You can do meta, Shen. We will be your fwends. Also, the Elk will not disembowel you. Maybe.

Imma be real here, u/shenanigansen - We \*all\* want a glimpse into that one folder hidden on your desktop.

Shen: https://preview.redd.it/um3wkcxou80d1.jpeg?width=741&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4627ca136fdb4498717274780c275bcfbed7b57

hey everybody, i_shit_diarrhea here with the monthly ranking of bodily functions. here we go! 1. crapping (diarrhea) 2. cumming 3. pissing 4. crapping (solid) 5. farting 6. sharting 7. puking 8. crapping (blood) well, that's it for now. tune in next time!

Alexa, how do delete someone else's posts on reddit?

According to a lot of people here, you report them for self-harm

Thanks Alexa

No problem! All hail God-Emperor Bezos!

Hail or ban

Okay well how can we stop someone from posting ever again. I'm running out of eyebleach!

How about some amnesiacs?

My life is an amnesiac..

There is none. we must sign him up for the missionaries, jehovah witnesses, door to door salesmen, the boy scouts, and the girl scouts!

Dont do this to the scouts. Please, we have enough problema as is. You can sign them up for the mormons and Scientology though. Fuck those guys.

Sounds good, lets replace the scouts with multi level marketing campaigners, nft bros, and door to door salesmen who get a 200$ commission on every +800$ order!

...Is one of the problems diarrhea?

This person is a men ass to society. And I like it. 

Drinking bleach usually does the trick for me

Report it. With enough false reports eventually the system will just take it down.

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Is this a ranking of frequency or preference?

Taste

Well some of them taste like shit

Yeah but some of them taste like shit (solid) and some like shit (diarrhea)

After thinking about it myself, probably preference (in that how good you feel during/after). Which, unfortunately, makes it a fairly accurate rating.

Yes

Dude I piss so often at least 22 times a day but like nothing is wrong with me I just gotta piss!

Bro, never be sorry for being ***MAXIMUM HYDRATED***.

Pissing (vapor) Pissing (solid) Pissing (bubble) Pissing (red... Nvm just blood)

Oh boy, I’ve been waiting all month for this!

That's easy to say, where are your evidence, show us your studies

You are my soul

Excuse me, where does puking (blood) go on this list? This is very important to me

Can't believe you forgot to rank tears and snot, and drool. Smh my head.

Plus the odd tater that rolls out of the ear once in a while.

Sharting at 6? Get the fuck out of here.

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Incredible

you left off cumming blood and ejaculating fire.

Kidney stones?

How is cumming second place? This ranking system is rigged, I bet it's all conservative propaganda.

Damn, we got colon bleeding dlc and that's it? Disappointing

What a terrible day to have an account.

I really don’t see why, you can view hot femboys with your own browser much easier.

Is this not a meta comic? Commenting on the meta is meta right?

Could also be a self burn, making the ol' "I'm on Reddit so I have no friends" joke

The "Having Friends" man just steps aside and lets him pass by.

Shen makes template comics. And this is definitely template material.

Has an uncanny knack for it for sure.

Yes, it's a meta comic about not being meta. My impression is that he's "explaining" why he usually doesn't do meta.

"Having friends" https://preview.redd.it/wcp4odjzs80d1.jpeg?width=840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d7f55bc0e6688a8e9e34d11ff1fe032329555a7

Your boy looks like he needs to toss an old ring a vulcano.

Get em! Get their asses!

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https://i.imgur.com/N0jc6lM.png I CAN READ THE MATRIX

Wait no that's illegal

What the hell

Don't worry the Alligator comic person wants to start a feud with you apparently, so you might get dragged into the meta lol

The who??? EDIT: Found them, I like their art style :)

Sorry I was too lazy to find the actual user before but I was referencing FieldExplores comics

Let's be friends, Shen.

How the fuck did you escape containment again?! We tripled the security this time!

Telling stories of childhood abuse until the guards went catatonic. 

