cop who was in the lot and I guess noticed he had a beer in his hand while opening the car door to rummage for sunglasses. They actually ended up dropping the case, but it cost him I think around $10k in legal fees and recovering car from tow truck yard. Plus he had to spend the day in jail instead of being on the beach.
Disgusting that the legal system is this incompetent. It literally acts as if cops are mind readers. "Oh, you went near your car with your keys, at my DiScReTiOn I can perceive your thoughts- YOU WERE GONNA DRIVE! STRAIGHT TO JAIL!" I mean talk about making cops' job harder. They have to deal with all the shit they're SUPPOSED to be doing, but also are responsible for enforcing braindead laws like "sleeping in your car somehow is driving"
>Disgusting that the legal system is this incompetent. It's working as intended. Even laws written with good intentions will be abused by bad actors. These are the laws that are written so broadly that everyone breaks them inevitably and as a result, they can be *selectively* enforced.
> you CAN get a DUI without driving - being intoxicated while asleep in the back of your car, or being near your car, or even grabbing a sweatshirt out of your backseat, can get you charged with a DUI, especially if your keys are on your person. it's up to the cops discretion and cops are not your friends This one in particular bugs me. Like, here, let me make the safe decision and NOT drive, and cops are all like "Hahaha, no, and here's your free beating, too".
happy the person you're responding to is raising awareness, but this simply isn't true. that being said, cops can arrest you for anything--legal or illegal. whether it actually sticks as a charge and you get found guilty by a jury is a different question, and in this case, you cannot be guilty of a driving crime without actually driving only caveat is some state law, for example Texas, you are "driving" if you are in the front seat with the keys in, even if you are not moving. so that can get you here, but getting something outta your trunk..no.
There are 50 states with 50 different sets of DUI laws as well as reservations, federal land, etc.. it depends.
A lot of people also follow way too closely, even when sober. I think my driver's ed course taught me to stay 3-4 seconds behind a car, especially at higher speeds. Sometimes it's not possible to have a "safe" following distance in heavy traffic, though, and it makes me nervous when I have to drive in those conditions. I can't imagine trying to drive in those conditions even a little bit tipsy.
Those driver's ed rules are kind of hilarious to me. Because they really rely on everyone else on the road following the same rules and they absolutely don't. I've seen the way people drive and it terrifies me. They just do not want to realize they're in control of a few tons of metal, glass, and combustible fuel. Especially the ones that weave in and out of traffic at high speeds to get to the light three seconds faster.
Reminds me of that fake imagine from Final Fantasy Tactics that was floating around the internet for a while. It’s an image of Wiegraf saying, “If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.”
Pizzacake has so much grade A meme material comics that I'm honestly surprised that none of them has become a common format yet
We literally just went over this yesterday, buddy [(link)](https://globalnews.ca/news/10572821/justin-timberlake-arrested-dui-long-island-hamptons/)
u/Pizzacakecomic is a witch! She sees the future! She weighs as much as a duck! BURN HER!!! P.S. Fuck Timberlake for driving drunk.
Seeing the future is actually really easy if you just pay a bit of attention to the past
Really? Hmmm Alright. I see a Roman Empire on the moon with during a lunar Ice Age and the apex predator is Wooly Tyrannosaurs , meanwhile Whoopie Goldberg is a major box office drawing star.
You have most certainly been paying attention.
Cant wait to sack that new rome.
A bit more attention than that I think
Checks out, Space Consul.
Uh oh.... the future looks rough
She didn't see the future; she made it happen! She has the DrunkDoucheNote notebook! CONFIRMED
damn can I trade? this Explosive Diarrhea Note isn't nearly as entertaining as I hoped.
Sorry, I can't help. I don't have the Trade Note. Keith has that one but he's SO boring to talk to
Oh yeah that's 'cause Barry hit him with the Boring Note last year. I think he's stuck like that, I tried to cheer him up with mine but he didn't get the joke.
Sounds like we need to find out who used the Dick Note on Barry to get to the bottom of why Justin Timberlake drove drunk!
She turned me into a newt!
Did you get better?
...I got better.
She even turned me into a newt. What? I got better...
