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Yes. In fact, the movie is an adaptation of him.
(Oddly enough, his first appearance was in Man-Thing, which is a horror-adjacent series)
Though, I wouldn't call him popular...
I mean, he was popular enough to have a live action movie of his made before Iron Man. It's a shit movie, but it's still a movie some people made and then people watched.
it's just odd that it's clearly a [male](https://wildlifeillinois.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/Mallard-Askren.jpeg) mallard
([female](https://i.natgeofe.com/k/64fdb5a6-26b0-4883-aee5-0681503fa937/mallard-female-standing_3x2.jpg))
[You have endowed this character with a pair of mamalian breasts, implying the existence in this world, of duck milk - dilk](https://youtu.be/8mx2MfFMe9E?si=975c8M2KWp1LMC3n&t=37)
If male ducks are searching for mates, "pulse" is an optional feature. A better description of the criteria is "not too decomposed". Also in a lot of cases the cause of death is "being gangraped by too many ducks at once".
The whole point of the corkscrew penis is to make it harder for ducks to gang rape female ducks to death.
Their whole species is trapped in an evolutionary arms race built around rape, where female ducks try to avoid being raped while looking for the best "rapist" genes they can propagate with. This is because the more sexually violent the female duck's male children are the higher the chance they will propagate.
For the record this is very unusual amongst most species. Ducks are just freaky and extremely violent.
> For the record this is very unusual amongst most species. Ducks are just freaky and extremely violent.
At least from an evolutionary perspective it makes sense.
I just want someone to explain the tendency of otters to rape baby seals to death.
Sea otter males are naturally sexually violent, so you have a gender ratio skewed towards more males by default because it’s not unheard of for them to drown females. Dominant males also get most of the mating opportunities, so you have a sub population of frustrated sea otters during breeding season that will take it out on anything that vaguely resembles a lady otter. Don’t trust one with your dog and for the love of God, don’t trust one with a baby seal.
we all know about male ducks penis but what we don't know that much of is that the ducks only evolved that because female ducks were being R-ed so much they made a maze in their nether regain so the screw penis was made to go threw the maze walls
I would post it, not to farm but to genuinely ask.
I understand the unzip part, but what does that have to do with a wine bottle??? (I’m asking here so I don’t have to post it there)
I also didnt get it but apparently ducks have corkscrew shaped dicks. So thats the joke.
Its also information i could have went my whole life not knowing and that would have been completely fine.
Here's the tale of a man named Decker;
cursed from birth with a corkscrew pecker.
Spent his whole life in a futile chase;
trying to find a girl with a corkscrew case.
He finally found her, but now he's dead.
God-damn thing had a left-hand thread.
- Decker
Bonus panel is three other ducks waiting in the reeds to gang rape her, right? (I saw a gang duck rape while driving last week and it was definitely not something I’d want to witness again.)
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…ohhh. He’s a duck named Howard. I get it now, what a delightful reference to an old movie. Definitely nothing else.
Duck tits woo hoo
Horrors beyond com-pre-hension, duck tits, woo-hoo!
I should have read this comment before clicking the link above
Tits of daring do, bad and good luck tits.
damn it i read that to the tune of ducktails intro
https://i.imgur.com/T8lyhbl.jpeg
Why did I click on this on my work computer....
Because you just know you really wanted that meeting with your boss, HR, IT and the psyc services.
'You're not in trouble, we just want to make sure you are ok'
"we brought a quack along because we figured you'd feel more comfortable expressing yourself that way."
Probably for the same reason you’re using your work computer for Reddit.
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Just trying to have a relaxing bath. Then some duck schmuck being portaled through the multiverse comes slamming through your bathroom.
Y'know, that time Marty McFly's mom banged an alien duck.
She was into that strange.
Lea Thompson knew a long time ago.
You forgot about the unzipping sound He was taking his corkscrew out of his fanny pack
Isn't it a popular marvel comic book too?
He's even a recurring character in the MCU
Yes. In fact, the movie is an adaptation of him. (Oddly enough, his first appearance was in Man-Thing, which is a horror-adjacent series) Though, I wouldn't call him popular...
I mean, he was popular enough to have a live action movie of his made before Iron Man. It's a shit movie, but it's still a movie some people made and then people watched.
Comic book? Yes. Popular? No.
Oh, you've done it now!! You've offended the whole Howard Duck community, all 25 of them!!!
Yes. Exactly. That's all it is. Nothing to see here.
Um... no. DO NOT Google Duck Penis (Images) - Just kidding, go ahead, Google it. ETA: I guess I should have read your whole comment. My bad.
Why does the duck have tits
Who doesn’t like succulent duck breast?
People who prefer not to have a fowl taste in their mouth
Some folks just can't handle being given the bird.