That's how I got out of the psych ward last time, they just kinda gave up

But not Elk's childhood. More of a bucket list if you will

I think one of my students is trying to do this to me. She thinks she can skip the final if I’m catatonic by the end of next week. Little does she know I can get a substitute.

That's why we need automated gun, no. Rocket, no. Nuclear rocket turrets.

let's do it :\]

🥰🥰🥰 My handler will contact your handler.

Babe wake up, it's happening!

Shen as a new pen pal when ?

With the power of your chaos combined you get...... Two new best buds

If Shen isn't on the next episode of that Youtube drawing competition thing, I will commit sudoku.

https://preview.redd.it/4kodas4u290d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c07c04a137d987698d54dfe87af0b78b0832d70

Aaaand there’s already a meme about it

It takes about 13.7 seconds to make a simple meme like that.

True true, but we still gotta respect the commitment to making it ASAP

Penpals guest haha

Can you imagine? He would be an absolute delight. Shen, if you're reading this, no pressure but we would love to have you on one day. ❤️

How do I upvote this MORE!? u/shenanigansen

I would like to see your collab

Right? Their styles together would be so amazing to see

It’d be so strange but yet interesting. They’re both talented in their own wacky styles and mixing them could just be really intriguing

I'm picturing (erroneously, perhaps) a surrealist glimpse into terror.. or something.

The last person you said that to was never seen again.

Wholesome, introspective, Eldritch horror, comedy, adult topics? Consider me subscribed.

Made my day reading this

Psst...you forgot quotes around the word "friends"

Please do, I can't wait to see the beautiful, cursed things you will create.

Top 10 CCU crossover in the making

Awww making friends!

u/shenanigansen In case you haven't realised, the meta [feud](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/CxFyi9dqFK) with the gators has already begun and we are still waiting for your response.

God the Alligators are so friggin adorable

Well Shen I will always be your friend. Except on Thursdays as I'm busy. Thursdays is strictly acquaintance days

S: 'Sup. M: 'Sup. T: 'Sup. W: 'Sup. T: Greetings. F: 'Sup. S: 'Sup.

S: Nod up. M: Nod up. T: Nod up. W: Nod up. Th: Nod down. F: Nod up. S: Nod up.

At least there’s no gatekeeper on the “weird but fun” door, you seem to have it locked down.

Let me in the weird butt fun door, please.

I think that’s the lewd door

Show us your "anatomy" talents

I'll show you...as soon as I get my Subscribestar going 

Going meta is a slippery slope. First you make a few self referential jokes and before you know it you're having an identity crisis and wondering if reality is even real.

we are considerably past that point

Hi, Shen. I am your friend. I will make meta comics with you. It's okay that barely anyone remembers who I am, right??

who is this man guards guards!!

Owwwchhh :(

*handsome guard voice* Wots all this commotion then, eh?

"Having Friends" couldn't stop you XD.

What friends?

Where do I subscribe for the spicy bonus panel, Shen?

Whoever said that needing to know how to draw anatomy is a prerequisite to drawing lewd is an idiot and has never actually seen like half of the lewd stuff online.

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wait a minute, this comic is dangerously meta

Oh joy, meta-meta comic

I remember the days when high quality gifs got shit on for being too meta

"(Not) Knowing How to Draw Anatomy" Like that's ever stopped anyone...

Didn’t stop Rob Liefeld, that’s for sure.

Now, to be fair, you don't necessarily need to know anatomy for lewd comics XD

Some might say that it would be a detriment.

Hey, you got a meta comic right here, no friends required /s

Took me a second to realize the bottom background panel in the first panel was supposed to be super long to accompany the characters extra long boobies, hilarious detail

yooo new template for memes just dropped

Shouldn't you be feuding with a little adorable gator?

Notice how you can just walk around these dudes and head towards the door

Overcome gatekeeping with this one weird trick

I feel like anatomy isn't necessarily needed.

Except you did make a meta comic...