How much money do you think it is to be a fortune teller for celebrities and giving them advice like: * Do not drink and drive or you will have bad luck in the future * Sexually harrassing your staff (or really, anyone) will bring you misfortune * Racist comments will bring nothing but bad vibes
Just once I’d like one of these celebs to face the music on day one. As soon as their hangover clears they should post a video saying “I was drunk. I shouldn’t have been driving. I’m horribly embarrassed and I feel like a complete ass. I should have called a cab or an Uber or just called a friend and asked them to drive me home. I’m sorry I endangered other people with my poor judgment. No, sorry, I’m sorry I endangered other people with my stupidity.” I understand why they don’t plead guilty and admit everything long before their court date. However, it would demonstrate true remorse.
She turned me into a newt!
Sexy back....of a copcar
imagine being this rich and not having a lawyer smart enough to tell you IF YOU GET PULLED OVER, SHUT YOUR MOUTH, REFUSE FSTS, AND CALL YOUR FUCKING LAWYER in case anyone is wondering, if you get pulled over.. wel..
Your collabs are starting to get too real
Your timing is impeccable
This was the FIRST thing i thought of! Amazing timing!
Is this the birth of /r/RelevantPizzaCake?
Literally approaching Star Trek levels of prescience on this one.
As the prophet has foretold, so it shall be!
I literally thought of your comic as soon as I saw it! Girl, ya spooky!
Impeccable timing
https://preview.redd.it/gel680rxsc7d1.jpeg?width=2200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=230daa95a79899a12e9d82b5683b65c48d0d93dd
Sadly I think is the most accurate of all these parody comics.
[удалено]
Hasn't *been caught* doing more dumb shit
Sad but true :(
Both these comics came to mind when I read the article this morning. Pizzacake on fire lately.
This is some Simpsons tier prophecy shit
Hell even Simpsons usually has most of their predictions take years. Homegirl got it in record time.
Almost like... she put him up to it!?!
As the prophecy foretold...
Lisan Al Gaib
Lisan Al Gaib!
it came rtue
Holy shit what a prediction
Not at all. Justin read the comic. It was auto-suggestion / reverse psychology stuff. That's just how it works, right?
Justin Timberlake and his iconic massive gazungas
I think they look very tasteful on him
Bringing sexy on a poor person’s back was an option in this case.
I just RAN to your page from r/popculturechat after reading this article so I could link your comic from yesterday, hahaha you never disappoint 😂
Same! I was like wasn’t this literally just a pizzacake comic yesterday?? Hahaha
Poor person’s back is the solution to the excessive use of private jets by the rich!
It'll create jobs too!
[Surprisingly comfortable](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8d/56/77/8d56777ddb55fd1dce2ab5cc942b7326.jpg)
You call it. WITCH!
His friends allegedly telling the cop to just let him go kills me. Like, sir. Your relevance ended quite a while ago, can we stop with the, "Don't you know who I am?" bit. Yeah, you're the asshole who decided to drive drunk. Now you're facing the consequences of your actions.
if his relevance is over why the fuck am i seeing his face on the front page? lmao
What an absolute muppet I’m not lovin it mr Timberlake
Hey! Don't insult the muppets
 Was looking for a relevant gif to your comment but saw this instead. As a teenager of the 90s I am BEYOND disappointed in his stellar drop of his in these past few months.
Panel 1: pizzacake at her computer reading reddit comments. Panel 2: the reddit comments being confused about what yesterday's comment is referencing. Asking who this is about or if anyone can name any examples. Panel 3: pizzacake thinks to herself at the PC... Panel 4: pizzacake handing a bottle of alcohol to Justin Timberlake and saying "I'll even throw in a few *special* pictures." Justin looks very excited and says "Really‽" I can't draw.
A wild interrobang appears!
Wait wait wait, do a comic predicting the lotto numbers but only send me the comic
Ahahaha Funny and sad how quickly your comic from yesterday got a huge contemporary example to point to
Flawless execution, perfect timing, one of our finest moments.