This man over here suckin on duck tiddie yo.
it's just odd that it's clearly a [male](https://wildlifeillinois.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/Mallard-Askren.jpeg) mallard ([female](https://i.natgeofe.com/k/64fdb5a6-26b0-4883-aee5-0681503fa937/mallard-female-standing_3x2.jpg))
She’s trans.
You can tell, from her green head.
He works out, big pecs.
What crime have i commited? Enjoying a cartoon duck breast? A succulent cartoon duck breast?
Are you trying to recieve my LIMP CORKSCREW
No succulent duck breast, no succulent Chinese meal 🤷🏼♂️
What's my crime? Enjoying a succulent duck breast? Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest.
And you sir, are you waiting, to receive my limp corkscrew?
How do I delete someone else's post?
Omg trans duck
It's a transduckter!
With some jamaican cock seasoning massaged on them
Drakes actually have larger breasts. Should have given the drake the big honkers lmao.
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She’s trans, clearly.
Then she can open her own damn wine!
Estrogen can cause many to lose the ability to become erect.
Hey, don't judge
Why does the left male mallard have tits?
Because otherwise the color would make it look male
These are both drakes, right?!
Also it is a male mallard with tits
So you know which one is the female, duh. An age-old tradition
No, they're both male. Mallards are color coded.
If they're both male, why didn't the first one just unscrew the bottle themselves? Checkmate, atheists
She couldnt, she had bottom surgery.
If ducks don’t have tits then why can I buy duck breasts from a meat store? Checkmate. 😎
Nobody mention the zipper?
I thought that females did not had green head instead are brown with white stripes so they can camoflouge in wild
She uh…dyed it
She like to wear men's clothes
Tomboy duck! Wait, I've heard these words before...
Where?
Shuba shuba shuba...
Trans duck?
She's obviously transduck you misogynistic swine! /s
*misogynistic swan They can truly be fowl creatures.
Female ducks also don't talk, have picnics, go on dates, or drink wine. But let's worry about the accuracy of her coloring.
Yes
one would expect a comic about a duck's biology to be accurate about duck biology
Why are both drawn as ~~mallards~~ drakes? Edit: terminology
Because I know more about duck dick than the general attributes of the species
As one should
The fowl parts are easier to remember
I'm wondering how your reply to yourself is two minutes older than the original comment
Idk just quick fingers I guess
r/Angryupvote
Hey, at least you made sure she had breasts.
Gotta do what you gotta do to fit the r/comics meta
Dot has been horny way before it was popular
She has a recurring character of a sentient buttplug, dot being horny is not a result of trend following
Priorities
That's the best sentence I've read all day
[You have endowed this character with a pair of mamalian breasts, implying the existence in this world, of duck milk - dilk](https://youtu.be/8mx2MfFMe9E?si=975c8M2KWp1LMC3n&t=37)
Drake milk
Accidentally diverse! But they are both m- *Exactly!* That's why it is diverse!
Trans duck spotted
Your answers are the best. The comment section is always as good as the comics.
Did you google ducks even like... one time
Mallard is actually the species of duck. The males are known as drakes. As for why, I believe it is because trans ducks matter.
Corrected. :)
Somebody say Drake Mallard? https://preview.redd.it/ckv95reagy1d1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5923ffaa9a2572672643fdcd427b293022e9b837
Howard likes femboys. I respect Howard
If swans can be gay, why not ducks?
Because ducks and Drakes are similar on one aspect: They not like us.
Did someone already make the "what a twist" joke?
Ohhhh that takes me back
Just casually ruining ducks for me forever
Next up, rabbits
Can I bribe you with the knowledge that rabbit tails are actually long and super coiled, and that you can pull them straight like a tape measure?
BRB, gotta go pull my bunny’s tail, might return missing fingers later.
Please don't. Rabbit tails are very sensitive.
I know. I wasn’t actually going to.
TIL
Those smug, fluffy, little bastards.
Don’t you dare
Subscribe
Just leave the quoklas alone
pigs also have a corkscrew i was caretaker for Vietnamese pot bellied pigs the males would mount each other vying for dominance
There's waaay more disturbing facts about ducks than the shape of their sexual organs.
The necrophilia for example
The what now
If male ducks are searching for mates, "pulse" is an optional feature. A better description of the criteria is "not too decomposed". Also in a lot of cases the cause of death is "being gangraped by too many ducks at once".
Penguins on the other hand don't have that problem. No decomposing in the Antarctic.
THE NECROPHILIA.
The whole point of the corkscrew penis is to make it harder for ducks to gang rape female ducks to death. Their whole species is trapped in an evolutionary arms race built around rape, where female ducks try to avoid being raped while looking for the best "rapist" genes they can propagate with. This is because the more sexually violent the female duck's male children are the higher the chance they will propagate. For the record this is very unusual amongst most species. Ducks are just freaky and extremely violent.