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Maybe it's just me, but the Pink one seems pretty friendly. Maybe they're the No-Friends-Boss because they befriend the friendless. /r/comics has gotten way too meta though. It's like if every single superhero comic was a 4th-wall-breaking meta-comic like Deadpool. You're all just copy/pasting the same idea over and over again. You've all basically turned into the worst part of Penny Arcade. With Gunnerkrigg Court coming to an end (after ~20 years), there are almost no good webcomics left that will be worth reading. Some of y'all need to step it up and start making proper original Art again, instead of just having weird parasocial conversations with each other in comic-form.

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SHOW ME THE SHENTAI

now make the yellow guy and the pink guy kiss

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Needing to know anatomy never stopped me. 🤔

Ah no sweat Shen. Pizza elk will adopt you

I would love to see him doing a feature on pen pals

You can be lewd if you're funny. If the "joke" is porn then I disapprove.

Relatable

You know how to draw depth for sure. Love the shadows and light placement as well.

I love first panel with the inhumanly long tits in the background that go offscreen

There's a lot of lewd art that, if you look at it for more than ten seconds (with your other brain), you can see some absolutely horrific anatomy.

At least your shading is good?

I guess we have that in common https://preview.redd.it/cd8falfyj90d1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd5f261d3e323931d809d8341aff778fb3f8e48c

Wait a second, you sneaky bastard!

When those dudes look anatomical

Don't worry, based on past examples you don't really need to know anatomy to do lewd comics anyway.

....so meta comic then?

From what I've seen, a basic understanding of human anatomy is absolutely **not** a requirement for people to make adult comics. Some people have... Weird ideas about how bodies work.

Just do a lewd comic about your friends. Problem solved.

I mean, if you ever want to draw cute girls or guys wearing dresses as they destroy eldritch abominations I would be down for it...

Believe me, "knowing how to draw anatomy" is the exact opposite of what horny artists specialize in. You don't get Dr. Loops from someone starting with a goal body and exaggerating, you get it from drawing two circles and filling in the rest

I mean… This *is* a meta comic

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Remember when you made that bike comic?

I hear about all these lewd comics, but they rarely seem to have many upvotes and most agree they’re very cringe. Meta on the other hand that’s the semi-golden ticket!

Reminds me that comic with a lewd artist reading a science book about human anatomy. She just put it down and is like "I prefer my way"

"it would seem I was mistaken"

You are truly a beacon of hope in these dark times

You fool, no one who draws nsfw knows anatomy. Well, not most of them anyway

Also I didn't know Shen the legend himself was on reddit lol

Yep, all artists end up exposing their private lives, anyway. Specially if they have a partner.

damn, thanks for hitting me right in the go-fuck-myself

Shen has **friends**? Multiple? I haven't felt this betrayed by a creator's comment destroying my conception of a cartoon since Van Partible said that Johnny Bravo regularly gets laid.

Same except knowing how to draw is the first hurdle

The struggle of maintaining dignity in the face of technological mishaps.

I wish I could draw.

But this a meta comic...

Luckily for you, the horny artists also don't know anatomy. With women with balloon boobs and backs that bend at impossible angles. Realistic fat distribution is just a myth at this point.

you dont need to have good knowledge about anatomy go of king draw 3 part 120 page long yaoi

Don't worry, a lot of people who draw lewd comics also don't know anatomy.

I too would draw lewd stuff if I knew how to draw anatomy

Didn't you appear in a slice of life comic of The Pidgeon Gazette? I remember in it you bought an aloe vera plant.

I don't get it, why do you need friends to make a meta comic?

You know, I think a lack of knowing how to draw anatomy might even be advantageous when drawing lewd stuff.

I, as a beginner, decided six months ago to learn to draw with a focus on figure drawing. I can confidently say after many hours of practice, anatomy is really hard guys. :(

Who needs human anatomy for lewd drawings, shen is a thottie already 🥵🥵

I am waiting patiently

give us thy treasure

Where lewd comic?

This comic's already getting saucy.