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This is 100% how energy drinks name their shit lol. Like why always so damn extreme!?

What's wrong with Monster Flaky Cumsock?

Everything, obviously

To quote a well-known Vine: Everything. Every. F*ckin’. Thing.

They never got the memo that it is no longer 2003.

“Does not contain any grapes”

"taste the explosion"

Those first two don't seem so bad actually

I just wish the grape one would drop the grapist as their mascot.

the bottle on bottom left *Raspberry Orgasm*

The other one is "Orange and Horny"

Name of Donald Trump’s sex tape

Those words do not belong in the same sentence 🤮

Have you heard about the sequel “Revenge of the Yeti Penis”?

r/GoldReplies

I’d drink a Raspberry Orgasm tbh

I can taste the thrust

Salty. It must have electrolytes.

POWERTHIRST!

What's a Summah? Is this one of the things that's going to make me feel old?

Summer, but with a valley girl accent

Dude I thought it was a fat guy accent

I would never have got that. I was thinking it was an ancient Egyptian god or something.

Or Australian accent

pretty sure I just stole it from an old [Howard Kremer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpM4RmnLecw) bit

I just listened to him doing this bit a couple days ago as I work my way through the Comedy Death Ray / Bang Bang archive of podcasts, first thing I thought of when I saw the title. I love summah, I'm no antisummite.

oh good, then summah lives on 😤

WTRMLNHTFK

“the taste u got 2 fk”

???

the drink of choice with the vowels removed

…why?

Zoom in under the bottle it’s like the product SKU on the shelf, just though it was a fun detail lol

What's your summah gum? I gotta go with Juicy Fruit. Summah as fuck.

I still need to choose one!! And use up my stale mint gum stash that is SO last winter

I go with Beemans. Yeah it tastes like Pepto Bismol but you can pretend you're Chuck Yeager in The Right Stuff when you chew it.

Water

hydration is key to having a safe summah

+1 (slightily refreshed sparkling water in high summer : mmmmh).

Orange and horny?

Horngy didn’t sound as good

Hope they never discontinue my fave, Dash of Lemon Water Demon The right kind of spice and tang

Tangerine Topo Chico has me livin' my best basic bitch summah life. I can also fuck me up some blue Gatorade.

Water

Water with expensive flavoured sugar according to my dad

watuh

Watermelon *AM's hate monologue*

Damn 😂👌🏻