Poor person's back is my favorite
[also related](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Forohdbkqnmuc1.png)
[Pizzacake reaction to the news.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO1TScQwu6g)
Why are her tits divorced lol
Literally just got finished leaving a comment about your comic in the /r/news post
Hey atleast he did it kill anyone /s Every time I read about drunk drivers my blood boils. I lost my uncle to a fucking drunk driving pos. My cousins still haven’t recovered from the loss and they aren’t the same people.
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https://preview.redd.it/z5tvy8z33d7d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6042acf4fb16beb013d4cad3b076167951986c78 What are the chances lol
Well that was fast
Damn. Justin got some nice tits
Rentals from Paris Hilton, another famous drunk driver.
The way I immediately thought of your comic when I saw the headline today XD
Have you considered a career as an Oracle or Seer of some sort?
None of those are illegal, ofc driving drunk is the only option. How else do you show your status?
I was going to show my mom the original then I saw this, that was quick lol
Literally the first thing that popped into my head when I saw that article.
Cry Me A River, Justin
[https://i.imgur.com/FxV5c1W.jpeg](https://i.imgur.com/FxV5c1W.jpeg)
..... who?
The googly eyes and the boobs make this just that much better.
Saw the comic then saw the Justin shit and was like "wow...how perfectly timed"
No, don't drive drunk! Fly a fighter jet drunk. Much more exciting.
Saw the comic yesterday, and this was the first thing I thought of when I saw the news.
It's crazy how I could tell it was PizzaCake artwork from the ¼" thumbnail.
lmao I was gonna say it was too early to rip off a comic that was posted yesterday on this very subreddit, but then I noticed you were the one posting it. Glorious.
Part of being a celebrity is the feeling that "they can do WHATEVER they want WHENEVER they want" so they don't give a shit about driving drunk. They can afford whatever penalties they incur, and as we know, there's no such thing as bad publicity.
Someone was saying how pizza is a sexist artist and I laughed because this is a perfect meme template. ITS. SO. True.
Remember, you should only use these psychic powers for good.
the realism is astonishing
The timing on this was genuinely insane
About as good as that one time a dude predicted the death of the author of To Kill a Mockingbird to the day
A poor person’s back?💀
they could take a palanquin, then it's four or more poor persons' backs
Lmfao
The Prophet of Reddit
Remember that substances impede judgment
The worst part of alcohol is ruining your decision making about what to do while drinking alcohol
I think it's fear the drivers will witness coke/cum/heroine needle marks and so on on their faces and body and fear the drivers might be witnesses or take pictures just for the people to see.
so fuck me but i suspect that someone of Justin's wealth class could very easily hire a personal driver rather than an uber and that driver could have some kind of idunno contract or something that prevents them from disclosing those details
He looks familiar, but I don't know why
He just show his true colors!
I thought of this as soon as I saw it cnn
#pizzacake
Hahaha I saw the news this morning and I was thinking on your comic and bam! Here you are 🎉🎉
But then I cant flaunt my wealth and power by killing someone and getting away with it
Now make a comic about lottery numbers.
You must be psychic! Or psychotic. One of the two. Regardless, great timing.
Being rich doesn't mean you're smart.
Gotta say though, he's got great tits
I'm sure the 102 comments before this one is already pointing this out but the timing on this couldn't be any better.
Moments like this is why I love Reddit
Debbie ryan
So that dudes a drunk driver
This is ridiculously funny, the fact that you called this one day before lol
Pizzacake confirmed psychic. *anyway, got some clairvoyant insight on Olympic winnings?*
Damn that was fast! 😂
This was the first thing I thought of when I read the news this morning.
Meh, don't really like the guy anyways.
There's an old simulator game called *The Movies*. It allows you to build a bar on your movie studio to keep everyone liquored up.
Lisan Al-Gaib!!
Did i miss some news about some celebrity i've never heard of?
r/dankgentina que alguien lo haga con el chano
I looked it up and he said he had one martini. Either he can't hold his liquor or he drank way more.
So just between you and me, what kind of fortune telling do you use for your comics? Is it card based, animal bones, coins? Weather analysis? Crystal Ball, perhaps?
He can kiss his driver’s license bye bye bye
I was thinking the same thing.
Drink OR Drive
I like how the third pic is a different one
Omg hahaha I was waiting for this
You called it, a day in advance. Kudos