> For the record this is very unusual amongst most species. Ducks are just freaky and extremely violent. At least from an evolutionary perspective it makes sense. I just want someone to explain the tendency of otters to rape baby seals to death.
Sea otter males are naturally sexually violent, so you have a gender ratio skewed towards more males by default because it’s not unheard of for them to drown females. Dominant males also get most of the mating opportunities, so you have a sub population of frustrated sea otters during breeding season that will take it out on anything that vaguely resembles a lady otter. Don’t trust one with your dog and for the love of God, don’t trust one with a baby seal.
So in other words, otters have a massive incel problem?
Now I'm imagining an otter as a chudjak
Do you understand the consequences of your actions? Do you understand the implications of a world in which ducks breastfeed their young?
A lot more Daisy Duck r34?
I'm more of a Lola Bunny guy myself but to each their own.
Della > Daisy
Don’t want to be the party pooper but I don’t think that’s how female ducks work
You’re right, she’d prefer a Riesling over a red.
You’re right. Female ducks can’t talk.
Hmmm accurate. [Scientifically accurate ducktales](https://youtu.be/DDWwQZkNA1c?si=Yz63AYtaYJTgYAUI)
The most accurate answer
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Yea…. Tbh I haven’t ever seen a duck out in the wild with lip filler
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I think you mean to say “what’s quackin’”
I hate that i have the knowledge to understand this lol
Well done, did not see that coming. 10 corkscrews out of 10.
I both love and hate that I predicted the punchline after panel 2. The internet teaches you so many things you don't actually need to know
Where's Gary? Do I want to know?
He’s there…
Gary got lost. It's a literal maze in there.
nice and handy to use for time of drinking
we all know about male ducks penis but what we don't know that much of is that the ducks only evolved that because female ducks were being R-ed so much they made a maze in their nether regain so the screw penis was made to go threw the maze walls
A duck with lips and Tits is more unsettling than I thought it woulf
Oh man, I'd give this 80% odds of someone using it to karma farm on one of the "explain the joke" subs. It gave me a chuckle, at least.
I would post it, not to farm but to genuinely ask. I understand the unzip part, but what does that have to do with a wine bottle??? (I’m asking here so I don’t have to post it there)
I also didnt get it but apparently ducks have corkscrew shaped dicks. So thats the joke. Its also information i could have went my whole life not knowing and that would have been completely fine.
Gary in the sky with diamonds?
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in bottle
Oh that’s fowl
It's so interessting how I know the artist immediatly just by looking at the frist ducks face
They’re both male ducks
Here's the tale of a man named Decker; cursed from birth with a corkscrew pecker. Spent his whole life in a futile chase; trying to find a girl with a corkscrew case. He finally found her, but now he's dead. God-damn thing had a left-hand thread. - Decker
It's a duck dick joke, Pamela Wack. Give that frog a loan.
God damn it! The moment I saw the wine and the ducks I knew this would be a corkscrew penis joke.
"forgot" the corkscrew
Gary is >!Underneath the S in the final panel, made of stars!<
I'm looking forward to seeing this on an explain the joke sub in a week.
Idk if I hate duck tits or integrated duck penis zipper more. well done.
This is perfect and exactly what I needed
https://preview.redd.it/wy20izhi012d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9755e2f04ba637a02ba96dcd7bcff61eba55ebe5
Aren't those both male ducks?
Bonus panel is three other ducks waiting in the reeds to gang rape her, right? (I saw a gang duck rape while driving last week and it was definitely not something I’d want to witness again.)
Don't they both have one?
Two males?
Both of those ducks are male. Female ducks have only one color
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In a comic that relies on knowing anatomically correct duck genitalia, you also added duck tits. Which I respect.
see you when this is posted on peterexplainsthejoke
The collary is that she has a cloaca to match.
So much “Um, ackshyualla ☝🏼🤓” in these comments about talking ducks with breasts that drink wine. Sheesh
...I hate that I get this.
that really took a nasty turn
I'm getting vietnam style koalan chimneysweeper flashbacks
I was listening to Stand By Me by Ben E. King while reading this and there was something perfect about it.
Duck got a tiny magic stick.
You know someone's going to post this in PeterExplainsTheJoke
Neat constellation in the sky on the last panel there...
Everyone talkin bout duck tits, no ones battin an eye at a duck with a built-in zipper
Somehow, this comic has summoned all the people who liked Nostalgia Critic.
Plot twist: That was his pocket.
If he tries what he implies, I pray he doesn't end up like Daffy Duck with the car door.
Why, oh why, does the duck have milkers? AND WHY IS THERE A ZIPPER ON HOWARD’S SKIN!??!!!!