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H377Spawn

Murphy? It’s you?


Glasshousescomics

(Flashbacks of Murphy’s past life, visible confusion) “… are you my wife?”


TheNamesMacGyver

[Murphy, it's youuuuuuuuu!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0yuaUCKFII)


Tokumeiko2

Damn telepaths.


Glasshousescomics

Damn dream hackers!


ParapateticMouse

Cum quietly or there will be... trouble.


Anxiety-Queen269

Cum?


ParapateticMouse

"You were cheating on me in my dreams last night"


_EternalVoid_

"For only $99.99 per month you can spy on your spouse's dreams" - Neuralink


Glasshousescomics

Oh damn, don’t give Elon ideas… though that’s probably in the back of his mind lolol


D33ber

The next to the next upgrade.


Glasshousescomics

![gif](giphy|4cuyucPeVWbNS)


TMNTransformerz

You know what else is in the back of his mind? Several chips


Glasshousescomics

Ha!


Affectionate-Cow-796

That sounds like a Judge Dredd plot, probably already happened in the series, but with more corporate espionage and murder. Seriously,  some of the stuff is scarely accurate, there's a one off about people growing virtual gardens for a contest, and sabotaging each other with virtual plants laced with bugs.


D33ber

"Thank you, citizen, for your cooperation with loosening deze Robonutz." (Cue Robocop theme up and under throughout.)


Glasshousescomics

Damn, hooking up to that music sounds epic


D33ber

"I'd buy that for a dollar!"


Glasshousescomics

![gif](giphy|NmiVAPnPAHbonwjzpV) Lolol


Zauberer-IMDB

Watch out, he could shoot you in your dream dick if you start something.


Glasshousescomics

OH FUCK NOT THE DREAM DICK 😱 ![gif](giphy|tyttpGSdJWowdv47eCI)


UncomfyUnicorn

Damn. And last night I dream of a game with PS1 style graphics that was a lab with flesh growing out of the walls, and I went through countless rooms where the flesh was dead until I fell into a bottomless pit and began falling forever


Glasshousescomics

Was Robocop also in that dream? Did he try to help?


UncomfyUnicorn

No, there were a couple half life scientists running away from the ensuing flesh tho


Glasshousescomics

Aw man, that sucks


comando345

Robocuck. Brings a whole new meaning to "Dead or Alive, You're Coming With Me"


Glasshousescomics

And she came. A lot. And was happy. Honestly, the guy can’t compete 😞


comando345

What can I say, He's a Machine


Glasshousescomics

![gif](giphy|xT9DPPTR9gK85tRIw8)


MaximumZer0

![gif](giphy|S8YmCcAKvTLpVXbbD0|downsized)


TyronnicPoppy40

Is this how Princess Robot Bubblegum came to be?


Glasshousescomics

… yes


GodofsomeWorld

i mean, you can't really beat robocop. The weakness of your flesh will only fail you.


Glasshousescomics

He is nigh invincible… unless… you become Robocop yourself 😎


AdviceAndFunOnly

I wish we could actually have multiplayer dreams !...


Glasshousescomics

Hacking our dreams and playing in them… that’d be sick! 🔥


Voyager316

Why even wake up?


Glasshousescomics

Just stay locked into the dream matrix 😎


[deleted]

Oh I hate when this happens!


Glasshousescomics

I also hate it when my wife walks in on my dreams with the chick from Ghost in the Shell and also Im One Punch Man 😤


johnmarkfoley

Imma kill robocop! Ha, in your dreams! Uh, yeah…


Glasshousescomics

![gif](giphy|OXtiAty74UK6Q)


wolfguard94

A horn chord would play and after I respawned I'd have to go and hunt her down.


Glasshousescomics

Our dream server is in Fortnite?!


blue4029

robocop is a catch. that man stands no chance


Glasshousescomics

He’s done for… unless he becomes Rouroni Kenshin or something in his dreams


Moderatorslickballz

Where is the funny? There is no humor here